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==2016 Presidential Election== | ==2016 Presidential Election== | ||
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{{quote|To understand today’s Republican Party, you have to understand that despite the fact that they had on the stage five governors, three senators, and a brain surgeon, first and foremost they wanted to get the opinion of Donald Trump—a ham-colored cartoon character from I Love the ‘80s. Once you accept that, the rest of the night makes perfect sense. | {{quote|To understand today’s Republican Party, you have to understand that despite the fact that they had on the stage five governors, three senators, and a brain surgeon, first and foremost they wanted to get the opinion of Donald Trump—a ham-colored cartoon character from I Love the ‘80s. Once you accept that, the rest of the night makes perfect sense. | ||
That’s all they have to sell: fear. Hope and change meet pee and poo. The entire slate of them up there seemed entirely unaware of the fact that women can now vote. Megyn Kelly asked Trump right off the bat about Trump calling women ‘fat pigs,’ ‘slobs,’ and ‘dogs.’ Trump’s answer? ‘I don’t have time for political correctness.’ He’s like one of those construction workers from the ‘70s who goes, ‘Nice tits. Oh, what? I can’t compliment a lady anymore?’ It’s crazy.”| --[http://www.salon.com/2015/08/08/bill_maher_unloads_on_nasty_boorish_sexist_ignorant_smug_donald_trump/ Bill Maher]}} | That’s all they have to sell: fear. Hope and change meet pee and poo. The entire slate of them up there seemed entirely unaware of the fact that women can now vote. Megyn Kelly asked Trump right off the bat about Trump calling women ‘fat pigs,’ ‘slobs,’ and ‘dogs.’ Trump’s answer? ‘I don’t have time for political correctness.’ He’s like one of those construction workers from the ‘70s who goes, ‘Nice tits. Oh, what? I can’t compliment a lady anymore?’ It’s crazy.”| --[http://www.salon.com/2015/08/08/bill_maher_unloads_on_nasty_boorish_sexist_ignorant_smug_donald_trump/ Bill Maher,] who can't be more mature than "pee and poo."}} | ||
==The Gallery== | ==The Gallery== | ||
Revision as of 18:50, 13 August 2015
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FACT ALERT: Donald Trump bought a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. |
—Donald Trump, via Bill the Cat | ||
The Donald, or Donald Trump, is a god amongst men. Never piss around when the Donald is around. Donald Trump is a fucking genius. Fags at ED stand behind him every step of the way. It should also be noted that he is a Jew King of the Jews as he has acquired more Jewgolds than anyone in the history of time, ever. A fact that proves just how much of a genius The Donald is, is that he has personally gone bankrupt four fucking times. He's pissed away billions of dollars and yet people still get in line to give this asshole their money. In addition to the power to dupe non-Jews out of their money, Trump also has the ability to suspend time itself. This amazing power means that even though he continues to get older, his girlfriends never age beyond 23. This power is also known as "money," and allows even an ugly, paunchy, used car salesman like Trump to score more tail than you ever will.
—Donald Trump | ||
He also has his own world renowned television show, in which he makes niggers do his work for him. Recently, Trump has considered running for president and has, surprisingly, been supported by many. On the other hand, many lulz were had at his expense. His toupée is made of pure win shit, because there is no fucking way that thing could be hair. Actually, the toupee is a hive of tiny jews controlling his every thought and movement.
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HEY THERE! Hey, Donald Trump! I saw what you did with Rosie. I just wanted to say keep up the good work. |
The Trump gets the Encyclopedia Dramatica seal of approval.
Life of Leisure
Trump spends his days in his Manhattan home, eating delicious cake and playing with himself. He dreams of Jessi Slaughter and faps his 24 karat gold two inch penis. In recent years he has begun to lure in little boys with wads of cash to have sex with him. Trump, being the latent homosexual that he is, enjoys taking it up the ass while wearing a skirt. He also has an extensive wardrobe, which ranges from Armani business suits to skimpy, pink panties. It should be noted that Trump has managed to bankrupt his entire business empire, twice, the first time it was a chain of casino resorts, which even those with the most tedious grasp on economics, will tell you is fucking impossible unless you are a hire complete and utter retards. Both times Trump got back on his feet again, from a combination of giving blowjobs to his neo-con friends (just about the only thing he can do right) and begging for bailouts from the government.
The Apprentice
Trump's great television show is called The Apprentice. The show also has a retarded brother called "The Celebrity Apprentice." This show has been home to many stars, including Lil' Jon, La Toya Jackson, and that one fat guy. He has also been seen extorting money from other contestants including rock singer Meatloaf.
2012 Presidential Election
—Donald Trump on The Colbert Report | ||
2016 Presidential Election
— --Bill Maher, who can't be more mature than "pee and poo." | ||
The Gallery
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He's in your sky, ruining your views. -
Rosie O'Donnell, the Donald's only natural enemy. -
Trump gets pwned on Twitter. -
Trump pals around with his friend Rudy Ghouliani
See Also
External Links
The Donald VS. Rosie - Trump calls Rosie a failure.- Entertainment Tonight covers Trump/Rosie drama - lol
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