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**[[Matthew Livelsberger]] blows up his Cybertruck outside Trump International Hotel Las Vegas. | **[[Matthew Livelsberger]] blows up his Cybertruck outside Trump International Hotel Las Vegas. | ||
*2nd - Ten people are injured in yet '''ANOTHER''' fucking shooting. | *2nd - Ten people are injured in yet '''ANOTHER''' fucking shooting. | ||
*7th - [[2025 Los Angeles Fires|California wildfires occur]]. | *7th - [[2025 Los Angeles Fires|California wildfires occur]]. | ||
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* 9th - A [[South America]]n immigrant goes ham and stabs three men in Stoneybatter, Ireland, before being arrested by the [[Police|Gardaí]]. | * 9th - A [[South America]]n immigrant goes ham and stabs three men in Stoneybatter, Ireland, before being arrested by the [[Police|Gardaí]]. | ||
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**[[Texas|The Gulf of Mexico]] gets renamed to the "Gulf of | **[[Texas|The Gulf of Mexico]] gets renamed to the "Gulf of America”. | ||
**A {{Wikilink|2025_Guatemala_City_bus_crash|bus falls off a bridge}} after colliding, killing more than 55 people and injuring 9 others in [[Las Vegas|Las Vacas]] river, [[Guatemala]]. | **A {{Wikilink|2025_Guatemala_City_bus_crash|bus falls off a bridge}} after colliding, killing more than 55 people and injuring 9 others in [[Las Vegas|Las Vacas]] river, [[Guatemala]]. | ||
* 13th - A Good (or just really [[Retarded]]) Afghan [[Terrorist|immigrant]] and Roid monkey called '''[[Powerword|Farhad Noori]]'''{{muslim}} ('''[[Moonspeak|ساندنيغر]]''' in German) ran over several people killing 2 fellow [[Sand niggers]] ([[epic fail|a Mother and Daughter]]) and leaving 36 injuries, in Munich, Germany. Thanks for your (unintentional) service, [[Allah]] is mighty! | * 13th - A Good (or just really [[Retarded]]) Afghan [[Terrorist|immigrant]] and Roid monkey called '''[[Powerword|Farhad Noori]]'''{{muslim}} ('''[[Moonspeak|ساندنيغر]]''' in German) ran over several people killing 2 fellow [[Sand niggers]] ([[epic fail|a Mother and Daughter]]) and leaving 36 injuries, in Munich, Germany. Thanks for your (unintentional) service, [[Allah]] is mighty! | ||
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* 6th - A [[Australia|Kangaroo boy]] snuck onto a plane with a shotgun, but was [[V&]] before he could bring [[9/11]] down unda | * 6th - A [[Australia|Kangaroo boy]] snuck onto a plane with a shotgun, but was [[V&]] before he could bring [[9/11]] down unda | ||
* 13th - An American Airlines flight in [[Anderson Lee Aldrich|Colorado Springs]] turns out to be a [[Shi'ites|Sh'i'a]] or however the fuck you pronounce it, and [[An hero]]s itself at the airport, probably due to depression due to its [[loli]] girlfriend dying in the earlier accident in DC | * 13th - An American Airlines flight in [[Anderson Lee Aldrich|Colorado Springs]] turns out to be a [[Shi'ites|Sh'i'a]] or however the fuck you pronounce it, and [[An hero]]s itself at the airport, probably due to depression due to its [[loli]] girlfriend dying in the earlier accident in DC | ||
* 16th - A nightclub in North Macedonia burns to the ground... It was named [[Pulse Nightclub]], lol. | * 16th - A nightclub in North Macedonia burns to the ground... It was named [[Pulse Nightclub]], lol. | ||
* 21st - [[London]]'s Heathrow Airport shuts down because the retards who designed it [[Faggot|didn't test if the backup generator worked]] | * 21st - [[London]]'s Heathrow Airport shuts down because the retards who designed it [[Faggot|didn't test if the backup generator worked]] | ||
* 27th - 6 [[Russians|Bearfolk]] tourists get [[pwnt]] in [[Egypt]] after going on [[OceanGate|a totally safe submersible]] | * 27th - 6 [[Russians|Bearfolk]] tourists get [[pwnt]] in [[Egypt]] after going on [[OceanGate|a totally safe submersible]] | ||
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2025 is the current year, and it might usher in a new era of lulz due to The Donald's second inauguration. But don't be too optimistic.
Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.
January
- 1st
- Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar kills 15 people and injures over 36 more in a car attack in New Orleans.
- A second mass shooting in Montenegro occurs, a man named Aco Martinović (Ацо Мартиновић in Mount Niggerish) rages over a bar brawl and goes amok, killing 13 people and injuring 3 others before an heroing.
- Matthew Livelsberger blows up his Cybertruck outside Trump International Hotel Las Vegas.
- 2nd - Ten people are injured in yet ANOTHER fucking shooting.
- 7th - California wildfires occur.
- 16th
- 19th - TikTok gets banned in the US, causing severe butthurt from chronically online 16-year-old girls for less than a day before being unbanned.
