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==[[pol/|/pol/]]==
==[[pol/|/pol/]]==
The Happy Merchant is commonly used on 4chan's politically incorrect board,  [[Truth|where you literally can't browse without seeing the merchant]]. The board is notorious for seemingly "anti-Semitic" claims and posts reminiscent of those made by [[Stormfront]],<s> but really it's the largest producer of liberal tears on the entire face of the internet</s> Fuck that, [[ED|we]] are.
The Happy Merchant is commonly used on 4chan's politically incorrect board,  [[Truth|where you literally can't browse without seeing the merchant]]. The board is notorious for seemingly "anti-Semitic" claims and posts reminiscent of those made by [[Stormfront]]. [[Some argue]] that /pol/ is the largest producer of liberal tears in the world, but those amongst us who do not suffer from profound retardation know that title rightfully belongs to [[ED]].


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==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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File:I know and caused that feel jews you lose.png|[[Feels]]
File:I know and caused that feel jews you lose.png|[[Feels]]
File:Jewtrollface.png|[[Trollface]]
File:Jewtrollface.png|[[Trollface]]
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File:Wjewsyoulose sadfrog.jpg|[[Feels bad man]]
File:Wjewsyoulose sadfrog.jpg|[[Feels bad man]]
File:Jew Happy Merchant Face meme GoofyTime.jpg|[[Goofy Time]]
File:Jew Happy Merchant Face meme GoofyTime.jpg|[[Goofy Time]]
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File:Are you having finacial Difficulties wyatt mann parody jewsyoulose meme lemerchantface.png
File:Are you having finacial Difficulties wyatt mann parody jewsyoulose meme lemerchantface.png
File:Jew recation image.jpg
File:Jew recation image.jpg
File:Jew pixeled.png
File:Jew pixeled.png
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File:Jew Super mario.gif|[[Mario]]
File:Jew Super mario.gif|[[Mario]]
File:Tom nook animal crossing nintendo meme le merchant face jewsyoulose wyattmann cartoon parody.png|[[Animal Crossing]]
File:Tom nook animal crossing nintendo meme le merchant face jewsyoulose wyattmann cartoon parody.png|[[Animal Crossing]]
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File:Merchanthillary.jpg|Merchant [[Hillary_Clinton|Hillary]]
File:Merchanthillary.jpg|Merchant [[Hillary_Clinton|Hillary]]
File:MerchantSarkeesian.jpg|Merchant [[Feminist_Frequency|Sarkeesian]]
File:MerchantSarkeesian.jpg|Merchant [[Feminist_Frequency|Sarkeesian]]
File:Jew-post.jpg
File:Jew-post-ascii.jpg|Now in [[ASCII]] form.
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With Jews, you lose!
The classic that started it all.

Happy Merchant, aka Merchant Face aka Jew Face is an internet forced meme created by the lord and savior cartoonist Wyatt Mann, depicting a Jew doing what he does best. The idea behind the meme is that is a caricature of Jews. The actual joke too subtle for idiots to grasp is that jews are a caricature of themselves, so actually the drawings are 100% accurate. Some argue that it is actually just a merchant who, after visiting the local synagogue or doing some financial management, had cold hands.


/pol/

The Happy Merchant is commonly used on 4chan's politically incorrect board, where you literally can't browse without seeing the merchant. The board is notorious for seemingly "anti-Semitic" claims and posts reminiscent of those made by Stormfront. Some argue that /pol/ is the largest producer of liberal tears in the world, but those amongst us who do not suffer from profound retardation know that title rightfully belongs to ED.

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