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Egalitarianism is a term used for people too cool to call themselves a feminist or an MRA. Egalitarians instead opt to "fight for both sides in the name of equality". Despite claiming to be champions of reasoning, common sense, and being against anything most 15 year old tumblr users post, the truth is, Egalitarians have very much in common with the Social Justice Warriors they hate, whom have become their mortal foe in the process, both lock heads in a debate of autism and suffer from a wild case of Unwarranted Self-Importance among other things. They can be found easily on tumblr with just a few searches with obnoxious and autistic URLs.

WE FITE FOR EQUALITY IN SHIET

Egalitarians in a sense are Social Justice Warriors in denial. Holding almost every value that they hold which includes circlejerking, getting offended by everything, falling for bait and obvious trolls, spending all day watching lame cartoons, and doxing people. In addition, they also have a superiority complex AND a Victim Complex.

Traits Egalitarians tend to have

  • tumblr account
  • My Little Pony OC avatar
  • RWBY avatar
  • Avatar of any popular anime like Naruto, Attack on Titan, Tokyo Ghoul, Sword Art Online, etc.
  • "Pro Common Sense, anti-bullshit" is one of the first terms used in their tumblr bio.
  • Inability to distinguish trolls and the real deal.
  • Girl on the Internet Syndrome in female Egalitarians.
  • Unwarranted Self-Importance in male Egalitarians.
  • Leftist political views and undying love for Bernie Sanders.
  • Burning hatred for Donald Trump.
  • If not a liberal, they're a cuckservative.
  • Usage of gif images from Dangan Ronpa and Ace Attorney when arguing.
  • Autistic as fuck url such as black-dildos-for-equality, rainbow-dash-for-real-social-justice, nigger-anti-feminist, etc.
  • Reliance on more popular Egalitarian blogs to argue for them since they're too busy jacking off to My Little Pony porn.
  • Fucking unreadable as shit blog themes.
  • Is in between the ages of 12-25.
  • Will put their race in their URL so they could get a pat on the back for being a nigger against feminism.
  • Hates Capitalism.
  • Is not straight.
  • Will say "Don't be this guy" then goes and acts like that guy 10 seconds later.
  • Will take great offense to being called a cuck and try to back their claims up that they aren't a cuck.
  • Will unironically use the word racist.
  • Has a fetish for Islam.

See Also

Autism - What all Egalitarians have

Bernie Sanders - Who all Egalitarians on tumblr worship.

Brony - What 90% of Egalitarians are, the other 10% are either feminists or MRAs

Communism - Egalitarianism is vital to communist and socialist theories.

Feminism - Public enemy #1 of egalitarians and a braindead group of morons.

Know Your Meme - Another Hotspot of Egalitarians.

Men's Rights Activist - Another braindead group of morons.

Reddit - Where most Egalitarians dwell reading /r/tumblrinaction and /r/atheism.

Social Justice Warrior - What all Egalitarians are in denial.

tumblr - Where Egalitarians congregate to fall for bait.

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