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One of the oldest operating systems on [[Earth]].
[[2006]] was a good year for drama. [[Democrats]] won the House and the Senate, only to [http://www.iht.com/articles/2006/12/14/news/senate.php see their one seat majority die] of a [[heart attack]] before the [[VTEC_Just_Kicked_In_Yo|power kicked in yo]]. [[Loose Change]] creators released another batshit video, and all while the machine of [[IRL]] worked, drama was occurring all throughout the [[internets]], which we now know are [[Ted Stevens|a series of tubes]]. It was the designated the International [[Asperger's]] Year ([[seriously]]) commemorating the [[100]]th anniversary of the birth of Dr. Hans Asperger, discoverer of Asperger's Syndrome.  
 
Already, there have been reports of [[A RAPE SPIDER|bugs]] and glitches in the system. [[Microsoft]] is currently working on a patch for 2006 and is expected to come out January 1, [[2007]].
 
Designated the International [[Asperger's]] Year ([[seriously]]) commemorating the [[100]]th anniversary of the birth of Dr. Hans Asperger, discoverer of Asperger's Syndrome.
 
[[2006]] was a good year for drama. [[Democrats]] won the House and the Senate, only to [http://www.iht.com/articles/2006/12/14/news/senate.php see their one seat majority die] of a [[heart attack]] before the [[VTEC_Just_Kicked_In_Yo|power kicked in yo]]. [[Loose Change]] creators released another batshit video, and all while the machine of [[IRL]] worked, drama was occurring all throughout the [[internets]], which we now know are [[Ted Stevens|a series of tubes]].


The most important thing to remember before reading this article is that [[Fred Bauder]] cannot practice law in Colorado due to soliciting a client's wife for prostitution.
The most important thing to remember before reading this article is that [[Fred Bauder]] cannot practice law in Colorado due to soliciting a client's wife for prostitution.


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== Dramas and Events of 2006 ==


==Events==
===January===
===January===
 
*Bantownians claim to hijack more than 900,000 LiveJournal accounts.
*[[Bantown]]ians claim to hijack more than 900,000 LiveJournal accounts.
: Well, more than [[9000]], at least
*The "OH SHIT WE'RE SCREWED!" Era comes to an end.
*The "OH SHIT WE'RE SCREWED!" Era comes to an end.
: [[WWOEC|Idiots]].
*[[Madrigalskylark]] "goes nuts"
*[[Madrigalskylark]] "goes nuts"
: He "went [[crazy]]" a month later
*[[thoseskinnygirls]] founded
*[[thoseskinnygirls]] founded
: No [[wannarexics]]!
*[[Ebaumsworld]] attacked by [[YTMND]] for [[image theft]]. [http://wewon.ytmnd.com/ You can guess who won].
*[[Ebaumsworld]] attacked by [[YTMND]] for [[image theft]]
: [http://wewon.ytmnd.com/ You can guess who won]


===February===
===February===
*[[Jakejekyll]]
*[[Jakejekyll]] is down with the clowns. In [[hell]].
: He's down with the clowns. In hell.
*[[Crazayjillay]] popped out a [[baby]].
*[[Crazayjillay]] probably popped out a [[baby]]
*[[Djfox]] left forever.
: But [[nobody cares]] enough to check
*[[Futuristic Sex Robotz]] released album Hotel Coral Essex. You have likely never heard of them.
*[[Djfox]] left forever
: Oh, no wait, nevermind
*[[Futuristic Sex Robotz]] released album Hotel Coral Essex
:[[You]]'ve never heard of them


===March===
===March===
*[[Delete fucking everything]]
*[[Delete fucking everything]] becomes known after [[Jacknstock]], Banaan, and [[User:Bastardman|Bastardman]] delete a slew of articles before [[done with ED|quitting ED forever]].
: Supposedly pissed off by [[Jacknstock]], [[User:Banaan|Banaan]] and [[User:Bastardman|Bastardman]] delete a slew of articles before leaving.
*[[Cosplayfucks]] reached 1000 members again.
*[[Cosplayfucks]] reached 1000 members again
*[[Meatspin.com]] sold on [[eBay]].
: Everyone barfs
*[[David Shadle]] charged with first-degree murder.
*[[Meatspin.com]] sold on [[eBay]]
: A great [[shock site]] lost
*[[David Shadle]] charged with first-degree murder
: [[LOL]] [[MySpace]]
*[[My Immortal]] appears on teh Internets.


