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Ian Watkins
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| Ian Watkins, Ian Wantkids, mirrorboy, L'Amour La Morgue | |
| Born | Ian David Karslake Watkins 30 July 1977 |
| An hero | No (surrendered) |
| Nationality | Welsh |
| Occupation | Singer for a hipster band called "Lostprophets" |
| Religion | Atheism |
| Crime | Babyfuck, raping ones asking for it, kiddy porn |
Ian Watkins (or Ian Wantkids) is a pedophilic bisexual Britfag who lead the hipster band named 
Lostprophets. While leading his own hipster boy band, he went on a journey to rape as many babies and children as he could. While doing this for years, after trying but epically failing to put his cock in the ass of a 1 year old boy, he then suddenly got caught and was inexplicably arrested.
Career
In the late 1990s and early 2000s, Ian Wantkids formed the Lostprophets, a group of trend-hoppers that played whatever they could to get into the mainstream.
Originally in 2001, the band was a bunch of Britfags who played nu metal, but their audience was mostly limited to citizens of England. By 2004, when nu metal was out and emo was in, bands such as Jimmy Eat World, My Chemical Romance and Dashboard Confessional encouraged high school kids to slit their wrists over silly breakups. The Lostprophets noticed the trend and went from looking like Limp Bizkit to a bunch of limp wristed, teary eyed emos. The band was disbanded in 2013 when Ian Wantkids was sentenced to prison, everything on their Facebook page was also deleted.
Raping adventure
By around 2008-2010, Ian Watkins began his venerable crusade, composed principally of introducing infants to his genitalia. At first he attempted to sexually assault a baby boy, but after feeling remorse for giving into his homosexual urges, Ian did what he considered to be normal and raped a baby girl. Ian then conspired with two bitches who made kids themselves to sexually abuse their asses, and Ian sent a message to them saying that if they're his woman, the babies belong to him as well. He then went on to record kiddie porn for pedophiles to flock off to and cum all over the screen. The investigators also say that he had tried to fuck hundreds of victims until he died of AIDS like Easy E from NWA.
The pigs went on his cumputer and found kiddy porn and bestiality on his browsing history, allowing them to rain fire and shit thunder all over Ian's britfag ass, dooming him to reside in jail and inevitably drop the soap. In his defense, he is perfectly entitled to be a practitioner of bestiality, owing to his long and storied Welsh heritage.
At first in 2012, Ian Watkins said he wouldn't ever fuck a child or baby, but then like the fags who come out the closet, he admitted it in November 2013. Ian Watkins also says he'll be soon someday a rock god and that he'd rather bite the dust and take a chance to burn in the depths of hell than be in jail with a bunch of faggots for years with an overly obsessed fangirl who had phone sex with him after he got sentenced. He then referred to his abuse as "megalolz" and even used that word for decorations in his hipster band's concerts.
Prison
Ian Watkins was dutifully remanded to a hardcore prison and is in a cell where he may co-habitate with Mark Bridger, who brutally killed the little, mushy ass head of a 5 year old girl and hid her in his closet. His two lil' bitches were only sentenced to 14-17 years while he was in for 29 years.
Aftermath
Cyberbullying
After Ian was sent to the big boy house, his ex-bitch Joanne Mjadzelics was now the new Jessi Slaughter, being cyberbullied by butthurt fanboys who said she lied initially to the pigs about mister Ian the Pedophile and said she wanted to touch her own son in his big black British cock. She then overdosed on drugs and tried to perform a self-pwnage but failed like Kim Mathers did after she got her white ass owned by Slim Shady. Sorry Ian, but no child or baby wanted to fuck you.
Reactions
Everybody collectively shat bricks when they heard about Ian's rape adventure, including cunts, his bandmates, fantards and people offended by everything.
Bandmates
His bandmates were deeply fucked in the ass with pain when they found out what occurred. They then deleted fucking everything from their Failbook and Twatter. They wrote a message saying
Others
Several people were deeply offended by this and started nerd raging online about Ian. They then went on to say how they really, really, really wanted to publicly castrate him without anesthetic and then hang him from the nearest lampost and then smile as he writhes in pain. Apparently, because they are always right, You can rape adults, which they want for him in prison, but raping adults is extremely different from raping children and babies. You learn something new everyday.
Oliver Sykes
The singer Oliver Sykes for the Britfag band Bring Me the Horizon also shat bricks saying
Fans, I mean trolls
Many fans kept calling Ian "innocent" since they're obviously fans. They then made a Failbook page called "We Support Ian Watkins" and called him their saviour and called him "innocent". As this page was out, many butthurt emo fags were easily offended and dragged their little cocks to the cyberpolice on Failbook and reported it. Pretty soon, the Facebook page was removed and even the Daily News was pissed. Despite that, one said that they called the pigs and they said it is not illegal to the page due to freedom of speech. But, since websites such as JewTube and Failbook suspend many trolls for even making a joke, the page was removed anyways.
