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[[Image:Angry mom.jpg|thumb|The average [[bullshit|loving]] Christian parent, about to deliver a [[rage|calm]] [[pwn|chastising]] to her child.]] | [[Image:Angry mom.jpg|thumb|The average [[bullshit|loving]] Christian parent, about to deliver a [[rage|calm]] [[pwn|chastising]] to her child.]] | ||
The average user is an ugly, middle aged, middle to low class [[whore|mom]], who uses screen names that belong to dominatrices like "NoNonsenseMom", "traditionalmother", and " | The average user is an ugly, middle aged, middle to low class [[whore|mom]], who uses screen names that belong to dominatrices like "NoNonsenseMom", "traditionalmother", and "sterndisciplinari<youtube>8sWCjOZAjRk</youtube><youtube>8sWCjOZAjRk</youtube><youtube>8sWCjOZAjRk</youtube><youtube>8sWCjOZAjRk</youtube>an". Men also frequent these forums, posting | ||
jizz-soaked fantasies of punishing their daughters while reading off biblical passages that justify, nay, <i>require</i> that they [[erection|keep it up]]. However, the great and lulzy difference between this forum and so many others is that children | jizz-soaked fantasies of punishing their daughters while reading off biblical passages that justify, nay, <i>require</i> that they [[erection|keep it up]]. However, the great and lulzy difference between this forum and so many others is that children | ||
are [[rape|heavily encouraged]] to make accounts and talk with complete [[anonymous|strangers]] about getting their [[i_came|panties dropped, thrown across the knee of their father]], and [[pedobear|disciplined]]. These retarded, generally southern | are [[rape|heavily encouraged]] to make accounts and talk with complete [[anonymous|strangers]] about getting their [[i_came|panties dropped, thrown across the knee of their father]], and [[pedobear|disciplined]]. These retarded, generally southern | ||
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==Basic Tenets== | ==Basic Tenets== | ||
'''First and foremost''', spankies believe that all spankings should be delivered on the [[pedobear|bare]] [[pedophile|bottom]]. They believe that only [[hippie|liberals]] spank clothed children. Being almost universally Christian Fundie, or Semi-Fundie fucks, they believe that God only wants the MAN of the house beating up on her and the kids. The daddy has the power to arbitrate all ass-related discipline around the house, and mommy should only deliver the beatings when dad is busy. They also believe in bringing back [[CP|corporal punishment]] to the schools and the prisons, as these places are clearly devoid of [[niggers|any group]] that [[neo_nazi|might object]]. There is a general consensus that you should not spank boys, as it turns them into cock-craving homosexuals. The average spank blogger also believes in using all sorts of tools of ass-justice, and owns more paraphernalia than a BDSM-crazed crackwhore. To summarize, they believe that the man of the house should be the only one allowed to spank, and that only girls should be spanked, and when they are spanked it should always be bare bottomed. [[pedobear|I'm]] [[Josef_Fritzl|starting]] [[Priest|to]] [[pedophile|see]] [[molest|a]] [[Irish282|pattern]] [[ | '''First and foremost''', spankies believe that all spankings should be delivered on the [[pedobear|bare]] [[pedophile|bottom]]. They believe that only [[hippie|liberals]] spank clothed children. Being almost universally Christian Fundie, or Semi-Fundie fucks, they believe that God only wants the MAN of the house beating up on her and the kids. The daddy has the power to arbitrate all ass-related discipline around the house, and mommy should only deliver the beatings when dad is busy. They also believe in bringing back [[CP|corporal punishment]] to the schools and the prisons, as these places are clearly devoid of [[niggers|any group]] that [[neo_nazi|might object]]. There is a general consensus that you should not spank boys, as it turns them into cock-craving homosexuals. The average spank blogger also believes in using all sorts of tools of ass-justice, and owns more paraphernalia than a BDSM-crazed crackwhore. To summarize, they believe that the man of the house should be the only one allowed to spank, and that only girls should be spanked, and when they are spanked it should always be bare bottomed. [[pedobear|I'm]] [[Josef_Fritzl|starting]] [[Priest|to]] [[pedophile|see]] [[molest|a]] [[Irish282|pattern]] [[Glenn_B<youtube>8sWCjOZAjRk</youtube><youtube>8sWCjOZAjRk</youtube><youtube>8sWCjOZAjRk</youtube>eck|here]]. | ||
