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The Christian Spanking Blogs (CSB) are a collection of blogs about how to spank in a Christian manner.

Raising kids is hard work, the little fucks are always screaming their heads off about something. When it gets to the point where you just can't take it any more, maybe you'll shut the little fuck up by giving them a good smack on the ass. By itself this is not a terribly unusual child-rearing tactic, and many a NORP can be found smacking happily away at his loli's ass. However, there exists a special breed of sick fucks who love loli ass so much they must create websites devoted to it. On these forums they discuss how hard, how often, how naked, and with what objects the loli should be violated with. In doing so they have generated some of the greatest pedo fap material known to man. Enter the wild and whippy world of Spankbloggers! Because we all know that a kind, loving and understanding God wants you to beat the ever loving shit out of your children.

The Average User

The average loving Christian parent, about to deliver a calm chastising to her child.

The average user is an ugly, middle aged, middle to low class mom, who uses screen names that belong to dominatrices like "NoNonsenseMom", "traditionalmother", and "sterndisciplinari

an". Men also frequent these forums, posting

jizz-soaked fantasies of punishing their daughters while reading off biblical passages that justify, nay, require that they keep it up. However, the great and lulzy difference between this forum and so many others is that children are heavily encouraged to make accounts and talk with complete strangers about getting their panties dropped, thrown across the knee of their father, and disciplined. These retarded, generally southern assholes believe that spanking is the only way to raise a child, and if you don't whip their ass till it bleeds regularly, you will be raising a hell-bound, liberal, out-of-control freak.

Basic Tenets

First and foremost, spankies believe that all spankings should be delivered on the bare bottom. They believe that only liberals spank clothed children. Being almost universally Christian Fundie, or Semi-Fundie fucks, they believe that God only wants the MAN of the house beating up on her and the kids. The daddy has the power to arbitrate all ass-related discipline around the house, and mommy should only deliver the beatings when dad is busy. They also believe in bringing back corporal punishment to the schools and the prisons, as these places are clearly devoid of any group that might object. There is a general consensus that you should not spank boys, as it turns them into cock-craving homosexuals. The average spank blogger also believes in using all sorts of tools of ass-justice, and owns more paraphernalia than a BDSM-crazed crackwhore. To summarize, they believe that the man of the house should be the only one allowed to spank, and that only girls should be spanked, and when they are spanked it should always be bare bottomed. I'm starting to see a pattern [[Glenn_B

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Hi, First of all, you should continue to spank your daughter bare until you decide to stop spanking her and if that means she is 18 or 19 and still getting bare bottom spankings then so be it. There are two parts to a spanking that make it effective. Obviously the main part is the pain that is caused, but humiliation also plays a part, so therefore it is important for her to be humiliated when getting spanked, it's a part of the punishment, and more reason to stay out of trouble. Also, it doesn't matter if her genetals and her anus can also be seen. You are her father and you have seen it all before.
 

 
 

Andrew, explaining why it is important to humiliate your naked 19 year old daughter.

   
 
I have two daughters and they both get the paddle on the bare bottom.I do it on the bare bottom because once one of them got a blister and I want to see their skin.It is sometimes unavoidable that during the spanking their genitalia and anus will show.I am their father and I have seen them since birth. No one in the family really thinks about it.
 

 
 

—Jew is concerned for his children's welfare.

   
 
Yes, moderate and reasonable CP in schools would go some way, I think, to curbing juvenile delinquency in this country too.
 

 
 

Clem, responding to forum topic "Should there be CP in school?"


==The Blogs

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Jonathan, being not at all creepy, and merely concerned for a young girl's moral fiber
A 52 year old man, trolling hardcore.

The Blogs are where these unbelievably horny perverts go to share their love of non-consensual child BDSM with the whole world. They post some pretty cool stories about slapping their kids around, most of which are pretty sexy, especially when it's a 17 year old girl being spanked on the naked ass by her new step-father, which is a surprisingly common occurrence. They engage in large fellatio-parties of e-peen sucking, telling each other what great parents they are, and that God must surely approve of what they are doing. When talking about God's commands to punish their children, they are particularly fond of one verse from Proverbs 23:13

"Do not withhold discipline from a child; if you punish him with the rod, he will not die. Punish him with the rod and save his soul from death."

Unfortunately, according to the trained biblical scholars at ED, they have wildly misinterpreted the meaning of this verse. It is quite clear, that when God used the word "rod", he actually meant cock, with this proper translation, the verse makes much more sense. We can also all stop and take a minute to appreciate the irony of the use of the masculine pronoun when considered with their firm belief that boy-spanking produces homos.

All in all, these blogs are a lulzfarm for quotes, the best of which have been selected for you by an illegal alien who was paid with a bullet to the head. Enjoy!