Another Ian Watkins
—JACK (@goring_jack) December 18, 2013 (response from some little kid who is too much of a fucking retard to notice certain things in usernames) | ||
After Ian Wantkids was sentenced to the big boy house in the cell with Mark Bridger, some fat Britfag/businessman from UK whose Twitter username was @ianwatkins was mistaken as the pedophile Ian Watkins and was being cyberbullied by strangers holding candy online.
Another Britfag named Ian Watkins who sang for the band "Step" was also mistaken as Ian Watkins. The court and pigs even used the Step frontman's picture to refer to the singer for the Lostprophets.
Lose Yourself (Ian Watkins Version)
Look, if you had one cock, or one clit To fuck all the children you ever wanted in one moment Would you capture it or just let it slip? Yo His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's cum on his sweater already, ejaculated already He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to shove cocks, But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, The whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking how, everybody's dropping now The clock's run out, time's up over, bow! Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity Oh, there goes the kid, he's choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that Easy, no He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these hoes It don't matter, his pedophilia He knows that but he's showed his genitalia He's so yuck, he knows When he goes back to his apartment, that's when it's Back to the pornography again, yo This whole rhapsody He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
You better lose yourself in the fucking, the moment You own it, you better never let those children go You only get one cock, do not let the child or baby go home This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo You better lose yourself in the fucking, the moment You own it, you better never let those children go You only get one mouth, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
Their virginity's escaping, through the cock in their anus that is gaping This baby is mine for the taking Make me king, as we move toward a new high score A music life is boring, but a pedo's close to post mortem It only grows harder, the babies go faster He blows his piss all over these kids is all on him Coast to coast sex, he's known as the globetrotter Lonely babes, God only knows He's grown farther from home, his cock's longer He goes home and acts like he is their own father But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cum-water The babies don't want him no more, he fucked harder They moved on to the next hoe who goes Who nose doves and abused many So the sexual spree is told and unfolds to maybe a slaughter I suppose it's old partner but the abuse goes on Boom boom boom boom and go boom boom go
No more games or music, now I came Tear this baby's little ass off even if it's gay I was barely raping in the beginning, the children all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off fame But I kept finding two women into the next records Best believe these girls give the babe so I fuck him or her All the pain inside amplified by the fact That I can't get by 2012 And I can't provide the right type of raping for my own culture Cause man, these goddamn moments are seen by mom and father There's no Jimmy Savile, this is my life And fucking is so hard, and it's getting even harder Trying to rape and not get caught, plus Teeter totter caught up between being a singer and a mass fucker Kid's mama drama's screaming on and Too much for me to wanna Blow one small cock, next day I'm caught Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I got I've got to formulate a plot or I end up in jail or shot Surrendering is my only motherfucking option, fugitive's not Mom and band mates, I love you, my time has got to go I cannot grow old in Wales' lot So here I go it's my shot. Rape fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got
How to troll people who pity the victims
- Make a page on Facebook page supporting Ian Watkins
- Say that Ian is innocent
- Compliment the Lostprophets
- Call Ian Watkins a hero
- Tell them how they're discriminating against pedophiles
- Say that pedophilia and baby rape is good
- Say that the victims deserved it and that babies and children deserve to be raped
- Call Ian Watkins "funny"
- Call them a hypocrite if they want him to be fucked anally in prison or if they want him killed. Then point out how murder is even more cruel than rape. Then tell them how they'd have to deal with even that happening to them.
- Make constant rape-jokes
- Make an account on a social network impersonating Ian or the Lostprophets, including on Facebook.
- Tell them they're stuck in old England if they get butthurt enough to scream "DEATH PENALTY DEATH PENALTY!!!111"
- Offer them a kiddy porn tape
- Play "I Wanna Fuck a Dog in the Ass" by Blink-182
- Compliment Dahvie Vanity from Blood on the Dance Floor
- Say that sex is natural for human and thus it is normal to fuck children, even if you aren't a child yourself
- Make lulzy Ian Watkins memes
- Refer to what Ian Watkins did as "megalolz"
- Say that nobody got hurt
- Tell them that you still support Ian because of his music
- Show them this article
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See also
- Child porn
- Pedophile
- Wales
- Rape
- Sex
- Bestiality
- Child abuse
- Asking for it
- Disgusting
- Prison rape
- Pedobear
- Blood on the Dance Floor
- Babyfuck
- Jimmy Savile
External links
- A butthurt article made by a bitch who can't spell
- A Britfag judge's document on Ian Wantkids
- Wikipedia article on Ian Watkins
- Wikipedia article on the Lostprophets
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