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BoA
BoA or Kwon BoA or BoA Kwon or Ching Chang Chong or whatever those crazy azns like to call her is a shitty J-Pop "singer" who makes Utada Hikaru seem moderately talented. She is often called the Korean Britney Spears, meaning she has no talent and relies on being pedo-bait to sell records (hint: being compared to Britney isn't exactly a good thing). That actually makes no sense seeing as how Britney, as talentless as she is, is a global icon known even in Rural Africa. Go to Africa and ask them about BoA.
Because she started out as a 16-year-old girl singing equally shitty K-Pop, she is widely regarded as a traitor by butthurt Koreans who want her nasty bloated cunt for themselves.
She has one of the most ridiculously high-pitched, nasal, fucking annoying "voices" of all time. She has zero musical ability and her "dancing" is ridiculously sub-par. Even though she's been spoon-fed training from her label, who went as far as to pay for her lessons. And yet, her retarded and tone-deaf fanbase consisting of either azn or weeaboo16-year-old girls and 13-year-old boys still worship the ground she walks on, praising her non-existent "skills". Thus she has become the most overrated J-Pop "artist" of all time. Even with her lack of talent, she still has enough unwarranted self-importance to call herself the "Best" of Asia.
Apparently, this is how she got her deal: Her brother was auditioning and she just randomly walked in, she gave the pedophiles a hard-on and they immediately accepted her, fantasizing about how much sweet young loli pussy they could get by making her a star.
She worked sooooo hard.
And meanwhile, truly talented musicians bust their asses for years and don't get jack shit.
Plastic Surgery
—allkpop.com |
SHE'S COMING OVER HERE GUISE!!11!1
When her fourth album failed to even go gold, she displayed to the world what massive unwarranted self-importance she has by trying to take over the US music market and declaring herself the "Best of Asia". Anyone with a modicum of common sense knows this is a lie, and she flopped spectacularly.
Actual quotes from "intelligent" fans
—Some douche |
—She's so not arrogant, that's why she calls herself the "Best" of Asia |
—Another typical fan |
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See Also
- Utada Hikaru
- 16-year-old girl
- J-Pop
- Whore
- loli
- Inuyasha-"sang" some shitty song for the equally shitty anime.
- Serial Experiments Lain -
This one tooWrong Bôa faggot - Child Abuse-Why she's famous
- Pedophile-Who the people that "discovered" her at eleven are
- Unwarranted self-importance
- Weeaboo-If her fans aren't azn they're Wapanese.
- Wigger-she's a
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