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''' | '''Brit/pol/''' or '''BritPol''' is a cancerous containment thread on [[8chan]]'s /pol/ board where Britfags post their [[shit no one cares about|political arguments]] regarding their country's government. | ||
Its major feature is its [[tryhard|persistance]] | Its major feature is its [[tryhard|persistance]], having a continuous run of threads numbered from #1 to [[Over_9000|over #1000]] as of June 2016. Of course, no one has ever bothered to archive these threads because this is an impossible feat to do on the internet and [[garbage|no one wants to read them anyway]]. | ||
Though tempting to compare this tenacity to a cancer, cancers grow and Brit/pol/ has largely been the same assortment of tripfags, NEETS, and closet normies since its inception after the mass migration from [[M00t's_GamerGate_Sellout|halfchan]]'s /pol/ in 2014. | |||
Brit/pol/ is not to be confused with threads of the same name found on halfchan, as by virtue of being on [[M00t's_GamerGate_Sellout|halfchan]] are never read by anyone interested in politics. | |||
== What gets posted there== | |||
No politics gets posted on Brit/pol/. Mods of the site clearly use it as a containment thread so the rest of /pol/ can be an [[Alt-right]] safespace and focus on the big issues like "does Trump love our greatest ally?" and "how much does Trump love our greatest ally?" | |||
Instead, a heavy regimen of [[Natalia_Poklonskaya|mummyposting]], Carswell [[Black_chicks|civic nationalism]], and general bantz constantly peppered by images of [[UKIP|Nigel Farage Drinking Ale In A Traditional English Public House]]. | |||
[[internet_famous|Ecelebs]] have taken notice of the steady supply of empty minds and have pandered to the thread creating a deafening feedback loop of [[heaven|WOGS OUT]]. | |||
==Owen Jones== | ==Owen Jones== | ||
[[File:Owen jones leather fetish club.jpg|thumb]] | [[File:Owen jones leather fetish club.jpg|thumb]] | ||
[[Image:owenjones1.jpg|thumb|Some unusually competent OC starring the everpopular Owen Jones]] | [[Image:owenjones1.jpg|thumb|Some unusually competent OC starring the everpopular Owen Jones]] | ||
[[Image:owenjones2.jpg|thumb|Owen Jones spending literally hours regretting having such a docile fanbase]] | |||
The board has been highly successful in trolling left-wing pundits at [[Guardian|The Guardian]], who are actually desperate for the attention and no doubt appreciate the fuel for their [[social_justice|proto-commie bullshit]]. | The board has been highly successful in trolling left-wing pundits at [[Guardian|The Guardian]], who are actually desperate for the attention and no doubt appreciate the fuel for their [[social_justice|proto-commie bullshit]]. | ||
Their | Their favourite [[gay|cosmopolitan liberal]] pundit is Owen Jones, an 8-year old trapped in a 12-year-old's body. Like all pundits, Jones is a hack who tells his audience half-truths and "just so" stories so they can maintain unaltered opinions despite mountains of evidence to the contrary. This makes his already gullible audience readily [[stupid|trollable]]. | ||
In the run-up to the [[scam|EU referendum]] an anon who is handy with a guitar wrote a [[flame war|charming song]] calling Jones some naughty names. Jones posted this song in full on his [[twitter]] feed because victimhood is currency.This anon will probably end up in prison due to Britain's hate speech laws. [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gTN4Gh2Kc5g FOR THE BANTZ.] | In the run-up to the [[scam|EU referendum]] an anon who is handy with a guitar wrote a [[flame war|charming song]] calling Jones some naughty names. Jones posted this song in full on his [[twitter]] feed because victimhood is currency.This anon will probably end up in prison due to Britain's hate speech laws. [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gTN4Gh2Kc5g FOR THE BANTZ.] | ||
==European Union== | ==European Union== | ||
Deciding that there are too many attractive [[hawt|Polish women]] coming to the UK, Brit/pol/ has adopted a pro-[[Brexit]] stance to help increase the number of Indian, Chinese and Nigerian workers coming to pay taxes for their dole. | Deciding that there are too many attractive [[hawt|Polish women]] coming to the UK, Brit/pol/ has adopted a pro-[[Brexit]] stance to help increase the number of Indian, Chinese and Nigerian workers coming to pay taxes for their dole. | ||
On the eve of the referendum, Queen Elizabeth II poured a pint of Princess Diana's blood over the Alter of [[Kek]] as Prince Philip flayed the house darkie with a cat-o-nine-tails. That is the only explanation that can account for Brexit actually being voted in. It was a jarring experience for most on the board, as they actual held the majority opinion for once. This led to spamming " | On the eve of the referendum, Queen Elizabeth II poured a pint of Princess Diana's blood over the Alter of [[Kek]] as Prince Philip flayed the house darkie with a cat-o-nine-tails. That is the only explanation that can account for [[Brexit|Brexit actually being voted in]]. It was a jarring experience for most on the board, as they actual held the majority opinion for once. This led to spamming "RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY" and generally embracing our [[lonely|Splendid Isolation]]. | ||
==Gords== | ==Gords== | ||
[[Image:Gordonjahans.png|thumb|Listening to Gords talking is a sobering experience and not for those with anything better to do]] | |||
{{quote|Every morning I check to see if Gords has made any videos, immediately downvote them, then watch for 15 seconds. Every time my decision is vindicated.}} | {{quote|Every morning I check to see if Gords has made any videos, immediately downvote them, then watch for 15 seconds. Every time my decision is vindicated.}} | ||
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[https://www.facebook.com/Farshnuke/posts/10153518992627924 Gordon has been dumped by his bf and his life is in our hands.] | [https://www.facebook.com/Farshnuke/posts/10153518992627924 Gordon has been dumped by his bf and his life is in our hands.] | ||
