Sergey Brin

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WHERE'S MY FORESKIN

Sergay Mikhaylovich Brin is one of the wealthiest people on earth, so of course he's a Jew. Like most Heeb pussies, Sergey and his parents escaped from Mudder Russia in 1979, because of the butthurt being administered by those shit-eating Russkie child molesters.

Losers

Ask his сука старая what kind of kid he was. Oops, sorry, deleted. So they ended up in Maryland, and little Serg, being a soooper Aspie genius who likes to dress up as a girl or a loser, promptly read 200 books, then dropped out of high school, went to Stanford and bragged about all the books he read, which he actually didn't. (They preserved his student website, as a warning.)

How Google was shat out

He and Larry Page, BFF and fellow sucker of used buttplugs, took the web indexing algorithm they invented as Stanford students and installed it on a pile of cheap motherboards in the garage of their friend and loose dick-snuffler Susan Wojcicki. Because they are precious and twee and they liek mudkips, they called it a really stupid and annoying name, "Google"; so people would think they were lesbians.

Where they kept the foreskins and the пизде́ц

They went around lying to venture capitalists, who threw money at them after the bukakke. Then they turned it into a "real company", which they had to cut a "deal" with Stanford for, because hey, "you used our computers to develop your software, suck our clits". To this fucking day, there's two Stanford bigshits on Google's board of directors: John Hennessy, the president of Stanford, and Ram Shriram, a Stanford director. They hired Susan, they hired her sister, they hired smart people and started fucking them over, after forcing them to sign the worst NDA ever written. There's no better way to build a giant corporation than by assraping stupid young coders. 1337.

Now they're the #1 search engine and the world's biggest advertising company. Made $66 billion in 2014. Little Sergey can buy your ass and smoke it, though he seems to prefer the telephone-pole sized black cawks. дрочиться.

иди в пизду

He married Susan's sister Anne in 2007. Supposedly they swam out to a sandbar in the Bahamas and had the ceremony there. Good way to keep the fat old parents away. Then everybody humped a dolphin. (Far as you know. Maybe it was a fat Ukrainian whore in a dolphin suit.)

Jewgolds

Little Sergey the Magic Wrestler and his wife started a "foundation" with truckloads of cash he had lying around the house. Couldn't use it as asswipe because there was too much, so they gave buckets and buckets of money to people they liked/wanted to manipulate. They gave millions to Wikipedia, they gave hundreds of millions to Parkinson's researchers (might be because his mother is showing signs of Parkinson's, meaning Sergey will probably develop it someday, everything Sergey does is selfish), they ran around buying companies and making them "disappear".

They helped get Creative Commons started, so they could own Larry Lessig's soul and use it as a snotrag. Larry has his tongue buried so deeply in Serg's ass that Jimbo Wales was called to yank it out. Without money from The Goog, Creative Commons and the EFF and TOW might not exist today. Hackers and nerds are fucking stupid if they think those outfits exist to "help people". They also exist to help The Mighty Goog in its neverending ass-quest to weaken copyright. Goog depends on copyright abuse for a chunk of its revenue. Goog's little cock-toy YouTube would have been pulled down by the Feds long ago if Serg and Larry hadn't started spending millions on lobbying and dirty tricks. [1][2][3] Since the entertainment world is in favor of stronger copyright laws and is fulla Jews, it's a Heeb vs. Heeb smackdown! Gotta chew off those foreskins!

Anne started a company called 23andme, that was going to sell cheap DNA testing to poor people. The FDA objected, lol. Gotta do something with all that Jew gold they cocksucked out of American business.

PANTIES

Anne kicks him to the toilet

In 2013 Anne discovered that her dear, sweet little Sergey had been fucking a Google employee, a Chew named Amanda Rosenberg. So, divorce, after only six years of marriage and two children, who were immediately fed to Larry Page. He's still shitting them out. Oh the lulz.

Many lulz were had in the repeated creation, deletion and and desperate attempt to defend the existance of an article on Amanda Rosenberg on TOW. Fortunately the trainwreck was restored in all its glory by its loser creator Geo Swan ("one of Wikipedia's 800 most active losers") on the loserpedia, Baleeted:Amanda Rosenberg.

hellspawn and lunch

It says right here

In his Wikipedia bio, which is watched for him by Wikipedia administrators: "Brin is a supporter of lab-grown meat and kite-energy systems.[55][56]" They forgot to mention the buttplugs. It also barely mentions the collapse of his marriage and says fuck-all about his philandering, a whole lot of lulz that we aren't supposed to know about.

He must be a dick-eater. It says here that he wears Crocs to "business meetings". Sergey and the Zuck, lol. How does it feel to be at the center of a sweaty and smelly Heeb-nerd sandwich, Keira?

No foreskins here

Bullshit he says

“   "Obviously everyone wants to be successful, but I want to be looked back on as being very innovative, very trusted and ethical and ultimately making a big difference in the world."   „     —"You always hear the phrase, money doesn't buy you happiness. But I always in the back of my mind figured a lot of money will buy you a little bit of happiness. But it's not really true. I got a new car because the old one's lease expired."     “   "If Google Books is successful, others will follow." (It wasn't lolol.)   „     —"ëб твою мать пе́дик shitcock" Previous Quote | Next Quote

COPYRIGHT-FREE VAGS FOR EVERYONE

Videos

how awesome Google Glass is

"comic relief"

russian lol

someone dumps sperm on L&S

his ex-bitch

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The standard size of appliance found at the Brin home(s)

See also

• In Soviet Russia, foreskin eats you!
• Android
• ChaCha
• Chrome
• Cloaking
• Gizoogle
• Google Killer
• Googlesux
• Google Ultron
• Googlewhacking
• "Just Google It"
• kgb
• dick
• The Church of Google

External links

• The little shit had a Blogspot blog which was abandoned in 2010 after saying almost nothing.
• He updates his Google+ more often. Yes, he uses a Google Glass (lol defunct project) to take all those photos. So much fael.
• Lots of ass-suckery written about him
• Quora

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