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[[2006]] was a good year for drama. [[Democrats]] won the House and the Senate, only to [http://www.iht.com/articles/2006/12/14/news/senate.php see their one seat majority die] of a [[heart attack]] before the [[VTEC_Just_Kicked_In_Yo|power kicked in yo]]. [[Loose Change]] creators released another batshit video, and all while the machine of [[IRL]] worked, drama was occurring all throughout the [[internets]], which we now know are [[Ted Stevens|a series of tubes]]. It was the designated the International [[Asperger's]] Year ([[seriously]]) commemorating the [[100]]th anniversary of the birth of Dr. Hans Asperger, discoverer of Asperger's Syndrome.
 
The most important thing to remember before reading this article is that [[Fred Bauder]] cannot practice law in Colorado due to soliciting a client's wife for prostitution.
 
Need a recap of what happened [[2005|last year]]? We've got you covered.
 
<center>
<youtube>9Ym3BA9lXF4</youtube><br>Sheneequa's throwback to 2006.
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==Events==
===January===
*Bantownians claim to hijack more than 900,000 LiveJournal accounts.
*The "OH SHIT WE'RE SCREWED!" Era comes to an end.
*[[Madrigalskylark]] "goes nuts"
*[[thoseskinnygirls]] founded
*[[Ebaumsworld]] attacked by [[YTMND]] for [[image theft]]. [http://wewon.ytmnd.com/ You can guess who won].
 
===February===
*[[Jakejekyll]] is down with the clowns. In [[hell]].
*[[Crazayjillay]] popped out a [[baby]].
*[[Djfox]] left forever.
*[[Futuristic Sex Robotz]] released album Hotel Coral Essex. You have likely never heard of them.
 
===March===
*[[Delete fucking everything]] becomes known after [[Jacknstock]], Banaan, and [[User:Bastardman|Bastardman]] delete a slew of articles before [[done with ED|quitting ED forever]].
*[[Cosplayfucks]] reached 1000 members again.
*[[Meatspin.com]] sold on [[eBay]].
*[[David Shadle]] charged with first-degree murder.
 
===April===
[[Image:Anwinner.jpg|thumb|Rest in peace.]]
*[[Dwarlinggirlxcore]], a girl calling herself the [[lesbian]] lover of [[Harry Potter]]'s [[Emma Watson]] causes plenty of [[lulz]] on ED.
*[[Mitchell Henderson]] gets his iPod stolen, and shoots himself in the head. Thus, he is the [[An hero#2006|2006 Golden iPod recipient]].
 
===May===
*[[LJ]] mommies go batshit-insane when [[LJ Abuse]] tell them they cannot have breastfeeding default icons.
*A teacher calls a student "nigga" and sparks a massive political [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XURRzofbMc0 debacle]
**Get away from the door, niggaa
 
===June===
*ED's [[3000th Article]] is created.
*[[Andrewpants]], the guy who fucked [[Mediacrat]] and lived to tell about it parties too hard and dies in the bay area.
*[[Christopher Walken]] first recorded use of powerwords.
*[[National Emo Kid Beatdown Day]]
*[[Jacknstock]] <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&user=Jacknstock&page=User%3ACrayolacrime blocks]</span> [[Girlvinyl]]'s husband, [[Rubberduc]], over a [[World of Warcraft]] edit. Jacknstock eventually gets <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Jacknstock raped up the ass]</span> in return for his [[butthurt]] and unfair use of his admin abilities.
*[[Protect fucking everything]] becomes known. A few days after Jacknstock is blocked and his admin powers stripped away, a vandal pagemoves hundreds of pages. All 3000 pages of ED were set to be page-move protected when [[User:Krade|Krade]] finds out how to remove the ability for regular users to move pages by setting <code>$wgGroupPermissions['user']['move'] = false</code>.
[[Image:Originalshoe.JPG|thumb|Oh yeah, that's how I like it]]
*The founder of Purple PJs decides to go batshit crazy.
*[[Put shoe on head]] becomes known.
*ED's trademark rainbow blinkies are used to make fun of Jacknstock for being fired.
 
