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[[Image:Mussolini1.gif|thumb|left|Andrea Mussolini at her finest]] | [[Image:Mussolini1.gif|thumb|left|Andrea Mussolini at her finest]] | ||
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[[Image:Mussolini_hitler.jpg|thumb|right|Adolf and Andrea on their honeymoon]] | [[Image:Mussolini_hitler.jpg|thumb|right|Adolf and Andrea on their honeymoon]] | ||
Benito Amilcare '''Andrea''' Mussolini [[pwned|pwnt]] Southern [[Europe]] [[at least 100]] years ago. Her [[Wop|Italian]] [[X is not your personal army|army]] didn't worry much about the [[Jews]], since her lover [[Hitler]] was [[Winnar|successfully]] [[trolling]] in the North. | Benito Amilcare '''Andrea''' Mussolini was an italian <s>shitskin</s> (it's already implicit in italian) dictator who [[pwned|pwnt]] Southern [[Europe]] [[at least 100]] years ago. Her [[Wop|Italian]] [[X is not your personal army|army]] didn't worry much about the [[Jews]], since her lover [[Hitler]] was [[Winnar|successfully]] [[trolling]] in the North. | ||
[[Image:Benito_mussolini.jpg|thumb|left|Arrested for [[Buttsecks|Sodomy]]]] | [[Image:Benito_mussolini.jpg|thumb|left|Arrested for [[Buttsecks|Sodomy]]]] | ||
==Early Life== | ==Early Life== | ||
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[[Image:Fascism hell yeah.gif|thumb|right|Andrea partied 24/7 [[last Thursday|way back in the day]]]] | [[Image:Fascism hell yeah.gif|thumb|right|Andrea partied 24/7 [[last Thursday|way back in the day]]]] | ||
Andrea, or Benito, as she preferred to be called, grew up in a pizza parlor in the [[Ghetto| | Andrea, or Benito, as she preferred to be called, grew up in a pizza parlor in the Crown Heights [[Ghetto|neighborhood]] of black person. Her father was a [[Catholic]] [[Internet celebrity|famous]] tomato [[sauce]] manufacturer, and her [[Your mom|mother]] was a [[Whore|Lady of the Night]] with a [[AIDS|charming affliction]]. Young Andrea developed a fetish for wearing [[List of Terms Referring to a Woman's Period|blood-stained]] panties that her mother's [[Social Networking|whore friends]] would leave on the parlor floor. This is how she met a fellow [[Transsexual|CD]] named [[Hitler|Adolf Hitler]] - trading [[pix]] via [[Old media|post]], since [[B|/b/]] wouldn't be invented for, like, 10 years. | ||
==Love Affair== | ==Love Affair== | ||
Andrea and Hitler fell quickly in [[love]], driven by their [[butthurt|mutual hatred]] of [[Jews]] and their love of teh [[cock]]. They decided to elope, fleeing to [[Denmark]], the only country on Earth [[ghey]] enough to marry them. There they hatched their scheme for [[All your base are belong to us| | Andrea and Hitler fell quickly in [[love]], driven by their [[butthurt|mutual hatred]] of [[Jews]] and their undying ''love'' of teh [[cock]]. They decided to elope, fleeing to [[Denmark]], the only country on Earth [[ghey]] enough to marry them. There they hatched their scheme for [[All your base are belong to us|total world domination]]. It was decided that Hitler would [[pwn]] the Jews, Andrea would get the [[Niggers|Ethiopians]] (a sadly powerful demonstration of black on black crime), and some [[Japan|nip]] would get to rape [[China|the rest of the AZNs.]] | ||
==[[Lollercaust|WWII]]== | ==[[Lollercaust|WWII]]== | ||
Done strictly [[I did it for the lulz|for the lulz]], WWII was going great for the lovers until some [[America| | Done strictly [[I did it for the lulz|for the lulz]], WWII was going great for the lovers until some redneck [[America|faggots]] fucked their shit up for good; thereby indebting the whole world to suck their magnificent cock on demand, indefinitely. Hitler famously became [[An hero]] on [[Caturday|January 3rd, 1956]], the same day [[Mel Gibson]] was born. Andrea was [[Quitting IRC forever|heartbroken]]. She took a bunch of [[Benzos|pills]] in a TL;DW cam chat and washed them down with [[Cuba|mojitos]]. | ||
[[Image:Mussolini_dead.jpg|thumb|right|Andrea in her final days hanging out with friends.]] | [[Image:Mussolini_dead.jpg|thumb|right|Andrea in her final days hanging out with friends.]] | ||
[[ | [[Communist]] [[monkey|guerrillas]] eventually [[stalker|tracked her down]] and [[pwned]] her and her [[whore]] savagely and sweetly [[in the ass]]. They then [[NO NIGGERS|hanged her]] upside down and hurled abattoir waste at her [[for the lulz]]. | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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Benito Amilcare Andrea Mussolini was an italian shitskin (it's already implicit in italian) dictator who pwnt Southern Europe at least 100 years ago. Her Italian army didn't worry much about the Jews, since her lover Hitler was successfully trolling in the North.
Early Life
Andrea, or Benito, as she preferred to be called, grew up in a pizza parlor in the Crown Heights neighborhood of black person. Her father was a Catholic famous tomato sauce manufacturer, and her mother was a Lady of the Night with a charming affliction. Young Andrea developed a fetish for wearing blood-stained panties that her mother's whore friends would leave on the parlor floor. This is how she met a fellow CD named Adolf Hitler - trading pix via post, since /b/ wouldn't be invented for, like, 10 years.
Love Affair
Andrea and Hitler fell quickly in love, driven by their mutual hatred of Jews and their undying love of teh cock. They decided to elope, fleeing to Denmark, the only country on Earth ghey enough to marry them. There they hatched their scheme for total world domination. It was decided that Hitler would pwn the Jews, Andrea would get the Ethiopians (a sadly powerful demonstration of black on black crime), and some nip would get to rape the rest of the AZNs.
WWII
Done strictly for the lulz, WWII was going great for the lovers until some redneck faggots fucked their shit up for good; thereby indebting the whole world to suck their magnificent cock on demand, indefinitely. Hitler famously became An hero on January 3rd, 1956, the same day Mel Gibson was born. Andrea was heartbroken. She took a bunch of pills in a TL;DW cam chat and washed them down with mojitos.
Communist guerrillas eventually tracked her down and pwned her and her whore savagely and sweetly in the ass. They then hanged her upside down and hurled abattoir waste at her for the lulz.