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Subliminal messages even exist in nature. ITS A COCK

Subliminal Messages are an innocent means of communication which tamper with the inner workings of one's subconscious, influencing people at the cinemas to buy enough coke to rot away the teeth of this girl[1], and to worship hippies from 2000 years ago. They are useful for making all the girls get nekkid.

The Origins of Subliminal Messages

They were invented at least 100 years ago by Tom Cruise, using his wikkid powers of Scientology. He is the one who is responsible for influencing Goatse, a sweet, God-fearing, and compassionate man to create THAT series of pictures, which directly caused the mass suicide of three thousand Jews.

Examples of Subliminal Messages

I bet you can't tell that (SEX SEX SEX) I'm brainwashing you right this (COCK) moment. By the end of these (VAGINA!!!!) few sentences, you are going to have a strong need (You love LOLI!) to act upon desires that don't strike you consciously (SWEET MOIST FLAPS!).

THE UNITED STATES FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TESTS CANCER CURES ON CHILDREN USING SCHOOL MEALS

Subliminal Music Faggotry

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Sounds even better backwards.

Things Achieved by Subliminal Messages

FUCK A BABY AND TAKE PICTURES FOR ED TODAY!!1 - BONUS POINTS IF YOU CUT ITS THROAT AND PUT YOUR NUTSACK IN THERE

Christianity
Goatse
The frightening power Oprah wields over a nation of fat, mindless women.

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KILL LINDSAY LOHAN
FUCK A MOUSE IN THE EYESOCKET
KILL MILEY CYRUS

KILL MILEY CYRUS
KILL JEWS, COUNT GOLD

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Examples of Subliminal Messages

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Things Achieved by Subliminal Messages

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