Los Angeles

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A pedo Jew starring in his own anti-Hitler propaganda. Sums it up nicely.

Looks great on the postcard...

..not so much in real life.

Most Angelenos think that Los Angeles is the only city in California

Los Angeles is the largest city in the state of California, and one of the largest in the US. Considered to be a drama epicenter and generally fun place to visit if you're looking for a homosexual partner, L.A. is the cool kid's table of the West Coast. Earthquakes have been known to happen every five minutes. Notable lolcows such as Jesuitx, Hathor the Cow Goddess and estruscan live there. Unlike New York City, Los Angeles is spread out far and wide, much like your mom.

About LA

Los Angeles (AKA "helLA") is home to Hollywood, an epicly failed attempt of Jews to rewrite history and render their stereotype positive. The rest of the country depends on Hollywood for shitty entertainment (besides New York, which produces the second largest amount of shitty entertainment). Republicans hate places like attention whore L.A., since it's the only other group of douchebags that unopinionated and impressionable drones of American society listen to (other than them).

L.A. is home to the infamous LAPD, known for their policy of "beat the shit out of the coloreds, ask questions later". The fair city has played host to many major news events, such as the Michael Jackson trial, the O.J. Simpson trial, the anorexia of Mary-Kate Olsen, and Britney Spears' hair, weight, and vagina. This is because most of the child molesters and murderers in the US all live in LA. They do this because they know they'll be declared "not guilty" whenever they decide to rape children or kill people. This is thanks to the typical L.A. jury, which consists of common Los Angeles citizens who are all apparently pro-pedophilia, pro-violence, and pro-homicide to get this close to Tom Cruise.

It's a little known fact that no one has actually been born in Los Angeles in at least 100 years. If you go into any hospital in LA and ask where the maternity ward is, the nurse will laugh, punch you in the dick, and have you removed from the premises. Everyone in Los Angeles is from somewhere else, most often from Mexico, New York, China, Korea, Israel, or Iran. Most of the immigrants to Los Angeles come from third world nations, thus, they don't realize that not having public transportation, regular street cleaning, police patrols, reliable sanitation, or clean air and water are bad things for a major metropolis.

People

Everyone with an ego(very satanic) bigger than their penis must at some point move to Los Angeles. Seriously, it's the law. It was initially intended to get all of the obnoxious, self-important braggarts from parts of the United States into one area, so they could nuke them and not have to deal with them anymore. But they unexpectedly created movie studios and produced some humorous films, and so it was decided that maybe we could keep those denizens around for a few more years, especially since it would be cheaper to just wait until the whole area sinks into the Pacific Ocean. The film and music industry attracts people from all over the Midwest who think that they're too awesome for their little podunk towns. Convinced that they'll end up in movies or with a band that's as original as Linkin Park, they flock en masse and float the economy boat of Los Angeles by buying drugs and BMW's with money borrowed from their parents back in IRL-land.

LA is a racial cornucopia. Virtually every country is represented here with a suburb of its own. The majority of these follow the formula Countrytown, or Little Country, e.g. Little Armenia, Chinatown. These small towns also have nicknames. Little Armenia is often referred to as Bignosia. Lots of Jews and Russians live here too. Despite their differences, they all can rejoice in knowing they support the raping of children and the murders of innocent people.

The truth is, though, the people that live in LA love it. They also love to talk with homosexual accents. Unlike cities such as New York, people don't market "I <3 L.A." logos on various cheap products, possibly because anyone caught wearing an "I <3 L.A." shirt would be labled as not just a homosexual, but a homosexual with piss-poor fashion sense, and then shot. This is a sign that Los Angeles is secure with its sexuality (which is 100% gay) and does not need to be boisterous and loudmouthed to feel good about itself.

But unfortunately, having all these people living together leads to race riots between blacks and latinos (because obviously the white man is not the source of their problems) in the LA Unified School District's high schools, the pride and joy of the city. Being the spawning ground of the country's most homosexual gangs (like the Crips and Bloods) adds to the problem.

