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Ian Watkins
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| Ian Watkins, Ian Wantkids, mirrorboy, L'Amour La Morgue | |
| Born | Ian David Karslake Watkins 30 July 1977 |
| An hero | No (surrendered) |
| Nationality | Welsh |
| Occupation | Singer for a hipster band called "Lostprophets" |
| Religion | Athiest |
| Crime | Babyfuck, raping ones asking for it, kiddy porn |
Ian Watkins (or Ian Wantkids) is a pedophilic bisexual Britfag who lead the hipster band named Lostprophets. While leading his own hipster boy band, he went on a journey to rape as many babies and children as he could. While doing this for years, after trying but epically failing to put his cock in the ass of a 1 year old boy, he then suddenly got caught and got arrested.
Career
In the late 1990s and early 2000s, Ian Wantkids formed the Lostprophets, a group of trend-hoppers that played whatever they could to get into the mainstream.
Originally in 2001, the band was a bunch of Britfags who played nu metal, but their audience was mostly limited to England citizens. By 2004, when nu metal was out and emo in, bands such as Jimmy Eat World, My Chemical Romance and Dashboard Confessional encouraged high school kids slit their wrists over silly breakups. The Lostprophets noticed the trend and went from looking like Limp Bizkit to a bunch of emos. The band was disbanded in 2013 when Ian Wantkids was sentenced to prison, everything on their Facebook page was also deleted.
Raping adventure
By around 2008-2010, Ian Watkins began his journey to rape as many babies and children as he could. He tried and epically failed to put his cock in the ass of a baby boy and raping a baby girl in her tiny cunt. Ian then conspired with two bitches who made kids themselves to sexually abuse their asses, and Ian sent a message to them saying that if they're his woman, the babies belong to him as well. He then went on to record kiddie porn for pedophiles to flock off to to cum all over the screen. The investigators also say that he had tried to fuck hundreds of victims until he died of AIDS like Easy E from NWA.
The pigs went on his cumputer and found kiddy porn and bestiality on his history which is where they caught Ian's britfag ass and then he was doomed to be in jail and drop the soap. Well, he's Welsh and he had bestiality on there. Coincidence? No fucking way.
At first in 2012, Ian Watkins said He wouldn't ever fuck a child or baby, but then like the fags who come out the closet, he admitted it in November 2013. Ian Watkins also says he'll be soon someday a rock god and that he'd rather bite the dust and take a chance to burn in the depths of hell than be in jail with a bunch of faggots for years with an overly obsessed fangirl who had phone sex with him after he got sentenced. He then referred to his abuse as "megalolz" and even used that word for decorations in his hipster band's concerts.
Prison
Ian Watkins got put in a hardcore prison and is in the same cell of Mark Bridger, who brutally killed the little, mushy ass head of a 5 year old girl and hid her in his closet. His two lil' bitches were only sentenced to 14-17 years while he was in for 29 years.
Aftermath
Cyberbullying
After Ian was sent in the big boy house, his ex-bitch Joanne Mjadzelics was now the new Jessi Slaughter, now being cyberbullied by butthurt fanboys who said she lied initially to the pigs about mister Ian the Pedophile and said she wanted to touch her own son in his big black British cock. She then overdosed on drugs and tried to perform a self-pwnage but failed like Kim Mathers did after she got her white ass owned by Slim Shady. Sorry Ian, but no child or baby wanted to fuck you.
Reactions
His bandmates were deeply fucked in the ass with pain when they found out what occurred. They then deleted fucking everything from their Failbook and Twatter. Several people were deeply offended by this and started nerd raging online about Ian. They then went on to say how they really, really, really wanted to publicly castrate him without anesthetic and then hang him from the nearest lampost and then smile as he writhes in pain. Apparently, because they are always right, You can rape adults, which they want for him in prison, but raping adults is extremely different from raping children and babies. You learn something new everyday.
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See also
External links
- A butthurt article made by a bitch who can't spell
- A Britfag judge's document on Ian Wantkids
- Wikipedia article on Ian Watkins
- Wikipedia article on the Lostprophets
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