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'''Ian Watkins (or Ian Wantkids)''' is a [[pedophile|pedophilic]] [[bisexual]] [[Britfag]] who lead the [[hipster]] band named '''Lostprophets'''. After leading his own hipster boy band, he went on a journey to [[babyfuck|rape]] [[over 9,000|as many babies and children as he could]]. While doing this for years, after trying but epically [[epic fail|failing]] to put his [[cock]] [[in the ass]] of a [[baby|1 year old boy]], he then suddenly got caught and got arrested. | '''Ian Watkins (or Ian Wantkids)''' is a [[pedophile|pedophilic]] [[bisexual]] [[Britfag]] who lead the [[hipster]] band named '''Lostprophets'''. After leading his own hipster boy band, he went on a journey to [[babyfuck|rape]] [[over 9,000|as many babies and children as he could]]. While doing this for years, after trying but epically [[epic fail|failing]] to put his [[cock]] [[in the ass]] of a [[baby|1 year old boy]], he then suddenly got caught and got arrested. | ||
==Career== | ==Career== | ||
[[image:pedobear ian.jpg|thumb|250px|THEY GOT A NEW VOCALIST!!!!]] | |||
[[Image:ian stand.jpg|thumb|250px|The inspiration through his song titles.]] | [[Image:ian stand.jpg|thumb|250px|The inspiration through his song titles.]] | ||
In the late 1990s and early 2000s, Ian Wantkids formed the Lostprophets. The band were trend-hoppers and played [[sellout|whatever will get them mainstream because they're playing a popular genre]]. Originally in 2001, they were just a bunch of [[Britfags]] [[attention whore|trying to go mainstream]] by playing [[nu metal]] but his band only had [[at least 100|England citizens as]] fans. By 2004, when [[nu metal]] was gone and [[emo]] music was becoming the new [[attention whore]] with bands like Jimmy Eat World, [[My Chemical Romance]] and Dashboard Confessional making high school kids slit their wrists because their [[bitch]] broke up with them, they suddenly became an [[emo]] band and went from looking like Limp Bizkit to looking like a bunch of [[emo]] [[fags]]. | In the late 1990s and early 2000s, Ian Wantkids formed the Lostprophets. The band were trend-hoppers and played [[sellout|whatever will get them mainstream because they're playing a popular genre]]. Originally in 2001, they were just a bunch of [[Britfags]] [[attention whore|trying to go mainstream]] by playing [[nu metal]] but his band only had [[at least 100|England citizens as]] fans. By 2004, when [[nu metal]] was gone and [[emo]] music was becoming the new [[attention whore]] with bands like Jimmy Eat World, [[My Chemical Romance]] and Dashboard Confessional making high school kids slit their wrists because their [[bitch]] broke up with them, they suddenly became an [[emo]] band and went from looking like Limp Bizkit to looking like a bunch of [[emo]] [[fags]]. | ||
In 2013, the Lostprophets disbanded when Ian Wantkids got sentenced to prison and the other members [[delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]] on their [[Failbook]] page. | In 2013, the Lostprophets disbanded when Ian Wantkids got sentenced to prison and the other members [[delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]] on their [[Failbook]] page. | ||
==Raping adventure== | ==Raping adventure== | ||
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At first in 2012, Ian Watkins said [[lie|He wouldn't ever fuck a child or baby]], but then like the fags who come out the [[closet]], he admitted it in November 2013. Ian Watkins also says he'll be soon someday a [[rock]] [[god]] and that he'd rather [[an hero|bite the dust and take a chance to burn in the depths of hell]] than be in jail with a bunch of [[faggots]] for years with an overly obsessed [[fangirl]] who had [[phone sex]] with him after he got sentenced. He then referred to his abuse as "[[lulz|megalolz]]" and even [[hitler|used that word for decorations in his hipster band's concerts.]] | At first in 2012, Ian Watkins said [[lie|He wouldn't ever fuck a child or baby]], but then like the fags who come out the [[closet]], he admitted it in November 2013. Ian Watkins also says he'll be soon someday a [[rock]] [[god]] and that he'd rather [[an hero|bite the dust and take a chance to burn in the depths of hell]] than be in jail with a bunch of [[faggots]] for years with an overly obsessed [[fangirl]] who had [[phone sex]] with him after he got sentenced. He then referred to his abuse as "[[lulz|megalolz]]" and even [[hitler|used that word for decorations in his hipster band's concerts.]] | ||
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===Prison=== | |||
