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Nick Bravo
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Corky also known as Nicholas Bravo, Nick Bravo, NickBravoLives, TheRealNickBravo, or by his birth name "Ryan Fenster", is a batshit insane YouTube lolcow.
He first became eFamous on YouTube with the intro video on his ChristBravo channel. In this vid, he claimed that he had "become Jesus" through sheer force of whim. This crackpot video inspired a mocking response vid from YouTube "celeb" Coughlan666. The rest, they say, was infamy.
He also fancies himself an Activist. His "activism" consists of going to infowars.com and absorbing whatever shit is posted there and rambling about it in a YouTube video or paying a public access TV channel (access Humboldt) to post his insane ramblings. Corky resembles Rootfag in 10 years in the future after his mom kicks him out of the house. Still unemployed living in a van, still in need of a dental plan, and of course still on disability. He is currently living in his van (license plate 1HMJ214) and trying to become an actor in Hollywood.
Ryan Fester gained his lulzcow status in an act of unintentional trolling when running for Arcata City Council, where he discriminated himself as an “experienced occultist”. Then after specularly losing that election he got busted by the police for eating $2.50 in salami nuggets and refusing to pay. He changed his name legally to "Nicholas Bravo" after his favorite actor Nicolas Cage. The nick name Corky was given to him because his ramblings resemble those of Corky from Life Goes On, who also has Down syndrome.
Youtube History
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After getting kicked out of yet another apartment, a YouTube user took pity on the little ferret and gave him a place to live and make some jew gold off YouTube by becoming a partner. However videos of Corky in his natural habitat drew only the attention of trolls.
That's Slander! I Sue You!
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Corky eventually moved out when the free food and beer dried up. Realizing what an ass he made of himself on camera, he tried filing DMCAs and lulsuits to get the videos taken down. After nobody listened to him he claimed to be filing a class action lawsuit unless the videos were removed. They're still up.
100 Days of Failure
On January 18, 2010 Corky announced his 100 day challenge to get a life with 14 points to success. Unfortunately, none of these included losing his virginity or accepting his homosexuality.
- Get a green screen/office to work on his crappy public access show.
- Go to the gym.
- Get his buckteeth fixed and a new hearing aid.
- Finish a script for a movie.
- "Networking," AKA not being a creepy homeless guy.
- Learn video editing.
- Get a website setup.
- Get an acting resume.
- Get the van fixed.
- Get a Kindle.
- Get into an acting school.
- "Learn Comedy." (not unintentional)
- Get a license for the van.
- Get a place to live (not his van).
All of which except going to the gym he still hasn't done to this day.
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Lulzy IRL Corky moments
Bravo was fired from his store clerk job at a Phoenix branch of Circle-K in April 2009 after refusing to serve an African American customer and calling him a “Drunken Nigger”. He remained “unemployed” in Phoenix for the remainder of the year and after his free accommodation ended when his room mate 
HappyCabbie was evicted and he became “homeless”.
He conned Youtube citizens out of $1400 worth of “donations” with an outlandish e-begging scam last Christmas and he has recently published a new appeal for more “donations”.
He was on the record admitting that he’d spent the $1400 on “Beer & Hookers” on his own BlogTV video blogging channel (Now suspended after it was used to harass his former room mate HappyCabbie) and went on to say that one young black Phoenix hooker alone cost him $300.
His SpikeBravo Youtube channel was suspended after death threats were issued and other Terms Of Service violations were committed, but feckless Bravo opened a new account called ProfessorBravo, hilariously endowing himself with a Professorship lol b&.
His only video on his ProfessorBravo channel was e-begging $249 dollars in his latest scam which purports to liberate his possessions from an Arcata storage facility.
Alleged Pedophilia
IM FUCKING WINNING!1!11!!1
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Rage Quit From Youtube
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As expected Corky couldn't stay offline for more than 48 hours and returned with 3 new channels.
Corky Meets the Po-Po
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Mr. Policeman would also like Corky to alert the local gubmint about his change of address. I don't think he knows that Corky's van IS his current address....and now that his battery has been stolen, his current address will stop trundling from city to city.
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Makes me wonder, how is he going to recharge his camera to make more vids?
Fail in Human Form
Here's an amusing exchange that took place between myself and one of Nick Bravo's sockpuppet accounts:
[post where he drops dox on one of his trolls]
Y0UTUBEmostSUSPENDED 9 hours ago
@Y0UTUBEmostSUSPENDED
Docdropping is one of the main reasons you keep getting suspended, Fenster.
LordCustos3 47 minutes ago
@LordCustos3
Doc dropping? you just called me FENSTER and said Doc Dropping about my posting the address a=of a trolls local police department?
THAT'S IRONY Jamie
Y0UTUBEmostSUSPENDED 6 minutes ago
@Y0UTUBEmostSUSPENDED
Hahahahaha....you just ADMITTED to being Nick Bravo, you gormless asshat!
>"THAT'S IRONY Jamie"
What's even more ironic, I'm not "jamie". Pay attention to who is talking to you next time.
LordCustos3 1 minute ago
Notice the amount of impotent butthurt that erupts when I call his sockpuppet out by his real name. He then tries to call me out, using someone elses name. It's almost as if its A-OK when he does it, but a horrible sin if someone does it to him.
External Links
- His channel for November Remember to Flag,Flame,Downrate and Lurk.
- The channel he used to fake his death We continue waiting to see him actually Win.
- Sock account used to drop dox Hes such a fag
- His blawg
- His Twatter
- His FailBook
- Online dating lol
- Life Coaching (malicious javascript found, probably how he was hacked)
- Article in the Arcata Eye about the salami nuggets incident
- His 2004 erection manifesto "I am an experienced occultist"
See Also
- Delusional
- Dental Plan
- Jawsus
- Removing your YouTube videos
- Rootbrian - Appears to be and act like a younger version of Nick Bravo and just as lulzy to troll
- Unemployed
- Unwarranted Self-Importance
- Victim Complex
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