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'''Mathematics''' or '''math''' (from the [[UK|English]] '''''maffs''''') is a tired old [[old meme]]. | '''Mathematics''' or '''math''' (from the [[UK|English]] '''''maffs''''') is a tired old [[old meme]]. Everyone was [[Socrates|born with preternatural knowledge of math]], and can achieve pinnacles of brilliance even while sleeping. It has numerous numbers in it, unique squiggly symbols and significant irrational actors. It is suggested that mathematics not be attempted under the influence, as [[facepalm|it is difficult to drink and derive at the same time]]. | ||
Math, like breathing, needs to be done at all times. The difference being that math is no fucking fun to do. | Math, like breathing, needs to be done at all times. The difference being that math is no fucking fun to do. | ||
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== With mathematics you can == | == With mathematics you can == | ||
[[File:Batman-calc.jpg|thumb|right|Using math to find [[Batman]].]] | |||
* Recreate [[dinosaurs|Jurassic Park]]. | * Recreate [[dinosaurs|Jurassic Park]]. | ||
* Hack [[the Matrix]] | * Hack [[the Matrix]] | ||
* [[Time travel | Travel back in time]], to become [[Futurama|your own | * [[Time travel | Travel back in time]], to become [[Futurama|your own grandfather]]. | ||
* Measure your [[penis]] and/or [[vagina]]. | * Measure your [[penis]] and/or [[vagina]]. | ||
* Work in a fish and chip shop and give the incorrect change to customers. | * Work in a fish and chip shop and give the incorrect change to customers. | ||
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==How to Troll [[aspies|Mathematicians]] on the [[B|Internet]]== | ==How to Troll [[aspies|Mathematicians]] on the [[B|Internet]]== | ||
* 1 | [[File:Bbq21.jpg|thumb|right|Match can be used for [[troll|evil]].]] | ||
**Say that .99999... is a [[LOL WUT|increasing number]] that never reaches one | * 1 ≠ .99999... | ||
* 0^0 | ** Say that .99999... is a [[LOL WUT|increasing number]] that never reaches one | ||
* 0! | * 0^0 ≠ 1 | ||
* 0! ≠ 1 | |||
* Give some proof that two different numbers are equal to each other | * Give some proof that two different numbers are equal to each other | ||
**Don't be afraid to divide by zero! | ** Don't be afraid to divide by zero! | ||
* 0/0 is everything. [[Where is your God now?]] | * 0/0 is everything. [[Where is your God now?]] | ||
* boob + boob = boobs | * boob + boob = boobs Therefore s = 2 | ||
* Claim that the ability to have [[Theoretical Physics|equal amounts of hot dogs to buns]] is impossible | * Claim that the ability to have [[Theoretical Physics|equal amounts of hot dogs to buns]] is impossible | ||
* Let epsilon < 0 | * Let epsilon < 0 | ||
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== Rigorous Rules of the Internet == | == Rigorous Rules of the Internet == | ||
===Axioms=== | ===Axioms=== | ||
*Do not talk about [[b|/b/]] (Rule 1) | * Do not talk about [[b|/b/]] (Rule 1) | ||
*Do [[Caps lock|NOT]] talk about /b/ (Rule 2) | * Do [[Caps lock|NOT]] talk about /b/ (Rule 2) | ||
*We are [[Anonymous]]. (Rule 3) | * We are [[Anonymous]]. (Rule 3) | ||
*[[Hackers on Steroids|Anonymous is Legion]]. (Rule 4) | * [[Hackers on Steroids|Anonymous is Legion]]. (Rule 4) | ||
*Anonymous never [[Internet Hate Machine|forgives]]. (Rule 5) | * Anonymous never [[Internet Hate Machine|forgives]]. (Rule 5) | ||
*Anonymous is still able to [[spam|deliver]] (Rule 7) | * Anonymous is still able to [[spam|deliver]] (Rule 7) | ||
*Arguing with [[Troll]] ≡ Troll is [[winrar|WINNAR]]. (Rule 14) | * Arguing with [[Troll]] ≡ Troll is [[winrar|WINNAR]]. (Rule 14) | ||
*[[Copypasta]] is made to [[rape|ruin]] every last bit of [[original content|originality]] (Rule 22) | * [[Copypasta]] is made to [[rape|ruin]] every last bit of [[original content|originality]] (Rule 22) | ||
([[PROTIP]]: any proof involving Rule 1, 2 or 3 is automatically a [[Divide by zero|contradiction]], leave them alone) | ([[PROTIP]]: any proof involving Rule 1, 2 or 3 is automatically a [[Divide by zero|contradiction]], leave them alone) | ||
