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Nick Bate

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Nick Bate, being a sick fuck

The internets is filled with dirty, strange people. People that make you feel ill just by seeing a picture of them, or reading some of their fan fiction. All logic and hope is tossed out the window. He is a human who’s existence in God's gray earth is penned down to only do two things; not cleaning his ass for years at a time, and lusting after a hambeast he met on the internet.

Nick Bate or Nick Stoutzenberger (Born September 1st, 1991) was first discovered on /cwc/ when his pictures and information were posted saying he's "just like Chris Chan", in reality he was much worse. They were both reviled and astonished at the things he would openly admit on his websites.

Interests

   
 
Admitted pedophile, says he likes little girls because "their vaginas haven't opened up and become all gross, and they're cute and energetic". Believes pedophilia and incest should be legal. Says they're "stupid laws" and believes children can consent. Says a newborn baby has the exact same brain as an adult. Thinks children can be taught about sex and then it's okay to fuck them, this includes his own children were he able to have any. Also he's a crossdresser and he's into larping.

He told a disgusting story about molesting his real life 9 year old (8 at the time) sister, having her lick his ass and suck him off, then licking her butt cheeks. He now denies this story and claims he was just telling it to his friends to sound cool. However he's also stated he likes to watch his sister go to the bathroom.
 


 
 


Nick Bate being Norman Bates

Nick Bate lives with his grandmother and aunt (one of the many people he wants to fuck). He used to live back and forth between his father’s house and his grandmother’s house, but his father rightly suspected him of fiddling his 9 year old sister, Amber and won’t let him come around any more. Speaking of that Nick Bate is a proud pedophile, he talks about how children should be taught to consent at a young age, and he thinks incest should be legal. He brags about how he gets his sister to lick his asshole and give him fellatio. He likes to tell stories of the good old days when he and his friends would run around on the schoolyard and pretend to fuck each other, maybe because thats the closest to actual intercourse Nick is going to get to besides his sister.

How Nick is still allowed to live with his grandmother is beyond shocking considering his habit of shitting, masturbating with his shit covered hand, and rubbing the jizzy jenkem mess all over his walls. His aunt regularly scolds him for this. His family is well aware of Nick's problems, He has asked for his family to buy him porn for christmas "But with no vaginas, only anus's.". They try to get him to stop fucking a pillow that he pretends is Anna. They have driven him to the hospital many times on account of Nick's habit of shoving small objects deep up his rectum (like tiny flashlights).

Nick is actually obsessed with shit, and more specifically, anuses, He enjoys getting his little sister to lick his asshole. He also writes lulzy fapfiction about him and his women playing around in a forest and shitting all over each other.

Nick has a lot of quirks; he refuses to say u's in certain words, so replaces them with o's, like in "about/aboot" his reasoning it that he wants to be a Canadian. Akin to Ulillillia he has a fear of water so he doesn't shower. Instead he takes “pseudo showers” every few months which means he just takes off his shirt, leans over the shower head and washes his hair. He does not wash his ass or any other part of his body. He doesn’t wipe his ass either (he prefers to “air dry”) which means he probably always smells like fish, since he has not cleaned his asshole in years.

Nick Bate is an avid Pokémon and RPG player, he also cross dresses, loves Homestar Runner, and is obsessed with the band “They Might Be Giants”. These obsessions had led him into the Homestar Runner wiki forums where he met Anna, and obsession bubbled inside of him.

Anna

Anna
   
 
One fateful day, on February 18th, 1993, a very sexy baby was born to John Anthony "Tony" Nickel and Audrey Nickel.
 

 
 

—Nick, on Anna

Nick Bate met Anna on the Homestar Runner Wiki forums, in which they pretended to be cartoon characters and cyber fucked each other. Many of his obsessions as Nick claims were introduced to him from Anna which Nick imitated seemingly as a means to impress her. Anna and Nick were friends, with Nick claiming that Anna said she would marry him. But all this led to Anna being more aware of what a freak Nick Bate is and trying to distance herself from him. He became more and more obsessed with her and did whatever he could on the internet to talk to her, including writing thousands of bizarre webpages begging her to love him. [1] Some of the more notable ones are him talking about how he’ll turn into a 5 year old and grow up with Anna. He also writes stories about Anna, like one where he watches her shit in a forest, and then she gets anally penetrated. [2] Nick has also came up with a set of rules he must abide to in order to fulfill his life;

   
 
-Marry Anna, have kids with her, and be literally the greatest husband ever. Never get into arguments with her (kinda failed that part), never lie to her or hide things from her (that part actually screwed me over. go figure.), protect her from any dangers that may arise, always be romantic and surprise her with gifts and thoughtful acts, do all the housework, take care of her and the kids, cheer her up when she's sad, cook her meals, and just make her happy in general and always put her before myself.

-Never graduate high school (failed. yes, i failed at failing school. that's how much i fail.) -Never have a job (note that my definition of a job is having a boss, having to travel away from home, and having a contract or other paperwork. i'll probably make money via google ads or my cartoons or something. i dunno, i'll ask anna what she wants once she's talking to me again.)
 


 
 

Maddi

Maddi was the one who originally alerted /cwc/ to Nick Bate's existence. She's 14 years old and she apparently dated Nick for a time out of pity. She still posts on /cwc/ occasionally when she gets Nick to say something lulzy. Recently she tried to break contact with him.

Where Can I Find Nick?

Most of Nick's day is spent on Twitter, which means you'll see about 100 new tweets every day by him! He also has a deviantart, like most freaks on the internet, and posts on livejournal off and on. You can reach all these places through his personal website.

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