<center>{{morphquote|mq1|background-color: white; width: 600px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;|Hi, First of all, you should continue to spank your daughter bare until you decide to stop spanking her and if that means she is 18 or 19 and still getting bare bottom spankings then so be it. There are two parts to a spanking that make it effective. Obviously the main part is the [[pain_series|pain]] that is caused, but [[BDSM|humiliation]] also plays a part, so therefore it is important for her to be humiliated when getting spanked, it's a part of the punishment, and more reason to stay out of trouble. Also, it doesn't matter if her [[pingas|genetals]] and her anus can also be seen. You are her father and [[Josef_Fritzl|you have seen it all before]].|[[sick_fuck|Andrew]], explaining why it is important to humiliate your naked 19 year old daughter. | <center>{{morphquote|mq1|background-color: white; width: 600px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;|Hi, First of all, you should continue to spank your daughter bare until you decide to stop spanking her and if that means she is 18 or 19 and still getting bare bottom spankings then so be it. There are two parts to a spanking that make it effective. Obviously the main part is the [[pain_series|pain]] that is caused, but [[BDSM|humiliation]] also plays a part, so therefore it is important for her to be humiliated when getting spanked, it's a part of the punishment, and more reason to stay out of trouble. Also, it doesn't matter if her [[pingas|genetals]] and her anus can also be seen. You are her father and [[Josef_Fritzl|you have seen it all before]].|[[sick_fuck|Andrew]], explaining why it is important to humiliate your naked 19 year old daughter. | ||
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|Yes, moderate and reasonable CP in schools would go some way, I think, to curbing juvenile delinquency in this country too.|[[NAMBLA|Clem]], responding to forum topic "[[yes|Should there be CP in school?]]"|color=white}}</center><br> | |Yes, moderate and reasonable CP in schools would go some way, I think, to curbing juvenile delinquency in this country too.|[[NAMBLA|Clem]], responding to forum topic "[[yes|Should there be CP in school?]]"|color=white}}</center><br> | ||
==The Blogs | ==The Blogs<youtube>8sWCjOZAjRk</youtube><youtube>8sWCjOZAjRk</youtube><youtube>8sWCjOZAjRk</youtube><youtube>8sWCjOZAjRk</youtube> | ||
[[Image:Spankingstalker.jpg|thumb|Jonathan, being not at all creepy, and merely concerned for a young girl's [[vagina|moral fiber]]]] | [[Image:Spankingstalker.jpg|thumb|Jonathan, being not at all creepy, and merely concerned for a young girl's [[vagina|moral fiber]]]] | ||
[[Image:Lolstalker.jpg|thumb|A 52 year old man, trolling hardcore.]] | [[Image:Lolstalker.jpg|thumb|A 52 year old man, trolling hardcore.]] | ||
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Unfortunately, according to the trained biblical scholars at ED, they have wildly misinterpreted the meaning of this verse. It is quite clear, that when God used the word "rod", he actually meant [[cock]], with this proper translation, the [[fixed|verse makes much more sense]]. We can also all stop and take a minute to appreciate the irony of the use of the masculine pronoun when considered with their firm belief that boy-spanking produces homos. | Unfortunately, according to the trained biblical scholars at ED, they have wildly misinterpreted the meaning of this verse. It is quite clear, that when God used the word "rod", he actually meant [[cock]], with this proper translation, the [[fixed|verse makes much more sense]]. We can also all stop and take a minute to appreciate the irony of the use of the masculine pronoun when considered with their firm belief that boy-spanking produces homos. | ||
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All in all, these blogs are a lulzfarm for quotes, the best of which have been selected for you by an illegal alien who was paid with a bullet to the head. Enjoy! | All in all, these blogs are a lulzfarm for quotes, the best of which have been selected for you by an illegal alien who was paid with a bullet to the head. Enjoy! | ||
