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== Examples of Subliminal Messages ==
== Examples of Subliminal Messages ==
I bet you can't tell that ([[sex|SEX SEX SEX]]) I'm brainwashing you right this ([[cock|COCK]]) moment. By the end of these ([[vagina|VAGINA!!!!]]) few sentences, you are going to have a strong need ([[Loli|You love LOLI!]]) to act upon desires that don't strike you consciously ([[pussy|SWEET MOIST FLAPS!]]).
I bet you can't tell that ([[sex|SEX SEX SEX]]) I'm brainwashing you right this ([[cock|COCK]]) moment. By the end of these ([[vagina|VAGINA!!!!]]) few sentences, you are going to have a strong need ([[Shota|You love SHOTA!]]) to act upon desires that don't strike you consciously ([[pussy|SWEET MOIST FLAPS!]]).
<div class="floatright">{{colortext|white|THE UNITED STATES FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TESTS CANCER CURES ON CHILDREN USING SCHOOL MEALS}}</div>
<div class="floatright">{{colortext|white|THE UNITED STATES FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TESTS CANCER CURES ON CHILDREN USING SCHOOL MEALS}}</div>


== Subliminal Music Faggotry ==
== Subliminal Music Faggotry ==
{{colortext|white|DOWNLOAD MP3S FROM PIRATE BAY ERRDAY}}
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{{frame|{{colortext|RED|DOWNLOAD MP3S FROM PIRATE BAY ERRDAY}}
'''Sounds even better backwards.'''</center>
<youtube>LEn0aIj4HKQ</youtube>
 
<center>[[卐|{{colortext|RED|卐}}]]&nbsp;[[WTF|{{colortext|WHITE|'''("Sleep with me. I'm not too young.")'''}}]]&nbsp;[[卐|{{colortext|RED|卐}}]]</center>
== Things Achieved by Subliminal Messages ==
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<div class="floatright">{{colortext|white|FUCK A BABY AND TAKE PICTURES FOR ED TODAY!!1 - BONUS POINTS IF YOU CUT ITS THROAT AND PUT YOUR NUTSACK IN THERE}}</div>
</center>
 
<br>
* [[Christianity]]
{{clear}}
* [[Goatse]]
* The frightening power [[Oprah]] wields over a nation of fat, mindless women.
 
