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'''Wunderground''' (or Weather Underground) from first stance looks like a normal weather forecasting website, but it is also a forum. And just like all forums, Wunderground is a breeding ground for [[trolls]] and a battleground for idiots.


Instead of talking about weather most of the time, the [[fucktards]] on this site like to argue about stupid shit like [[politics]] and [[global warming]]. And in retrospect, becomes home of some of the most biased [[left wing]] and [[Republicans|right wing]] extremism on the [[Internet]]. Most people on the site will [[Environmentalism|lose their shit if you piss in a river]] and call you ignorant for having different opinions than them. On the other side, you have [[creationists]] who worship [[Alex Jones]] and don't give a crap about the environment, sadly they are the most intelligent mass on the blog.
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THIS ARTICLE IS IN THE PROCESS OF BEING CLEANED UP AND REWRITTEN


Every now and then, you will come across a smart individual who knows what the fuck they are talking about, but they are at close-extinction.
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==Wundermap==


Wunderground has a weather map (called the Wundermap) that has a lot of great things, except for one problem; IT'S FUCKING SLOW! One could go to the Wundermap and try to load radar or model data, go take a shit while constipated, come back, and it still wouldn't be fucking loaded. It always skips a few frames and is missing huge chunks of data.
'''Wunderground''' is a place where aging rednecks and [[autistic]] teenagers gather from around the web to [[wicca|worship]] the [[Mother Nature|Almighty Troll Goddess]] who has generated more [[tornadoes|lulz]] than all of the faggots of [[b|/b/]] combined. Mostly consisting of easily-offended white [[America|'Muricans]], Wunderground's community proves to be an unlikely cesspool, which is even more surprising because it is a [[Shit no one cares about|weather website]].


It didn't used to be like this, until some fucker on crack thought it was a good idea to redesign it and stuff it full of bullshit and make it more confusing for people to navigate.
==Overview==


Yeah, great fucking idea.
Wunderground, also known as Weather Underground, is a weather website and group that was founded in 1993 by [[nerds]] dedicated to the lulz of nature. Yes, you heard us right, a FUCKING WEATHER SITE just got an article!


==Political Debates==
Wunderground consists of [[shit no one cares about|numerous meteorological maps and tools that are useful for making sure you do not become Mother Nature's next trolling victim.]] Firstly you have the Wundermap, which has everything you need, and then you have a shitton of smaller products which are pointless because they are already compiled into the Wundermap anyways. So basically, it is your average [[useless|useful]] weather site just like the thousands of others out there... [[Oh shit|Or is it?]]


[[File:hurricane2.jpg|200px|thumb|right|The only time the Wunderbloggers give a crap about weather is during one of these.]]
Wunderground sets itself apart from the rest of the crowd by a public blog and forum feature which allows weather-loving [[idiots]] to interact with one another and worship the [[Mother Nature|Troll Goddess]]. In many ways the Wunderground blogs are like all the other online [[deviantart|churches]] where [[aspies|people]] praise their [[Sonic|gods]], and at the same time in many ways it is not.
Since dumbass '''Dr. Jeff Masters''' thinks its a good idea to preach about global warming in every one of his on blogs on what is supposed to be secular site, you get classic political bitching.


Here on the forum, right wing and left wing collide over Jeff Dumbass' blog on global warming (known as AGW on the blog). While the lefties preach about [[Earth|how we are killing the environment]] with cars, factories, and other things needed for modern life and suggest we should be like [[North Korea]] and backtrack to using candles and wood stoves, the righties preach about how there is no such thing as global warming or cooling and praise their lord, JJEEZUS!1!1!
So how bad can it get?


These debates can escalate outside of connections to weather. Like after the [[Sandy Hook]] shooting when people preached about how their GAWD being put back in schools would stop school shootings (despite the damn constitution). Similar debates occurred after the 2012 election when righties moaned and whined when [[Mitt Romney|useless piece of Mitt]] lost.
==The blogs==


==Weather==
[[File:Wunderlolz.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Wunderbloggers are most insightful]]


Nothing really to say on weather, it's just your average forecasting that you can find on any site.
This is where the flock of [[autistic]] [[geeks]] and white [[rednecks]] amass to worship the Troll Goddess, usually featuring a sermon written by one of the great meteorologists who own Wunderground.
 
