George Osborne

Tinky Winky

George at The Buggery Club with Lord Alfred Douglas and Lord Dorian Gray

Buggering the poor and disabled.

George Gideon Oliver Osborne Esq. is the Heir Apparent to the Osborne baronetcy of Ballygaylord, County Tipperary, Ireland, and this makes him one of what is known in Ireland as the Ascendancy, the old Anglo-Irish aristocracy.

Originally named Gideon, he changed his name to George when he was 13 due to his admiration for George Michael. Whilst at Oxford, Osborne and David "Dave" Cameron (see Note 1 below) were members of the Bullingdon Club, a notorious Oxford University dining club, it was 'infamous' for 'public buggery' and was open only to the homosexual sons of aristocratic families and the super-rich. In October 2008, gay financier Nathaniel "pink pounds" Rothschild claimed that Gideon had tried to solicit a more than £9,000 "gift" from his lover the Russian aluminium magnate Oleg Deripaska, by threatening to make public that only transition metals can be magnetic.

Note 1 - Inserted by request of the Internet Lawyer; Dave Cameron is no more gay than he is a cokehead, and never lets anything fun to enter his orifices. He's an ordinary family man who drinks bitter and favours the missionary position with his wife.

At the age of 14 by the miracle of transubstantiation Gideon became the Shadow Chancellor, the British equivalent of a Dark Lord of the Sith, and took the new name Squeaky George. He immediately appealed to the Daily Mail readership with his oral style, using words like "sums" and "adding" and rhetorical flourishes like "oh no they didn't" and "he's behind you!" and "I could crush a grape" (see Note 2) when attacking Gordon Brown. Gideon leads the weekly "hissing and pouting" during Prime Minister's question time and is the only member of Her Majesty's Opposition to satisfy the sexual predations of His Infernal Majesty Peter Mandelsohn, a pube-free Saddam Hussain to Satan's ... well, Satan. His authority and gravitas on the economy was thought so majesterial that the Tories brought back one of their previous Chancellors, Fat Tony, to try and make Gideon sound less like a squeaking, lisping little twat.

Note 2 - Inserted by request of the Internet Lawyer; "I could crush a grape" is the property of gay dead comedian Larry Grayson, and no challenge to copyright is intended by this article.

Gideon the economy

Gideon's economic ἐραστής, George

• Abolish Inheritance Tax on Irish Baronetcies and Dave Cameron's houses
• Start a potato famine
• Sell the NHS to Jew
• Make homosexuality illegal for poor people
• Say "I blame Gordon Brown"
• Redesign pound notes to look pinker
• Replace public transport with privately owned Rolls Royces to save the British Car Industry
• Introduce successful US scheme to forcibly recruit the poor black unemployed to be killed in Afghanistan, but with nice new helicoptors paid for by the saving on social security payments
• Abolish identity cards to pay off the National Debt and to prevent the arrest of cottagers
• Sell Wales to Disney for a new Seven Dwaves Mining Theme Park

Gideon quotes

	“	Don't be angry with me; let me speak just once more. Please let me make one more test with the wool. This time let the wool be dry, and the ground be wet.	„
	—Judges 6:36-40, Good News Bible

	“	I say you fellows. Oh really Wharton. He, he, he. Yarooh.	„

	“	Gordon Brown's lack of fiscal responsibility will damage our ability to compete, and mean further tax rises for hard working families.	„

	“	Oh, fish-hooks! He’s smashing up the place like a bulldozer!	„

	“	I challenge him to back up his gay-friendly words with concrete policies to end the remaining vestiges of homophobic discrimination. So far, he has not promised a single new policy for gay equality	„

Crying Like A Bitch At Margaret Thatcher's Funeral

Immediately after the funeral, Gideon raced upstairs to his bedroom, put on his makeup and listened to his Linkin Park records for hours on end while crying.

Leave Thatcher alone!!

Last Thursday, at the funeral of reviled Tory matriarch, Margaret Thatcher, Gideon could be seen in the crowd crying his little piggy eyes out. This prompted many lulz from the British peasantry, who had been barred from the event after it was deemed that they smelled funny but were, nevertheless, watching the service on television, just to make sure that the old bitch didn't suddenly burst forth from her coffin and rise again.

• Moar liek BAWWWWge Osborne, amirite?

Other famous Barons

• Baron Thatcher
• Baron Token Muslim Woman
• Sasha Baron Cohen
• Baron Hardup from Cinderella
• Baron Obama
• The Baron convention in the card game Contract Bridge
• The Red Baron
• One for the Baron
• Red Super Robot BARON JAPAN
• Baron Samedi

External links

• Gideon's homepage

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