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Nick Fuentes
Born:	August 18th, 1998
Real Name:	Nicholas Joseph Fuentes
Nationality:	American

Nicholas "Nicolás" Joseph Fuentes is an ~~Mexican-descended~~ "Afro-Latino" homosexual "Christian" activist who is best known for being the host of the America First podcast. He is also known for using the fans of his show, who are either known as Groypers or Nickers, as his own personal army, who usually IRL brigade anybody they disagree with (or more specifically, anyone Nick disagrees with).

He has often been the subject of controversy among internet right-wing circles due to him constantly (ironically) hinting at the idea of being a homosexual, such as (ironically) liking femboy thigh pics on Twitter, (ironically) going on a date with someone who is known to date trannies, and (ironically) having a catboy chat in his now-deleted discord server (did we mention it was ironic?)

Background

Born to a half-Mexican father (who most likely diddled him as a child), Nick began his political career by attending the Richard Spencer wet dream that was the 2017 Charlottesville rally, after which he was fired from his job and doxxed. Due to this, he dropped out of college and moved back in with his parents and sister, which is where he lives to this day (An address he constantly denies to live at, despite him claiming he gets "death threats" in the mailbox).

His political "career" mostly consists of self-hosted livestreams of him talking about his wet fantasies with catboys and other such forms of shotacon-inspired fetishes. (Don't worry guys, it's tooootally ironic!) He was also notable for constantly going on Twitter and liking trannies' thigh pics. (Ok, maybe half-ironic.) He also constantly gets into beef with lefty YouTubers, such as William "ContraPoints" Parrott and Vaush, as he seems to think that'll somehow make him more popular on the internet. Look mom, I'm winning arguments with trannies online!!

	“	"If you get redpilled, don't tell your mom. If you get redpilled, don't tell your mom. If you get redpilled, don't tell your parents, alright? [...] DON'T TELL MOM AND DAD! [...] If you get redpilled, play it close to the chest, don't tell anybody, keep it to yourself, keep it to you and your online friends, alright?"	„
	—Nick, being an (ironic) groomer.

In 2018, after a reading out a superchat donation which included a Holocaust related joke (which makes for, quite possibly, the only time he's been remotely edgy), he was bombarded with tons of Jewish media talking about what an evil alt-right racist sexist Nazi this mixed-race faggot was. After getting his YouTube channel suspended in early 2020, he moved to other platforms, including bitwave and Telegram.

Dox

929 Newberry Ave
La Grange Park, IL 60526

The Groyper Wars

During October of 2019, Fuentes tried (and failed) to organize his rallies of autists into what he called "the groyper wars", which just consisted of getting his followers to shit up comment sections on videos about (((Charlie Kirk))) and (((Ben Shapiro))). Activism, amirite? He also got Ben to read out that one innocent cookie-related question as a very original and funny joke.

Nick's Catboy Fetish

In late 2020, Nicky went on a livestreamed date with Tor "CatboyKami" Brookes, an Australian crossdresser whose sense of humor consists of screeching shit about niggers on livestreams. Of course, this was tooootally ironic guys, so PLEASE don't get any weird ideas. This ironic meetup seemed to draw a lot of controversy within the alt-right, as many people seemed to use it as proof of Nick's and Tor's homosexuality, but daddy Fuentes "debunked" that on an America First episode where he (unrelatedly) is blushing and stuttering the whole time.

Nick Gets on an FBI Watchlist

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When 2021 came around, he decided it would be a good idea to go to the Capitol riots (which, surprise surprise, mostly just consisted of boomers standing around doing nothing while wearing QAnon merch). He was suspended from Twitter and Instagram shortly after (which he claimed was due to the ADL pestering le admins to delete him for le racisms). He has since tried to sidestep these bans via creating the accounts "@raper6000" and "@bossbabyincel", respectively. Later on, he defended Matt "Epstein" Gaetz, a Republican politician accused of raping a 17-year-old girl, and claimed that it would've all been OK had he just married her beforehand.

After being banned from CPAC (an annual zionist convention held in Texas), he decided to host his own event across the street from it, where he invited hoards of underaged male teenagers to watch shitty zoomer bloomer doomer coomer troomer based tradcath tradwife groyper femboy edits. One of the attendees was Alejandro "LatinoZoomer" Velasquez Gomez, a self-identified spic (and not-so-self-identified simp for e-girls) who tried getting people from his discord server to look for birth records near his date of birth because he was convinced that his parents had kidnapped him as a baby (not a joke). Nick also tried to ruin the life of Movement CEO Patrick Casey for saying that it was a bad idea to go to another retard rally that will likely be crawling full of federal informants. Patrick Casey has since remained a respectable Political Commentator while Nick Fuentes has become irrelevant and lost all good will due to simping for known pedophiles and associating with Wigger retards like Ethan Ralph and The Weekly Sweat.