Population

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LA is notable for containing Hollywood, an international brainwashing program run by the Mossad. Evidence: In June 2016, the Hollywood Reporter released its list of the 10 most influential people in Hollywood. It included these seven movers and shakers.

So in case you missed that: out of the top seven powerbrokers in tinseltown:

• 10 are kikes
• Two of those are kikes that answer directly to other kikes on the list
• Another two kikes are the sons of one of the kikes on the list, and
• One non-kike is married to a kike.

But be under no illusions. This cavalcade of kikery is just the tip of the Goldberg.

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Notable Jew movies

• Barton Fink (1991) - with Jewniversal
• The Boys from Brazil (1978)
• Chariots of Fire (1981) - with WB
• Exodus: Gods and Kings (2014)

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Notable Jew movies

• The Ten Commandments (1923)
  • Remade ("The Ten Commandments") in 1956
• Marathon Man (1976)

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Notable Jew movies

• The Jazz Singer (1927)
  • Remade ("The Jazz Singer") in 1952
• Driving Miss Daisy (1989)
• Once Upon a Time in America (1984)

Hollywood Jewlevard

Turned Star Wars into Social Justice Wars Incestuous pedo Small-time britfag cod-wigger, now worth $100m "Nice WTC you got there..." His own page His own page "Are there any old Jews in the audience? There are?" (((Illuminati Confirmed))) Lived long, prospered (typical Jew) Unv& rapist pedo Jews and monsters (alternating weeks)

Freedom of speech

WARNING: With Jews, you schmooze! (Or else)

“   Mel Gibson is in a town that's run by Jews and he said the wrong thing because he's actually bitten the hand that I guess has fed him – and doesn't need to feed him anymore because he's got enough dough," said the British actor. "He's like an outcast, a leper, you know? But some Jewish guy in his office somewhere hasn't turned and said, 'That fucking kraut' or 'Fuck those Germans,' whatever it is? We all hide and try to be so politically correct. That's what gets me.   „     —Gary Oldman, interviewed in Playboy, published June 24, 2014     “   I am deeply remorseful that comments I recently made in the Playboy Interview were offensive to many Jewish people. Upon reading my comments in print — I see how insensitive they may be, and how they may indeed contribute to the furtherance of a false stereotype. Anything that contributes to this stereotype is unacceptable, including my own words on the matter. If, during the interview, I had been asked to elaborate on this point I would have pointed out that I had just finished reading Neal Gabler’s superb book about the Jews and Hollywood, An Empire of Their Own: How the Jews invented Hollywood. The fact is that our business, and my own career specifically, owes an enormous debt to that contribution.   „     —Gary Oldman, later that same day...     “   Gibson's ostracisation in Hollywood was not a matter of being 'politically incorrect', as Mr Oldman suggests, but of paying the consequences for outing himself as a bigot and a hater [...]   „         “   ...We have just began a conversation with [Oldman's] managing producer. At this point, we are not satisfied with what we received. His apology is insufficient and not satisfactory.   „     —✡, speaking the very next day     “   Once I saw it in print, I saw that it was insensitive, pernicious and ill-informed," said the British actor. "I am a public figure, I should be an example and inspiration, and I am an a-hole. I am 56. I should know better.   „     —Oldman, self-flagelating on TV, 24 hours later Previous Quote | Next Quote

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	“	In 1941, a Jewish boy named Lenny is watching a newsreel at a theatre in Brooklyn with his mother when one featuring Adolf Hitler appears. The crowd boos. The child questions why no one likes him and wonders what Santa will give him for Christmas. His mother tells him that no one will get Hitler anything for Christmas. The boy travels to Germany to give Hitler a kitten for Christmas. Once he arrives, he presents the boxed gift to Hitler, who initially thinks it is a bomb, and throws it to Eva Braun. She opens it and gives the kitten to Hitler, who is apparently deeply moved. Hitler's mood changes when he discovers that the child is Jewish and has a swastika-shaped birthmark on his stomach. Hitler orders Eva to kill the child and make his skin into a lampshade, which the couple then have on their bedside table lamp. Following the war, the lamp is returned to the boy's mother who keeps it as a memento. When she touches it, it supernaturally lights up of its own accord and the swastika magically transforms into a Star of David. A miracle is proclaimed. The president awards the Purple Heart to the lampshade.	„
	—Wikipedo synopsis of Ken Russell's 2007 movie, A Kitten for Hitler

The trailer. (Don't say we never do anything for you)

Public Transportation

You're kidding, right? Oh wait, really? There's light rail in LA? God,

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On second thought, I think you're better off with a car.