   
 
VIOLENCE can be used for beneficial purposes and reasons and when it is used in a positive light it's to bless not curse. You are a wonderful girl how awesome of you to offer yourself in an attempt to generate loving vibes in your home by allowing your folks to take their frustrations out on your bottom cheeks with your hopes of healing any tainted relationship between you and your parents utilizing girl spanking expanding it from only used for punitive punishment to also being used to clear the air mending relationships in a girls environment where she lives. Talk to your dad when your alone with him about spanking with your mom being out of the home away on an errand [a couple hours at least] giving you and your dad alone time for you to make your spanking pitch to him. Use your girl charm to charm him into spanking you reassuring him that its o.k its alright to spank you because your a girl and that you need him to spank you. No matter what walk of life if a dads girl pursues her dad to spank her he will spank her more times than not. Help your dad out to give you a spanking by positioning yourself bent over a chair pants down but leave your panties on so as not to shock your reluctant spanking dad with to much to soon. Your dad should give you a good 25-30 spanks. Let it all out of your soul when he spanks you [cry it out] and when its over kiss and hug and thank your dad hugging him drying your eyes while you enjoy your answered prayers. You are right in wanting a spanking to attempt to mend this tainted family relationship with its psychological turmoil [a negative violence] by nipping it in the bud through the work of a good spanking [a positive violence]. Focus only on getting your dad to spank you when you have private alone time with him ; know how to bring the subject of spanking into a conversation at an opportune time ; and active patience in obtaining a spanking all spells success. A spanking by your dad would greatly bless you and those in your home. A girl spanking counselor can make a house call and in proxy spank a girl with the parents present/absent as th

e case may be. A girl spanking counselor [the parents proxy] will educationally demonstrate proper spanking technique and protocol.

 

 
 

—joe, breaking the pedo high score

   
 
Little details like that are just part of the way you do things but there's a reason. It's also very easy to notice if they don't have their toes turned because their feet are up in the air right in front of you but also you notice right away that their butt doesn't bounce from a lick the way it should and it's just obvious if you are used to it the other way.I expect to see their butt bounce from a paddle lick like a rubber ball. When I was taught to get in position my Aunt would take the edge of the paddle and run it up between my cheeks. If the paddle edge didn't slide through easy, barely touching, it's clenched and I had to turn my toes in more.
 

 
 

—Katie's Aunt always performs the Chris-Forcand-Credit-Check.

   
 
The paddle you use on your boy has a GIRLS name on it. Spankings are girl intrinsic and dont work on boys. The boy should be reoriented into a boy discipline intrinsic to his male nature of being a boy.
 

 
 

—Boys are do not want

   
 
Christine,Your cute post made me smile :-) When I turned 10-yrs-old I argued with my mother that I was "too big" for any more spankings - that earned me my first (of many) bare bottomed hairbrush paddlings. When I was 12-yrs-old, and "developing" physically, I argued with Mother that I was "too big" for any more bare bottomed spankings as having my panties pulled down at that age was too shameful. That earned me my first (of many) bare bottomed belt whippings from Father! I learned to "take it" from Mom until, at 16-yrs-old, facing another bare bottomed hairbrushing, I claimed "none of my friends STILL get spanked at my age!" and for that I got belt spanked in front of one of my friends and her mother! At 18-yrs-old, I'd learned to simply say, "I'm sorry, please don't spank me too hard" and push my panties down and bend over a lap contritely, no matter who might be watching.

Love to hear from others about this, [email protected]
 


 
 

—Lookie, an e-mail address! Gentlemen, start your engines

   
 
A girl should be spanked more or less depending on her degree of spunk and degree of resistance to her spankings. a GIRLS SPANKING NEEDS TO BE OF A SUFFICIENT FORCE to penetrate the individual fabric of her girl being and so her spanking needs to be tailord made just for her individualy. The girl should communicate to her spanker the kind of spanking she needs with regards to intensity and the spanking impliment used AND HOW OFTEN SHE NEEDS THEM in order to make her souls resolves , after all its your spanking and not someone elses spanking experience you need. A girls first spanking experience should be by hand than a graduation process to paddle and in teen years the belt , however all the impliments are viable in her teen years. All her spankings should be spirit filled and of a professional nature in the tecnique of its administration being void of a precarious striking of her buttocks ; being rightly measured in regards to force applied by spanks in ratio to the area of her middle buttocks increased redness to the culmination of her spanking experience known only by her her GOD and [her] communicated needs she related to her spanker beforehand. ---SPANKING PREREQUISIT : PRAYER.
 

 
 

—Jesus, I can practically smell the cum.

   
 
The hand is the best and should be used in conjunction with spanking impliments when spanking impliments are used. The cane is not to be feared by the girl only respected for the power of its administration. The cane spanking should be given only by a master of its usage in which case the girl receives a good cane spanking measured to perfection the result of prayerful practice time with the cane before her cane spanking happen. The girl who is MASTERLY cane spanked discovers that the canes bark [whistle] is worse than its bite [spank]. The pain sensation felt on the girls cheeks is modified to a peculiar type of pain , painful but at the same time not painful due to the expert use of the girl spanking cane. PRAYER and PRACTICE makes perfect. The christian girl should prayer concering her spanking experience before and after the fact concerning her spanking experience.
 

 
 

—BDSM quarterly gave it a positive review.

   
 
hi, I am a christian girl and i was on the desktop at my cousins house and I saw this site bookmarked... to be honest I am kinda confused. my dad is christian but he doesnt spank me, I guess Im glad about that because it sounds like it would hurt. anyways why is spanking specificaly a christian thing? I have read posts here about how good christians spank to discipline there kids or something, does that mean my dad is not a good christian? sorry, I dont mean to offend anyone, again I am just confused about what the general message is that you are trying to send people. thanks
 

 
 

—A loli stumbling across her cousin's fap stash, also yes honey, your dad is going to hell for not savoring your sweet ass


Doing it Right

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The result of the standard proper Christian chastisement

Once, every so often, one person practices the fine art of CP so well that he becomes a hero to the whole online-spanking community. Let me be clear, the actions and opinions of the following individuals are wholeheartedly supported by and entirely reflective of the opinions of all members of all online child discipline forums.