===Set Theory=== | ===Set Theory=== | ||
*{Girls} ∩ {People on the Internet} = [[nothing|∅]]. (Rule 30) | * {Girls} ∩ {People on the Internet} = [[nothing|∅]]. (Rule 30) | ||
*{girls on the internet} ⊂ {men on the internet}. (Rule 29 (a), logically equivalent to Rule 30) | * {girls on the internet} ⊂ {men on the internet}. (Rule 29 (a), logically equivalent to Rule 30) | ||
*{underageB&s on the internet} ⊂ {undercover [[The Man|FBI agents]]} ∪ {[[Chris Hansen]]}. (Rule 29 (b) w/ Chris Hansen) | * {underageB&s on the internet} ⊂ {undercover [[The Man|FBI agents]]} ∪ {[[Chris Hansen]]}. (Rule 29 (b) w/ Chris Hansen) | ||
*{things that exist} ≡ {things that have [[pr0n|pornography]] about it}. [[Rule 34]] | * {things that exist} ≡ {things that have [[pr0n|pornography]] about it}. [[Rule 34]] | ||
*{X: X is sacred} ≡ ∅. (Rule 42) | * {X: X is sacred} ≡ ∅. (Rule 42) | ||
*{things to be taken seriously} ≡ ∅. (Rule 20) | * {things to be taken seriously} ≡ ∅. (Rule 20) | ||
*∀ X: X ∈ [[copypasta|{reposts}]], X ∈ {reposts of reposts}. (Rule 24) | * ∀ X: X ∈ [[copypasta|{reposts}]], X ∈ {reposts of reposts}. (Rule 24) | ||
*Anonymous ∈ {horrible, uncaring monsters} (Rule 6) | * Anonymous ∈ {horrible, uncaring monsters} (Rule 6) | ||
*{rules about posting} ⊄ {real rules} (Rule 8) | * {rules about posting} ⊄ {real rules} (Rule 8) | ||
*{rules about moderation} ⊄ {[[Banhammer|real rules]]} (Rule 9) | * {rules about moderation} ⊄ {[[Banhammer|real rules]]} (Rule 9) | ||
*{things you can say} ⊂ {things that can be altered} (Rule 13) | * {things you can say} ⊂ {things that can be altered} (Rule 13) | ||
===Conditionals=== | ===Conditionals=== | ||
*X exists ⇒ X has porn ∨ [[Sick Fuck|Porn containing X]] has yet to be made (can be taken as an [[Rule 34|Axiom]]). | * X exists ⇒ X has porn ∨ [[Sick Fuck|Porn containing X]] has yet to be made (can be taken as an [[Rule 34|Axiom]]). | ||
*X claims to be a Girl ⇒ X is a man (corollary of: ¬ ∃ Girls on the internet). (Rule 30) | * X claims to be a Girl ⇒ X is a man (corollary of: ¬ ∃ Girls on the internet). (Rule 30) | ||
*X claims to be an underageB& ⇒ X is a FBI agent ∨ X is [[Chris Hansen]]. (Rule 29 (b) w/ Chris Hansen) | * X claims to be an underageB& ⇒ X is a FBI agent ∨ X is [[Chris Hansen]]. (Rule 29 (b) w/ Chris Hansen) | ||
*X is to be talked about ⇒ X is not /b/. (Rules 1 & 2) | * X is to be talked about ⇒ X is not /b/. (Rules 1 & 2) | ||
*X is a repost ⇒ X is a repost of a repost. (Rule 24) | * X is a repost ⇒ X is a repost of a repost. (Rule 24) | ||
*X is fucked up ⇒ ∃ Y more fucked up than X. (Rule 36) | * X is fucked up ⇒ ∃ Y more fucked up than X. (Rule 36) | ||
*Let P be the proposition: You like rival sites. P ⇒ ¬P (Rule 10, See also: [[Divide by zero|Paradox]]) | * Let P be the proposition: You like rival sites. P ⇒ ¬P (Rule 10, See also: [[Divide by zero|Paradox]]) | ||
*∀X: X is a carefully picked argument of yours ⇒ X can be easily ignored. (Rule 11) | * ∀X: X is a carefully picked argument of yours ⇒ X can be easily ignored. (Rule 11) | ||
*∀X: X is something you say ⇒ X can be used [[Powerword|against you]]. (Rule 12) | * ∀X: X is something you say ⇒ X can be used [[Powerword|against you]]. (Rule 12) | ||
*∀X: X can be labeled ⇒ X can be hated. (Rule 18) | * ∀X: X can be labeled ⇒ X can be hated. (Rule 18) | ||
*Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality (Rule 23) | * Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality (Rule 23) | ||
**Proof of Rule 23: Given that Rule 22 is true. Rule 23 = Rule 22. ∴ Rule 23 is true. [[Where is your God now?|QED]]. | ** Proof of Rule 23: Given that Rule 22 is true. Rule 23 = Rule 22. ∴ Rule 23 is true. [[Where is your God now?|QED]]. | ||
===General Theorems=== | ===General Theorems=== | ||
*[[Divide by zero|Division by Zero]] is not possible/defined. (Rule 37) (Unless: k/0 = 0, if k = 0 -> 0*0 = 0! [[Win|Solved!]]) | * [[Divide by zero|Division by Zero]] is not possible/defined. (Rule 37) (Unless: k/0 = 0, if k = 0 -> 0*0 = 0! [[Win|Solved!]]) | ||
