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Jewish furry

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In the generation when the son of David will come, the face of the generation will be like the face of a dog.
 

 
 

—The Talmud

A Jewish furry is a Jewish member of the furry community who is doing it wrong and quite incidentally disregaurds his entire faith, forgetting that the Talmud decries the gentiles as animals and the Jew as their cattle drivers. Conversely, Jewish furries are perhaps quite awear of this and get a kick out of cosplaying as their gentile subservients. In fact, it is very possible (and quite likely) that the Furry Fandom is actually a Jewish cause meant to subvert the European tradition of the Anthropomorphic tale as well as the West as a whole. Don't believe me? Let's look at some of the things the Furry Fandom and Jews already quite plainly have in common:

  1. They are suspiciously wealthy.
  2. They have strange sexual practices.
  3. They WHINE about everything!
Jewish Furries Furries in general like to whine about some fursecution that never happened.
A popular work among Jewish anthro-fiction.

When dealing with Jews, one must not shy away from their obvious victim complex, which gives way to the Jew's motivation to join the Furry Fandom; In the past they were persecuted by (almost) every nation that they have resided in, but with political correctness ironically making that a thing of the past, now they choose to be fursecuted.

Fetishes

There are two fetishes common among all kikefurs. The first is inflation 'cause the Jews already do it to the economy. The other one is nose sucking, which undoubtedly transpired into an avian fetish cause their noses lowkey look like beaks.

See Also

 
Averi Fiddleafox is going to kill all the anthroKIKES!!!
 

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