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'''Anthony McLeod Kennedy''' is an {{Age|1936|7|23}},000,000-year-old fossilized [[dinosaur]] and | '''Anthony McLeod Kennedy''' is an {{Age|1936|7|23}},000,000-year-old fossilized [[dinosaur]] and former member of the [[Jewnited States]]' [[Supreme Court]] who is notable for being the last member of [[Scrotum|SCROTUS]] nominated for the position by [[Ronald Reagan]] and for being the [[centrist|decisive swing vote]] in the many of the court's decisions for [[at least 100 years|over three decades]]. On [[Last Thursday|June 27, 2018]], Kennedy announced his intentions to [[Quitting IRC Forever|retire]] from the supreme court and [[liberal]] [[Twitter]] quickly began to lose their [[Communism|collective shit]] over the [[Pussy|utterly terrifying]] prospect that [[President]] [[Donald J. Trump]] would be given the opportunity to choose his second Supreme Court Justice since taking office. | ||
Despite the fact that Justice Kennedy was responsible for | Despite the fact that Justice Kennedy was responsible for many of the [[Democrats|Democunts]]' major supreme court victories over the past 30 motherfucking years—including [[Gay marriage|dyke and faggot marriage]] and [[Affirmative action|letting schools and businesses discriminate against smart]] [[Azns]] so [[Shaneequa]] can [[Ghetto|get ahead in life]]—it didn't take long for the [[SJW|oh-so-tolerant lefties]] to start [[Death threats|wishing death upon]] the feeble 81-year-old man who just wanted to quietly [[die alone]] outside of [[The Internet|public view]] and free from the [[retarded]] [[political]] [[bullshit]] that he had spent his entire [[No life|waste of a life]] surrounded by. | ||
After about two whole days of [[autistic screeching]], the [[media]] finally realized that [[Death threats|wishing death upon an octogenerian]] and mindlessly spamming the word "''[[fuck]]''" over and over again wasn't actually accomplishing anything and instead began [[shit]]ting out [[retarded]] [[conspiracy theories]] that [[alleged]] that Anthony Kennedy's son, '''Justin Kennedy''', was involved in laundering [[Russian]] [[Mafia]] money for [[Donald Trump]] – because, as we all know, getting so [[butthurt|buttmad]] over a man's retirement that you [[Desperate|start dragging his family members through the mud]] [[Sarcasm|is always a good look]]. | |||
Despite his name, Anthony Kennedy is not related to the [[Clinton|infamous family of sex-fiend politicians]], [[Joe Kennedy|jizz-drooling retards]] and [[JFK Reloaded|shooting range targets]] known as the [[JFK|Kennedys]]. | |||
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[[File:Gaybortion.jpg|thumb|250px|He gave them [[gay marriage]]. They gave him lots of [[Tweets]] that included the word "''[[fuck]]''".]] | |||
[[File:YouAreNext.jpg|thumb|250px|Kennedy's nose is far too old and broken to realize that [[Old|Ruth Bader Ginsburg]]'s corpse is already decomposing.]] | [[File:YouAreNext.jpg|thumb|250px|Kennedy's nose is far too old and broken to realize that [[Old|Ruth Bader Ginsburg]]'s corpse is already decomposing.]] | ||
Skipping the first stage of grief, the fine citizens of [[Twitter]] began to exhibit [[Butthurt|immense levels of irrational anger]] over the news of Justice Kennedy's retirement. Much of this rage was released in the form of [[Death threats|wishing a horrible death upon the retiring justice]] and bitching about how [[Lie|Kennnedy was a horrible Supreme Court Justice who never did anything for them and always sucked]]. | |||
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|also, fuck you, anthony kennedy. like we all weren’t already dealing with enough|James Lucas Jones {{archive|1IU4p}} | |also, fuck you, anthony kennedy. like we all weren’t already dealing with enough|James Lucas Jones {{archive|1IU4p}} | ||
|Fuck you Anthony Kennedy. Punk ass bitch, dont let the @scotus door hit you on your way out. Way to puss out mother fucker.|lechute {{archive|ucIvZ}} | |||
|in order to be sensitive to the plight of millennials, Anthony Kennedy should have to work until he dies just like the rest of us|grlwholvd, pretending that [[millennials]] actually work {{archive|FHwv9}} | |||
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|Anthony Kennedy, how dare you retire from the Supreme Court now, allowing an Illegitimate monster like Trump to replace you. All you had to do was wait til November. You just killed America, you asshole.|[[Batshit insane|Bill Palmer]] (refusing to accept that Trump will win in 2020) {{archive|j6UKx}} | |||