Ian Watkins got put in a hardcore prison and is in the same cell of Mark Bridger, who brutally killed the little, mushy ass head of a 5 year old girl and hid her in his [[closet]]. His two lil' [[bitches]] were only sentenced to 14-17 years while he was in for [[no more than 99|29]] years. | Ian Watkins got put in a hardcore prison and is in the same cell of Mark Bridger, who brutally killed the little, mushy ass head of a 5 year old girl and hid her in his [[closet]]. His two lil' [[bitches]] were only sentenced to 14-17 years while he was in for [[no more than 99|29]] years. | ||
===Aftermath=== | ===Aftermath=== | ||
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====Cyberbullying==== | |||
After Ian was sent in the [[prison|big boy house]], his ex-[[bitch]] [[Jessi Slaughter|Joanne Mjadzelics]] was now the new [[Jessi Slaughter]], now being cyberbullied by [[butthurt]] [[fanboys]] who said she lied initially to the [[pigs]] about mister Ian the Pedophile and said she wanted to touch her own son in his big <s>black</s> British [[cock]]. She then [[drugs|overdosed]] on drugs and tried to perform a self-[[pwnage]] but failed like Kim Mathers did after she got her white ass owned by [[wigger|Slim Shady]]. Sorry Ian, but no child or baby wanted to [[fuck you]]. | After Ian was sent in the [[prison|big boy house]], his ex-[[bitch]] [[Jessi Slaughter|Joanne Mjadzelics]] was now the new [[Jessi Slaughter]], now being cyberbullied by [[butthurt]] [[fanboys]] who said she lied initially to the [[pigs]] about mister Ian the Pedophile and said she wanted to touch her own son in his big <s>black</s> British [[cock]]. She then [[drugs|overdosed]] on drugs and tried to perform a self-[[pwnage]] but failed like Kim Mathers did after she got her white ass owned by [[wigger|Slim Shady]]. Sorry Ian, but no child or baby wanted to [[fuck you]]. | ||
====Reactions==== | ====Reactions==== | ||
His bandmates were deeply fucked [[in the ass]] with [[pain]] when they found out what occurred. They then [[delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]] from their [[Failbook]] and [[Twatter]]. | His bandmates were deeply fucked [[in the ass]] with [[pain]] when they found out what occurred. They then [[delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]] from their [[Failbook]] and [[Twatter]]. | ||
Several people were deeply [[offended]] by this and started [[nerd rage|nerd raging]] [[serious business|online]] about Ian. They then went on to say how they really, really, really wanted to [[death metal|publicly castrate him without anesthetic and then hang him from the nearest lampost]] and then [[smile]] as he writhes in [[pain]]. Apparently, because they are [[fact|always right]]. You can rape adults, which they want for him [[prison rape|in prison]], but raping adults is extremely different from raping children and babies. [[School|You learn something new everyday.]] | Several people were deeply [[offended]] by this and started [[nerd rage|nerd raging]] [[serious business|online]] about Ian. They then went on to say how they really, really, really wanted to [[death metal|publicly castrate him without anesthetic and then hang him from the nearest lampost]] and then [[smile]] as he writhes in [[pain]]. Apparently, because they are [[fact|always right]]. You can rape adults, which they want for him [[prison rape|in prison]], but raping adults is extremely different from raping children and babies. [[School|You learn something new everyday.]] | ||
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|<youtube>tvMsvXA5-9A</youtube> <br> <center>'''Why is he so creepy?'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>Fp-TdloC7Ok</youtube> <br> <center>'''News on Ian'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>dA36yD923mY</youtube> <br> <center>'''Two words: [[Ted Bundy]]'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>nWyUREKjGX0</youtube> <br> <center>'''Why are there so many kids in the video?'''</center> | |||
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*[[Child porn]] | *[[Child porn]] | ||
*[[Pedophile]] | *[[Pedophile]] | ||
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Revision as of 20:09, 3 January 2014
Ian Watkins (or Ian Wantkids) is a pedophilic bisexual Britfag who lead the hipster band named Lostprophets. After leading his own hipster boy band, he went on a journey to rape as many babies and children as he could. While doing this for years, after trying but epically failing to put his cock in the ass of a 1 year old boy, he then suddenly got caught and got arrested.
