Robert Levin
Posterboy for why you should wear a helmet, Rob Levin spent all of his time chatting on the Internet and trying to get people to pay him to run the Freenode IRC network. He never held a real job and both he and his wife refused to work. Instead, they sucked at the teat of the federal government collecting disability. They claimed it is for ADD but we knew it was for more serious mental defects. Lilo lived in a trailer, and was last seen convincing people to donate a quarter million dollars to buy a bigger trailer and pay off his student loans. Actually, he lived in a rather nice apartment and even had a Hispanic nanny while pretending to live in the trailer with a broken toilet to get some sympathy so you'll help him buy a quarter-million dollar RV.
On September 15th, 2006, Levin died from acute trauma suffered during an extensive anal BDSM session with JWZ.
Rob Levin's death led to Anonymous getting sand in his vagina about Encyclopedia Dramatica and start ShutdownED.org.
Dunnage
Dunnage is a phrase coined by known internet evangelist Rob Levin. He couldn't exactly be bothered with asking where this came from seeing as he is dead. He was trolled to death by a car, causing serious A+++ lulz throughout the internets.
—rob levin, dead |
Important Links
- Eyeballing Rob Levin exposes Lilo to be a worthless fraud.
- Rob's blog where he begs people to buy him a new trailer has now sadly been deleted.
- Rob received a federal indictment in 1992 for stealing from a nonprofit organization he worked for.
- GNAA suspected in death of Rob Levin
lilo the meme
lol, dunnage
Lilo Black Metal
After Jmax of Bantown took over Freenode, Jesuitx produced a quality black metal track titled Dethrone Lilo. FACTOID: That is an acoustic guitar.
Delink the sacred server
Sodomize the holy channel
Drink the red blood of the wife of lilo
Masturbation on the dead body of freenode
The king of PDPC is dead
and so are the lies
Vomit on the host of Wikipedos
Masturbate on the throne of #ruby-lang
Break the seals of lilo's oper block
Drink the sweet blood of #emacs
Taste the open sores
Sodomize open source
The king of PDPC is an idiot
The IRC network will burn
Delink the IRC server
Rob Levin is dead
Stability gone
Security gone
The servers are burned
Covered in black shit
Rape the Wikipedos
Unclean birth of lilo's autistic children
Freenode will fall
Fuck the network
Fuck Rob Levin
Fuck the Wikipedos
Fuck the gods of Freenode
Fuck the name of Lilo
Fuck the gods of Freenode
Fuck the name of Lilo
(PS THIS IS BASED ON "DETHRONE THE SON OF GOD" BY HAVOHEJ)
Death
DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!
On 9/12 stabbington of bantown ran down his pink girls huffy. Saturday 2006.9.16, his death was lolcast to Freenode.
-christel- [Global Notice] On the 12th September Rob Levin, known to many as Freenode's lilo, was hit by a car while riding his bike. He suffered head injuries and passed away in hospital on the 16th. For more information please visit #freenode-announce
Within seconds, trolls and h8ers across the internets swarmed Freenode #freenode-announce and the many sub-memorial channels setup postmortem.
Since he was liked by few and mutually disliked by everybody, many offers of condolences were offered in the #freenode-announce channel on Freenode (If by condolences you mean statements like "lol", "lilo was a fag" and "how can I run to be the next president???!".
Rob is survived by his husband Rico and two sons, Chip and Max. He will be laid to rest next to his brother, Mr. Hands, who willed his prized stallion to Levin when he himself passed away. Interestingly enough, Hands also died from acute anal trauma at the hands of this stallion.
<Meriwether> I disliked lilo
<ttuttle> Meriwether: I agree he was a horrible president
<Cowclops> you mean you can just call up the morgue and be like "is so and so dead?" and they'll actually tell you?
<Ankara2> give the county morgue people 1000 phone calls "Is lilo dead yo?"
<jesuitx> guyz im having a party tonight to celebrate
<GarethTheGreat> with no offence to any catholics present - i laughed
<Meriwether> Freenode isn't that important, and neither was lilo.
<taget> its not like a guy who irc'd in a trailer was a local hero
Lilo speed metal
After Jesuitx's first lilo metal track ended up an eerily prophetic prediction of lilo's slaughter, he and weev made a victory song about the brutal hit-and-run attack conducted upon Rob Levin. It is titled Delife Lilo.
Rob Levin is dead true to form
Let's sodomize his head and begin the swarm
Trolls and banbots flood and spam lots
All freenode users are fat, stupid and poor
Get murdered like Levin the donation whore
FUCK YOU FREENODE, FUCK YOU LEVIN
ROB'S HELL IS ON THE ROAD LEADING TO OUR HEAVEN
We were driving the car that gored Freenode's king
Now destroy Rob's network and let chaos ring!