|Quick note to Anthony Kennedy: None of the good shit you did or said will be remembered, because it’s entirely outweighed by all the horrible shit. Eat ass in Hades eternally, scum fuck. Love, Xica|BerkProtocols {{archive|UTgkD}} | |Quick note to Anthony Kennedy: None of the good shit you did or said will be remembered, because it’s entirely outweighed by all the horrible shit. Eat ass in Hades eternally, scum fuck. Love, Xica|BerkProtocols {{archive|UTgkD}} | ||
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|[[Hashfag|#AnthonyKennedy]] is personally responsible for the fate of democracy. RGB has been out here lifting weights and ensuring she makes it through this term and Kennedy chooses this moment to give up?|Amanda Coopersmith {{archive|J5G7r}} | |[[Hashfag|#AnthonyKennedy]] is personally responsible for the fate of democracy. RGB has been out here lifting weights and ensuring she makes it through this term and Kennedy chooses this moment to give up?|Amanda Coopersmith {{archive|J5G7r}} | ||
|Kennedy is and always has been a fascist, right-wing fuck. This whole "moderate justice" thing is a load of crap. He was never a moderate. He gave us citizens united for God sake. Yes gay marriage, yes he ruled decently on reproductive rights.|GreenChiliJito {{archive|EE0Sy}} | |||
|So he's a right-wing nut-job with gay people and [[Captain Obvious|women in his family]]. Great. He's retiring to help trump and his enabling whores in congress. He' a partisan hack. If you enable Trump, you are a traitor to our republic. And fuck you. To "justice" Kennedy, I say, "Fuck you!"|GreenChiliJito | |||
|Regarding Anthony Kennedy and SCOTUS: “Dark times lie ahead of us and there will be a time when we must choose between what is easy and what is right.” | |||
-Albus Dumbledore|Rev. Rob Lee, needing to READ ANTHER GODDAMN BOOK {{archive|6eI0w}} | |||
|Anthony Kennedy bitch ass stepping down. Ruth Badger gonna ducking die and then it’ll basically be the Handmaid’s Tale after that|magneticmuses, needing to READ ANOTHER ANOTHER GODDAMN BOOK {{archive|LpoWR}} | |||
|Anthony Kennedy can suck a dick. However with his retirement we are probably going to get a Nazi straight from Argentina or some shit. Basically Nazis are being aggressively appointed so that the dismantling of the US can proceed without interference. We are at war. [[The Resistance|#Resistance]]|Chlöe Danvers {{archive|NG5fV}} | |||
|Anthony Kennedy is a little bitch and I hope he finds himself in a position where he has to use a portapotty and someone tips it over while he is inside.|cleocatmom {{archive|YwNdT}} | |||
|Anthony Kennedy? He comforts the comfortable and afflicts the afflicted. He gave America Citizens United. Good riddance, may he choke on his own vomit and die.|BambiVeracruz {{archive|hDWxb}} | |||
|All of us are going to die...once. | |||
The Coward Anthony Kennedy will die a thousand deaths with the blood of a nation on his hands.|vivarioarriba {{archive|7yTk5}} | |||
|hot take time: fuck you justice anthony kennedy, you have the balls of steve scalise and the spine of charles krauthammer, this is entirely your fault, you worthless piece of fascist bootlicking shit | |||
fuck you and die.|redneck__nazgul {{archive|dnpWH}} | |||
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== The Liberal Plan to Keep Kennedy == | |||
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== Conspiracy Theories == | |||
After experiencing the first two stages of grief all at once, the [[retards]] on Twitter and the [[Fake News]] [[Shit|Mainstream Media]] decided to skip the bargaining stage and replace it with malicious [[conspiracy theories]] and outright [[libel]] as they learned that Anthony Kennedy's son, '''Justin Kennedy''', had loaned [[Donald Trump]] a billion dollars. While this may sound somewhat suspicious if you're a complete [[dumbfuck]] [[sheep]] who still actually believes the [[shit]] that the media tried to shove down your throat, the conspiracy claims all fall apart when you realize that '''''Justin Kennedy is a fucking [[Jew|banker]] and giving out loans to rich [[New York]] businessmen is part of his fucking job'''. | |||
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|So my young daughter - in the future - may be confronted with a situation where she does not have the choice to terminate an unwanted pregnancy because Anthony Kennedy's son had financial interest in the fortunes of Donald Trump? | |||
This is SO dirty. I am so disgusted.|Nick Knudsen {{archive|bITLN}} | |||