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|VIOLENCE can be used for beneficial purposes and reasons and when it is used in a positive light it's to bless not curse. You are a wonderful girl how awesome of you to offer yourself in an attempt to generate loving vibes in your home by allowing your folks to take their frustrations out on your bottom cheeks with your hopes of healing any tainted relationship between you and your parents utilizing girl spanking expanding it from only used for punitive punishment to also being used to clear the air mending relationships in a girls environment [[redundant|where she lives]]. Talk to your dad when your alone with him about spanking with your mom being out of the home away on an errand [a couple hours at least] giving you and your dad alone time for you to make your spanking pitch to him. Use your girl charm to charm him into spanking you reassuring him that its o.k its alright to spank you because your a girl and that you need him to spank you. No matter what walk of life if a dads girl pursues her dad to spank her he will spank her more times than not. Help your dad out to give you a spanking by positioning yourself bent over a chair pants down but leave your panties on so as not to shock your reluctant spanking dad with to much to soon. Your dad should give you a good 25-30 spanks. [[Jizz|Let it all out]] of your soul when he spanks you [cry it out] and when its over kiss and hug and thank your dad hugging him drying your eyes while you enjoy your answered prayers. You are right in wanting a spanking to attempt to mend this tainted family relationship with its psychological turmoil [a negative violence] by nipping it in the bud through the work of a good spanking [a positive violence]. Focus only on getting your dad to spank you when you have private alone time with him ; know how to bring the subject of spanking into a conversation at an opportune time ; and active patience in obtaining a spanking all spells success. A spanking by your dad would greatly bless you and those in your home. A girl spanking counselor can make a house call and in proxy spank a girl with the parents present/absent as | |VIOLENCE can be used for beneficial purposes and reasons and when it is used in a positive light it's to bless not curse. You are a wonderful girl how awesome of you to offer yourself in an attempt to generate loving vibes in your home by allowing your folks to take their frustrations out on your bottom cheeks with your hopes of healing any tainted relationship between you and your parents utilizing girl spanking expanding it from only used for punitive punishment to also being used to clear the air mending relationships in a girls environment [[redundant|where she lives]]. Talk to your dad when your alone with him about spanking with your mom being out of the home away on an errand [a couple hours at least] giving you and your dad alone time for you to make your spanking pitch to him. Use your girl charm to charm him into spanking you reassuring him that its o.k its alright to spank you because your a girl and that you need him to spank you. No matter what walk of life if a dads girl pursues her dad to spank her he will spank her more times than not. Help your dad out to give you a spanking by positioning yourself bent over a chair pants down but leave your panties on so as not to shock your reluctant spanking dad with to much to soon. Your dad should give you a good 25-30 spanks. [[Jizz|Let it all out]] of your soul when he spanks you [cry it out] and when its over kiss and hug and thank your dad hugging him drying your eyes while you enjoy your answered prayers. You are right in wanting a spanking to attempt to mend this tainted family relationship with its psychological turmoil [a negative violence] by nipping it in the bud through the work of a good spanking [a positive violence]. Focus only on getting your dad to spank you when you have private alone time with him ; know how to bring the subject of spanking into a conversation at an opportune time ; and active patience in obtaining a spanking all spells success. A spanking by your dad would greatly bless you and those in your home. A girl spanking counselor can make a house call and in proxy spank a girl with the parents present/absent as th<youtube>8sWCjOZAjRk</youtube><youtube>8sWCjOZAjRk</youtube><youtube>8sWCjOZAjRk</youtube><youtube>8sWCjOZAjRk</youtube><youtube>8sWCjOZAjRk</youtube><youtube>8sWCjOZAjRk</youtube><youtube>8sWCjOZAjRk</youtube><youtube>8sWCjOZAjRk</youtube><youtube>8sWCjOZAjRk</youtube><youtube>8sWCjOZAjRk</youtube><youtube>8sWCjOZAjRk</youtube><youtube>8sWCjOZAjRk</youtube><youtube>8sWCjOZAjRk</youtube><youtube>8sWCjOZAjRk</youtube><youtube>8sWCjOZAjRk</youtube>e case may be. A girl spanking counselor [the parents proxy] will educationally demonstrate proper spanking technique and protocol.|joe, breaking the pedo high score | ||