===July===
*ED's [[16-year-old girl]] article becomes first page to reach 100, 000 page views.
*[[Dollfie]] becomes known.
[[Image:ED IRC.JPG|thumb|Created by [[Sheneequa]] with [[MS Paint]].]]
*[[ED IRC]] is created.
*A bunch of asspie 13-year-olds go insane when they see that ED joked about the Beatles!
*[[MONGO]], a Wikipedia admin, goes ballistic when a screencap of ED's main page is uploaded to [[TOW]], and repeatedly vandalizes ED.
*ED hosts the [[P-p-p-powerbook]] tale.
[[Image:WebcamED.jpg|thumb|Tawnee hates Erectile Dysfunction.]]
*[[Tawneelynne]] provides many [[Nudes|n00dz]] and [[lulz]] for the whole LJ community.
*[[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006]] occurs; hundreds of /b/tards, and [[Habbo Hotel|one shitty socializing site]] collide
*Zany antics ensue when [[Hezbollah]] trolls [[Israel]].
*[[Zenofeller]] [[fails|tries]] to make his own ED by stealing content from us and [[Uncyclopedia]]. [[onideus|Sounds awfully familiar]].
 
===August===
*[[b/-day|/b/-day]] 2006 occurs.
*[[Culturalbaggage]] sees his three line "article" and legally threatens ED. [[Tfo]] then expands his article to what it is now and culturalbaggage quits before he gets any further behind.
*[[Funnelgirl]] becomes known.
*[[Littlefag]] becomes the self-proclaimed King of Trolls and fails horribly.
*Vincent Margera gets arrested after feeling up some [[12 year old girl]] boobs.
[[Image:Nathanr cock.jpg|thumb|THIS PICTURE IS A PARODY OKAY?]]
*[[Tfo]] and Nets troll their own kind all over [[LiveJournal]].
*[[Malerymalamute]] [[Beastiality|fucked some dogs]] and [[sick fuck|enjoyed it]].
*[[John Mark Karr]], a [[pedo]] schoolteacher who [[faggot|"came out"]] in style in 2006 to admitting to the 1996 murder-rape of a 6-year-old "beauty queen" that he didn't do. Why? Pretty much for the lulz. His journey including a [[l337]] ride home from Bangkok on the [[v&|Party Jet]].
 
=== September ===
*[[DannyRose]] [[rapes]] a [[paraplegic]] fox-child.
*[[Duke Otterland]], an [[autistic]] furry who gets pissed off about his ED article, documenting the Duke's daring exploits. Lulz ensue.
*[[Facebook]] implements a new stalking feature that had college students up in arms. Nowadays, everybody uses it.
[[Image:HansReiserGuilty.jpg|thumb|Proof that he is guilty]]
*[[Hans Reiser]] trolled wife to [[death]].
[[Image:Kimgill01.jpg|thumb|Kim in the Flesh]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]] goes for the [[high score]]; only managing [[fail|1 kill]].
*[[Lonelygirl15]] exposed as a fraud; she gets even more subscribers than before.
*[[Lulzcon]] is hosted on September 29 and some [[Dramacrats]] got together.
*[[RFJason Craigslist Experiment]] brought ED's pagerank up to 1200 and got mentioned on countless blogs, newspapers, and even MSNBC.
*[[Rob Levin]] becomes known.
*[[Girlvinyl]] makes a false site with a petition to shut down Encyclopedia Dramatica. Many furries and [[wikipedophile]]s fall for it.
*[[Steve Irwin]] is stabbed to death by a stingray tail, through his heart.
*[[Ted Stevens]] proposes his idea that the Internets are a series of tubes.
 
===October===
[[Image:Foley elephant.jpg|thumb|So I heard you have a [[cast fetish]]]]
*[[Borat]], a troll of epic proportions including [[lawlsuits]] from two countries and - so far - three of his movie's "[[victims]]".
*[[Chasethehedgehog]], a [[not|very talented artist]] finds a spot in the top 10% of [[DeviantART]].
*[[Cyclotouriste]], amazing, but lonely, biker/prophet looking for some [[poon]].
*[[DJ Skeptik]] protracted an [[edit-war]] with a shitty musician.
*ED's 4000th article is created.
*[[LNN]] is born.
*[[Jake Brahm]] gets busted for threatening football.
*[[Mark Foley]] is on the prowl.
*[[Australia|Australians]] [[rape]] a [[retarded]] girl, record it, [[retard|publish it]], and get arrested.
*[[Ultraviolet News Network]] is born.
*[[OldDirtyBtard]] coins the term, "EDiot" in #ed.
 