===April===
===April===
[[Image:Anwinner.jpg|thumb|Rest in peace.]]
[[Image:Anwinner.jpg|thumb|Rest in peace.]]
*[[Dwarlinggirlxcore]]
*[[Dwarlinggirlxcore]], a girl calling herself the [[lesbian]] lover of [[Harry Potter]]'s [[Emma Watson]] causes plenty of [[lulz]] on ED.
: A girl calling herself the [[lesbian]] lover of [[Harry Potter]]'s [[Emma Watson]] causes plenty of [[lulz]] on ED.
*[[Mitchell Henderson]] gets his iPod stolen, and shoots himself in the head. Thus, he is the [[An hero#2006|2006 Golden iPod recipient]].
*[[Mitchell Henderson]]
: [[13-year-old boy]] gets his iPod stolen, shoots self in head. Also his friends can't spell; reportedly, by committing [[suicide]] he became [[an hero]].


===May===
===May===
*[[Boob Nazis]]
*[[LJ]] mommies go batshit-insane when [[LJ Abuse]] tell them they cannot have breastfeeding default icons.
: [[LJ]] mommies goes batshit when [[LJ Abuse]] tell them they cannot have breastfeeding default icons.


===June===
===June===
*ED's [[3000th Article]]
*ED's [[3000th Article]] is created.
: Mu be had
*[[Andrewpants]], the guy who fucked [[Mediacrat]] and lived to tell about it parties too hard and dies in the bay area.
*[[Adella]]
*[[Christopher Walken]] first recorded use of powerwords.
: ED makes plenty of [[weeaboo]] [[roleplaying]] fuckwits cry with just one article.
*[[Andrewpants]]
: The guy who fucked [[Mediacrat]] and lived to tell about it parties too hard and dies in the bay area.
*[[Christopher Walken]]
: First recorded use of substituting [[PowerWord]]s for [[Christopher Walken]]
*[[National Emo Kid Beatdown Day]]
*[[National Emo Kid Beatdown Day]]
: An excellent holiday indeed
*[[Jacknstock]] <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&user=Jacknstock&page=User%3ACrayolacrime blocks]</span> [[Girlvinyl]]'s husband, [[Rubberduc]], over a [[World of Warcraft]] edit. Jacknstock eventually gets <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Jacknstock raped up the ass]</span> in return for his [[butthurt]] and unfair use of his admin abilities.
*[[Jacknstock]]
*[[Protect fucking everything]] becomes known. A few days after Jacknstock is blocked and his admin powers stripped away, a vandal pagemoves hundreds of pages. All 3000 pages of ED were set to be page-move protected when [[User:Krade|Krade]] finds out how to remove the adbilty for regular users to move pages by setting <code>$wgGroupPermissions['user']['move'] = false</code>.
: Jacknstock [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&user=Jacknstock&page=User%3ACrayolacrime blocks] [[Girlvinyl]]'s husband [[Crayolacrime]] over a [[Warcraft]] edit. Gets [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Jacknstock raped up the ass.]
*[[Protect fucking everything]]
: A few days after Jacknstock is blocked, a vandal pagemoves hundreds of pages. All 3000 pages of ED were set to be page-move protected when Krade finds out how to fix it with one button.
[[Image:Originalshoe.JPG|thumb|Oh yeah, that's how I like it]]
[[Image:Originalshoe.JPG|thumb|Oh yeah, that's how I like it]]
*[[Purple PJs]]
*The founder of Purple PJs decides to go batshit crazy.
: The founder of Purple PJs decides to go batshit crazy.
*[[Put shoe on head]] becomes known.
*[[Put shoe on head]]
*ED's trademark rainbow blinkies are used to make fun of Jacknstock for being fired.
: Pissing off camwhores who missed their old requests of 'pls stik ur finger in ur azz' as hundreds of [[ytmnd]]ers ask them to put a shoe on their head.
*[[Rainbow blinkies]]!
: ED's trademark rainbow blinkies are used to make fun of Jacknstock for being fired. First ever on [[User:Jacknstock]].