|Money laundering through Deutsche Bank. Justice Kennedy's son is Trump’s Banker Russians front money through Deutsche Bank | |||
Any surprise the rabid attacks are escalating on Rod Rosenstein? The Rats are cornered, the truth is coming out and it's dark|stonecold2050 {{archive|Wdso1}} | |||
|Anthony Kennedy announces retirement. Days later, news comes out about his son working for Deutsche Bank (ties to Trump's real estate deals.) Hmmm...Does Trump have dirt on his son? Is Trump blackmailing Justice Kennedy, forcing his retirement? Something isn't right here...|deteacher2 {{archive|FFl1y}} | |||
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== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
* [[Brett Kavanaugh]] - The worthy successor that President Trump has nominated for Kennedy's seat. | |||
* [[Bernie Goetz]] - Kennedy's long-lost son. | |||
* [[Supreme Court]] | * [[Supreme Court]] | ||
* [[Diversity Russian Roulette]] | * [[Diversity Russian Roulette]] | ||
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== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
'''Perfectly Reasonable | '''Perfectly Reasonable Reactions''' | ||
* {{archive|xz90C|GO FUCK YOURSELF, ANTHONY KENNEDY }} - | * {{archive|tM4Wl|Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck}} - Hard-hitting journalism. | ||
* {{archive|Q9O9Q|Fuck Anthony Kennedy}} - | * {{archive|xz90C|GO FUCK YOURSELF, ANTHONY KENNEDY }} - More hard-hitting journalism. | ||
** {{archive|GWlDL|Liveblogging Ourselves Getting Drunk For The Next Eight Hours Because OH MY FUCKING GOD HOLY SHIT}} | |||
* {{archive|Q9O9Q|Fuck Anthony Kennedy}} - Even more hard-hitting journalism. | |||
* {{archive|Ae7dY|Anthony Kennedy Was Useless}} | * {{archive|Ae7dY|Anthony Kennedy Was Useless}} | ||
* {{archive|MZwEV|Justice Kennedy deserves this nasty, unflinching sendoff}} - The Butthurt of Ian Millhiser | * {{archive|MZwEV|Justice Kennedy deserves this nasty, unflinching sendoff}} - The Butthurt of Ian Millhiser | ||
* {{archive|Z6Z9q|Justice Kennedy Chose To Let Trump Pick His Replacement. That's His Legacy.}} | |||
* {{archive|6KD9n|Anthony Kennedy's Retirement Means the Democrats Are Even More Fucked}} | |||
* {{archive|pn4ye|We’re Fucked}} | |||
* {{archive|VqOft|Fuck Civility}} | |||
'''Begging Celebritards''' | |||
* {{archive|1DXEC|Please Stay, Justice Kennedy. America Needs You.}} | |||
* {{archive|bv7Ug|New York Times editorial board begs Justice Kennedy not to retire}} | |||
* {{archive|3O955|Colbert Begs Justice Anthony Kennedy Not to Retire: “You’re Only 81!”}} | |||
* {{archive|4nN78|Seth Meyers Implores Justice Anthony Kennedy to Stick Around Until There's a New President}} | |||
* {{archive|bXoOf|Seth Meyers Tries to Persuade Kennedy to Stay on Supreme Court}} | |||
'''Conspiracy Theories''' | |||
* {{archive|LsHiu|The suspicious business relationship between Trump and Justice Kennedy’s son}} | |||
* {{archive|B8Yd9|Trump's business career is more connected to retired Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy than we ever knew}} | |||
* {{archive|kZkuv|Inside the White House’s Quiet Campaign to Create a Supreme Court Opening}} | |||
* {{archive|NaGVW|Donald Trump Made Justice Kennedy an Offer He Couldn’t Refuse}} | |||
* {{archive|gaQXG|Justice Kennedy Was Bought Off and Must Be Investigated}} | |||
* {{archive|Yyj6q|Loans of over $1 Billion to Trump by SCOTUS justice Kennedy's son, but nothing to see here...}} | |||
* {{archive|hLraT|Trump’s relationship with Justice Kennedy sounds shady in this new report.}} | |||
* {{archive|YITbb|“Say Hello to Your Boy. A Special Guy.”}} | |||
* {{archive|KBHtL|This Is Fine, Right?}} | |||
* {{archive|aBhTF|The Donald Trump – Anthony Kennedy Connection: Justice’s Son Justin And $1 Billion In Loans For Bankrupt Trump}} | |||
* {{archive|edL9m|Anthony Kennedy's son was Trump's moneylender at Deutsche Bank}} | |||
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Latest revision as of 10:35, 5 May 2022


Anthony McLeod Kennedy is an 89,000,000-year-old fossilized dinosaur and former member of the Jewnited States' Supreme Court who is notable for being the last member of SCROTUS nominated for the position by Ronald Reagan and for being the decisive swing vote in the many of the court's decisions for over three decades. On June 27, 2018, Kennedy announced his intentions to retire from the supreme court and liberal Twitter quickly began to lose their collective shit over the utterly terrifying prospect that President Donald J. Trump would be given the opportunity to choose his second Supreme Court Justice since taking office.
