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Mr. Torgue
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Mr. Torgue, AKA Ross The Canadian "Google+ Autist" is a delusional wannabe troll that secretly masturbates back to back with Shannon West. Mr. Torgue takes his inspiration from Borderlands 2, signifying his latent homosexuality. Because of his desire for cocks, and obsession with [[rule34] of Borderlands, Ross is a proud homophobic retard that seeks the approval of other shitty trolls. It is likely he hasn't come to terms with being in the closet, hence why he lusts over Shannon's sagging tranny tits in private conversations. Furthermore, Ross has claimed to be dating a fatfuck by the name of Kanaloa Kowloon. Kowloon is likely an alternative account of Torgue to boost his rock-bottom confidence or a harmless neckbeard trolling. When Ross isn't jacking off to cocks in the closet, he's losing arguments to internet tough guys like Chris Murray about American and British history. File:Kanaloak.jpg
Shansquatch Hunters
The Shansquatch Hunters is a group of children that pose as trolls in order to justify their attention whoring. The name originates from Arnold Braunschweiger's Shannon West article, perhaps in part due to the fact Arnold organized the raids, pranks and strangers to show up at Shannon's door. Mr. Torgue keeps Shannon, the target of the group, as a member. Shannon enjoys being a member because it contains the harassment to one place, ultimately creating less carnage involving its personal life. When grilled on this, Ross essentially pleaded the 5th. The group mainly posts shitty photo edits, making outlandish comments about Hitler or ISIS; amateur hour at its finest. Most members are children seeking validation in their lives, trying extra hard to be edgy. Many of these children are often promoted to moderators, namely because Ross promotes just about anyone if they ask or half-ass troll Shannon. Because of this, Arnold was able to predict the group turning into a daycare center that would soon be overturned. As a result, around 200 members were deleted, prompting the kiddies of the group to rage at Arnold over their removal, because their group is srs business. File:Truthquest.png
Proof of Ross's Backpedaling/Stupidity
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Shannon attempts, note attempts, to use logic in order to state Arnold is the culprit. -
Torgue blames Arnold.
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Torgue dodges questions.
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Shannon can't get its story straight.
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Shannon admits Torgue is doing it a favor.
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Shannon admits Arnold has caused it great pain.
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Ross gets his ass handed to him by Chris Murray, the alcoholic fucktard from Britian.
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Torgue's juvenile attempt at trolling, coupled with his petty racism.
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Torgue confirms he's in a relationship with Shannon.
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Torgue outs himself as a pedophile.
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Chris Murray proves Torgue is a pedophile.
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Ross's hidden homosexuality shows its ugly shaft.
Links
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Arnold's Google+ Cult
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