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[[File:HappyMerchant.gif|150px|thumb|right|The classic that started it all.]]
'''Happy Merchant''' (AKA '''Merchant Face''' or '''Jew Face''') is an internet [[meme]] derived from a work by the lord and savior cartoonist [[Wyatt Mann]], depicting a [[Jew]] doing [[Theft|what he does best]]. The idea behind the meme is that is a caricature of Jews. The actual joke too subtle for [[b/tard|idiots]] to grasp is that jews are a caricature of themselves, so actually the drawings are 100% accurate. [[Some argue]] that it is actually just a merchant who had cold hands, after visiting the local synagogue or doing some financial management.
'''Happy Merchant''', aka '''Merchant Face''' aka '''Jew Face''' is an internet [[forced meme]] created by the lord and savior cartoonist [[Wyatt Mann]], depicting a [[Jew]] doing [[Theft|what he does best]]. The idea behind the meme is that is a caricature of Jews. The actual joke too subtle for [[btard|idiots]] to grasp is that jews are a caricature of themselves, so actually the drawings are 100% accurate. [[Some argue]] that it is actually just a merchant who, after visiting the local synagogue or doing some financial management had cold hands.
==[[pol/|/pol/]]==
The Happy Merchant is commonly used on 4chan's politically incorrect board, [[Truth|where you literally can't browse without seeing the merchant]]. The board is notorious for seemingly "anti-Semitic" claims and posts reminiscent of those made by [[Stormfront]]. [[Some argue]] that /pol/ is the largest producer of liberal tears in the world, but those among us who do not suffer from profound retardation know that title rightfully belongs to [[ED]].
The Happy Merchant is commonly used on 4chan's politically incorrect board, [[Truth|where you literally can't browse without seeing the merchant]]. The board is notorious for seemingly "anti-Semitic" claims and posts reminiscent of those made by [[Stormfront]],<s> but really it's the largest producer of liberal tears on the entire face of the internet</s> Fuck that, [[ED|we]] are.
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==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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File:I know and caused that feel jews you lose.png|[[Feels]]
File:I know and caused that feel jews you lose.png|[[Feels]]
File:Jewtrollface.png|[[Trollface]]
File:Jewtrollface.png|[[Trollface]]
File:Jew nose trolface.png|[[Trollface]]
File:Jew nose trolface.png
File:Wjewsyoulose sadfrog.jpg|[[Feels bad man]]
File:OIIIImerchant.jpg
File:Merchant Face sadfrog.jpg|[[Feels bad man]]
File:Jew Happy Merchant Face meme GoofyTime.jpg|[[Goofy Time]]
File:Jew Happy Merchant Face meme GoofyTime.jpg|[[Goofy Time]]
File:Are you having finacial Difficulties wyatt mann parody jewsyoulose meme lemerchantface.png
File:Are you having finacial Difficulties wyatt mann parody jewsyoulose meme lemerchantface.png
File:Jew recation image.jpg
File:Jew recation image.jpg
File:Jew pixeled.png
File:Jew pixeled.png
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File:Jew Super mario.gif|[[Mario]]
File:Jew Super mario.gif|[[Mario]]
File:Tom nook animal crossing nintendo meme le merchant face jewsyoulose wyattmann cartoon parody.png|[[Animal Crossing]]
File:Tom nook animal crossing nintendo meme le merchant face jewsyoulose wyattmann cartoon parody.png|[[Animal Crossing]]
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File:Happy Merchant Congress.png
File:Merchant leval 5o.png
File:Merchant leval 5o.png
File:Merchant Cosplay.jpg|[[Cosplay]]
File:Merchant Cosplay.jpg|[[Cosplay]]
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File:Le happy space merchant.png
File:Le happy space merchant.png
File:Reddit logo merchantface jewsyoulose meme parody wyattmann.jpg|[[Reddit]]
File:Reddit logo merchantface jewsyoulose meme parody wyattmann.jpg|[[Reddit]]
File:Anita Sarkeesian At Colbert.jpg|Merchant [[Feminist_Frequency|Sarkeesian]] [[IRL]]
File:Jew-post.jpg
File:Jew-post-ascii.jpg|Now in [[ASCII]] form.
File:Merchant_GoyStory.png|[[Toy Story]]
File:Isis merchant.jpg
File:HappyTurkchant.jpg
File:Hillarykike.jpg
File:Sunflower seed merchant story.png|Note [https://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=shnayder the surname] of the [[Anti-semitism|"anti-semitic"]] seed-sellers
File:Kizuna Ai - Happy Virtual Mobile Games Merchant.jpg|[[Virtual Youtubers|Kizuna AI]]
File:Le israel merchant.png|[[Israel|Muh Promised Land]]
File:Le_kaballah_merchant_.png
File:Le_hebrew_merchant.png
File:Thank U Merchant.png
File:Kikewitnesstestimony.jpg
File:Frontaljew.jpg|A yid from a frontal angle.
File:Shoahlol.jpg
File:Deusgevalt.png
File:Deepdreamjew.jpg
File:Pokejew.jpg
File:Jewweeb.png
File:Jewhistory.jpg
File:Reptilejew.png
File:Whosbehindthispost.png
File:Happysadjew.jpg
File:JudenFrei.jpg
File:Jew17231.png
File:Jewnose.png
File:Donttreadonkike.jpg
Image:IDFJew.png|A Jew as seen by his closest neighbours
Image:IAFJew.png|A Jew as seen by his more distant neighbours
Image:MossadJew.png|A Jew as seen by his far-away neighbours
File:Faceberg.jpg
File:Tipsmenora.jpg
File:Judenarreste.jpg
Image:Settler_Jew.png|The Settler Jew, a friendly neighbour.
*{{KYM|/memes/jewspiracies|KYM's article related to this meme}}
* {{KYM|memes/jewspiracies|KYM's article related to this meme}}
* [https://www.rt.com/business/314099-credit-card-israel-antisemitism/ Goy uses merchant as his credit card design and gets shoah'd]
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Latest revision as of 18:25, 11 July 2023
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With Jews, you lose!
The classic that started it all
Happy Merchant (AKA Merchant Face or Jew Face) is an internet meme derived from a work by the lord and savior cartoonist Wyatt Mann, depicting a Jew doing what he does best. The idea behind the meme is that is a caricature of Jews. The actual joke too subtle for idiots to grasp is that jews are a caricature of themselves, so actually the drawings are 100% accurate. Some argue that it is actually just a merchant who had cold hands, after visiting the local synagogue or doing some financial management.
The Happy Merchant is commonly used on 4chan's politically incorrect board, where you literally can't browse without seeing the merchant. The board is notorious for seemingly "anti-Semitic" claims and posts reminiscent of those made by Stormfront. Some argue that /pol/ is the largest producer of liberal tears in the world, but those among us who do not suffer from profound retardation know that title rightfully belongs to ED.
Obligatory.
Moshi Moshi? Jyu-chan desu, give me some shekeru goi-kun <3 :3
Why do Jews have big noses? Is it because air is free?
Merchant Hillary (Note the Stars of David (✡) in the background)
Merchant Sarkeesian
Merchant Sarkeesian IRL
Now in ASCII form.
Note the surname of the "anti-semitic" seed-sellers
A yid from a frontal angle.
A Jew as seen by his closest neighbours
A Jew as seen by his more distant neighbours
A Jew as seen by his far-away neighbours
The Settler Jew, a friendly neighbour.
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