Registration has been disabled and the moderation extension has been turned off.
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.

Bernie Goetz: Difference between revisions

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Newer edit →
imported>GirlOnInternet
Created page with "thumb|220px|The Jew, The Myth, The Legend. '''Bernhard Hugo Goetz'''{{Jew}} (a.k.a. '''The Death Wish Gunman''') is an American hero, Tree hugger|env..."
 
imported>GirlOnInternet
No edit summary
Line 1: Line 1:
[[File:Goetz.jpg|thumb|220px|The Jew, The Myth, The Legend.]]
[[File:Goetz.jpg|thumb|220px|The Jew, The Myth, The Legend.]]


'''Bernhard Hugo Goetz'''{{Jew}} (a.k.a. '''The Death Wish Gunman''') is an [[American]] hero, [[Tree hugger|environmentalist]] and Squirrel-loving [[Jew]] who is most well known for his efforts to clean up [[New York]]'s filthy, [[vermin]]-infested subway system in the mid-1980s. On December 22, 1984, four [[Nigger|black]] [[Faggots|youths]] decided to surround Bernie Goetz and [[Robbery|politely demanded that he give them $5]] so they could afford to buy half of a [[Something Awful]] account. Not willing to be a [[victim]] like every other goddamn [[Jew]] on the planet, Badass Bernie decided to respond to the teenagers' demands by pulling out a .38-caliber revolver and [[Epic Win|shooting every single fucking one of them]].
'''Bernhard Hugo Goetz'''{{Jew}} (a.k.a. '''The Death Wish Gunman''') is an [[American]] hero, [[Tree hugger|environmentalist]] and professional [[Jew]] who is most well known for his tireless efforts to clean up [[New York]]'s filthy, [[vermin]]-infested subway system in the mid-1980s. Goetz has since moved on to selling [[weed]] and harbouring [[Squirrelking|squirrels]] in his apartment much to the chagrin of his landlord.
 
Bernie Goetz first rose to national fame on December 22, 1984, when four [[Nigger|black]] [[Faggots|youths]] decided to surround him and [[Robbery|politely demanded that he give them $5]] so they could afford to buy half of a [[Something Awful]] account from their local [[Zaiger|drug dealer]]. Not willing to be a [[victim]] like every other goddamn [[Jew]] on the planet, Badass Bernie decided to respond to the teenagers' demands by pulling out a .38-caliber revolver and [[Epic Win|shooting every single fucking one of them]].


Following the failed mugging, the four entitled [[niglet]]s decided to play the [[race card]] and Bernie Goetz was eventually put on trial for 4 counts of [[Fail|attempted]] [[murder]] – all of which he was [[Getting away with it|acquitted of]]. Goetz was, however, convicted of unlawful possession of a weapon because the fucking [[government]] had previously denied his request for a concealed carry permit despite the fact that he was previously mugged and wanted to exercise his [[Second Amendment]] rights to defend himself.
Following the failed mugging, the four entitled [[niglet]]s decided to play the [[race card]] and Bernie Goetz was eventually put on trial for 4 counts of [[Fail|attempted]] [[murder]] – all of which he was [[Getting away with it|acquitted of]]. Goetz was, however, convicted of unlawful possession of a weapon because the fucking [[government]] had previously denied his request for a concealed carry permit despite the fact that he was previously mugged and wanted to exercise his [[Second Amendment]] rights to defend himself.

Revision as of 20:28, 10 May 2018

The Jew, The Myth, The Legend.

Bernhard Hugo Goetz✡ (a.k.a. The Death Wish Gunman) is an American hero, environmentalist and professional Jew who is most well known for his tireless efforts to clean up New York's filthy, vermin-infested subway system in the mid-1980s. Goetz has since moved on to selling weed and harbouring squirrels in his apartment much to the chagrin of his landlord.

Bernie Goetz first rose to national fame on December 22, 1984, when four black youths decided to surround him and politely demanded that he give them $5 so they could afford to buy half of a Something Awful account from their local drug dealer. Not willing to be a victim like every other goddamn Jew on the planet, Badass Bernie decided to respond to the teenagers' demands by pulling out a .38-caliber revolver and shooting every single fucking one of them.

