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'''Black Friday''' was traditionally the Friday following [[Thanksgiving|Thanksgiving Thursday]], but as of 2011, [[Wal-Mart|Wallyworld]] decided to move it backward to 10:00 pm on Thanksgiving Thursday. | '''Black Friday''' was traditionally the Friday following [[Thanksgiving|Thanksgiving Thursday]], but as of 2011, [[Wal-Mart|Wallyworld]] decided to move it backward to 10:00 pm on Thanksgiving Thursday. | ||
Black Friday is the Friday after Thanksgiving. It is most popular for the human stampedes caused by | Black Friday is the Friday after Thanksgiving. It is most popular for the human stampedes caused by [[Nintendo Switch]]es in which the tradition is to trample at least 4 elderly women per Walmart in order to get a Nintendo before them. Occasionally moms fail to reach that coveted Switch before the other moms which results in such feelings as not getting to play video games right away. In America, this results in a high rate of going outside sometimes. A little known fact, it was created by the [[Jews]] as another scheme to get more golds. | ||
<center><youtube>dMH6d4Adm9U</youtube><br />'''Kill me.'''</center> | <center><youtube>dMH6d4Adm9U</youtube><br />'''Kill me.'''</center> | ||
==Customary Black Friday Activities== | ==Customary Black Friday Activities== | ||
[[File:Blackfriday.jpg|thumb|right|In stores now, leftists!]] | |||
As Black Friday was started by the groids, all Black Friday activities are modernized versions of customary activities in [[Africa|AIDSland]]. Such as: | As Black Friday was started by the groids, all Black Friday activities are modernized versions of customary activities in [[Africa|AIDSland]]. Such as: | ||
* Breaking down doors and window | * Breaking down doors and window | ||
* [http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2008448574_shop290.html Dancing on cops] | * [https://web.archive.org/web/20081202112512/http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2008448574_shop290.html Dancing on cops] | ||
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeSgBL7gpAk Dancing on niglets] | * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeSgBL7gpAk Dancing on niglets] | ||
* [[Looting|Grabbing expensive TVs]] | * [[Looting|Grabbing expensive TVs]] | ||
* [http://www.theepochtimes.com/n2/united-states/black-friday-marred-by-trampling-thefts-again-46580.html Hijacking cars] (see also [[GTA]]) | * [https://web.archive.org/web/20120303215029/http://www.theepochtimes.com/n2/united-states/black-friday-marred-by-trampling-thefts-again-46580.html Hijacking cars] (see also [[GTA]]) | ||
* [http://www.startribune.com/business/133803318.html Complaining about having to work] | * [http://www.startribune.com/business/133803318.html Complaining about having to work] | ||
* [http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/shoppers-nevada-new-jersey-killed-black-friday-article-1.2887072 Dying for bargains] | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Latest revision as of 11:05, 28 February 2022
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Black Friday was traditionally the Friday following Thanksgiving Thursday, but as of 2011, Wallyworld decided to move it backward to 10:00 pm on Thanksgiving Thursday.
Black Friday is the Friday after Thanksgiving. It is most popular for the human stampedes caused by Nintendo Switches in which the tradition is to trample at least 4 elderly women per Walmart in order to get a Nintendo before them. Occasionally moms fail to reach that coveted Switch before the other moms which results in such feelings as not getting to play video games right away. In America, this results in a high rate of going outside sometimes. A little known fact, it was created by the Jews as another scheme to get more golds.
Kill me.
Customary Black Friday Activities
As Black Friday was started by the groids, all Black Friday activities are modernized versions of customary activities in AIDSland. Such as:
- Breaking down doors and window
- Dancing on cops
- Dancing on niglets
- Grabbing expensive TVs
- Hijacking cars (see also GTA)
- Complaining about having to work
- Dying for bargains