*[[GTFO|TITS ∨ GTFO]]. (Rule 31) | * [[GTFO|TITS ∨ GTFO]]. (Rule 31) | ||
*How [[penis|hard]] you try ∝ how hard you [[fail]]. (Rule 15) | * How [[penis|hard]] you try ∝ how hard you [[fail]]. (Rule 15) | ||
*An object's beauty/pureness ∝ satisfaction attained by it's [[34|corruption]]. (Rule 43) | * An object's beauty/pureness ∝ satisfaction attained by it's [[34|corruption]]. (Rule 43) | ||
*As time → ∞, WIN → FAIL. (Rule 17) | * As time → ∞, WIN → FAIL. (Rule 17) | ||
*As FAIL → ∞, FAIL → EPIC FAIL. (Rule 16) | * As FAIL → ∞, FAIL → EPIC FAIL. (Rule 16) | ||
*As length N of thread T → ∞, P(∃ a post in T comparing somebody to [[Nazis]]/[[Hitler]] | N) = 1 ([[Godwin's Law]]) | * As length N of thread T → ∞, P(∃ a post in T comparing somebody to [[Nazis]]/[[Hitler]] | N) = 1 ([[Godwin's Law]]) | ||
*The time span of original content from birth to [[old meme]] << the total lifetime of a meme. (Rule 21) | * The time span of original content from birth to [[old meme]] << the total lifetime of a meme. (Rule 21) | ||
**One of the many theoretical predictions to be tested in the [[Large Hadron Collider]] | ** One of the many theoretical predictions to be tested in the [[Large Hadron Collider]] | ||
*Relevance to [[OP]] ∝ 1/n, where n is the number of posts in the thread. (Rule 25) | * Relevance to [[OP]] ∝ 1/n, where n is the number of posts in the thread. (Rule 25) | ||
**There is [[Wikipedia|evidence]] to suggest that Relevance to OP decreases exponentially: ∝ exp(-n) | ** There is [[Wikipedia|evidence]] to suggest that Relevance to OP decreases exponentially: ∝ exp(-n) | ||
*Your hate of [[Malcolm X|X]] ∝ Strength of X. (Rule 19) | * Your hate of [[Malcolm X|X]] ∝ Strength of X. (Rule 19) | ||
===Fur-analysis=== | ===Fur-analysis=== | ||
*{Furries} ⊂ {Bat Shit Insane People}. (conjecture, not yet a rule) | * {Furries} ⊂ {Bat Shit Insane People}. (conjecture, not yet a rule) | ||
* If X exists ⇒ ∃ Furry Porn with X (Rule 46) | * If X exists ⇒ ∃ Furry Porn with X (Rule 46) | ||
*{Furries} ∩ {Pedos} ≡ {Cub Artists} | * {Furries} ∩ {Pedos} ≡ {Cub Artists} | ||
*{Furries} ⊂ {[[Shit nobody cares about|Srs business]]} | * {Furries} ⊂ {[[Shit nobody cares about|Srs business]]} | ||
*{Baby Furs} ⊂ {Furries} ⊂ {Bat Shit Insane} [see fig (1)] | * {[[Baby Furs]]} ⊂ {[[Furries]]} ⊂ {Bat Shit Insane} [see fig (1)] | ||
**{Furries} ∩ {Adult Babies} ≡ {Baby Furs} | ** {Furries} ∩ {Adult Babies} ≡ {Baby Furs} | ||
==Gallery== | == Gallery == | ||
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File:2+2=chicken.jpg|Niggers try to comprehend math. | |||
Image:Math dog.jpg | Image:Math dog.jpg | ||
Image:Bacon_-_Math.jpg | Image:Bacon_-_Math.jpg | ||
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</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
Image:TIMELULZ.JPG | Image:TIMELULZ.JPG | ||
Image:Howmanytrianglesstatic.GIF|'''Fuck you''', that's how many triangles. | Image:Howmanytrianglesstatic.GIF|'''Fuck you''', that's how many triangles. (941192) | ||
Image:Pacman=math.jpg | Image:Pacman=math.jpg | ||
Image:2plus2nigger.jpg|[[Niggers]] try hard to emulate the [[white]] man's skills at math. | Image:2plus2nigger.jpg|[[Niggers]] try hard to emulate the [[white]] man's skills at math. | ||
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Image:this-is-confusing.jpg|Best way to deal with hard math. | Image:this-is-confusing.jpg|Best way to deal with hard math. | ||
Image:Integration_gone_crazy.gif|DISREGARD THAT, CALCULUS SUCKS COCKS! [[shit nobody cares about|AND HE FORGOT THE +C!]] | Image:Integration_gone_crazy.gif|DISREGARD THAT, CALCULUS SUCKS COCKS! [[shit nobody cares about|AND HE FORGOT THE +C!]] | ||
File:FUCKMEASUREMENTS.jpg | |||
Image:Math_-_How_To_Do_It.jpg | Image:Math_-_How_To_Do_It.jpg | ||
File:Nigger Mathematics.jpg | |||
Image:Math_-_Majority.jpg | Image:Math_-_Majority.jpg | ||
</gallery> | File:Disappoint11.png|Geometry | ||
File:Algebraic topologists.png | |||
