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'''Spez''' (more like spaz amirite?), or real name '''[[kike|Gabriel Weinberg]]''' is the founder and CEO of DuckDuckGo. [https://duck.co/forum/thread/3816/duckduckgo-ad-on-encyclopedia-dramatica He contacted us (not vice versa)]<!-- "initially I reached out to them about potentially advertising" --> back in 2011 asking whether DuckDuckGo could advertise on ED. Since we were still in the migration stage and were getting booted left and right from hosts who couldn't see the lulz, we were more than happy to accept what was going to be valuable money for riding out the initial stage of ED 2.0.
'''Yegg''' (more like beg amirite?), or real name '''[[kike|Gabriel Weinberg]]''' is the founder and CEO of DuckDuckGo. [https://duck.co/forum/thread/3816/duckduckgo-ad-on-encyclopedia-dramatica He contacted us (not vice versa)]<!-- "initially I reached out to them about potentially advertising" --> back in 2011 asking whether DuckDuckGo could advertise on ED. Since we were still in the migration stage and were getting booted left and right from hosts who couldn't see the lulz, we were more than happy to accept what was going to be valuable money for riding out the initial stage of ED 2.0.


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DUCK DUCK GO: THE SEARCH ENGINE THAT REFUSES TO PAY THEIR BILLS


DuckDuckGo is the shitty search engine run by Jews that made a million views per day on the adverts we put up for them and then refused to pay us our previously agreed CPM. Of course we waited over 4 years until we decided to actually make this, because that's how we do things.

The way it works is not through any actual work or development of their own index algorithms, they instead prefer to give you results through the parasitic use of other search engines and Wikipedia.

The kike founder who ripped us off

Yegg (more like beg amirite?), or real name Gabriel Weinberg is the founder and CEO of DuckDuckGo. He contacted us (not vice versa) back in 2011 asking whether DuckDuckGo could advertise on ED. Since we were still in the migration stage and were getting booted left and right from hosts who couldn't see the lulz, we were more than happy to accept what was going to be valuable money for riding out the initial stage of ED 2.0.

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Them lying about how we agreed to 'promote it' for free Archive


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