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It may come as a surprise to some that anyone over the age of 8 would have an obsession with foil balloons; however, some people never outgrow such childish things. '''MylarBalloonFan''' A.K.A. [[Powerword|Samuel “Sammy” Peterson]] is a [[fat]], 22 year-old [[basement dweller]] who is obsessed with [[Balloon Fetish|Mylar balloons]], old technology, square objects, [[McDonalds]], the [[1990s]], and [[Sailor Moon]]. He is also an [[autistic]] [[Denmark|Dane]] who hates his own country for various stupid reasons. Sammy also is something of an Ameriboo and wants to move to the [[USA]]. However, due to Sammy spending his [[welfare]] money on other things, he won’t be touching [[American]] soil anytime soon. | It may come as a surprise to some that anyone over the age of 8 would have an obsession with foil balloons; however, some people never outgrow such childish things. '''MylarBalloonFan''' A.K.A. [[Powerword|Samuel “Sammy” Peterson]] is a [[fat]], 22 year-old [[basement dweller]] who is obsessed with [[Balloon Fetish|Mylar balloons]], old technology, square objects, [[McDonalds]], the [[1990s]], and [[Sailor Moon]]. He is also an [[autistic]] [[Denmark|Dane]] who hates his own country for various stupid reasons. Sammy also is something of an Ameriboo and wants to move to the [[USA]]. However, due to Sammy spending his [[welfare]] money on other things, he won’t be touching [[American]] soil anytime soon. | ||
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Revision as of 20:18, 9 April 2013
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It may come as a surprise to some that anyone over the age of 8 would have an obsession with foil balloons; however, some people never outgrow such childish things. MylarBalloonFan A.K.A. Samuel “Sammy” Peterson is a fat, 22 year-old basement dweller who is obsessed with Mylar balloons, old technology, square objects, McDonalds, the 1990s, and Sailor Moon. He is also an autistic Dane who hates his own country for various stupid reasons. Sammy also is something of an Ameriboo and wants to move to the USA. However, due to Sammy spending his welfare money on other things, he won’t be touching American soil anytime soon.
Videos
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Sammy and trolls
Warning! Sammy flags down mirrors of his videos on YouTube |
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Sammy is very touchy when it comes to criticism and argues with trolls and people on and off youtube. Being discovered by 789chan users, Sammy quickly found his way to the site and raged at the users. So much so that he flagged down mirrors of his videos, sent trolls butthurt messages on Youtube, and made a couple of videos on Daily Motion.
He even, at one point, attempted to team up with Robert Wayne Stiles to get trolls arrested by the FBI. However, he quickly ditched Robb, because sending trolls to jail was taking time away from fucking his Mylar balloons. Isn't that awesome?
He also gets very irritated when trolls compared him to Chris Chan. Like Chris, he also wears out-of-date pedo glasses, likes Sailor Moon, eats at McDonalds almost religiously, is obsessed with toys, and even looks kind of like Chris. He even got referred to as "Danish Chris" by trolls before they found out his name. The main reason why he gets so butthurt when people compare him to Chris-chan is because Chris likes Pokemon and My Little Pony and that Chris is "too mainstream". Another thing that is true when comparing him to Chris-chan is that Sammy does not understand copyright law.
Another thing Sammy gets upset over is when people dislike his videos, whether they be trolls and/or people who didn't find his videos very entertaining. He also seems to believe that the same person disliked all of his videos rather than a few people finding them to be boring.
Like so many people before him, when he had found his ED article, he wanted to take the information down NOW NOW NOW!!!1 So he used the ED account that he already had and practically blanked the article. Needless to say, his edits were quickly reverted and he was banned. The article itself was only up for a few hours before this happened:
In all, he can't deal with trolls or any forms of criticism from the internet.
Quotes
—In response to an opinion on YouTube about soda[1] |
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Pictures
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Sammy's looking a little pregnant there...
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Sammy cosplaying as a Danish grandma.
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Sammy picking up his daily rape victims.
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Sammy's rape-mobile.
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The resemblance is uncanny!
Websites
- ZippCast account (FUCK GOOGLETUBE)
- His own personal site
- MylarBalloonFan
- ILoveSailorMoon1000
- mylarballoonfan
- MylarBalloonFan
- OKCupid profile
- Dailymotion profile
- Wrongplanet profile
- Photobucket account
- Yahoo answers account
- A video of teenage Sammy and his buttbuddy
- A video of Sammy complaining about a train
- Sammy complaining about going green
See also
MylarBalloonFan is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
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