Sports

Los Angeles professional sports teams include the Lakers, Clippers, Dodgers, Rioting Niggers, Jew Media Giants, and Galaxy, all of which are quite shitty. However, sports is a big business in Los Angeles, as the population is largely Mexican, who love sports. Their two main loves are the Dodgers (pronounced "Doyers") and the Oakland Raiders.

Most of the sports teams are homegrown. Except for the Dodgers, which was stolen from New York when LA realized they were all talentless homos who would orgasm at the thought of the famous baseball 'ass slap'. Also, the Lakers are from Minnesota, a place that actually has lakes. And the Clippers are from Buffalo, NY. Come to think of it, none of these teams are homegrown. LA stole them, like they stole everything else they've ever had.

It should be mentioned that although Los Angeles is home to the WNBA's Sparks, the team has not had a single game, due to the players working in the kitchen all day.

Climate

Los Angeles has only 3 seasons: Wildfire, Oil Slick, and Freezing.

Wildfire is a time when amateur pyromaniacs and homeless drunks dazzle the city with their skills in arson. Watch as the hills set the night alight, literally! Prizes are awarded to persons who can evacuate the most homes, cause the most brushfires, and get away scott free.

Oil Slick (sometimes known as "Slip n' Slide Week") is a rare moment in Los Angeles. For a few days, you can watch the beauty of watching the first rains fall on the city. You can also stick around and watch the rain lift the oil and grease off the streets and freeways and cause the first of many accidents.

Freezing describes any period when the thermometer drops below 80° F. While the rest of the country freezes their tits off during winter, Angelenos will often tweet to their friends in Jew York about how today was soooo cold, it was only 60°!!!1 During this time, most chollos will head up to the mountains, park their pickups in the middle of the road, and prance around in the 2 inches of snow. If you try to join in, they'll cut you.

Music

Nothing of lasting musical interest (except The Doors, The Beach Boys, and Frank Zappa) was created in L.A. Some Angelenos claim that Los Angeles was the birthplace of rap, but we all know that's bullshit. However, Los Angeles IS the birthplace of "wiggerism" which helped geniuses like Eminem to blossom.

Judicial System

As mentioned before, the LA justice system is currently 0 fer .* when deciding on a verdict in a largely publicized trial. Remember the Los Angeles Riots after the Rodney King verdict? Idiots.

Architecture

The Hollywood Cock of Fame

There are rumors that LA has a skyline. Some people have made claims that in the early morning, they have been able to see through the infectious cloud and see what is described as "four 10-story abandoned buildings" which is now known as "Downtown LA". Eyewitnesses have also reported seeing hipsters nesting like rats in many of the outlying abandoned factories. Any tourist idiotic enough to wander around this area will most likely end up like this Canuck.

There is another rumor that there is a sign that says "HOLLYWOOD" somewhere north of the city of the same name. This has only been sighted by tourists, though, and is thusly regarded as bullshit.

One thing it does have for sure, though, is freeways. Everywhere. Giant, snaking concrete monsters that cause any actual architecture of note to be blocked from the average pedestrian's eyes, due to the copious amount of smog that these ugly grey beasts piss into the air. They may be an eyesore, but they act as the city's immune system. Tourists, retards, Azns, and old people smart enough to know that L.A.'s public transport is a joke will attempt to use the freeways. However, because they don't realize that residents prefer driving over 5 mph, they'll be overwhelmed by the blinding speed, panic, and careen into the barrier.