File:Azns_arent_funny.JPG | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
==Types of math== | ==Types of math== | ||
===Algebra=== | ===Algebra=== | ||
Algebra is the study of structures of groups. | Algebra is the study of structures of groups. It is the pointless part of number theory, and its only useful technology yielded is cryptography that allows [[You|pedos]] to trade CP on the internet without being caught. | ||
===Real Analysis=== | ===Real Analysis=== | ||
Ever want to prove patently obvious facts in rigorous gory detail? | Ever want to prove patently obvious facts in rigorous gory detail? Real analysis may be the branch of study for you! | ||
===Complex Analysis=== | ===Complex Analysis=== | ||
As if pontificating about what the different types of infinity are weren't navel-gazey enough, Complex Analysis deals with made-up numbers that don't exist (so-called "imaginary numbers"). | As if pontificating about what the different types of infinity are weren't navel-gazey enough, Complex Analysis deals with made-up numbers that don't exist (so-called "imaginary numbers"). Surprisingly, complex analysis has actual real world applications in control theory, so you can use it to engineer the control system for your automatic mobile fuck-sling, you [[sick fuck]]. | ||
===Calculus=== | ===Calculus=== | ||
By far the most useful and important branch of math, as well as the only branch worth learning, calculus is used by engineers to build structures, jet engines, turbines, supercomputers, and the rest of the trappings of the modern world. | By far the most useful and important branch of math, as well as the only branch worth learning, calculus is used by engineers to build structures, jet engines, turbines, supercomputers, and the rest of the trappings of the modern world. Meanwhile, pure mathematicians jerk each other off while writing down results of definitions they made up. Derivatives can be used to construct dynamical systems, which are often used by [[furry|furries]] to model animal populations. | ||
===Topology=== | ===Topology=== | ||
Topology is the study of shapes which, to the layman, means "topologists can turn a coffee cup into a donut lololol." | Topology is the study of shapes which, to the layman, means "topologists can turn a coffee cup into a donut lololol." Because topologists claim that [[women]] are homeomorphic to toroids, they often get off by sticking their dicks in donuts. Notable branches of topology include [[bondage|Knot Theory]] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairy_ball_theorem Hairy Ball Theorem]. Topologists are the original basement dwellers - the most famous topologist lives in his mom's basement and refused a million dollar prize. | ||
== See Also == | |||
* [[The Comprehensive Theory of Lulz]] | * [[The Comprehensive Theory of Lulz]] | ||
* [[Vandalize Every Equation]] | * [[Vandalize Every Equation]] | ||
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* [[Timecube]] | * [[Timecube]] | ||
* [[Pi]] | * [[Pi]] | ||
* [[Logic#External link|Kurt Gödel]] cased a shitton of [[butthurt]] among mathematians. | |||
*[[Viral math problem]] - How retards on the internet, specifically [[Failbook]] approach math. | |||
{{Language}} | {{Language}} | ||
{{science}} | {{science}} | ||
[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]] | [[Category:Drama-generating techniques]] | ||
[[Category:Numbers]] | [[Category:Numbers]] | ||
[[Category:Logic]] | |||
Latest revision as of 17:19, 6 March 2022
Mathematics or math (from the English maffs) is a tired old old meme. Everyone was born with preternatural knowledge of math, and can achieve pinnacles of brilliance even while sleeping. It has numerous numbers in it, unique squiggly symbols and significant irrational actors. It is suggested that mathematics not be attempted under the influence, as it is difficult to drink and derive at the same time. Math, like breathing, needs to be done at all times. The difference being that math is no fucking fun to do.