Following the failed mugging, the four entitled niglets decided to play the race card and Bernie Goetz was eventually put on trial for 4 counts of attempted murder – all of which he was acquitted of. Goetz was, however, convicted of unlawful possession of a weapon because the fucking government had previously denied his request for a concealed carry permit despite the fact that he was previously mugged and wanted to exercise his Second Amendment rights to defend himself.


   
“ 		 
You don’t look so bad, here’s another.
  		„
  		 

—Bernie Goetz, Nigger Exterminator



   
“ 		 
Gimme five dollars.
  		„
  		 

—Troy Canty, before being owned by a dorky Jew


   
“ 		 
I knew it wasn't a gun but I could tell they were going to beat the shit out of me.
  		„
  		 

—Bernie notices bulge. OwO what's this?


   
“ 		 
I would, without any hesitation, shoot a violent criminal again.
  		„
  		 

—Bernie Goetz (archive)

   
“ 		 
I know it's disgusting to say, but it was so easy. I can't believe it. God.
  		„
  		 

—Bernie Goetz, on shooting niggers



See Also


Bernie Goetz
is part of a series on
Jews
Patriarchs [-+]

Adam Katz • Adam L. Goldstein • Al Franken • Alan Moore • Albert Einstein • Alex Hirsch • Alicia Vikander • Aliza Shvarts • Amy Pascal • Amy Schumer • Andrew Breitbart • Andy Kaufman • Angelina Jolie • Anita Sarkeesian • Ariana Grande • Ayn Rand • Baruch Goldstein • Beastie Boys • Ben Garrison • Ben Shapiro • Ben Stein • Bernie Goetz • Bernie Madoff • Bernie Sanders • Bobby Kotick • Bourg Productions • Brie Larson • Casey Neistat • Chelsea Clinton • Chris Savino • Chuck Schumer • Dan Harmon • Dan Schneider • Daniel Benfield • Danny Elfman • Daron Nefcy • David Draiman • David Katz • Debbie Schlussel • Dianne Feinstein • Donald Drumpf • Doomentio • Dylan Klebold • Ed Rendell • Einsidler • Eli Kozin • Elliot Rodger • Elon Musk • EmiNet • Eric Abramov • Ethan Klein • Frank Miller • George Soros • Girlvinyl • Greville Janner • Harvey Weinstein • Henry Kissinger • Henry Makow • Howard Stern • Ice Poseidon • Jacob Stellmach • Jared Knabenbauer • JarlaxleArtemis • Jeff Goldblum • Jeffrey Epstein • Jennifer Lawrence • Jerry Seinfeld • Jerry Springer • Jesus • JewWario • Jim Sterling • Joe Lieberman • John Kricfalusi • John Oliver • Jon Stewart • Jonathan Yaniv • Joshua Conner Moon • Jussie Smollett • Justin Roiland • Kevin Smith • Kumichoo • Kurt Eichenwald • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Lauren Faust • Lena Dunham • Linda Mack • Lyor Cohen • MandoPony • Mark Zuckerberg • Matt Stone • Maury Povich • Mia Janin • Michael Bloomberg • savetheinternet • Michael Richards • Michael Savage • Mila Kunis • Miriam Lazewatsky • Monica Lewinsky • Monica Rial • Moses • Moshe Finkberg • MundaneMatt • Natalie Portman • Neil Gaiman • Nihilistic Snake • Pamela Geller • PewDiePie • PACKGOD • Quinton Reviews • Rachael MacFarlane • Rahm Emanuel • R@ygold • Rebecca Sugar • Roman Polanski • Ron Jeremy • Rupert Murdoch • Sacha Baron Cohen • Sam Hyde • Seth MacFarlane • Seth Rogen • Susan Wojcicki • Tara Strong • The Amazing Racist • The Fine Bros • The Krassenstein Brothers • Tim Burton • Todd Goldman • Todd Howard • Tony Goldmark • Trevor Noah • Weev • Wil Wheaton • Woody Allen • YandereDev • Yank Barry

Habitats [-+]
Traditions [-+]
H8s [-+]
Retrieved from "http://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Bernie_Goetz&oldid=64619"