Wunderbloggers have a [[stupid|rich and beautiful]] culture defined by many practices and customs. Many [[retarded|bright and intelligent]] individuals are among those who amass to the Wunderground Blogs to say their praise to the Troll Goddess while [[shit no one cares about|voicing their deep intellectual opinions]] on [[First World Problems|relevant and important issues in our society]].
 
Actually, when you think about it. It's a watered-down version of [[Tumblr]].
 
[[File:hurricane2.jpg|200px|thumb|right|The Troll Goddess' finest creation!]]
 
==Customs==
 
The Wunderbloggers have many ways of worshipping the Troll Goddess, including the following.
 
 
*'''Boring shit:''' This includes your average weather discussion which is uninteresting to anyone but those who post it.
 
*'''Wishcasting:''' Wishcasting is the process of praying to the Troll Goddess to bring forth her glory, whether it be to cancel school or to rain [[pwnage|doom]] upon your enemies! However, like all forms of payer, you can pray all you want but it will never come true. Ever!
 
*'''The Eating of The Crow:''' A mysterious and otherwise strange custom, a wunderblogger is required to eat a dead crow as a form of punishment for incorrectly transcribing the Troll Goddess' gospel. Although it could also be related to the fact half of the wunderblogger community are rednecks.
 
*'''Doomcasting:''' The act of preaching how the Troll Goddess will bring her trollululz upon you.
 
*'''Trolling:'''  Well, obviously! But some put their faith into the Troll Goddess so much that their trollululz successfully trolls the other wunderbloggers.
 
 
 
 
---This article is a Work In Progess---


==External links==
==External links==

Latest revision as of 19:46, 5 October 2015

Wunderground


THIS ARTICLE IS IN THE PROCESS OF BEING CLEANED UP AND REWRITTEN


Wunderground is a place where aging rednecks and autistic teenagers gather from around the web to worship the Almighty Troll Goddess who has generated more lulz than all of the faggots of /b/ combined. Mostly consisting of easily-offended white 'Muricans, Wunderground's community proves to be an unlikely cesspool, which is even more surprising because it is a weather website.

Overview

Wunderground, also known as Weather Underground, is a weather website and group that was founded in 1993 by nerds dedicated to the lulz of nature. Yes, you heard us right, a FUCKING WEATHER SITE just got an article!

Wunderground consists of numerous meteorological maps and tools that are useful for making sure you do not become Mother Nature's next trolling victim. Firstly you have the Wundermap, which has everything you need, and then you have a shitton of smaller products which are pointless because they are already compiled into the Wundermap anyways. So basically, it is your average useful weather site just like the thousands of others out there... Or is it?

Wunderground sets itself apart from the rest of the crowd by a public blog and forum feature which allows weather-loving idiots to interact with one another and worship the Troll Goddess. In many ways the Wunderground blogs are like all the other online churches where people praise their gods, and at the same time in many ways it is not.

So how bad can it get?

The blogs

Wunderbloggers are most insightful

This is where the flock of autistic geeks and white rednecks amass to worship the Troll Goddess, usually featuring a sermon written by one of the great meteorologists who own Wunderground.

Wunderbloggers have a rich and beautiful culture defined by many practices and customs. Many bright and intelligent individuals are among those who amass to the Wunderground Blogs to say their praise to the Troll Goddess while voicing their deep intellectual opinions on relevant and important issues in our society.

Actually, when you think about it. It's a watered-down version of Tumblr.

The Troll Goddess' finest creation!

Customs

The Wunderbloggers have many ways of worshipping the Troll Goddess, including the following.


  • Boring shit: This includes your average weather discussion which is uninteresting to anyone but those who post it.
  • Wishcasting: Wishcasting is the process of praying to the Troll Goddess to bring forth her glory, whether it be to cancel school or to rain doom upon your enemies! However, like all forms of payer, you can pray all you want but it will never come true. Ever!
  • The Eating of The Crow: A mysterious and otherwise strange custom, a wunderblogger is required to eat a dead crow as a form of punishment for incorrectly transcribing the Troll Goddess' gospel. Although it could also be related to the fact half of the wunderblogger community are rednecks.
  • Doomcasting: The act of preaching how the Troll Goddess will bring her trollululz upon you.
  • Trolling: Well, obviously! But some put their faith into the Troll Goddess so much that their trollululz successfully trolls the other wunderbloggers.



---This article is a Work In Progess---

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