|Little details like that are just part of the way you do things but there's a reason. It's also very easy to notice if they don't have their toes turned because their feet are up in the air right in front of you but also you notice right away that their butt doesn't bounce from a lick the way it should and it's just obvious if you are used to it the other way.I expect to see their butt bounce from a paddle lick like a rubber ball. When I was taught to get in position my Aunt would take the edge of the paddle and run it up between my cheeks. If the paddle edge didn't slide through easy, barely touching, it's clenched and I had to turn my toes in more.|Katie's Aunt always performs the Chris-Forcand-Credit-Check. | |Little details like that are just part of the way you do things but there's a reason. It's also very easy to notice if they don't have their toes turned because their feet are up in the air right in front of you but also you notice right away that their butt doesn't bounce from a lick the way it should and it's just obvious if you are used to it the other way.I expect to see their butt bounce from a paddle lick like a rubber ball. When I was taught to get in position my Aunt would take the edge of the paddle and run it up between my cheeks. If the paddle edge didn't slide through easy, barely touching, it's clenched and I had to turn my toes in more.|Katie's Aunt always performs the Chris-Forcand-Credit-Check. | ||
|The paddle you use on your boy has a GIRLS name on it. Spankings are girl intrinsic and dont work on boys. The boy should be reoriented into a boy discipline intrinsic to his male nature of being a boy.|Boys are [[do not want]] | |The paddle you use on your boy has a GIRLS name on it. Spankings are girl intrinsic and dont work on boys. The boy should be reoriented into a boy discipline intrinsic to his male nature of being a boy.|Boys are [[do not want]] | ||
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<b>Once,</b> every so often, one person practices the fine art of [[CP]] so well that he becomes a hero to the whole online-spanking community. [[truth|Let me be clear, the actions and opinions of the following individuals are wholeheartedly supported by and entirely reflective of the opinions of all members of all online child discipline forums]]. | <b>Once,</b> every so often, one person practices the fine art of [[CP]] so well that he becomes a hero to the whole online-spanking community. [[truth|Let me be clear, the actions and opinions of the following individuals are wholeheartedly supported by and entirely reflective of the opinions of all members of all online child discipline forums]]. | ||
*<b>[[Larry]] and Constance Slack</b>: This couple of Jew-hova's witnesses were very upset when their daughter couldn't find their credit card in a pile of laundry. They gave her a "light beating" of 20 strokes, but the silly loli squirmed during it, so they decided [[Goosh_Goosh|more severe penalties were necessary]]. Her brothers tied her to a metal bed frame, her mother; a [[fail|registered nurse]] put a gag into her mouth, and her father [[rape|ordered her shirt cut off and her pants pulled off]]. Then he proceeded to give her the biblically determined "40 strokes minus one three times" (117 lashes for you retards) with plastic pipe tubing. However, he felt even 117 wasn't enough, and after 160 strokes, he had her turned over and hit her 39 more times on her chest and stomach. This epic beating lasted two hours, and when it was finished he left her in a basement bedroom and [[pretty_cool_guy|went upstairs to watch a DVD]]. She died soon of internal bleeding. Unfortunately, the police, notorious for their lack of a sense of humor, didn't understand proper child | *<b>[[Larry]] and Constance Slack</b>: This couple of Jew-hova's witnesses were very upset when their daughter couldn't find their credit card in a pile of laundry. They gave her a "light beating" of 20 strokes, but the silly loli squirmed during it, so they decided [[Goosh_Goosh|more severe penalties were necessary]]. Her brothers tied her to a metal bed frame, her mother; a [[fail|registered nurse]] put a gag into her mouth, and her father [[rape|ordered her shirt cut off and her pants pulled off]]. Then he proceeded to give her the biblically determined "40 strokes minus one three times" (117 lashes for you retards) with