Ian Watkins

Ian Watkins, Ian Wantkids, mirrorboy, L'Amour La Morgue
Born	Ian David Karslake Watkins 30 July 1977
An hero	No (surrendered)
Nationality	Welsh
Occupation	Singer for a hipster band called "Lostprophets"
Religion	Atheism
Crime	Babyfuck, raping ones asking for it, kiddy porn

Ian Watkins (or Ian Wantkids) is a pedophilic bisexual Britfag who lead the hipster band named Lostprophets. While leading his own hipster boy band, he went on a journey to rape as many babies and children as he could. While doing this for years, after trying but epically failing to put his cock in the ass of a 1 year old boy, he then suddenly got caught and was inexplicably arrested.

Ian Watkins' best picture to describe him

Bad Luck Brian is a witness!

Career

THEY GOT A NEW VOCALIST!!!!

The inspiration through his song titles.

In the late 1990s and early 2000s, Ian Wantkids formed the Lostprophets, a group of trend-hoppers that played whatever they could to get into the mainstream.

Originally in 2001, the band was a bunch of Britfags who played nu metal, but their audience was mostly limited to citizens of England. By 2004, when nu metal was out and emo in, bands such as Jimmy Eat World, My Chemical Romance and Dashboard Confessional encouraged high school kids slit their wrists over silly breakups. The Lostprophets noticed the trend and went from looking like Limp Bizkit to a bunch of limp wristed, teary eyed emos. The band was disbanded in 2013 when Ian Wantkids was sentenced to prison, everything on their Facebook page was also deleted.

Raping adventure

By around 2008-2010, Ian Watkins began his venerable crusade, composed principally of introducing infants to his genitalia. Soon enough, he had put his cock in the ass of a baby boy and raped a baby girl in her tiny cunt. Ian then conspired with two bitches who made kids themselves to sexually abuse their asses, and Ian sent a message to them saying that if they're his woman, the babies belong to him as well. He then went on to record kiddie porn for pedophiles to flock off to and cum all over the screen. The investigators also say that he had tried to fuck hundreds of victims until he died of AIDS like Easy E from NWA.

The pigs went on his cumputer and found kiddy porn and bestiality on his browsing history, allowing them to rain fire and shit thunder all over Ian's britfag ass, dooming him to reside in jail and inevitably drop the soap. In his defense, he is perfectly entitled to be a practitioner of bestiality, owing to his long and storied Welsh heritage.

At first in 2012, Ian Watkins said He wouldn't ever fuck a child or baby, but then like the fags who come out the closet, he admitted it in November 2013. Ian Watkins also says he'll be soon someday a rock god and that he'd rather bite the dust and take a chance to burn in the depths of hell than be in jail with a bunch of faggots for years with an overly obsessed fangirl who had phone sex with him after he got sentenced. He then referred to his abuse as "megalolz" and even used that word for decorations in his hipster band's concerts.

Prison

Ian Watkins was dutifully remanded to a hardcore prison and is in a cell where he may co-habitate with Mark Bridger, who brutally killed the little, mushy ass head of a 5 year old girl and hid her in his closet. His two lil' bitches were only sentenced to 14-17 years while he was in for 29 years.

Aftermath

Cyberbullying

After Ian was sent to the big boy house, his ex-bitch Joanne Mjadzelics was now the new Jessi Slaughter, being cyberbullied by butthurt fanboys who said she lied initially to the pigs about mister Ian the Pedophile and said she wanted to touch her own son in his big black British cock. She then overdosed on drugs and tried to perform a self-pwnage but failed like Kim Mathers did after she got her white ass owned by Slim Shady. Sorry Ian, but no child or baby wanted to fuck you.

Reactions

Everybody collectively shat bricks when they heard about Ian's rape adventure, including cunts, his bandmates, fantards and people offended by everything.

