Donald Trump

FACT ALERT: Donald Trump bought a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

The Donald, or Donald Trump, is a god amongst men. Never half-piss around when The Donald is around cause he'll rape you for not fulling pissing around, fire you for being unproductive, sue you for libel, and pillage your clan of its cattle. Donald Trump is a fucking genius. One fact that proves just how much of a genius The Donald is, he has personally gone bankrupt four fucking times. He's pissed away billions of dollars and yet people still get in line to give this asshole their money. In addition to the power to dupe Jews and goyim out of their money, Trump also has the ability to suspend time itself. This amazing power means that even though he continues to get older, his girlfriends never age beyond 23. This power is also known as "money," and allows even an ugly, paunchy, used car salesman like Trump to score more tail than you ever will. Fags at ED stand behind him every step of the way.

	“	I would look her in that fat, ugly face of hers and say 'Rosie, you're fired!'	„
	—Donald Trump

He also has his own world renowned television show, in which he makes niggers and women do his work for him. Recently, Trump is running for president and has, surprisingly, been supported by many. On the other hand, many lulz were had at his expense. The Donald is a primordial source of lulz, for example he was what caused Loki to cut off Sif's golden hair because The Donald only deserves the best in toupées.

Just another day on Trump's Twitter account.

ED Approved

HEY THERE! Hey, Donald Trump! I saw what you did with Rosie. I just wanted to say keep up the good work.

Sif's hair toupée.

The Donald gets the Encyclopedia Dramatica seal of approval.

Life of Leisure

Trump during his daily routine.

Trump spends his days in his Manhattan home, eating delicious cake and playing with himself. He dreams of Jessi Slaughter and faps his 24 karat gilded five inch penis. In recent years he has begun to lure in little boys with wads of cash to have sex with him. Trump, being the latent homosexual that is his agenda, is the sole financial source behind Boku no Pico. It is rumored that the plot is inspired by Trump's childhood, but given how much Trump brags about his accomplishments, if he did have such an awesome childhood--he'd never shut the fuck up about it. It is speculated that he will pander to militant homosexuals after he locks up the GOP nomination. He also has an extensive wardrobe, which ranges from green business suits to skimpy, black panties. It should be noted that Trump has managed to bankrupt his entire business empire, twice, the first time it was a chain of casino resorts, which even those with the most tedious grasp on economics, will tell you is fucking impossible unless you are a hire complete and utter retards. Both times Trump got back on his feet again, from a combination of giving blowjobs to his neo-con friends (including the Clintons) and begging for bailouts from the government. The joke is on you cause he has "fuck you" money many times over and you are reading this not fully clothed.

The Apprentice

Trump's great reality television show is called The Apprentice. The show also has a retarded brother called "The Celebrity Apprentice." This show has been home to many stars, including Lil' Jon, La Toya Jackson, and that one fat guy. Donald Trump has also been seen extorting money from other contestants including rock singer Meatloaf. Arnold Schwarzenegger will be hosting the next The Celebrity Apprentice in place of Donald Trump.

2012 Presidential Election

	“	I do not know what the 13 stripes represent [on the US flag].	„
	—Donald Trump on The Colbert Report

2016 Presidential Election

Self Explanatory.

The Trump Train has no brakes!

If only pundits were as aware as this meme regarding Trump's rise.

The Clash of Titans.

	“	To understand today’s Republican Party, you have to understand that despite the fact that they had on the stage five governors, three senators, and a brain surgeon, first and foremost they wanted to get the opinion of Donald Trump—a ham-colored cartoon character from I Love the ‘80s. Once you accept that, the rest of the night makes perfect sense. That’s all they have to sell: fear. Hope and change meet pee and poo. The entire slate of them up there seemed entirely unaware of the fact that women can now vote. Megyn Kelly asked Trump right off the bat about Trump calling women ‘fat pigs,’ ‘slobs,’ and ‘dogs.’ Trump’s answer? ‘I don’t have time for political correctness.’ He’s like one of those construction workers from the ‘70s who goes, ‘Nice tits. Oh, what? I can’t compliment a lady anymore?’ It’s crazy.”	„
	— --Bill Maher, a typical libtard who can't be more mature than "pee and poo."

The Gallery

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  O rly?
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  Pre-gaming for the Bohemian Grove
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  People will literally die for Trump
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  It's real like your waifu's orgasms
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  When you see it, you'll shit brix.
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  Pew pew pew pew
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  i think teh donald is a pretty cool guy. eh demands birth certificate and doesnt afraid of Chinese.

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  You Mad?
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  "Change Niggaz!"
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  Proof that you can ruin food by simply pointing at it.
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  [https://archive.is/X26Ep Trump, putting the "ss" back in "business".
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  Donald's cat.
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  Donald's rat.
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  Setting the standard.
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  He's in your sky, ruining your views.
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  Rosie O'Donnell, the Donald's only natural enemy.
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  Trump gets pwned on Twitter.
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  Trump pals around with his friend Rudy Ghouliani

See Also

• Bernie Madoff
• Business
• Blaming China
• Fired
• God
• Jews
• Money
• Rosie
• The Man
• The True God

External Links

• The Donald VS. Rosie - Trump calls Rosie a failure.
• Entertainment Tonight covers Trump/Rosie drama - lol

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