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Daniel Woodward
Remember when you were around three or four, maybe seven or eight years old and watching Thomas the Tank Engine on TV and maybe VHS? OldDirtyBtard sure doesn't. But hey.
Daniel Woodward is an underage shut-in Britfag who got attention from /vp/ because of his obsession with mixing Pokémon with Thomas the Tank Engine. His blatant lust for Misty and Thomas rapefics is the reason why he has an entire deviantART gallery devoted to Pokémon/Thomas crossovers.
Unsurprisingly, Daniel is a member of The YouTube Thomas Club.
He must be like 10, right?
Unfortunately not. Daniel is really 16 years old according to a journal of his. For his 16th birthday he was given more children's toys like he has received for the past decade. If this doesn't scream aspie, then Daniel has had one hell of a fucked-up childhood.
Why he is continuing the ruination of two famous cartoons nobody knows. Perhaps one day, he'll think he is too old for Thomas and switch to Sonic, eventually becoming CWC 2.0. Perhaps Daniel got stuck in nostalgia mode and cannot stop living past the age of three. Then again, he could have just stopped at being a collector of rare stuff. But no, he gasms over anything he sees that is Thomas related. Further down the line, he started drawing fourth-grader art and putting it on deviantART, combining it with Pokémon for the ultimate autistic experience.
To this day, Daniel has a very large set of Tomy Thomas trains which he still uses. In a nutshell, these are battery-powered plastic trains on plastic track segments made by Britfags. These are designed for 3-year-olds. No doubt Daniel is going to grow up to be a manchild.
Daniel is currently addicted to a mediocre train simulator called Trainz. On top of that, he even installed Thomas train mods to completely overhaul the game.
After being found by the *chans, Daniel was nominated for mascot of /vp/ after an epic thread about him was posted. Even his brother browses /v/, seemingly doesn't give a fuck about him and posted his artwork on the board.
Deviant faggotry
Daniel joined deviantART in July 2009. He created his account for one sole purpose: Sharing his train fetishes with the world.
As an active user of deviantART, Daniel has pages and pages of shitty flat art and recolors to do with either Pokémon or Thomas. Comments are closed for certain drama-causing images due to the butthurt he received for making such atrocities. Being the friendless cunt he is, Daniel blocks anyone citing any sort of criticism. Trolls have recently begun to watch him in case they can befriend him and help spark lulz.
Whenever Daniel isn't making shitty mspaint art, he bitches about having constant artist's block in the form of journals and pictures.
Station's closed
After somehow getting wind of 4chan trolling him (apparently), Daniel decided to close both of his known accounts. If he pops up ever again nobody knows, but it'll be easy to recognize him by his shitty art style.
Gallery
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We don't know what's going on either, May
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Brock called, he wants his chin back
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How many shows will he ruin?
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DAT CHEST ARM
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Daniel's words of wisdom
—I don't even |
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Copypasta
[+]Untitled May/Thomas rapefic by /vp/ writefag
See Also
External Links
Daniel's YouTubeClosedDaniel's dADeactivated- Google Cache screenshot of his deviantART
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Daniel Woodward | Succeeded by Bedford |