Bandmates

His bandmates were deeply fucked in the ass with pain when they found out what occurred. They then deleted fucking everything from their Failbook and Twatter. They wrote a message saying

	“	Many of you understandably bicuriouswant to know if we knew what Ian was doing. To be clear: We did not. We knew that Ian was a difficult character. Our personal relationships with him had deteriorated in recent years to a point that working together was a constant, miserable challenge. But despite his battles with drugs, his egotistical behaviour, and the resulting fractures and frustrations within our band, we never imagined him capable of behaviour of the type he has now admitted. We are heartbroken, angry, and disgusted at what has been revealed. This is something that will haunt us for the rest of our lives. Being in a band has always been a labour of love and a platform to inspire people, not to take advantage of them. It's still hard to believe this is happening and that someone we were once so close to has destroyed so many lives, lying every step of the way. Our hearts go out to Ian's family, the fans and friends he betrayed, and most importantly, the victims of his crimes and others like them. We hope for justice, but also that Ian will truly take responsibility for what he's done. We would urge any other victims to contact the authorities.	„

Others

Several people were deeply offended by this and started nerd raging online about Ian. They then went on to say how they really, really, really wanted to publicly castrate him without anesthetic and then hang him from the nearest lampost and then smile as he writhes in pain. Apparently, because they are always right, You can rape adults, which they want for him in prison, but raping adults is extremely different from raping children and babies. You learn something new everyday.

Oliver Sykes

The singer Oliver Sykes for the Britfag band Bring Me the Horizon also shat bricks saying

	“	So Watkins was sentenced & justice was served, wether you think it was too short a stretch or not. My heart goes out to all the victims effected, but I would like you all to consider the impact and destruction Watkins has inflicted on his band, and see how them themselves are in some ways the biggest victims of this nightmare. He destroyed the legacy of Lost Prophets (which were my favourite band ever back in the day) -when your band ends you want to be able to look back at all the good times, listen to the songs you made, reminisce, but that is no longer an option. He has made it extremely difficult for them to continue their love of music and art without people treating them differently because of one mans actions. What ever they choose to do in the future we should support them 110% and not let one pedophilenonce]]s life ruin 5 good peoples lives. Which brings me to Richard J Oliver's incredible art. He recently asked to paint a picture influenced by me, which is awesome, and he is a truly gifted artist. Go add him on twitter- @RJOliverfineart and check out his work. And check out the painting he did influenced from a picture of me! (ABOVE THIS TWEET) rad!	„

Fans, I mean trolls

Many fans kept calling Ian "innocent" since they're obviously fans. They then made a Failbook page called "We Support Ian Watkins" and called him their saviour and called him "innocent". As this page was out, many butthurt emo fags were easily offended and dragged their little cocks to the cyberpolice on Failbook and reported it. Pretty soon, the Facebook page was removed and even the Daily News was pissed. Despite that, one said that they called the pigs and they said it is not illegal to the page due to freedom of speech. But, since websites such as JewTube and Failbook suspend many trolls for even making a joke, the page was removed anyways.

Another Ian Watkins

YOU FUCKED WIT TEH WRONG GUY

	“	.@ianwatkins have a nice time in prison you idiot !!!	„
	—JACK (@goring_jack) December 18, 2013 (response from some little kid who is too much of a fucking retard to notice certain things in usernames.

After Ian Wantkids was sentenced to the big boy house in the cell with Mark Bridger, some fat Britfag/businessman from UK whose Twitter username was @ianwatkins was mistaken as the pedophile Ian Watkins and was being cyberbullied by strangers holding candy online.

Another Britfag named Ian Watkins who sang for the band "Step" was also mistaken as Ian Watkins. The court and pigs even used the Step frontman's picture to refer to the singer for the Lostprophets.

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Two words: Ted Bundy

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See also

• Child porn
• Pedophile
• Wales
• Rape
• Sex
• Bestiality
• Child abuse
• Asking for it
• Disgusting
• Prison rape
• Pedobear
• Blood on the Dance Floor
• Babyfuck
• Jimmy Savile

External links

• A butthurt article made by a bitch who can't spell
• A Britfag judge's document on Ian Wantkids
• Wikipedia article on Ian Watkins
• Wikipedia article on the Lostprophets

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