==Gallery==
==Gallery==
<div class="floatright">{{colortext|white|SWAP YOUR SISTERS CONTRACEPTIVE PILLS WITH TIC-TACS}}</div>
{{colortext|white|SWAP YOUR SISTERS CONTRACEPTIVE PILLS WITH TIC-TACS}}
<center><gallery perrow=5>
<center><gallery perrow=7>
File:Subliminal_Message_found_in_Daffy_the_Commando_-_Looney_Toons.jpeg‎|{{colortext|WHITE|KILL SELENA GOMEZ}}
File:Subliminal_Message_found_in_Daffy_the_Commando_-_Looney_Toons.jpeg‎|{{colortext|WHITE|KILL SELENA GOMEZ}}
File:The_Little_Mermaid_Priest_with_an_erection_boner_Sexual_Subliminal_Imagery_copies_new_and_old_compared_of_Disney.jpeg‎|{{colortext|WHITE|KILL LINDSAY LOHAN}}
File:The_Little_Mermaid_Priest_with_an_erection_boner_Sexual_Subliminal_Imagery_copies_new_and_old_compared_of_Disney.jpeg‎|{{colortext|WHITE|KILL LINDSAY LOHAN}}
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File:Porn_Computer_Andy_Toy_Story_3_Three_Subliminal_Message_Hidden_Grotesque_Children_Kids_Innocence_Sexual.png‎|{{colortext|WHITE|KILL MILEY CYRUS}}
File:Porn_Computer_Andy_Toy_Story_3_Three_Subliminal_Message_Hidden_Grotesque_Children_Kids_Innocence_Sexual.png‎|{{colortext|WHITE|KILL MILEY CYRUS}}
File:Disney Logo Subliminal Hidden Message Six Triple Three 6 Satanic Lucifer Satan Devil Walt.jpeg|{{colortext|WHITE|KILL JEWS, COUNT GOLD}}
File:Disney Logo Subliminal Hidden Message Six Triple Three 6 Satanic Lucifer Satan Devil Walt.jpeg|{{colortext|WHITE|KILL JEWS, COUNT GOLD}}
File:Beauty cream finger.jpg|An [[Erection|advert]] for women's cosmetics
File:Revlon cosmetics skull subliminal.jpg|Afraid of getting old and DYING?
File:Jantzen subliminal advert.jpg|"SEX"
File:Faggot shirt subliminal.jpg
File:Subliminal kahlua coffee advert.jpg|"SEX"
File:Virgin logo subliminal.jpg|"SEX"
File:X-men vol 188 subliminal.jpg|"SEX"
File:Bacardi advert ice skull subliminal.png
File:Zootopia subliminal message.jpg|One for the furfags
File:Not even subtle subliminal penis.jpg
File:Nbc newscast donut subliminal.jpg
File:X-men 118 subliminal.jpg|"SEX"
File:Boutique advert subliminals.jpg
File:Mickey dickery subliminal.jpg
File:Windsor whisky subliminal skull advert.jpg
File:Elephanny hidden in plain sight.jpg
File:Auntie annie's omg subliminal.jpg
File:Monsters inc mommy subliminal.jpg
File:Red superman subliminal.jpg
File:Sucking buzz lightyear.jpg
File:Kool menthol cigarettes skull subliminal.gif
File:1960s kent cigarettes subliminal.jpg|"SEX"
File:Chicken mcnuggets subliminal advert.jpg
File:Maleficient subliminal.jpg|"SEX"
File:Harry potter order of the phoenix subliminal.jpg
File:Harry potter order of the phoenix subliminal background.jpg|"SEX"
File:Computer doctors banner ad subliminal.jpg
File:Pepsi subliminal sex.jpg
File:Lickable creamsicle unsubtle subliminal advert.jpg|Iced loli
File:Gaston eye reflection during fall subliminal.jpg
File:Women's fleecy nightwear advert subliminal.jpg
File:Marlboro cigarettes subliminal sex advert.jpg|"SEX"
File:Daffy duck 1943 buy bonds flashframe.jpg
File:Tastes so good subliminal advert.jpg
File:Avengers age of ultron poster subliminal.jpg|"SEX"
File:Disney merchandise butthole.jpg
File:Disney frozen let it go skull subliminal.jpg
File:SFX magazine covers women subliminal.jpg|"SFX"
File:Dipp-tops carton label subliminal.jpg
File:Lands of lore subliminals.jpg
File:Candies advert subliminals.jpg
File:Kubrick shining devil tarot card and black jack.jpg
File:Cigarette skulls in ice subliminals advert.jpg
File:What squirts up to 25 feet subliminal.jpg
File:Gilbey's gin subliminal advert.jpg|"SEX"
File:European ponti pickle jar label subliminal.jpg
File:London underground 2012 olympics subliminal.jpg
File:Confused dot com tv ad sexual subliminals.png
File:Lucky advert unsubtle subliminal.jpg|I don't get it.
File:A date with death movie 1959 skull flashframe.jpg
File:Schwarzenneger veto letter subliminal.jpg
File:Club 18-30 holidays banned subliminal advert.jpg|(ADVERTISER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
File:Gilbey's gin subliminal advert ii.jpg|"SEX"
File:Beatles magical mystery tour EP booklet photo 90degrees.jpg
File:Xbox game subliminal.jpg|"SEX"
File:Bacardi advert skulls subliminal.png
File:Retro advert subliminal bedding.jpg
File:1950s norman rockwell style pepsi ad subliminal.jpg|"SEX"
File:Jewellery ad subliminal.jpg
File:Naknik sausage unsubtle subliminal advert.jpg
File:Harry potter poster subliminal.jpg|"SEX"
File:Harry potter candles subliminal.jpg|"SEX"
File:Teen titans subliminal image.jpg
File:Tesco buttermilk subliminal carton design.jpg
File:Campari skulls sex subliminal advert.jpg
File:1957 norman rockwell style pepsi advert subliminal.jpg|"SEX"
File:Shaved turkey subliminal label.jpg
File:George w bush 2000 campaign tv ad subliminal democRATS.jpg
File:Disaronno advert subliminal.jpg|"SEX"
File:Toy story buttsex subliminal.jpg
File:Bp service station cigarette bollards subliminal.jpg
File:Benson and hedges cigarette subliminal ad.jpg
File:Harry potter wall background subliminal.jpg|"SEX"
File:Chipotle ad subliminal skull.jpg
File:Jewellery ring display subliminal.jpg
File:Alexander 3 angelina jolie face subliminal.jpg
File:Harry potter half-blood prince subliminal.jpg|"SEX"
File:Campari skull subliminal advert.jpg
File:Clone high cigarette sex subliminal.gif
File:Neckermann's holidays advert subliminal.jpg
File:Subliminal advertising flickr veronica van gogh confession.png|A rare confession [https://archive.is/xM9GX (Archived)]
</gallery></center>
== Things Achieved by Subliminal Messages ==
<div class="floatright">{{colortext|white|FUCK A BABY AND TAKE PICTURES FOR ED TODAY!!1 - BONUS POINTS IF YOU CUT ITS THROAT AND PUT YOUR NUTSACK IN THERE}}</div>