LETS ALL GET TOGETHER AND TOGETHER WE'LL SING
I piss on lilo's body I rape his fat wife
I will continue on my spree cuz if I get caught its life
With the bumper of my Taurus I did aim
Driving over the hump, Lilo I did maim
Let us watch it on YouTube again and again
We are irl trolls with our guns and a car
You should learn all of this if you want to get far
We speed towards a troll revolution
This chapter reads just like the final solution
TAKING OVER FREENODE WAS OUR FIRST CONTRIBUTION
Slimy unixbeards all deserve to die
When you hear my motor running don't stop and cry
Pedal harder faggot, I'm closing in
Your brains on my bumper for the win
You are all gonna die like Rob Levin
RMS you're next you fat fuck
Bel-Air
Made by Sheneequa after learning of his visit from the Angel of Death.
Now this is a story all about how
Rob Levin got flipped turned upside down
Now wait a little minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how lilo got hit by a victoria-crown
In Houston, Texas born and raised
On irc is where he spent most of his days
Maxin relaxin and chillin all cool
And making a bunch of stupid freenode rules
When a couple of cars, they were up to no good
Started drivin round in his neighborhood
He got in one little collision and his aspies got scared
Said you're moving into the six-feet-underground
I whistled for a hearse and when it came near
The liscense plate said YHBT and it was driven by weev
If anything I could say this hearse was rare
But I said nah forget it, you've been ruined
George of the Jungle
___ o __/ |____ --- /L, |__________| --- (o)/(o) o o ---
Rob, Rob, Rob of the Freenode
One big stupid fuck!
AH EEH AH EEAHH EEYA EYAH EEYAH!!
WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK!!!
Freenode users find ED
<Whopper> I'm ashamed that the first google hit for "Rob levin dead" is an encyclopedia dramatica article
<Whopper> very disrespectful :(
<GHe|VERY_Busy> somebody should change it..
<Whopper> i suppose if we have a vote rally we could have it deleted
<Whopper> if enough people sign to have it down, then it may be possible
<GeorgeMoney> someone blank this http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php/Rob_Levin
<Whopper> oh...
<GeorgeMoney> I cant find any proxies that are not blocked
<GeorgeMoney> I wasted all the proxies on the nathanr article
<GeorgeMoney> I need to blank the lilo article now
. GHe|VERY_Busy/##lilo-rip will try to find a proxy
<Whopper> i did not vandalize the nathan one, but this one will be worth it
<Gamez> "This page has been locked to prevent editing."
<ttuttle> Gamez: That sucks.
<Whopper> ghe: I have some proxy changing sites that nathan gave me :)
<ttuttle> Gamez: How about we googlebomb a beter page to move something else up in the rankings?
<GHe|VERY_Busy> it's protected
<GHe|VERY_Busy> full protected
<Whopper> ttuttle: I guess if we create a very good editthis with logs and a signing post, it may do it
<GHe|VERY_Busy> someone upload an image to replace http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php/Image:Lilobating.png
<GeorgeMoney> someone please find me a proxy please
<GHe|VERY_Busy> btw, what *exactly* is encyclopediadramatica for
<Whopper> it is to make fun at others expence
<GeorgeMoney> we need proxies to delete the article
<Shadow42> Whoa there
<GHe|VERY_Busy> how do u even delete the article
<Shadow42> You're talking vandalism
<Whopper> george: then good thing i used to be a vandal.
<Whopper> http://search.yahoo.com/search?fr=slv2-sbc&p=free+proxy+changers
<Shadow42> I know
<Whopper> there you go.
<Shadow42> I'm saying, why not email them about it
<Whopper> shadow42: I go way back with ed
<Whopper> georgemoney: using the trial time on aol disks works good for proxies too
<GeorgeMoney> I dont have aol
<SonicChao> Ahahaha. Please. =\
<GeorgeMoney> I will vadalise the image with a kitten
<SonicChao> Discuss changes on the talk page.
<SonicChao> Do you know nothing about wiki software?
<GeorgeMoney> sonicchao: ED is *not* like wikipedia
<GHe|VERY_Busy> it's not even uncyclo
<SonicChao> I know.
<SonicChao> I edit for Uncyclopedia.
<GeorgeMoney> you cant just go on the talkpage and get community consensus
<GeorgeMoney> they are evil
<GHe|VERY_Busy> uncyclo is funny, but not stupid
<GeorgeMoney> ED is evil, uncyc is funny
<SonicChao> No one visits ED much anyway.
<GeorgeMoney> SonicChao: well atleast we need to get off the fist page on google
<GeorgeMoney> look at this it is terrible
<GeorgeMoney> This page has been accessed 2,816 times.
<Whopper> I posted what i believe, now I will never access that page again.
<GHe|VERY_Busy> (diff) (hist) . . Talk:Rob Levin.ÇÄ; 00:02 . . Clap goes the dipshit. (Talk | Contribs) ?
<Whopper> yes.
<Whopper> that would be me.
<Whopper> cough. cough.
<SonicChao> When you addvertise00:09, 17 September 2006 SonicChao (Talk | Contribs) (Reverted edits of Clap Goes the Dipshit., to last version by TiCL)
<SonicChao> ^_^
<Whopper> ^_^ :)
<Whopper> well, i give up
<Whopper> i guess time heals its own wounds
<Caitlai> Did you guys see the Ed one?
<Caitlai> :O
<Whopper> umm...yes
Note: If you think Rob Levin dying is srs business, you are a fucking crybaby.
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