Bill9929

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

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	“	I am An admin, Hater of ED, and a person who likes to blog	„

Bill 0\/\/n5 ED with this edit to the Clayranger89 article.

Here at ED, the phrases "batshit insane" and "unwarranted self-importance" are liberally thrown around the tubes at any tart with enough brain cells to sign up for LiveJournal. But when we say these things about Bill9929, we sincerely mean it. Bill9929, alternatively known as Bill Peebles, is one of the most preposterous manchildren to grace the internet; an aspiring writer and wiki admin, most of Bill's time is spent authoring masterpieces on the Creepypasta Wiki when he is not occupied with explaining his erratic behaviors to Wikia staff. He is a known white knight for Clayranger89, even sharing some of the same interests as his partner-in-crime (and is suspected to be EASalert88).

His writing

The Alarm Clock

The other day i bought a new alarm clock on eBay. It was a fancy one that showed the weather. I hooked it up and i woke up to the weather forcast. On the 6 night i had it i went to bed and i had a bad dream. I then woke up with and i looked at the alarm clock and it said "666" on it. I then reset it then it said "Searching" like what it normaly does to look for the time. It than displayed the time then i went back to sleep. I woke up again and found the alarm clock to say "666" i went to unplug it when it bursted into flames. Then suddenly it was daylight. I brought the clock to a local dump. I went back and the alarm clock was on my nightstand again. I brought it to a incenerator and burned it. Then on my way back i faint and got into an accident in my car. An EMT saved my life. I have never bought an alarm clock after that situation.

Boy Scout Troop 666

Has anyone heard of Troop 666? It was a troop that went to a camping trip and never came back. I was watching TV when suddenly I fainted. Then I was at the camp ground where they were last seen. It was at Devil's Nook Forest in Rovensville, Minnesota. It was very dark out, which was very strange. I couldn't even see the moon! I was walking around, wondering where I was until I saw a bunch of corpses. I went and immediately called 911 on my cell phone. The cops never arrived. To this day I am scared to death because of this event. It seems to haunt me in my dreams sometimes... It was a horrible event, and I don't think anyone should ever have to experience it. I was in therapy for years due to this. I had the urge to see this site, so I drove to the location I was in, in the dream, and saw a single gravestone. It read "RIP (It said my name, but I censored it)". I was never found again. See you at the camp...

The Story of Weird Ozzy

Once upon a time in the 1920s there was a guy named Ozzy. He usually spends his time at a club called Ye Olde Creepysalad Wikiatory. Then he got promoted to work at the wikiatory. He had to kick many people out for vandalizing the club. His parents names are Momma Ben and Daddy Xan. The both thought he was really crazy so they took him to the mental hospital. On a piece of paper he wrote “RUN RUN RUN RUN FROM THE BAN YOU ARE BANNED”. Everyone was shocked about it. The next day ozzy was missing. His parents called ozzy’s uncle Cleric to tell them about the disappearance. Xan, Ben, and Cleric drove for hours and could not find anything. The police then started an investigation. The next day Ozzy was found and had many cuts and bruises on him. Ozzy was fixed up but he is still weird. Ozzy died on May 11, 1959. Today Ozzy’s great grandson Maverick (last name omitted) works for a newer version of the Creepysalad Wikiatory called Creepypasta Wiki.

Wikia Ban

Beware vandals, or he will crack out the banhammer on ~~you~~ himself

Bill once again strokes his ego over blocking an account he made.

After receiving administrative privileges on the Creepypasta wiki, Bill decided it would be a fantastic idea to impersonate Meepsheep by creating a sock from the same IP he uses for his main account, upload pain series, vandalize his own userpage, and then ban said account only to make a blog about how vandalism would not be tolerated. However, Bill failed to realize that Wikia staff have very little patience for high-level vandals and associates, and spend countless hours everyday globally blocking them and their associated IP (proxy) ranges, thus his account was frozen. His immediate reaction? Make a Wikipedia account for the sole purpose of posting "My name is Bill, I decided to be a user on here after a fag globaly blocked me on Wikia" (said revision can be located here, he blanked the page after discovering it was linked to in this very article). It was days until he realized that contacting the staff member who blocked him and explaining the situation might clear it up. Below is the friendly exchange between the two parties.