- 20th
- The second Trumpening begins. You're welcome, Israhell.
- A border patrol officer dies in a shootout with the Zizian murder cult.
- 21st - A ski resort fire in Türkiye removes 78 kebabs☪.
- 22nd - Another Sharty-related shooting occurs, this time committed by a nigger named Solomon Henderson. Ryan Palmeter is rolling in his grave.
- 29th - In America's capital city, a Black Hawk helicopter playing Microsoft Flight Simulator
collides with a commercial passenger airplane. 67 die and there are no survivors.
February
- 1st - Black History Month begins.
- 4th - Rickard Andersson, a 35-year-old Adam lanza looking meatball faggot, guns down several completely legal rapefugees that were peacefully learning Swedish in an adult education centre, pwning 10 and injuring 12 before turning the gun on himself.
- 6th - 10 Injuns get pwnt in Alaska after their shitty cessna crashed
- 9th - A South American immigrant goes ham and stabs three men in Stoneybatter, Ireland, before being arrested by the Gardaí.
- 10th
- The Gulf of Mexico gets renamed to the "Gulf of America”.
- A bus falls off a bridge after colliding, killing more than 55 people and injuring 9 others in Las Vacas river, Guatemala.
- 13th - A Good (or just really Retarded) Afghan immigrant and Roid monkey called Farhad Noori☪ (ساندنيغر in German) ran over several people killing 2 fellow Sand niggers (a Mother and Daughter) and leaving 36 injuries, in Munich, Germany. Thanks for your (unintentional) service, Allah is mighty!
- 14th - Valentine's Day occurs.
- 15th - It happens yet AGAIN, a harmless Syrian asylum seeker☪ slices people up unprovoked, killing a 14 year old boy and wounding five other people in Villach, Austria.
- 16th - Anne Marie Hochhalter dies, causing Eric and Dylan's score to go up.
- 17th - A Toronto plane crash occurs, but fails to kill all of the passengers, who survived.
- 21st - Cultural enrichment from a Syrian refugee (for real this time).The mudslime stabbed a Kike✡ at a Holocaust memorial in Goymany. Could we have more of this and less of raping 5-year-olds, sand niggers?
- 22nd - Yet another fucking Islamic terror attack in France, an Algerian by the name of Ibrahim Abdessemed☪ stabs 6 people, killing one person and injuring five others before being arrested.
March
- 2nd - Some Nazi ran over random people in Germany
- 5th - Serbian parliament turns into an IRL Fortnite match when the minority coalition started throwing smoke grenades at everyone
- 6th - A Kangaroo boy snuck onto a plane with a shotgun, but was V& before he could bring 9/11 down unda
- 13th - An American Airlines flight in Colorado Springs turns out to be a Sh'i'a or however the fuck you pronounce it, and An heros itself at the airport, probably due to depression due to its loli girlfriend dying in the earlier accident in DC
- 16th - A nightclub in North Macedonia burns to the ground... It was named Pulse Nightclub, lol.
- 21st - London's Heathrow Airport shuts down because the retards who designed it didn't test if the backup generator worked
- 27th - 6 Bearfolk tourists get pwnt in Egypt after going on a totally safe submersible
- 29th - a dumb 6 year old flew a kite into a United Airlines plane at the same airport that had the mid-air collision 2 months prior
April
- 1st
- Billy Mitchell would end up getting his first ever Epic Win in his lawsuit against Karl Jobst, which was actually about Karl's accusations about Billy being responsible for Apollo Legend becoming an hero, and Karl would end up losing a lot of credibility for misleading his audience into thinking the lawsuit was about the cheating allegations.
- Val Kilmer died of pneumonia and no, it's not an April Fools joke.
- 2nd - Drumpf✡ "liberates" America by forcing Americans to buy American.
- 5th
- Apparently, TikTok is gonna get banned again. But, as we all know, it will most likely be unbanned within an hour.
- Butthurt liberals protest Trump across the nation, mainly because they're angry spics who can't run around and multiculti the fuck out of everything anymore.
- 7th
- Dumbass Sperglet spic Victor Perez gets shot and is declared to be braindead.
- Colossal Biosciences unbanned the Dire Wolf. Will soon be used by Hamas☪ to launch a retaliatory attack against IDF bases in response to the Kike Dog incident because everyone knows that happens when you give pro-terrorist activists too much money.
- 10th - Helicopter in Jew York crashes, killing all 6 occupants
- 14th - 4chan gets hacked by Soyjak.party and shut down.
- 15th - Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, Salvadorans, Cubans, and Dominicans complain about no major Latino characters in Sinners. Boo-hoo. Shit nobody cares about for real.
- 17th - Yet another school shooting happens, this time in Florida.
- 21st - Pope Francis dies at the age of 88.
- 23rd - The first JewTube video turns 20.
- 25th - 4chan returns.
- 26th - Some nutjob Gook named Kai-Ji Adam Lo✡ runs over a bunch of fellow Azns in Vancouver
See Also
- Need a recap of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: 2024
- Previous year to the previous year
- Every other year available on ED.
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