== | ==Who posts there== | ||
Holy shit, talk about [[tripfag]]s. | |||
There is a common cycle that happens with tripfags on Brit/pol/ | |||
# Anon makes around fifty threads, and thinks the people whom they are chatting with are their "friends". | # Anon makes around fifty threads, and thinks the people whom they are chatting with are their "friends". | ||
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For some reason, not understood by God, Science, or anyone in the threads, people from outside the UK post in Brit/pol/. They think is is amazing andthey keep fucking going on about how they don't live in the UK. This is the international version of [[Tits_or_gtfo|girlposting]] and results in anon being buttblasted that no one cares that they aren't British. | For some reason, not understood by God, Science, or anyone in the threads, people from outside the UK post in Brit/pol/. They think is is amazing andthey keep fucking going on about how they don't live in the UK. This is the international version of [[Tits_or_gtfo|girlposting]] and results in anon being buttblasted that no one cares that they aren't British. | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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* [https://8ch.net/britpol/index.html .8ch /britpol/] | * [https://8ch.net/britpol/index.html .8ch /britpol/] | ||
* [https://8ch.net/politics/index.html .8ch /index/] | * [https://8ch.net/politics/index.html .8ch /index/] | ||
{{Politics}} | {{Politics}} | ||
{{Chans}} | {{Chans}} | ||
{{BNA}} | |||
Revision as of 07:47, 26 August 2016
Brit/pol/ or BritPol is a cancerous containment thread on 8chan's /pol/ board where Britfags post their political arguments regarding their country's government.
Its major feature is its persistance, having a continuous run of threads numbered from #1 to over #1000 as of June 2016. Of course, no one has ever bothered to archive these threads because this is an impossible feat to do on the internet and no one wants to read them anyway. Though tempting to compare this tenacity to a cancer, cancers grow and Brit/pol/ has largely been the same assortment of tripfags, NEETS, and closet normies since its inception after the mass migration from halfchan's /pol/ in 2014.
Brit/pol/ is not to be confused with threads of the same name found on halfchan, as by virtue of being on halfchan are never read by anyone interested in politics.
What gets posted there
No politics gets posted on Brit/pol/. Mods of the site clearly use it as a containment thread so the rest of /pol/ can be an Alt-right safespace and focus on the big issues like "does Trump love our greatest ally?" and "how much does Trump love our greatest ally?"
Instead, a heavy regimen of mummyposting, Carswell civic nationalism, and general bantz constantly peppered by images of Nigel Farage Drinking Ale In A Traditional English Public House.
Ecelebs have taken notice of the steady supply of empty minds and have pandered to the thread creating a deafening feedback loop of WOGS OUT.
Owen Jones
The board has been highly successful in trolling left-wing pundits at The Guardian, who are actually desperate for the attention and no doubt appreciate the fuel for their proto-commie bullshit.
Their favourite cosmopolitan liberal pundit is Owen Jones, an 8-year old trapped in a 12-year-old's body. Like all pundits, Jones is a hack who tells his audience half-truths and "just so" stories so they can maintain unaltered opinions despite mountains of evidence to the contrary. This makes his already gullible audience readily trollable.
In the run-up to the EU referendum an anon who is handy with a guitar wrote a charming song calling Jones some naughty names. Jones posted this song in full on his twitter feed because victimhood is currency.This anon will probably end up in prison due to Britain's hate speech laws. FOR THE BANTZ.
European Union
Deciding that there are too many attractive Polish women coming to the UK, Brit/pol/ has adopted a pro-Brexit stance to help increase the number of Indian, Chinese and Nigerian workers coming to pay taxes for their dole.
On the eve of the referendum, Queen Elizabeth II poured a pint of Princess Diana's blood over the Alter of Kek as Prince Philip flayed the house darkie with a cat-o-nine-tails. That is the only explanation that can account for Brexit actually being voted in. It was a jarring experience for most on the board, as they actual held the majority opinion for once. This led to spamming "RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY" and generally embracing our Splendid Isolation.
Gords
What can be said about Alexander Gordon Jahans that hasn't already been said about cot death? His balls never dropped, his family life sucks, he comments freely about his micropenis. You'd think that all this would garner some sympathy, but he has instead decided to become a left-wing pundit posting videos 1-2 hours long talking about shit he has no idea about.
On good days, he hides his wank tissues before recording his videos. He owns three t-shirts. He wears them one month at a time.
Gordon has been dumped by his bf and his life is in our hands.
Who posts there
Holy shit, talk about tripfags. There is a common cycle that happens with tripfags on Brit/pol/
- Anon makes around fifty threads, and thinks the people whom they are chatting with are their "friends".
- Adopts a trip.
- Posts a picture of themselves.
- Ends up bullied by everyone for their stupidity.
- Comes back as another anon and says "I miss that tripfag".
The common anon is a NEET, probably white or wishes they were, probably stupid but thinks they are smart, always talks about the demise of the white race but has no children and never will.
For some reason, not understood by God, Science, or anyone in the threads, people from outside the UK post in Brit/pol/. They think is is amazing andthey keep fucking going on about how they don't live in the UK. This is the international version of girlposting and results in anon being buttblasted that no one cares that they aren't British.
See Also
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