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[[File:JCPs_son.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Joe's "rivalry" with Alex in a nutshell.]]
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'''Joe Crusher Pickles''' (better known as '''letmerok''') is a special kind of retard. He's a weeaboo, a babyfur who's obsessed with seeing characters from ''Jewelpet'' in diapers, and a [[pedophile|lolicon and hentai fanatic]] in his early 30's who thinks he has what it takes to become a [[troll|part of the rest of the Internet]]. Unfortunately, whatever [[unrealistic expectations|valuable potential he had]] was thrown right out the window, thanks to his ever-growing obsession with a sperg nobody cares about.
'''Joe Crusher Pickles''' (better known as '''letmerok''') is a special kind of retard. He's a weeaboo, a babyfur who's obsessed with seeing characters from ''Jewelpet'' in diapers, and a [[pedophile|hentai fanatic]] in his early 30's who thinks he has what it takes to become a [[troll|part of the rest of the Internet]]. Unfortunately, whatever [[unrealistic expectations|valuable potential he had]] was thrown right out the window, thanks to his ever-growing obsession with a sperg nobody cares about.


==Infancy==
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The sperg Joe obsesses over is a wannabe cartoon reviewer known as '''Alexander Cayford'''. Alex has been on the Internet for nearly a decade, and he started out as a typical expendable cartoon fanatic, populating all the [[youtube|popular]] [[deviantART|sperg]] [[fanfiction.net|hotspots]]. As far as his YouTube history goes, he started off making [[Spax3|anti 4Kids videos]] before he developed a hard-on for RebelTaxi and began making his own reviews. His reviews range anywhere between weird and bad, but overall, he's not interesting, at least not as interesting as Joe. You be the judge.
The sperg Joe obsesses over is a wannabe cartoon reviewer known as '''Alexander Cayford'''. Alex has been on the Internet for nearly a decade, and he started out as a typical expendable cartoon fanatic, populating all the [[youtube|popular]] [[deviantART|sperg]] [[fanfiction.net|hotspots]]. As far as his YouTube history goes, he started off making [[Spax3|anti 4Kids videos]] before he developed a hard-on for RebelTaxi and began making his own reviews. His reviews range anywhere between weird and bad, but overall, he's not interesting, at least not as interesting as Joe. You be the judge.


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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Secretly, Joe wants to plow Alex.
Joe's "rivalry" with Alex in a nutshell.

Joe Crusher Pickles (better known as letmerok) is a special kind of retard. He's a weeaboo, a babyfur who's obsessed with seeing characters from Jewelpet in diapers, and a hentai fanatic in his early 30's who thinks he has what it takes to become a part of the rest of the Internet. Unfortunately, whatever valuable potential he had was thrown right out the window, thanks to his ever-growing obsession with a sperg nobody cares about.

Infancy

Joe has been on the Internet since 2012, and even then he was so pathetic that he resorted to stealing artwork (primarily babyfur pictures) and selling them as prints. He attributed his sick fetish to his brother (whom is clearly fake) and whenever people called him out, he behaved like all spergs would in the face of criticism. It wasn't until he was called out over his bullshit, causing him to blank his entire gallery and claim to start anew.

The Boy Who Cried Sperg

Recently, Joe has formed an obsession with an expendable sperg, and he won't go a single day without making his hateboner clear for all to see. It's unknown why Joe would focus on someone nobody cares about, though it's likely he's attempting to detract attention from his sordid past. If you're a commentator on YouTube or if you simply make stuff like cringe compilations, don't be surprised if Joe fills your inbox with at least one request to make a video about the sperg. Upon comparing both spergs, you'd realize that Joe has higher potential than any new age sperg.

About the sperg

Joe's life.
This says a lot, actually.

The sperg Joe obsesses over is a wannabe cartoon reviewer known as Alexander Cayford. Alex has been on the Internet for nearly a decade, and he started out as a typical expendable cartoon fanatic, populating all the popular sperg hotspots. As far as his YouTube history goes, he started off making anti 4Kids videos before he developed a hard-on for RebelTaxi and began making his own reviews. His reviews range anywhere between weird and bad, but overall, he's not interesting, at least not as interesting as Joe. You be the judge.

When the video is more cringeworthy than the artwork, you'd better call it a day.

Quotes on letmerok's art thievery and general asshattery

Letmerok posting as "colboxthethird". Seriously, go read the whole thing.
   
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Pretty much the reason I don't to talk about this is due to I need to handle this matter myself. However this problem now escalates to a serious troll degree that I have no choice but to tell you what is seriously going on.

You see....we have a stubborn, stupid art thief here under the name letmerok who stole a TON of not-so-appropriate art (especially babyfur, UGH) and post it on his dA and Pixiv accounts. How do I know? Two of my commission pictures that were in my InkBunny account is stolen and posted them in his pixiv account.

The guy is a serious asshole. His gallery says it all: http://letmerok.deviantart.com/gallery/

Fortunately he uses them as an excuse to steal more art. And worse, uses the "Posted with permission" tagline, THAT IS NOT FUNNY! If you share your art, you must know you shouldn't steal and claim it as your own. And asking permission means you agree not to illegally distribute it.
 

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—Some furfag on Fur Affinity.

   
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Well as it happens, all week i've been pestered over and over by a certain colboxthethird, whom has been continuously rudely forcing requests for free art of some japanese Jewelpets onto me, and I am not joking when I had to tell the guy about 5 times, ever more aggressively that the answer was NO. Below was a typical response I received:

"well I heard that some people on deviantart like them, some ABDL artists sometimes draws them in diapers, and you would be the perfect guy to take a chance at it" "but I though you where going to say yes..... ......S**T! why do some cute ABDL artists just have to say no to some of the most cutest things from japan!? and besides *insert other artists here* never say no to jewelpets"

My responses went something like this:

"Frankly, no. you're very rude to be asking for free art in such a pushy way. Just because im the perfect one doesnt mean i want to draw stuff that YOU want from me. If you have the nerve to tell artists what they should be drawing, back it up with some money or have the courtesy to listen when people tell you know the first time so that I dont have to tell you a SECOND time. I cannot just magic up art out of my ass if thats what you think. Are you even sure what you're asking? 10 pictures FREE! It takes me over an hour to make just one of these and I actually have a life with other work i need to get done. Stop being a rude greedy person and rethink the way you approach artists. We are not slaves that will draw whatever you want free of charge just because we are 'perfect' for it."

Anyway, a certain comment from ConejoBlanco on that image revealed that this 'Colboxthethird' is actually our Letmerok, from dA. I obviously cannot prove if this is true or not, but i'm willing to believe it based on the d*ck-like behaviour on both accounts.
 

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—Source

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See also

  • Clay Claymore - Badgered him to make videos on Alexander Cayford.
  • GurigorloX - Made a much better cringe compilation on Alex, and even he's sick of Joe.
  • LeafyIsHere - Both suck at what they do so of course Joe is inspired by him.
  • Pyrocynical - Even Pyro inspires him.
  • Keemstar - Both have a hate-boner for a guy named Alex.

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