Tim Quievryn, Nov-03 04:08 pm (UTC): Hello,

Thanks for contacting Wikia. Let me explain why you were blocked on our service:

On October the 14th you created an account called "Meeepsheep", uploaded a questionable picture, and then used your primary account to delete the picture and ban the user. This is what our IP data conclusively shows and thus I am going to assume this is true.

As I'm sure you know, Meepsheep is a vulgar vandal we take seriously. Any indication that you were Meepsheep would lead to immediate blocking as we have in this case.

Upon your request, I have done some digging into the IP data and I am fairly confident that you are not the "real" Meepsheep, so I am lifting the block as I feel three weeks was fair punishment.

Socking and spoofing notorious vandal accounts is a definite no-no. I'm honestly not sure what you hoped to gain from the action you performed, but it is not acceptable behaviour on our service and we will react in much the same manner (long-term block).

Hope this explanation helps and enjoy being back on our service!

Timothy Quievryn Wikia Community Support Team

Bill9929, Nov-02 04:29 am (UTC): Hello, I was caught in a global block, I am not sure what it was for but I apologise for any inconvenience that happened on Wikia. I have provided the block info below

The block was made by Charitwo. Reason given: This username or IP address is prevented from editing across the entire Wikia network due to spam, vandalism or other disruption. If you believe this is in error, please contact Wikia. Start of block: 22:15, October 14, 2011 Expiry of block: infinite Intended blockee: Bill9929 Block ID: #23586 Current IP address: 68.68.107.100

Bill ([email protected]) http://community.wikia.com/wiki/User:Bill9929 Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; CPU iPhone OS 5_0 like Mac OS X) AppleWebKit/534.46 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/5.1 Mobile/9A334 Safari/7534.48.3 wkID: 177; wkLang: en; IP:68.68.107.100; uID: 4251868 (User:Bill9929); uLang: en

To review the status of the request and add additional comments, follow the link below: http://support.wikia-inc.com/tickets/12649

You can also add a comment by replying to this email.

And they still don't believe him

[21:15:08] <Bill9929> how firesheep works is it captures the feed that an unsecured connection (kind of like when you listen on phone calls with another phone in the house)
[21:15:10] koishi [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Read error: Connection reset by peer
[21:15:36] <Godisme> Bill, you are not blocked or bannedfromchat
[21:15:45] <Bill9929> i was blocked globaly
[21:16:01] <Monchoman45> You can appeal that at Special:Contact
[21:16:12] <Bill9929> i have done that allready
[21:16:20] ChanServ [ChanServ@services.] has set mode +q *!*@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.98.217.164.252
[21:16:20] <Monchoman45> Wait for a response
[21:16:23] <Rainbow_Dash> lol
[21:16:27] <Monchoman45> Or that
[21:16:35] <Gard|lurkmoar> eh?
[21:16:47] <Araya> heh
[21:17:02] <Godisme> whatevs
[21:17:03] Bill9929 [62d9a4fc@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.98.217.164.252] has quit IRC: Quit: Wikia webchat: http://irc.wikia.com/
[21:17:09] <charitwo> bye meepsheep
[21:17:12] <Monchoman45> Oh really

Further abuse of his administrative powers

	“	You abuse your powers, broski! —Preceding unsigned comment added by SheWatchesYou (talk • contribs) You posted ASCII art in chat. Bill9929 01:37, November 12, 2011 (UTC)	„
	—Because posting ASCII art is a bannable offense

	“	Hey dude, why are you so uptight? i mean, i was just making a joke, You could've given me a warning. By this i can tell that the Halo Nation chat is better organized, no offense or anything. HaloReplicas 17:44, November 3, 2011 (UTC) "Sexual Matters" is against the chat rules and is a no-warning kick. "RCN=Retared Communications Network" User:Bill9929	„
	—Another user infuriates Bill about his virgin problem

	“	h1 and bold is pretty handy. InfinityLimit 04:35, November 15, 2011 (UTC) We don't use h1 here. It is considered spam. Bill9929 04:36, November 15, 2011 (UTC)	„
	—Getting angry at a user for knowing more about basic markup than he did