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Revision as of 17:09, 17 March 2012

their elders can't hide the truth

There comes a time in every civilization when certain truths must come to light in order to progress as a people. It is now becoming common knowledge that the world economy is actually controlled by jews. In an attempt to change world climate in their favor, the Jews executed an attack on the World Trade Center now known as 9/11. Certain rogue Islamic parties have been falsely incriminated in an attempt to mask the true nature of this Jewish onslaught. This documentary is an attempt to free the minds enslaved by this atrocity.

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The atrocity was later archived in song:

Now this is a story all about how
in an attempt to change world climate in their favor, the Jews executed an attack on the World Trade Center now known as 9/11
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how in an attempt to change world climate in their favor, the Jews executed an attack on the World Trade Center now known as 9/11

In the United States of America born and raised
On the WTC is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the WTC
When a couple of Jews, they were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my WTC
I got in one little plane crash and my mom got scared
And said, "You're going to be burnt to ashes fall from the air."

I begged and pleaded to the Jews all the way
But they slit the pilot's throat and flew us on our way
They gave me a kiss and locked the cockpit
I put my walkman on and said "I might as well kick it."

I screamed and cried as the WTC got near
I was sweating and panting as I was filling with fear
If anything I can say this was bigger than me
But I thought "fuck it-Yo Jews did WTC!"

You woke up in your house about 7 or 8
and yelled to your roommate "Yo homes what's that smoke in the air!"
And guess what you saw when you flipped on the news
WTC done by the Jews.

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