Gina Rinehart

"The working class in Australia needs to stop feeling so entitled."

Gina Rinehart^✡ is an Australian hambeast, billionaire, prolific sufferer of USI and professional verbal masturbator. She has been on and off for the last few years been gaining media and internet attention for making speeches to the Australian public that are so blatantly stupid that it makes this man look like Einstein next to her.

Similar in looks to Girlvinyl (No really) and motivation, she can be found constantly whining about the working class, despite being worth more than them by a factor of about 20,000 and the fact she is now worth over $18 billion AUD because of the working class, working for her company.

To put it another way; heart disease, diabetes, cancer. Whichever disease finally rids the planet of this "woman" should be given a gold star.

Life before inheritance

Rinehart was born an only child and sent to boarding school once she turned four. These factors gave her a great insight into the importance of other people in her life. At school, nobody gave a fuck about her on the grounds she was a fat ginger fuck. Her father, a billionaire mining magnate that sent his only daughter to boarding school and believed the indigenous population needed to be forcibly sterilized, was also similarly equipped for putting himself into the shoes of other people.

Upon completing her schooling, she went to the University of Sydney to study economics, before dropping out to take a major role in her father's company. This is believed to explain why she thinks coal is an infinite resource and that Africans should be paid $2 a day.

In 1992, when her father finally died, she was sad for about 5 seconds before entering into a 14 year legal battle with her stepmother about who controlled the family's company and wealth. Unfortunately, she won. Even more unfortunately, she had children.

In 1999, a mountain range was named after her.

Speeches - Master of irony

Sterilize the poor

See Also: Adolf Hitler

Turns out this idea to sterilize the poor was actually all a hoax, but because of what she she has said to the public it was widely believed to be fact for about a month, before being exposed as a lie.

However it should be noted that her father did in fact propose an ideology to contaminate the water of aboriginal people that didn't work to make them sterile. When he said "didn't work" he was referring to the ones stopping him from ripping up most of Northern Australia for it's iron ore, in a fit of butthurt he actually made this speech on TV.

We here at ED, have on numerous occasions proposed eugenics as a solution to several groups in society all in the name of satire. But this man was in fact serious about the idea of sterilizing the people that got in his way of of what he wants.

Australia is in debt because of the poor

This happened in real life! Once again showing she has about as much common sense as a career politician and as much empathy as a raging psychopath, she lashed out at the people with the least amount on money in Australia (coincidently, most of the people that work for her company to make her a billionaire also fit this criteria) and to the left wing as dragging Australia in to debt.

When considering this statement, please remember a number of key points that render her argument as completely invalid:

• The money spent by Labor using the Global Financial Crisis (caused by you guessed it, the right) actually prevented the GFC from being worse. Proof, oh and you see that dip? That was before the Labor party took over
• Despite her best attempts at lashing out at the welfare system and that people "should work" instead, she will never understand that to actually receive handouts you have to prove you are seeking work to begin with. Again showing her complete disconnection from the working class that she so blatantly wishes to criticize, she fails to note a fair portion of handouts go to people that are injured from their work, or students all spending thousands of dollars all in the name of making Australia slightly smarter!
• The countries in Africa she says we should be looking at as "a shining example" for people that want to work for slave labor prices, regularly receive handouts on a national scale because they are too poor to feed themselves.
• Australia would be less in debt if she ate less

TWO DOLLARS A DAY!

Yes this woman actually believes that Australian workers should be paid at slave labor prices because Africans are happy to work for $2 dollars a day. This is if you ignore African workers protesting for a higher wage. She has also responded to Australians being "jealous" of her by saying if they want to be millionaires they should drink, smoke and socialize less and work more. As proven by her physique she has never done a days work in her life, unless you count waiting for her father to die so the could inherit the multi-billion dollar iron ore fortune as "work".

It should be noted that whilst she wants people to work for $2 a day, she personally made $19 billion in 2013, or approximately $52 million dollars a day. 26 million times more than she says workers should be paid. That is, another way over $600 per second. Please remember when you read that statistic that using the average Australian income of $72,800 annually that they make just over 5 cents per second. It disgusts this woman that it is over 5 cents.

Political views

Puppet master

Not a puppet.

Rinehart's level of puppet faggotry within Australian is so great that is quite surprising the Wikipedos have not written her up a Long Term Abuse page yet. It is a well known fact Rinehart is one of the numerous corporate masters of Tony Abbott, each having at least one finger stuck up his anus to give optimum sockpuppet controlling pleasure.

But as a fun fact, even the left wing labor government were being controlling by her to some extent as proven by the fact she was actually allowed to import Labour from the 3rd world and pay wages at 3rd World prices

	“	Our federal and state governments must know that now, more than ever, we must lift our international competitiveness just to stay as well-off as we are	„
	—Worth $18 billion, still worried about losing money

It is a well known fact that the Abbott government wishes to scrap the Carbon tax for mining companies like the one owned by Rinehart so they can slightly stretch out their already large profit margins. Fortunately the Labor party is trying their best to make this as hard as they possibly can, so Rinehart will continue to cry over a few more million lost in taxes.

See Also

• Fat
• Tony Abbott
• USI
• Jewish
• Psychopath