Albania

This race needs a serious clean up Somebody should do something about it.

White: Stolen land. Green: Land that will be stolen soon.

Albanians choose the most wise of them for leader every decade.

Typical Albanian couple.

Say wha?

Albania a.k.a. "black person" a.k.a. "New Zwaziland" or "Mexico Of Europe" is sand nigger nation in Balkans. Albanians (in Albanian: Shiptars - referring to the "shit eating retards" custom of the Illyrians, a people the Albanians exterminated long ago) are multitalented people, adept at a multitude of professions: prostitution/sex slavery, drug trafficking, general crime and more prostitution. They often claim descent (since, at least, Hoxha's communist dictatorship) from the Atlanteans and occasionally Illyrians, a gang of Adriatic butt-pirates who lived with the Celts, ancestors of modern alcoholics, until the latter told them to GTFO to the western Balkans (both later got pwnt by the Romans). They are also adept at war through relentless immigration. Albanians are often claimed as the only "people" north of Antarctica not filled with a burning hate for Americans. In fact, they love Americans so much as to borrow their watches as souvenirs.

History

At least 100 years ago, Turks were preparing to conquer Byzantine Empire and the rest of Balkans. While passing the Caucus region, they noticed a tribe of niggers enjoying incest, sexually attracted to goats (today's Albanians). Turks needed some women to rape and someone to carry their shit, so they decided that these smelly niggers could be helpful. They enslaved them and brought them to Balkans where they became stealing land and they are still doing it today.

During World War II, the Albanians were best buds with the Nazis. Without a doubt, this is a strange occurrence, as the Albanian combination of a Jew greed, black person level of savagery, and a universal hideousness unrivaled by any other race should have made them ol' Addie's primary target.

	“	Albanians are Illyrians, Vikings, Celts, Ninjas, Samurai, Native Americans, Mayans, Zulu tribes. In Albania you can find Pyramids, Atlantis, Titanik, supermassive black holes, flying cars that run on hydogen and goat cheese. Albanians invented oxygen, electricity, gravity.... because Albania is a land of wonders	„
	—K3nt3tsu

It's important to note how batshit insane these people are, seeing as how they believe they are from Atlantis.

A metaphorical superstate constructed by Plato to argue a point.

Culture

Currently Albania is a vigorous supporter of Kosovo's Independence, because countries living on American welfare and having the lowest GDP in Europe, must be best buddies. The only difference between Albanians and Mexicans, is that Mexicans work and smell better.

The only famous Albanian the world can think of is Mother Theresa, who - ironically enough - is the only Christian Albanian since the 15th century, as the rest of them have adopted Islam since they became the Turks' bitches - an event they still take pride in.

However, TOW's list of famous Albanians [1] clearly shows that there are actually 2 of Albanians who are scientists and 4 of them who are doctors. Great!

Famed murderer and rapist Hashim Thaci is Albania's hero. In order to promote such virtues, Albanians have recently signed OJ Simpson as ambassador to Kosovo.

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  Albanians entering Kosovo.
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  Albanians leaving Kosovo.

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  Albania's best of the best coming home from the war in Kosovo.
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  Albanian soldiers are reunited with their families after the Kosovo war.

Albanians borrowing typical Texan farmer's watch.

Nigga know tehnology.

Albanians think they are from Atlantis

See Also

• Europe
• Greece
• Islam
• Kosovo