===July===
===July===
*[[16-year-old girl]] becomes first page to break 100K page views
*ED's [[16-year-old girl]] article becomes first page to reach 100, 000 page views.
: Only took 4 more months to break the second 100K.
*[[Dollfie]] becomes known.
*[[Dollfie]]
: OMFG DO NOT INSULT MY DOLLFIES
[[Image:ED IRC.JPG|thumb|Created by [[Sheneequa]] with [[MS Paint]].]]
[[Image:ED IRC.JPG|thumb|Created by [[Sheneequa]] with [[MS Paint]].]]
*[[Get on IRC fgt]]
*[[ED IRC]] is created.
: [[ED IRC]] invented to coordinate lulz. Get on irc fgt invented as catchphrase.
*A bunch of asspie 13-year-olds go insane when they see that ED joked about the Beatles!
*[[Illemonati]]
*[[MONGO]], a Wikipedia admin, goes ballistic when a screencap of ED's main page is uploaded to [[TOW]], and repeatedly vandalizes ED.
: A bunch of asspie 13-year-olds go vandal-crazy when they see that ED joked about the Beatles!
*ED hosts the [[P-p-p-powerbook]] tale.
*[[Mel Gibson]]
: Tells it like it is!
*[[MONGO]]
: MONGO, a Wikipedia sysop, goes ballistic when a screencap of ED's main page is uploaded to [[TOW]], and repeatedly vandalises ED. We lose our article on TOW as a result. LOL
*[[P-p-p-powerbook]]
: ED writes and hosts the internet's only non-pdf version telling of the P-p-p-powerbook tale.
[[Image:WebcamED.jpg|thumb|Tawnee hates Erectile Dysfunction.]]
[[Image:WebcamED.jpg|thumb|Tawnee hates Erectile Dysfunction.]]
*[[Tawneelynne]]
*[[Tawneelynne]] provides many [[Nudes|n00dz]] and [[lulz]] for the whole LJ community.
: She's in ur jernal, suin ur friendz. Tawneelynne provides many [[Nudes|n00dz]] and [[lulz]] for the whole LJ community.
*[[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006]] occurs; hundreds of /b/tards, and [[Habbo Hotel|one shitty socializing site]] collide
*[[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006]]
*Zany antics ensue when [[Hezbollah]] trolls [[Israel]].
: Hundreds of [[B|/b/]]tards, and [[Habbo Hotel|one shitty socializing site]] collide
*[[Zenofeller]] [[fails|tries]] to make his own ED by stealing content from us and [[Uncyclopedia]]. [[onideus|Sounds awfully familiar]].
*[[War]]
: Zany antics ensue when [[Hezbollah]] [[trolls]] [[Israel]].
*[[Zenofeller]]
: "I know! I shall steal from ED and [[Uncyclopedia]] to make my own kick-ass site!!!"