plastic pipe tubing. However, he felt even 117 wasn't enough, and after 160 strokes, he had her turned over and hit her 39 more times on her chest and stomach. This epic beating lasted two hours, and when it was finished he left her in a basement bedroom and [[pretty_cool_guy|went upstairs to watch a DVD]]. She died soon of internal bleeding. Unfortunately, the police, notorious for their lack of a sense of humor, didn't understand proper child reari<youtube>8sWCjOZAjRk</youtube><youtube>8sWCjOZAjRk</youtube>ng, and they are both serving life in prison. On the way to the prison, Larry decided that he didn't want to live in a world where he wasn't free to beat a loli to death (He found out what the [[Bubba|inmates]] will do to his plastic tubing beating a child to [[Pain_Series|death]] [[Goatse|ass]]), and hid a knife in the folds of his skin (police reports say he weighs [[fat|350 pounds]]), and tried to commit [[self_pwn|suicide]] with it. [[irony|Unfortunately the fat which allowed him to conceal the knife also stopped it from killing him]], he was treated at the hospital for [[fail|minor wounds]]. Then the bastard was sent back into prison to meet his [[Lemon_Party|fate]] of ass-rape and shankings. The State Prosecutor, opted for the death penalty, but the Judge did not want to deprive the general prison population of their constitutional rights on giving these parents the traditional [[rape|reward]] for such devout [[Torture|adherence]] to their [[bullshit|faith]]. | ||
*<b>Kevin and Elizabeth Schatz</b>: These pair of fundie God-fags adopted 3 [[niggers|kids]] from Liberia in order to [[molest|show them the love of God]]. However, they did not account for the irritating Ebonics that these children would forever speak in. One day, after several hours of trying to get one young girl to say "four" instead of "fo", they lost it. Elizabeth held the niglet down while Kevin beat it to death with plastic pipe tubing. The cops, again showing their characteristic lack of humor, arrested both of them for this incident and for beating the shit out of their other 8 kids. They both plead not guilty and await trial on November 2010. If this trial is televised expect great LULZ as these crackers try to defend beating nigger kids like slaves. | *<b>Kevin and Elizabeth Schatz</b>: These pair of fundie God-fags adopted 3 [[niggers|kids]] from Liberia in order to [[molest|show them the love of God]]. However, they did not account for the irritating Ebonics that these children would forever speak in. One day, after several hours of trying to get one young girl to say "four" instead of "fo", they lost it. Elizabeth held the niglet down while Kevin beat it to death with plastic pipe tubing. The cops, again showing their characteristic lack of humor, arrested both of them for this incident and for beating the shit out of their other 8 kids. They both plead not guilty and await trial on November 2010. If this trial is televised expect great LULZ as these crackers try to defend beating nigger kids like slaves. | ||
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Remember these parents the next time some fundie zealot screams about letting gay couples adopt. You never hear about gay couples beating kids to death with plastic tubes. | Remember these parents the next time some fundie zealot screams about letting gay couples adopt. You never hear about gay couples beating kids to death with plastic tubes.<youtube>8sWCjOZAjRk</youtube><youtube>8sWCjOZAjRk</youtube> | ||
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The Christian Spanking Blogs (CSB) are a collection of blogs about how to spank in a Christian manner.
Raising kids is hard work, the little fucks are always screaming their heads off about something. When it gets to the point where you just can't take it any more, maybe you'll shut the little fuck up by giving them a good smack on the ass. By itself this is not a terribly unusual child-rearing tactic, and many a NORP can be found smacking happily away at his loli's ass. However, there exists a special breed of sick fucks who love loli ass so much they must create websites devoted to it. On these forums they discuss how hard, how often, how naked, and with what objects the loli should be violated with. In doing so they have generated some of the greatest pedo fap material known to man. Enter the wild and whippy world of Spankbloggers! Because we all know that a kind, loving and understanding God wants you to beat the ever loving shit out of your children.
