Mathematics

Maths are useful IRL

**Fuck you**, that's how many triangles.

Niggers try hard to emulate the white man's skills at math.

Garfield solves some complex equations IRL

Mathematics or math (from the English maffs) is a tired old old meme. Everyone was born with preternatural knowledge of math, and can achieve pinnacles of brilliance even while sleeping. It has numerous numbers in it, unique squiggly symbols and significant irrational actors. It is suggested that mathematics not be attempted under the influence, as it is difficult to drink and derive at the same time. Math, like breathing, needs to be done at all times. The difference being that math is no fucking fun to do.

Math in the Middle Ages

Back before the time of enlightenment, when the earth was ruled by level 60 barbs, mathematics were not only frowned upon, but was also proof of the devils influence on men. (For more on "devils influence" see Jews) This widespread belief that numbers were Satan's language is attributed by most lulztorians to the existence of mathemagicians. Mathemagicians were high level mages who cast numerical spells on the village people. Most were fed to lions. This caused great envy from Catholics. They saw this as the mathemagicians way of stealing their fire.

Symbol of the cult of great mathematician Pythagoras. Only further proof that mathematicians are evil moon-worshiping Satanists.

Math in America

Math in Dumbfuckistan is something that nobody likes. Americunts do -however- enjoy pizza. They just don't like trying to figure out the complex algebra that comes with figuring out what all those additional toppings and shit are going to cost them.

	“	People love pizza; they don't love math!	„
	—Typical American

With mathematics you can

Recreate Jurassic Park.
Hack the Matrix
Travel back in time, to become your own father.
Measure your penis and/or vagina.
Work in a fish and chip shop and give the incorrect change to customers.
Calculate the length of Longcat
Cheat at Dungeons & Dragons.
Pick up chicks (~~Let me be tangent to your curves~~ ahahahHAHAHAHJAAHAJAAAhahaaahaha,FAIL)
Determine the chances of you losing your virginity (0%) to a farm animal (100%) (LOL WUT)
End up crippled like Stephen Hawking.
Become a mathalete.
Compete in the Math Olympics.
Write a line's or scatterplot's biography because it's so important.
Hack the Gibson
Calculate the circumference of your penis.

How to Troll Mathematicians on the Internet

1 =/= .99999...
- Say that .99999... is a increasing number that never reaches one
0^0 =/= 1
0! =/= 1
Give some proof that two different numbers are equal to each other
- Don't be afraid to divide by zero!
0/0 is everything. Where is your God now?
boob + boob = boobs Therefore s = 2
Claim that the ability to have equal amounts of hot dogs to buns is impossible

PROTIP: Make a small image with your equation of choice, post this along with "Prove Me Wrong". Then just sit back and watch every pseudo-intellectual on /b/ rage.

Rigorous Rules of the Internet

fig (1): Venn Diagram of the Baby Fur Conjecture. note: baby furs ⊂ furries ⊂ batshit insane

Axioms

Do not talk about /b/ (Rule 1)
Do NOT talk about /b/ (Rule 2)
We are Anonymous. (Rule 3)
Anonymous is Legion. (Rule 4)
Anonymous never forgives. (Rule 5)
Anonymous is still able to deliver (Rule 7)
Arguing with Troll ≡ Troll is WINNAR. (Rule 14)
Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality (Rule 22)

(PROTIP: any proof involving Rule 1, 2 or 3 is automatically a contradiction, leave them alone)

Set Theory

{Girls} ∩ {People on the Internet} = ∅. (Rule 30)
{girls on the internet} ⊂ {men on the internet}. (Rule 29 (a), logically equivalent to Rule 30)
{underageB&s on the internet} ⊂ {undercover FBI agents} ∪ {Chris Hansen}. (Rule 29 (b) w/ Chris Hansen)
{things that exist} ≡ {things that have pornography about it}. Rule 34
{X: X is sacred} ≡ ∅. (Rule 42)
{things to be taken seriously} ≡ ∅. (Rule 20)
∀ X: X ∈ {reposts}, X ∈ {reposts of reposts}. (Rule 24)
Anonymous ∈ {horrible, uncaring monsters} (Rule 6)
{rules about posting} ⊄ {real rules} (Rule 8)
{rules about moderation} ⊄ {real rules} (Rule 9)
{things you can say} ⊂ {things that can be altered} (Rule 13)

Conditionals

X exists ⇒ X has porn ∨ Porn containing X has yet to be made (can be taken as an Axiom).
X claims to be a Girl ⇒ X is a man (corollary of: ¬ ∃ Girls on the internet). (Rule 30)
X claims to be an underageB& ⇒ X is a FBI agent ∨ X is Chris Hansen. (Rule 29 (b) w/ Chris Hansen)
X is to be talked about ⇒ X is not /b/. (Rules 1 & 2)
X is a repost ⇒ X is a repost of a repost. (Rule 24)
X is fucked up ⇒ ∃ Y more fucked up than X. (Rule 36)
Let P be the proposition: You like rival sites. P ⇒ ¬P (Rule 10, See also: Paradox)
∀X: X is a carefully picked argument of yours ⇒ X can be easily ignored. (Rule 11)
∀X: X is something you say ⇒ X can be used against you. (Rule 12)
∀X: X can be labeled ⇒ X can be hated. (Rule 18)
Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality (Rule 23)
- Proof of Rule 23: Given that Rule 22 is true. Rule 23 = Rule 22. ∴ Rule 23 is true. QED.

General Theorems

Division by Zero is not possible/defined. (Rule 37) (Unless: k/0 = 0, if k = 0 -> 0*0 = 0! Solved!)
TITS ∨ GTFO. (Rule 31)
How hard you try ∝ how hard you fail. (Rule 15)
An object's beauty/pureness ∝ satisfaction attained by it's corruption. (Rule 43)
As time → ∞, WIN → FAIL. (Rule 17)
As FAIL → ∞, FAIL → EPIC FAIL. (Rule 16)
As length N of thread T → ∞, P(∃ a post in T comparing somebody to Nazis/Hitler | N) = 1 (Godwin's Law)
The time span of original content from birth to old meme << the total lifetime of a meme. (Rule 21)
- One of the many theoretical predictions to be tested in the Large Hadron Collider
Relevance to OP ∝ 1/n, where n is the number of posts in the thread. (Rule 25)
- There is evidence to suggest that Relevance to OP decreases exponentially: ∝ exp(-n)
Your hate of X ∝ Strength of X. (Rule 19)

Fur-analysis

{Furries} ⊂ {Bat Shit Insane People}. (conjecture, not yet a rule)
If X exists ⇒ ∃ Furry Porn with X (Rule 46)
{Furries} ∩ {Pedos} ≡ {Cub Artists}
{Furries} ⊂ {Srs business}
{Baby Furs} ⊂ {Furries} ⊂ {Bat Shit Insane} [see fig (1)]
- {Furries} ∩ {Adult Babies} ≡ {Baby Furs}

Gallery

Oh, surely I am not doing these radical expressions for nothing! Give me some real world examples!
lolwut?
$A typical math problem$

A typical math problem
Women are especially dumb when it comes to math.
the correct answer to any math problem
Math is hard.
Jesus christ, it's math! Get in the car!
Niggers try to comprehend math.
Best way to deal with hard math.