Career
In the late 1990s and early 2000s, Ian Wantkids formed the Lostprophets. The band were trend-hoppers and played whatever will get them mainstream because they're playing a popular genre. Originally in 2001, they were just a bunch of Britfags trying to go mainstream by playing nu metal but his band only had England citizens as fans. By 2004, when nu metal was gone and emo music was becoming the new attention whore with bands like Jimmy Eat World, My Chemical Romance and Dashboard Confessional making high school kids slit their wrists because their bitch broke up with them, they suddenly became an emo band and went from looking like Limp Bizkit to looking like a bunch of emo fags.
In 2013, the Lostprophets disbanded when Ian Wantkids got sentenced to prison and the other members deleted fucking everything on their Failbook page.
Raping adventure
By around 2008-2010, Ian Watkins began his journey to rape as many babies and children as he could. He tried and epically failed to put his cock in the ass of a baby boy and raping a baby girl in her tiny cunt. Ian then conspired with two bitches who made kids themselves to sexually abuse their asses, and Ian sent a message to them saying that if they're his woman, the babies belong to him as well. He then went on to record kiddie porn for pedophiles to flock off to to cum all over the screen. The investigators also say that he had tried to fuck hundreds of victims until he died of AIDS like Easy E from NWA.
The pigs went on his cumputer and found kiddy porn and bestiality on his history which is where they caught Ian's britfag ass and then he was doomed to be in jail and drop the soap. Well, he's Welsh and he had bestiality on there. Coincidence? No fucking way.
At first in 2012, Ian Watkins said He wouldn't ever fuck a child or baby, but then like the fags who come out the closet, he admitted it in November 2013. Ian Watkins also says he'll be soon someday a rock god and that he'd rather bite the dust and take a chance to burn in the depths of hell than be in jail with a bunch of faggots for years with an overly obsessed fangirl who had phone sex with him after he got sentenced. He then referred to his abuse as "megalolz" and even used that word for decorations in his hipster band's concerts.
Prison
Ian Watkins got put in a hardcore prison and is in the same cell of Mark Bridger, who brutally killed the little, mushy ass head of a 5 year old girl and hid her in his closet. His two lil' bitches were only sentenced to 14-17 years while he was in for 29 years.
Aftermath
Cyberbullying
After Ian was sent in the big boy house, his ex-bitch Joanne Mjadzelics was now the new Jessi Slaughter, now being cyberbullied by butthurt fanboys who said she lied initially to the pigs about mister Ian the Pedophile and said she wanted to touch her own son in his big black British cock. She then overdosed on drugs and tried to perform a self-pwnage but failed like Kim Mathers did after she got her white ass owned by Slim Shady. Sorry Ian, but no child or baby wanted to fuck you.
Reactions
His bandmates were deeply fucked in the ass with pain when they found out what occurred. They then deleted fucking everything from their Failbook and Twatter. Several people were deeply offended by this and started nerd raging online about Ian. They then went on to say how they really, really, really wanted to publicly castrate him without anesthetic and then hang him from the nearest lampost and then smile as he writhes in pain. Apparently, because they are always right. You can rape adults, which they want for him in prison, but raping adults is extremely different from raping children and babies. You learn something new everyday.
YouTube
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Gallery
See also
- Child porn
- Pedophile
- Wales
- Rape
- Sex
- Bestiality
- Child abuse
- Asking for it
- Disgusting
- Prison rape
- Pedobear
- Blood on the Dance Floor
- Babyfuck
- Jimmy Savile
External links
- A butthurt article made by a bitch who can't spell
- A Britfag judge's document on Ian Wantkids
- Wikipedia article on Ian Watkins
- Wikipedia article on the Lostprophets
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