The Average User
The average user is an ugly, middle aged, middle to low class mom, who uses screen names that belong to dominatrices like "NoNonsenseMom", "traditionalmother", and "sterndisciplinari
an". Men also frequent these forums, posting
jizz-soaked fantasies of punishing their daughters while reading off biblical passages that justify, nay, require that they keep it up. However, the great and lulzy difference between this forum and so many others is that children are heavily encouraged to make accounts and talk with complete strangers about getting their panties dropped, thrown across the knee of their father, and disciplined. These retarded, generally southern assholes believe that spanking is the only way to raise a child, and if you don't whip their ass till it bleeds regularly, you will be raising a hell-bound, liberal, out-of-control freak.
Basic Tenets
First and foremost, spankies believe that all spankings should be delivered on the bare bottom. They believe that only liberals spank clothed children. Being almost universally Christian Fundie, or Semi-Fundie fucks, they believe that God only wants the MAN of the house beating up on her and the kids. The daddy has the power to arbitrate all ass-related discipline around the house, and mommy should only deliver the beatings when dad is busy. They also believe in bringing back corporal punishment to the schools and the prisons, as these places are clearly devoid of any group that might object. There is a general consensus that you should not spank boys, as it turns them into cock-craving homosexuals. The average spank blogger also believes in using all sorts of tools of ass-justice, and owns more paraphernalia than a BDSM-crazed crackwhore. To summarize, they believe that the man of the house should be the only one allowed to spank, and that only girls should be spanked, and when they are spanked it should always be bare bottomed. I'm starting to see a pattern [[Glenn_B
eck|here]].
—Andrew, explaining why it is important to humiliate your naked 19 year old daughter. |
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==The Blogs
The Blogs are where these unbelievably horny perverts go to share their love of non-consensual child BDSM with the whole world. They post some pretty cool stories about slapping their kids around, most of which are pretty sexy, especially when it's a 17 year old girl being spanked on the naked ass by her new step-father, which is a surprisingly common occurrence. They engage in large fellatio-parties of e-peen sucking, telling each other what great parents they are, and that God must surely approve of what they are doing. When talking about God's commands to punish their children, they are particularly fond of one verse from Proverbs 23:13
"Do not withhold discipline from a child; if you punish him with the rod, he will not die. Punish him with the rod and save his soul from death."
Unfortunately, according to the trained biblical scholars at ED, they have wildly misinterpreted the meaning of this verse. It is quite clear, that when God used the word "rod", he actually meant cock, with this proper translation, the verse makes much more sense. We can also all stop and take a minute to appreciate the irony of the use of the masculine pronoun when considered with their firm belief that boy-spanking produces homos.
All in all, these blogs are a lulzfarm for quotes, the best of which have been selected for you by an illegal alien who was paid with a bullet to the head. Enjoy!
—joe, breaking the pedo high score |
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Doing it Right
Once, every so often, one person practices the fine art of CP so well that he becomes a hero to the whole online-spanking community. Let me be clear, the actions and opinions of the following individuals are wholeheartedly supported by and entirely reflective of the opinions of all members of all online child discipline forums.
- Larry and Constance Slack: This couple of Jew-hova's witnesses were very upset when their daughter couldn't find their credit card in a pile of laundry. They gave her a "light beating" of 20 strokes, but the silly loli squirmed during it, so they decided more severe penalties were necessary. Her brothers tied her to a metal bed frame, her mother; a registered nurse put a gag into her mouth, and her father ordered her shirt cut off and her pants pulled off. Then he proceeded to give her the biblically determined "40 strokes minus one three times" (117 lashes for you retards) with plastic pipe tubing. However, he felt even 117 wasn't enough, and after 160 strokes, he had her turned over and hit her 39 more times on her chest and stomach. This epic beating lasted two hours, and when it was finished he left her in a basement bedroom and went upstairs to watch a DVD. She died soon of internal bleeding. Unfortunately, the police, notorious for their lack of a sense of humor, didn't understand proper child rearing, and they are both serving life in prison. On the way to the prison, Larry decided that he didn't want to live in a world where he wasn't free to beat a loli to death (He found out what the inmates will do to his plastic tubing beating a child to death ass), and hid a knife in the folds of his skin (police reports say he weighs 350 pounds), and tried to commit suicide with it. Unfortunately the fat which allowed him to conceal the knife also stopped it from killing him, he was treated at the hospital for minor wounds. Then the bastard was sent back into prison to meet his fate of ass-rape and shankings. The State Prosecutor, opted for the death penalty, but the Judge did not want to deprive the general prison population of their constitutional rights on giving these parents the traditional reward for such devout adherence to their faith.