Math in the Middle Ages
Mathematics was invented by Muslims at least 100 years ago, back before the time of enlightenment, when the earth was ruled by level 60 barbarians.
In those days, mathematics were not only frowned upon, but was also proof of the devils influence on men. (For more on "devils influence" see Jews) This widespread belief that numbers were Satan's language is attributed by most lulztorians to the existence of mathemagicians. Mathemagicians were high level mages who cast numerical spells on the village people. Most were fed to lions. This caused great envy from Catholics. They saw this as the mathemagicians way of stealing their fire.
With mathematics you can
- Recreate Jurassic Park.
- Hack the Matrix
- Travel back in time, to become your own grandfather.
- Measure your penis and/or vagina.
- Work in a fish and chip shop and give the incorrect change to customers.
- Create an awesome webcomic
- Calculate the length of Longcat
- Cheat at Dungeons & Dragons.
- Pick up chicks
- Determine the chances of you losing your virginity (0%) to a farm animal (100%) (LOL WUT)
- End up crippled like Stephen Hawking.
- Become a mathalete.
- Compete in the Math Olympics.
- Write a line's or scatterplot's biography because it's so important.
- Hack the Gibson
- Calculate the circumference of your penis.
How to Troll Mathematicians on the Internet
- 1 ≠ .99999...
- Say that .99999... is a increasing number that never reaches one
- 0^0 ≠ 1
- 0! ≠ 1
- Give some proof that two different numbers are equal to each other
- Don't be afraid to divide by zero!
- 0/0 is everything. Where is your God now?
- boob + boob = boobs Therefore s = 2
- Claim that the ability to have equal amounts of hot dogs to buns is impossible
- Let epsilon < 0
PROTIP: Make a small image with your equation of choice, post this along with "Prove Me Wrong". Then just sit back and watch every pseudo-intellectual on /b/ rage.
Rigorous Rules of the Internet
Axioms
- Do not talk about /b/ (Rule 1)
- Do NOT talk about /b/ (Rule 2)
- We are Anonymous. (Rule 3)
- Anonymous is Legion. (Rule 4)
- Anonymous never forgives. (Rule 5)
- Anonymous is still able to deliver (Rule 7)
- Arguing with Troll ≡ Troll is WINNAR. (Rule 14)
- Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality (Rule 22)
(PROTIP: any proof involving Rule 1, 2 or 3 is automatically a contradiction, leave them alone)
Set Theory
- {Girls} ∩ {People on the Internet} = ∅. (Rule 30)
- {girls on the internet} ⊂ {men on the internet}. (Rule 29 (a), logically equivalent to Rule 30)
- {underageB&s on the internet} ⊂ {undercover FBI agents} ∪ {Chris Hansen}. (Rule 29 (b) w/ Chris Hansen)
- {things that exist} ≡ {things that have pornography about it}. Rule 34
- {X: X is sacred} ≡ ∅. (Rule 42)
- {things to be taken seriously} ≡ ∅. (Rule 20)
- ∀ X: X ∈ {reposts}, X ∈ {reposts of reposts}. (Rule 24)
- Anonymous ∈ {horrible, uncaring monsters} (Rule 6)
- {rules about posting} ⊄ {real rules} (Rule 8)
- {rules about moderation} ⊄ {real rules} (Rule 9)
- {things you can say} ⊂ {things that can be altered} (Rule 13)
Conditionals
- X exists ⇒ X has porn ∨ Porn containing X has yet to be made (can be taken as an Axiom).