===August===
===August===
*[[b/-day|/b/-day]]
*[[b/-day|/b/-day]] 2006 occurs.
: A great schism over [[loli]]. In the end, [[nothing]] happened
*[[Culturalbaggage]] sees his three line "article" and legally threatens ED. [[Tfo]] then expands his article to what it is now and culturalbaggage quits before he gets any further behind.
*[[Culturalbaggage]]
*[[Funnelgirl]] becomes known.
: Culturalbaggage sees his three line article and legally threatens ED. [[Tfo]] then expands his article to what it is now and culturalbaggage quits before he gets any further behind.
*[[Littlefag]] becomes the self-proclaimed King of Trolls and fails horribly.
*[[Funnelgirl]]
*Vincent Margera gets arrested after feeling up some [[12 year old girl]] boobs.  
: Open wide!
*[[Littlefag]]
: The self-proclaimed king of trolls fails horribly.
*[[Don Vito]]
:Vincent Margera gets arrested after feeling up some [[12 year old girl]] boobs.  
[[Image:Nathanr cock.jpg|thumb|THIS PICTURE IS A PARODY OKAY?]]
[[Image:Nathanr cock.jpg|thumb|THIS PICTURE IS A PARODY OKAY?]]
*[[Nathanr]]
*[[Tfo]] and Nets troll their own kind all over [[LiveJournal]].
: Living up to the name [[Wikipedo]]
*[[Malerymalamute]] [[Beastiality|fucked some dogs]] and [[sick fuck|enjoyed it]].
*[[Gay Drama 2006]]
*[[John Mark Karr]], a [[pedo]] schoolteacher who [[faggot|"came out"]] in style in 2006 to admitting to the 1996 murder-rape of a 6-year-old "beauty queen" that he didn't do. Why? Pretty much for the lulz. His journey including a [[l337]] ride home from Bangkok on the [[v&|Party Jet]].
: [[Tfo]] and [[User:Teh internets are teh awesome|Nets]] troll their own kind all over [[LiveJournal]].
*[[Malerymalamute]]
: [[Beastiality|Fucked some dogs]]; reported to have enjoyed it.
*[[John Mark Karr]]
: So many lulz... so little time. ED tips our collective titfer to the extra creepy, wannabe [[tranny]] [[pedo]] schoolteacher who 'came out' in style in [[2006]]: to admitting guilt in the 1996 murder-rape of a 6-year-old "beauty queen" that he didn't do. Why? Pretty much for the lulz. His journey including a [[l337]] ride home from Bangkok on the [[Party Van]] jet.


=== September ===
=== September ===
*[[DannyRose]]
*[[DannyRose]] [[rapes]] a [[paraplegic]] fox-child.
: Nothing gets better than the [[raping]] of a [[paraplegic]] fox-child
*[[Duke Otterland]], an [[autistic]] furry who gets pissed off about his ED article, documenting the Duke's daring exploits. Lulz ensue.
*[[Duke Otterland]]
*[[Facebook]] implements a new stalking feature that had college students up in arms. Nowadays, everybody uses it.
: <s>Artistic</s> [[Autistic]] furry gets pissed off about his ED article, documenting the Duke's daring exploits. Lulz ensue.
*[[Facebook]]
: New stalking feature had students up in arms. Nowadays, everybody uses it.
[[Image:HansReiserGuilty.jpg|thumb|Proof that he is guilty]]
[[Image:HansReiserGuilty.jpg|thumb|Proof that he is guilty]]
*[[Hans Reiser]]
*[[Hans Reiser]] trolled wife to [[death]].
: Trolled wife to [[death]]
[[Image:Kimgill01.jpg|thumb|Kim in the Flesh]]
[[Image:Kimgill01.jpg|thumb|Kim in the Flesh]]
*On Sept 13, [[Kimveer Gill]] goes for the [[high score]]; only managing [[fail|1 kill]].
*[[Kimveer Gill]] goes for the [[high score]]; only managing [[fail|1 kill]].
*[[Lonelygirl15]]
*[[Lonelygirl15]] exposed as a fraud; she gets even more subscribers than before.
: Lonelygirl15 exposed as fraud. Gets even more subscribers than before.
*[[Lulzcon]] is hosted on September 29 and some [[Dramacrats]] got together.
*[[Lulzcon]]
: On Sept 29, some [[Dramacrats]] got together.
*[[Mexicanicepick]] and subsequent invention of [[triggerz]]
: [[Almost raped]] for being a cocktease
[[Image:Imonurcregzlstpostinurn00dz.jpg|thumb|The embarrassment of 200 men]]
[[Image:Imonurcregzlstpostinurn00dz.jpg|thumb|The embarrassment of 200 men]]
*[[RFJason Craigslist Experiment]]
*[[RFJason Craigslist Experiment]] brought ED's pagerank up to 1200 and got mentioned on countless blogs, newspapers, and even MSNBC.
: "fuck the long message. want the cock or no, hon?" This event brought ED's pagerank up to 1200 and got mentioned on countless blogs, newspapers, and even MSNBC.
*[[Rob Levin]] becomes known.
*[[Rob Levin]]
*[[Girlvinyl]] makes a false site with a petition to shut down Encyclopedia Dramatica. Many furries and [[wikipedophile]]s fall for it.
: Remember bike safety, kids!
*[[Steve Irwin]] is stabbed to death by a stingray tail, through his heart.
*[[ShutdownED.org]]
*[[Ted Stevens]] proposes his idea that the Internets are a series of tubes.
: [[Girlvinyl]] makes a false site with a petition to shut down Encyclopedia Dramatica. Many furries and [[wikipedophile]]s fall for it.
*[[Steve Irwin]]
: CRIKEY! A [[stingray]]!
*[[Ted Stevens]]
: The internet is a series of tubes.
*[[WolfJLupus]]
: Beastiality is not wrong, because they're in love!