===November===
*[[Buzzboard]] becomes known.
*[[PeppermintPatti]] becomes known after an incident involving [[McDonalds]].
*[[YouTube Street Team]] becomes known.
*[[Argent009]], a weirdo with a [[dragon]] fetish threatens assault, [[murder]], [[e-lawsuits]], [[FBI]] investigations and ends up looking stupid.
*[[Gay God]] becomes known.
*[[Kramer]] warns audience about presence of [[niggers]] and is unfairly reprimanded by the [[old media]] ogliarchy.
*[[Ted Haggard]], a conservative [[Fundie|Evangelist]] turns out to be the raging [[Drug|crystal]] [[Gay|queen]].
*[[OJ Simpson]] announces he's signed a mega-buck deal with [[Rupert Murdoch]]'s Random House Books for a book about the murder of his wife and her lover entitled '''"If I Did It; Here's How It Happened."'''
*[[Djdlikesxbox]], a [[13-year-old boy|Boy]] who tries to pick up a chick on an [[IRC]] channel. He's not allowed on the computer anymore, for obvious reasons.
 
=== December ===
*[[Bravesgirl5]] gets trolled off of [[YouTube]] and [[MySpace]].
*[[Crossmack]] becomes known.
*[[Michael J. Fox]] will never be thought of as a decent human being, because of his Parkinson's.
*[[MONGO]] quits [[Wikipedia]] forever. Or at least until next week.
*[[YouTube Civil War]] trolls harness [[THE POWER OF ONLINE VIDEO COMMUNICATION]].
*[[Hal Turner]] get ruined.
*[[Saddam Hussein]] is hanged.
 
==Gallery==
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==See Also==
* [[ED5]]
 
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"Nutrition for elderly"

2006 was a good year for drama. Democrats won the House and the Senate, only to see their one seat majority die of a heart attack before the power kicked in yo. Loose Change creators released another batshit video, and all while the machine of IRL worked, drama was occurring all throughout the internets, which we now know are a series of tubes. It was the designated the International Asperger's Year (seriously) commemorating the 100th anniversary of the birth of Dr. Hans Asperger, discoverer of Asperger's Syndrome.

The most important thing to remember before reading this article is that Fred Bauder cannot practice law in Colorado due to soliciting a client's wife for prostitution.

Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.


Sheneequa's throwback to 2006.

Events

January

February

March

April

Rest in peace.

May

  • LJ mommies go batshit-insane when LJ Abuse tell them they cannot have breastfeeding default icons.
  • A teacher calls a student "nigga" and sparks a massive political debacle
    • Get away from the door, niggaa

June

Oh yeah, that's how I like it
  • The founder of Purple PJs decides to go batshit crazy.
  • Put shoe on head becomes known.
  • ED's trademark rainbow blinkies are used to make fun of Jacknstock for being fired.

July

Created by Sheneequa with MS Paint.
  • ED IRC is created.
  • A bunch of asspie 13-year-olds go insane when they see that ED joked about the Beatles!
  • MONGO, a Wikipedia admin, goes ballistic when a screencap of ED's main page is uploaded to TOW, and repeatedly vandalizes ED.
  • ED hosts the P-p-p-powerbook tale.
Tawnee hates Erectile Dysfunction.

August

  • /b/-day 2006 occurs.
  • Culturalbaggage sees his three line "article" and legally threatens ED. Tfo then expands his article to what it is now and culturalbaggage quits before he gets any further behind.
  • Funnelgirl becomes known.
  • Littlefag becomes the self-proclaimed King of Trolls and fails horribly.
  • Vincent Margera gets arrested after feeling up some 12 year old girl boobs.
THIS PICTURE IS A PARODY OKAY?

September

  • DannyRose rapes a paraplegic fox-child.
  • Duke Otterland, an autistic furry who gets pissed off about his ED article, documenting the Duke's daring exploits. Lulz ensue.
  • Facebook implements a new stalking feature that had college students up in arms. Nowadays, everybody uses it.
Proof that he is guilty
Kim in the Flesh

October

So I heard you have a cast fetish

November

December

Gallery

See Also
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