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Daniel Sieradski
—weev, after Sieradski tried to frame him for the Jewish bomb threats |
Daniel Sieradski✡, aka mobius1ski and selfagency is a Jewish troll and member of Antifa who, like many "tolerant" liberals, advocates violence against alleged Nazis. Ordinarily, this would place him in an unremarkable group of garden variety social justice warriors not worthy of an article, but Sieradski is the author of a knockoff of Coincidence Detector called "Nazi Detector", whose criteria for inclusion is a loose amalgamation of people he doesn't like, people who follow people he doesn't like on Twitter, and supporters of Donald Trump. Sieradski's "Nazi Detector" was yanked by the Chrome add-on store for abuse, after his criteria for inclusion was exposed. Sieradski's list of "Nazis" would be nothing new because calling people Nazis is the latest craze in the social justice crowd, but Sieradski's rhetoric has opened himself up to a lolsuit by advocating violence against the "Nazis" on his hit-list.
Sieradski and influence
Sieradski has been trolling the Zionist Occupational Government of Israel for years, with his self-written Wikipedia biography describing him as a "thorn in the side" of the Jewish establishment. On Twitter, Sieradski was an unhinged and deranged person, prone to childish tantrums such as referring to El Al Airlines as "kikes" before issuing a hollow apology, and tweeting his support for "a white ethnostate" as long as it's in Wyoming, followed by the obligatory apology.
Despite his racist views and violent and radical rhetoric, he is accepted by the Jewish mainstream because of his SEO abilities, which he utilized in 2004 to displace the top Google result with the TOW article on "Jews" by utilizing the tactics of a classic Googlebomb. When Twitter finally banned him, he rallied his friends in the media to write about it, and it worked. Sieradski gloated about it on Facebook and promised more coverage, completely disproving the "Jewish Media" stereotype.
Times have been tough lately for Sieradski, with the birth of two children, his enormous weight gain, and his unemployability after the Jewish Telegraph Agency expelled him for his racist and radical rhetoric. His resume reveals he has stooped to writing crapstubs for pay, in violation of Wikipedia's acceptable use policy, and now he has resorted to writing attention grabbing plugins for Google Chrome in a desperate attempt to remain relevant.
Nazi Detector
Sieradski has called on years of intergenerational butthurt and a thorough knowledge of copy and paste to devise the now removed "Nazi Detector", basically a ripoff of the Coincidence Detector, but instead of surrounding the names of Jews and mainstream media writers with "echos", his ripoff surrounds the names of people he doesn't like with swastikas. Criteria for inclusion on Sieradski's hit list includes being The Donald and wearing a MAGA hat. Sieradski further defames those on his list by alleging that "This is really about folks who are harassing other folks online", and admits that "The ‘real’ Nazis are dead".
There are those who argue that Sieradski's tactic of composing a list of enemies is also ripped off of the Nazis themselves, who were well known for keeping lists of Jews for more effective roundups. Sieradski has repeatedly called for violence against the people on his hit list, while remaining very slippery on what exactly qualifies as a Nazi.
BS Detector
Sieradski has turned his sights on the media, and has written a new plugin called "BS Detector" that censors fake news sites. Similar to the Nazi Detector, several sites have been accidentally placed on the list, and even Zuckerberg banned it from Facebook for being "unsafe".
Life as a crappy poet
Turns out that when not sperging out online, Sieradski's gentle side comes out in the form of crap poetry:
In addition to the garden variety beat poetry shown above, Sieradski the great respecter of womaen, has penned this paean to women:
—Well, we can probably guess that Sieradski fucks his wife in the butt |
Downfall
Sieradski's worsening butthurt has manifested itself in several ways. Despite now having two children, his weight has ballooned to several hundred pounds due to sitting all day on Twitter and arguing with people. His Wikipedia userpage is quite telling:
In addition to whatever prompted the above, Sieradski's butthurt has extended to vandalizing Wikipedia with fake news about Pissgate then bragging about it on Twitter. (archive)
EDiots predict Sieradski's worsening mental health will manifest itself in suicide or further weight gain followed by a divorce, now that Sieradski has taken to neglecting and dissing his children and neglecting his wife.
Twitter ban
—Sieradski, on Mastodon |
Twitter's ban of Sieradski could have been been the best gift to Sieradski's wife and children, but instead led to Sieradski taking to his numerous sockpuppets to help spread the news that he had been suspended and had no idea why, going on to speculate that it may have been his Twitter spat with Courtney Love and not his deranged behavior.
After troll accounts surrounded his reincarnation at OccupyJudaism, Sieradski tweeted to the owners of Archive.is to help stop the meddlesome trolls from using his own words against him:
After his humiliating ban from Twitter, Sieradski took up residence at Mastodon, where Sieradski's invective is forbidden by most instances, so EDiots predict this will go just great. Shortly after arriving at Mastodon, Sieradski suggested a "pile-on" on Chelsea Manning for which he was rapidly rebuked. Within minutes, Sieradski made the following remark then deleted his known Twitter accounts:
— Sieradski, minutes before deleting everything |
About two months after this article was deleted, Sieradski made his triumphant return to Twitter as _selfagency due to his hateful invective being unobserved at Mastodon. Within a few months, Sieradski started a Twitter spat with Ricky Gervais over kosher meat practices, with Sieradski taking the side of small government and letting the Jews do whatever they want to the animals before slaughtering them, and Gervais standing on the side of the animal activists. Mostly it was a laugh and Ricky Gervais has since moved on, but Sieradski continues to rage at the incredible injustice done to him and has taken to calling Christians "trash", and other typical Sieradski behavior to the point where he was actually trending for a brief, shining moment of e-fame.
Within hours of engaging with a rational human, Sieradski was banned yet again, and his ban was received warmly by the rest of Twitter. Yet another enraged Facebook post blamed Ricky Gervais and Twitter instead of his own retarded behavior just like before. Twitter likely banned him for his own good, and for liability reasons. Noone would want him to get so stressed that he suffers an intensely painful and extended heart attack that takes him before God where he can explain himself.
See also
External links
selfagency, OccupyJudaism, jewsforbernie, prog_jewsall banned or deleted
HE IS RISEN!NOT NE MORE LOL- Addicted to Twitter
- At Mastodon (another microblogging site, with 9000% more censorship
- Nazi Detector exposed
- His Wikipedia contributions
- His Wikipedia hagiography
- Judas Watch: Daniel Sieradski
- Official site
- Resume
- OccupyJudaism.com at Archive.is
- Sieradski's Tumblr at Archive.is
- Another deleted Tumblr at Archive.is
- @_selfagency at Archive.is
- @selfagency at Archive.is
- @OccupyJudaism at Archive.is (now squatted by trolls)
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