===October===
===October===
[[Image:Foley elephant.jpg|thumb|So I heard you have a [[cast fetish]]]]
[[Image:Foley elephant.jpg|thumb|So I heard you have a [[cast fetish]]]]
*[[Borat]]
*[[Borat]], a troll of epic proportions including [[lawlsuits]] from two countries and - so far - three of his movie's "[[victims]]".
: A troll of epic proportions including [[lawlsuits]] from two countries and - so far - three of his movie's "[[victims]]".
*[[Chasethehedgehog]], a [[not|very talented artist]] finds a spot in the top 10% of [[DeviantART]].
*[[Chasethehedgehog]]
*[[Cyclotouriste]], amazing, but lonely, biker/prophet looking for some [[poon]].
: A very talented artist in the top 10% of DeviantART
*[[DJ Skeptik]] protracted an [[edit-war]] with a shitty musician.
*[[Cyclotouriste]]
*ED's 4000th article is created.
: Amazing, but lonely, biker/prophet looking for some [[poon]]
*[[LNN]] is born.
*[[Cyndre]]
*[[Jake Brahm]] gets busted for threatening football.
: [[Psychic-doom]]'s leader has such a lovable mug.
*[[Mark Foley]] is on the prowl.
*[[Dangerdan]]
: Many a good person was sent to [[internet jail]] for trolling this lad
*[[DJ Skeptik]]
: Protracted [[edit-war]] with a shitty musician.
*ED's [[4000th Article]]
: My, we're getting big
*ED starts [[Lulznews|LNN]]
: Proving that sometimes [[WTF|you just can't make this shit up]].
*[[Jake Brahm]]
: [[b/|Anonymous]] gets busted for threatening football.
*[[Mark Foley]]
: Gramming the one-eyed snake with [[Pedo|little boys]]
*[[Neowin.net]]& [[User_talk:Bill_gates|Bill Gates]]
: Full of nothing but [[Microsoft]] puppets, trolls, and horny teens
[[Image:180px-Näsinneula.jpg|thumb|Haukkojen pesänä tunnettu kaupunki.]]
[[Image:180px-Näsinneula.jpg|thumb|Haukkojen pesänä tunnettu kaupunki.]]
*[[Pussyhawks]]
*[[Australia|Australians]] [[rape]] a [[retarded]] girl, record it, [[retard|publish it]], and get arrested.
: [[Bunny Pancake|Pussyhawks (suomeksi Pilluhaukat) on tamperelainen järjestö. Järjestön jäsenet ovat tunnistettavissa erityisen kireiden vaatteiden käytöstä ja vulgaarista kielenkäytöstään.]]
*[[Ultraviolet News Network]] is born.
*[[Teenage Kings of Werribee]]
*[[OldDirtyBtard]] coins the term, "EDiot" in #ed.
: [[Australia|Australians]] [[rape]] [[retarded]] girl, record it, publish it, get arrested; they have criminal blood, after all
*[[Ultraviolet News Network]]
: How does one wage an internet war, with only one side knowing of it? These [[13-year-old boy|delightful young men]] know how!
*[[EDiots]]
: ED's counterpart to [[btard]]


