Egalitarianism

Egalitarianism (or Humanism for the super special snowflakes) is a term used for people too cool to call themselves a feminist or an MRA. Egalitarians instead opt to "fight for both sides in the name of equality". Despite claiming to be champions of reasoning, common sense, and being against anything most 15 year old tumblr users post, the truth is, Egalitarians have very much in common with the Social Justice Warriors they hate, whom have become their mortal foe in the process, both lock heads in a debate of autism and suffer from a wild case of Unwarranted Self-Importance among other things. They can be found easily on tumblr with just a few searches with obnoxious and autistic URLs.

WE FITE FOR EQUALITY IN SHIET

Egalitarians in a sense are Social Justice Warriors in denial. Holding almost every value that they hold which includes circlejerking, getting offended by everything, falling for bait and obvious trolls, spending all day watching lame cartoons, and doxing people. In addition, they also have a superiority complex AND a Victim Complex. Many used to be former SJWs themselves or feminists, but still retain their autism and spastic behavior.

In the world of drama generated by Egalitarians on tumblr, they have proven popular with niggers, trannies, spics, Azns, lesbians, fags, and Special snowflakes who aren't as overtly autistic as SJWs. They'll typically claim URLs that will have the word or terms "Equality" or "Real-Social-Justice" in it and have avatars of Steven Universe. They will always remind people that they are in fact a Acesexual tranny nigger Attack Helicopter in the hopes of sucking it to the SJWs that it's not just white basement dwelling losers from reddit that are Egalitarians.

Like the rest of tumblr, the overwhelming majority of Egalitarians spend more time watching cartoons meant for people far younger for them than they do anything else. Their obsession with these cartoons shows in their blogs via URLs named after cartoon and anime characters and their avatars. Some notorious cartoons Egalitarians will viciously defend to the death include Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, My Little Pony, Rick and Morty, Adventure Time, RWBY, and Miraculous Ladybug.

Egalitarians on tumblr

The large and overwhelming presence of Egalitarians on tumblr is noticeable. They've grown into a large, collective hivemind since the rise of Social Justice on tumblr. Despite all their claims to being against Social Justice, they still act like them and have grown to coin new terms like "Don't be so anti-SJW that you're againist Social Justice and Equality". They still retain the incompetent and ignorant behavior of feminists and Social Justice Warriors, but with far more autism and an equally low level of critical thinking.

Egalitarians vs Feminists

From the very day feminism became a popular subject and talking point on tumblr, Egalitarians have popped up to attempt to counter their arguments. Despite the fact that the overwhelming majority of people worldwide don't buy into feminism, it's almost like news to Egalitarians that they can disagree with feminists. Feminists in return try and counter Egalitarians by stating that feminism and egalitarianism are the same thing, which to the dismay of egalitarians, angers them which results in flamewars that can last well over a week and ends with either abuse of the block feature or deactivation of their account by either sides. Some feminists even claim to be "critical" of modern feminism and side with the Egalitarians on many arguments. As stated, a common trait of the Egalitarians is the reliance on more popular Egalitarian blogs to do the arguing for them, which just brings more autism to the table.

Egalitarians vs Men's Rights Advocates

Unlike feminists, Egalitarians and MRAs seem to have an alliance of some sort when it comes to arguing with feminists. Many MRAs tend to call themselves Egalitarians in order to dodge criticism by feminists, but wind up making themselves look even more autistic and full of themselves. Some MRAs tend to be critical of Egalitarianism as a whole stating that it's an outdated principle or refuse to even side with or interact with the ideology due to its deep connections to political correctness and Cultural Marxism.

Egalitarians vs Return of Kings

Return of Kings is staunchly anti-egalitarian and are a boogeyman of egalitarians everywhere. They'll tend to claim that MRAs and RoK is not the same thing in arguments when cornered by feminists. Roosh V himself has even displayed disdain for Egalitarians. Despite the obvious disdain both have for each other, feminists, in their usual autistic and spastic behavior and narrow-minded view of the world, thinks that they're both buttbuddies and support each other.