- X claims to be a Girl ⇒ X is a man (corollary of: ¬ ∃ Girls on the internet). (Rule 30)
- X claims to be an underageB& ⇒ X is a FBI agent ∨ X is Chris Hansen. (Rule 29 (b) w/ Chris Hansen)
- X is to be talked about ⇒ X is not /b/. (Rules 1 & 2)
- X is a repost ⇒ X is a repost of a repost. (Rule 24)
- X is fucked up ⇒ ∃ Y more fucked up than X. (Rule 36)
- Let P be the proposition: You like rival sites. P ⇒ ¬P (Rule 10, See also: Paradox)
- ∀X: X is a carefully picked argument of yours ⇒ X can be easily ignored. (Rule 11)
- ∀X: X is something you say ⇒ X can be used against you. (Rule 12)
- ∀X: X can be labeled ⇒ X can be hated. (Rule 18)
- Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality (Rule 23)
- Proof of Rule 23: Given that Rule 22 is true. Rule 23 = Rule 22. ∴ Rule 23 is true. QED.
General Theorems
- Division by Zero is not possible/defined. (Rule 37) (Unless: k/0 = 0, if k = 0 -> 0*0 = 0! Solved!)
- TITS ∨ GTFO. (Rule 31)
- How hard you try ∝ how hard you fail. (Rule 15)
- An object's beauty/pureness ∝ satisfaction attained by it's corruption. (Rule 43)
- As time → ∞, WIN → FAIL. (Rule 17)
- As FAIL → ∞, FAIL → EPIC FAIL. (Rule 16)
- As length N of thread T → ∞, P(∃ a post in T comparing somebody to Nazis/Hitler | N) = 1 (Godwin's Law)
- The time span of original content from birth to old meme << the total lifetime of a meme. (Rule 21)
- One of the many theoretical predictions to be tested in the Large Hadron Collider
- Relevance to OP ∝ 1/n, where n is the number of posts in the thread. (Rule 25)
- There is evidence to suggest that Relevance to OP decreases exponentially: ∝ exp(-n)
- Your hate of X ∝ Strength of X. (Rule 19)
Fur-analysis
- {Furries} ⊂ {Bat Shit Insane People}. (conjecture, not yet a rule)
- If X exists ⇒ ∃ Furry Porn with X (Rule 46)
- {Furries} ∩ {Pedos} ≡ {Cub Artists}
- {Furries} ⊂ {Srs business}
- {Baby Furs} ⊂ {Furries} ⊂ {Bat Shit Insane} [see fig (1)]
- {Furries} ∩ {Adult Babies} ≡ {Baby Furs}
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Garfield solves some complex equations IRL -
Oh, surely I am not doing these radical expressions for nothing! Give me some real world examples! -
lolwut? -
A typical math problem -
Women are especially dumb when it comes to math. -
the correct answer to any math problem -
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DISREGARD THAT, CALCULUS SUCKS COCKS! AND HE FORGOT THE +C! -
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Types of math
Algebra
Algebra is the study of structures of groups. It is the pointless part of number theory, and its only useful technology yielded is cryptography that allows pedos to trade CP on the internet without being caught.
Real Analysis
Ever want to prove patently obvious facts in rigorous gory detail? Real analysis may be the branch of study for you!
Complex Analysis
As if pontificating about what the different types of infinity are weren't navel-gazey enough, Complex Analysis deals with made-up numbers that don't exist (so-called "imaginary numbers"). Surprisingly, complex analysis has actual real world applications in control theory, so you can use it to engineer the control system for your automatic mobile fuck-sling, you sick fuck.
Calculus
By far the most useful and important branch of math, as well as the only branch worth learning, calculus is used by engineers to build structures, jet engines, turbines, supercomputers, and the rest of the trappings of the modern world. Meanwhile, pure mathematicians jerk each other off while writing down results of definitions they made up. Derivatives can be used to construct dynamical systems, which are often used by furries to model animal populations.
Topology
Topology is the study of shapes which, to the layman, means "topologists can turn a coffee cup into a donut lololol." Because topologists claim that women are homeomorphic to toroids, they often get off by sticking their dicks in donuts. Notable branches of topology include Knot Theory and Hairy Ball Theorem. Topologists are the original basement dwellers - the most famous topologist lives in his mom's basement and refused a million dollar prize.
See Also
- The Comprehensive Theory of Lulz
- Vandalize Every Equation
- X Y is X
- Stephen Hawking.
- Prime Number Shitting Bear.
- Binary
- Timecube
- Pi
- Kurt Gödel cased a shitton of butthurt among mathematians.
- Viral math problem - How retards on the internet, specifically Failbook approach math.
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