Despite the fact that Justice Kennedy was responsible for many of the Democunts' major supreme court victories over the past 30 motherfucking years—including dyke and faggot marriage and letting schools and businesses discriminate against smart Azns so Shaneequa can get ahead in life—it didn't take long for the oh-so-tolerant lefties to start wishing death upon the feeble 81-year-old man who just wanted to quietly die alone outside of public view and free from the retarded political bullshit that he had spent his entire waste of a life surrounded by.
After about two whole days of autistic screeching, the media finally realized that wishing death upon an octogenerian and mindlessly spamming the word "fuck" over and over again wasn't actually accomplishing anything and instead began shitting out retarded conspiracy theories that alleged that Anthony Kennedy's son, Justin Kennedy, was involved in laundering Russian Mafia money for Donald Trump – because, as we all know, getting so buttmad over a man's retirement that you start dragging his family members through the mud is always a good look.
Despite his name, Anthony Kennedy is not related to the infamous family of sex-fiend politicians, jizz-drooling retards and shooting range targets known as the Kennedys.
The Kennedy Salt Mines


Skipping the first stage of grief, the fine citizens of Twitter began to exhibit immense levels of irrational anger over the news of Justice Kennedy's retirement. Much of this rage was released in the form of wishing a horrible death upon the retiring justice and bitching about how Kennnedy was a horrible Supreme Court Justice who never did anything for them and always sucked.
Previous Quote | Next Quote | |||||
Previous Quote | Next Quote | |||||
The Liberal Plan to Keep Kennedy

Conspiracy Theories
After experiencing the first two stages of grief all at once, the retards on Twitter and the Fake News Mainstream Media decided to skip the bargaining stage and replace it with malicious conspiracy theories and outright libel as they learned that Anthony Kennedy's son, Justin Kennedy, had loaned Donald Trump a billion dollars. While this may sound somewhat suspicious if you're a complete dumbfuck sheep who still actually believes the shit that the media tried to shove down your throat, the conspiracy claims all fall apart when you realize that Justin Kennedy is a fucking banker and giving out loans to rich New York businessmen is part of his fucking job.
Previous Quote | Next Quote | |||||
See Also
- Brett Kavanaugh - The worthy successor that President Trump has nominated for Kennedy's seat.
- Bernie Goetz - Kennedy's long-lost son.
- Supreme Court
- Diversity Russian Roulette
- Gay Marriage
- Abortion
- Affirmative Action
External Links
Perfectly Reasonable Reactions
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck - Hard-hitting journalism.
GO FUCK YOURSELF, ANTHONY KENNEDY - More hard-hitting journalism.
Fuck Anthony Kennedy - Even more hard-hitting journalism.
Anthony Kennedy Was Useless
Justice Kennedy deserves this nasty, unflinching sendoff - The Butthurt of Ian Millhiser
Justice Kennedy Chose To Let Trump Pick His Replacement. That's His Legacy.
Anthony Kennedy's Retirement Means the Democrats Are Even More Fucked
We’re Fucked
Fuck Civility
Begging Celebritards
Please Stay, Justice Kennedy. America Needs You.
New York Times editorial board begs Justice Kennedy not to retire
Colbert Begs Justice Anthony Kennedy Not to Retire: “You’re Only 81!”
Seth Meyers Implores Justice Anthony Kennedy to Stick Around Until There's a New President
Seth Meyers Tries to Persuade Kennedy to Stay on Supreme Court
Conspiracy Theories
The suspicious business relationship between Trump and Justice Kennedy’s son
Trump's business career is more connected to retired Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy than we ever knew
Inside the White House’s Quiet Campaign to Create a Supreme Court Opening
Donald Trump Made Justice Kennedy an Offer He Couldn’t Refuse
Justice Kennedy Was Bought Off and Must Be Investigated
Loans of over $1 Billion to Trump by SCOTUS justice Kennedy's son, but nothing to see here...
Trump’s relationship with Justice Kennedy sounds shady in this new report.
“Say Hello to Your Boy. A Special Guy.”
This Is Fine, Right?
The Donald Trump – Anthony Kennedy Connection: Justice’s Son Justin And $1 Billion In Loans For Bankrupt Trump
Anthony Kennedy's son was Trump's moneylender at Deutsche Bank
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