	“	If you take on a bigger lie, such as your age, you now have to change many aspects of your personal anecdotes so that the lie is not exposed. You also have to hide forms of identification from her in case she sees your birth date. If you lie about something bigger, such as your first name, you have to hide even your credit cards and tell all your friends to use a different name when she’s around. The bigger the lie, the more work you must do to sustain it, and the more costly the fallout when it’s exposed. The big lie in the West is egalitarianism. Women and men are equal Heterosexuals and homosexuals are equal All races are equal The immigrant population is equal to the native-born population Everyone is equal, and if one group doesn’t appear equal, it’s because they’re being oppressed by another group Concealing the lie of egalitarianism requires artificial cosmetics in every facet of Western life. The media must not report on incidents that show sex or race differences. The government must construct laws and policy to help “equalize” the sexes, which means demoting heterosexual men as second-class citizens. Public schools and universities must spread propaganda to give an intellectual basis for the big lie that ends up being dismantled by the work of a few dozen dedicated bloggers.	„
	—Roosh and his disdain for Egalitarianism.

Popular Egalitarian blogs on tumblr

Due to their large community and equally large following, many Egalitarian blogs have sprung up over the past few years in their common sense crusade to help educate tumblr.

Takashi0

A ponycuck who gets triggered whenever you insult his favorite cartoons, along with having the mercy of being banned by the staff briefly before his unwelcome return. He's a self proclaimed "salt miner" who looks for posts made by edgy 14 year olds in the hopes of trying to "educate them" all while coming off as a gigantic douche nozzle. Despite his hatred for Social Justice Warriors, he gets easily offended when you insult My Little Pony in typical brony fashion.

tenaflyviper

Yet another cartoon obsessed, egalitarian blogger. Tenaflyviper is a 30+ year old basement dweller who boasts about her intelligence on the internet via a bunch of old books and acts like an expert on everything. Like Takashi0, she takes to great offense when you bash bronies for being perverted faggots. It's easy to tell she's a no lifer for she has plenty of time to go and debunk anything some retarded 15 year old posted.

anti-feminism-pro-equality

The most retarded Egalitarian blog yet. The epitome of "Diet Social Justice Warriors", she hates feminism, yet holds almost every fucking political view feminists hold. She also cannot argue, only resorts to insults and cries for help. She hates guns, yet her blog header parodies the front cover of Doom.

Steven-Universe-Official

Formerly known as The-Eagle-Tarian and his nickname Porky, he's a Britfag with no life or job and when he's not busy arguing with stupid prepubescent children about feminism, he's jerking off to lolicon. He's the boogeyman of tumblr feminists everywhere for his retorts he attempts to make.

Traits Egalitarians tend to have

• tumblr account
• My Little Pony OC avatar
• RWBY avatar
• Avatar of any popular anime like Naruto, Attack on Titan, Tokyo Ghoul, Sword Art Online, etc.
• "Pro Common Sense, anti-bullshit" is one of the first terms used in their tumblr bio.
• Inability to distinguish trolls and the real deal.
• Girl on the Internet Syndrome in female Egalitarians.
• Unwarranted Self-Importance in male Egalitarians.
• Leftist political views and undying love for Bernie Sanders.
• Burning hatred for Donald Trump.
• If not a liberal, they're a cuckservative.
• Usage of gif images from Dangan Ronpa and Ace Attorney when arguing.
• Autistic as fuck url such as black-dildos-for-equality, rainbow-dash-for-real-social-justice, nigger-anti-feminist, etc.
• Reliance on more popular Egalitarian blogs to argue for them since they're too busy jacking off to My Little Pony porn.
• Fucking unreadable as shit blog themes.
• Is in between the ages of 12-25.
• Will put their race in their URL so they could get a pat on the back for being a nigger against feminism.
• Hates Capitalism.
• Is not straight.
• Will say "Don't be this guy" then goes and acts like that guy 10 seconds later.
• Will take great offense to being called a cuck and try to back their claims up that they aren't a cuck.
• Will unironically use the word racist.
• Has a fetish for Islam.
• Defending Pedophiles and pedophilia.

See Also

• Autism - What all Egalitarians have
• Bernie Sanders - Who all Egalitarians on tumblr worship.
• Brony - What 90% of Egalitarians are, the other 10% are either feminists or MRAs
• Communism - Egalitarianism is vital to communist and socialist theories.
• Feminism - Public enemy #1 of egalitarians and a braindead group of morons.
• Know Your Meme - Another Hotspot of Egalitarians.
• Men's Rights Activists - Another braindead group of morons. Most "Egalitarians" are secretly this.
• Reddit - Where most Egalitarians dwell reading /r/tumblrinaction and /r/atheism.
• Sargon of Akkad - Their god.
• Social Justice Warrior - What all Egalitarians are in denial.
• The Amazing Atheist - Another YouTuber popular with Egalitarians.
• tumblr - Where Egalitarians congregate to fall for bait.

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