- Kevin and Elizabeth Schatz: These pair of fundie God-fags adopted 3 kids from Liberia in order to show them the love of God. However, they did not account for the irritating Ebonics that these children would forever speak in. One day, after several hours of trying to get one young girl to say "four" instead of "fo", they lost it. Elizabeth held the niglet down while Kevin beat it to death with plastic pipe tubing. The cops, again showing their characteristic lack of humor, arrested both of them for this incident and for beating the shit out of their other 8 kids. They both plead not guilty and await trial on November 2010. If this trial is televised expect great LULZ as these crackers try to defend beating nigger kids like slaves.
- Michael Pearl: Although he has never reached the news with any beatings that he himself has perpetrated(yet), Pearl deserves a special mention for being an evangelical God-fag who pioneered the "plastic pipe tubing" method that allowed the above two couples to
dispatchdiscipline their children so effectively. He operates a website (http://www.nogreaterjoy.org) where he recommends "training" your children with the plastic tubing which will "sting but not bruise" (hey, he didn't say "not kill"). He is a god to the online spanking community. It also shows that any adult who reads this or any book, that condones activity that would be considered a War Crime to inflict against Enemy POW's in Gitmo and decides to follow those same methods without any critical examination has deep psychological problems.
- Roy Lessin: Another evangelist whose sole parenting method is the heiney whack. Lessin authored a number of books which are enormously popular with Christian retards. He has a concept that kids of any age should be spanked for not respecting the authority of their elders, whether they be 50 or 2 years older than them, or even related to them. If he weren't so into God's cock, he would be an amazing troll, as he has ruined more children's childhoods than rule 34, as seen in the quotes below.
—A butthurt lady rages at Roy for trolling her childhood.
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Remember these parents the next time some fundie zealot screams about letting gay couples adopt. You never hear about gay couples beating kids to death with plastic tubes.Trolling Techniques
Given that the bloggers are a bunch of self righteous fucks, they will generally honk quite loudly when stepped on, especially if you involve their children. Any of the following will make them shit themselves in indignation, though unfortunately they tend to be humorless assholes and hide out in post-with-approval-only blogs.
- Tell them how hot their erotic stories have gotten you
- Ask their kids for pictures of their bruises from the last spanking to gauge if you are "doing it right"
- Say that you are a daughter that spanks her father
- Suggest that they shouldn't beat their kids
- Mention anyone from the "Doing It Right" section
- Ask them why they enjoy naked children so much
- Tell them you have physically disciplined your children for denying the obvious truth of evolution
- Mention that you add to the humiliation aspect of your daughter's punishment by fucking her afterward
- Show them this study.
- Send all appropriate information to social services and law enforcement so they can be properly Persecuted, I mean Prosecuted. Their adherence to their faith will be reward by repeated ass-rapings and a shanking in jail. It will be worse if it is a female.
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Many of the quotes you have seen so far were gleaned from the notoriously lulzy "Raising Christian Girls" blog. One of our favorites was the one where User "Jonathon" calls out to his stalking victim that although he has been kicked from Fatherly forums, he would still like to talk to her about telling her dad she has been talking to boys online, for which she deserves a spanking. What has been recently discovered by hardened-cat-eared-lulz-commandos working deep in enemy territory is that Jonathan RUNS the blog. Truly epic quotes were gleaned when a mod from the fatherly forums came to tell him to get his own lolis to stalk and stop poaching theirs.
—Jonathan just wants to be friends with the loli.
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- Bible
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- CP
- Pedophilia
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