</gallery></center>
* [[Christianity]]
* [[Goatse]]
* [[Harry_Potter#The_Vibrating_Broomstick_Debacle_of_2002|Selling vibrators to loli]]
* The frightening power [[Oprah]] wields over a nation of fat, mindless women


==See also==
==See also==

Revision as of 23:15, 27 October 2018

Subliminal messages even exist in nature. ITS A COCK

Subliminal Messages are an innocent means of communication which tamper with the inner workings of one's subconscious, influencing people at the cinemas to buy enough coke to rot away the teeth of this girl[1], and to worship hippies from 2000 years ago. They are useful for making all the girls get nekkid.

The Origins of Subliminal Messages

They were invented at least 100 years ago by Tom Cruise, using his wikkid powers of Scientology. He is the one who is responsible for influencing Goatse, a sweet, God-fearing, and compassionate man to create THAT series of pictures, which directly caused the mass suicide of three thousand Jews.

Examples of Subliminal Messages

I bet you can't tell that (SEX SEX SEX) I'm brainwashing you right this (COCK) moment. By the end of these (VAGINA!!!!) few sentences, you are going to have a strong need (You love SHOTA!) to act upon desires that don't strike you consciously (SWEET MOIST FLAPS!).

THE UNITED STATES FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TESTS CANCER CURES ON CHILDREN USING SCHOOL MEALS

Subliminal Music Faggotry

DOWNLOAD MP3S FROM PIRATE BAY ERRDAY

卐 ("Sleep with me. I'm not too young.") 卐


SWAP YOUR SISTERS CONTRACEPTIVE PILLS WITH TIC-TACS

  • KILL SELENA GOMEZ
    KILL SELENA GOMEZ
  • KILL LINDSAY LOHAN
    KILL LINDSAY LOHAN
  • FUCK A MOUSE IN THE EYESOCKET
    FUCK A MOUSE IN THE EYESOCKET
  • KILL MILEY CYRUS
    KILL MILEY CYRUS
  • KILL JEWS, COUNT GOLD
    KILL JEWS, COUNT GOLD
  • An advert for women's cosmetics
    An advert for women's cosmetics
  • Afraid of getting old and DYING?
    Afraid of getting old and DYING?
  • "SEX"
    "SEX"
  • "SEX"
    "SEX"
  • "SEX"
    "SEX"
  • "SEX"
    "SEX"
  • One for the furfags
    One for the furfags
  • "SEX"
    "SEX"
  • "SEX"
    "SEX"
  • "SEX"
    "SEX"
  • "SEX"
    "SEX"
  • Iced loli
    Iced loli
  • "SEX"
    "SEX"
  • "SEX"
    "SEX"
  • "SFX"
    "SFX"
  • "SEX"
    "SEX"
  • I don't get it.
    I don't get it.
  • (ADVERTISER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
    (ADVERTISER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
  • "SEX"
    "SEX"
  • "SEX"
    "SEX"
  • "SEX"
    "SEX"
  • "SEX"
    "SEX"
  • "SEX"
    "SEX"
  • "SEX"
    "SEX"
  • "SEX"
    "SEX"
  • "SEX"
    "SEX"
  • "SEX"
    "SEX"
  • File:Neckermann's holidays advert subliminal.jpg
  • A rare confession (Archived)
    A rare confession (Archived)

Things Achieved by Subliminal Messages

FUCK A BABY AND TAKE PICTURES FOR ED TODAY!!1 - BONUS POINTS IF YOU CUT ITS THROAT AND PUT YOUR NUTSACK IN THERE

See also

RAPE KIDS ERRDAY... FUCK THEM NEXT TO THEIR TIED-UP PARENTS FOR EXTRA LULZ


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