===November===
===November===
*[[Buzzboard]]
*[[Buzzboard]] becomes known.
: The [[Drug|watering hole]] of [[Washington, D.C.]]'s [[basement-dweller|basement dwelling]] [[ravers]]
*[[PeppermintPatti]] becomes known after an incident involving [[McDonalds]].
*[[PeppermintPatti]]
*[[YouTube Street Team]] becomes known.
: [[McDonald's]] did not want her bears because she was [[ugly]].
*[[Argent009]], a weirdo with a [[dragon]] fetish threatens assault, [[murder]], [[e-lawsuits]], [[FBI]] investigations and ends up looking stupid.
*[[YouTube Street Team]]
*[[Gay God]] becomes known.
: Though [[aborted]] at birth, infantile non-organization delivers the [[lulz]]
*[[Argent009]]
: [[Gay]] weirdo with a [[dragon]] fetish threatens assault, [[murder]], [[e-lawsuits]], [[FBI]] investigations, delivers on [[nothing]], [[fail|retreats]], eats free pizza.
*[[Insane Clown Posse]]
: [[Talk:Insane Clown Posse|Juggalos love us]]
*[[Gay God]]
: Gay [[attention whore]] that all the girls [[fap]] over
[[Image:Kramer Slide.gif|thumb|''"He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger, throw him out!"'']]
[[Image:Kramer Slide.gif|thumb|''"He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger, throw him out!"'']]
*[[Kramer]]
*[[Kramer]] warns audience about presence of [[niggers]] and is unfairly reprimanded by the [[old media]] ogliarchy.
: Simply warns audience about presence of [[niggers]] and is unfairly reprimanded by the [[old media]] ogliarchy
*[[Ted Haggard]], a conservative [[Fundie|Evangelist]] turns out to be the raging [[Drug|crystal]] [[Gay|queen]].
*[[Metting]]
*[[OJ Simpson]] announces he's signed a mega-buck deal with [[Rupert Murdoch]]'s Random House Books for a book about the murder of his wife and her lover entitled '''"If I Did It; Here's How It Happened."'''
: [[I]] don't know what's going on in this article either.
*[[Djdlikesxbox]], a [[13-year-old boy|Boy]] who tries to pick up a chick on an [[IRC]] channel. He's not allowed on the computer anymore, for obvious reasons.
*[[Ted Haggard]]
:Conservative [[Fundie|Evangelist]] turns out to be raging [[Drug|crystal]] [[Gay|queen]]
*[[OJ Simpson]]
: Announces he's signed a mega-buck deal with [[Rupert Murdoch]]'s Random House Books for a book about the murder of his wife and her lover entitled '''"If I Did It; Here's How It Happened."'''
*[[Jenn Pisstler|Lots]] [[Dani Faulk|of]] [[Son of art|ongoing]] [[Kevin and Kat|Wiccan]] [[Mythunderstood|drama]]
: Once they were [[friends]], now they just spend time spreading [[AIDS]], getting [[abortion]]s, and being a [[camwhore]]
*[[Djdlikesxbox]]
: [[13-year-old boy|Boy]] tries to pick up a chick on an [[IRC]] channel. He's not allowed on the computer anymore.


=== December ===
=== December ===
[[Image:Michael J Fox-Shaken not stirred.jpg|thumb|[[Michael J. Fox|No caption necessary]]]]
[[Image:Michael J Fox-Shaken not stirred.jpg|thumb|[[Michael J. Fox|No caption necessary]]]]
*[[Bravesgirl5]]
*[[Bravesgirl5]] gets trolled off of [[YouTube]] and [[MySpace]].
: Pedobait gets trolled off of [[YouTube]] and [[MySpace]]
*[[Crossmack]] becomes known.
*[[Crossmack]]
*[[Michael J. Fox]] will never be thought of as a decent human being, because of his Parkinson's.
: Incredible [[faggotry]] that denies any and all summary
*[[MONGO]] quits [[Wikipedia]] forever. Or at least until next week.
*[[Michael J. Fox]]
*[[YouTube Civil War]] trolls harness [[THE POWER OF ONLINE VIDEO COMMUNICATION]].
: Michael J. Fox will never be thought of as a decent human being. Because of Parkinson's.
*[[Hal Turner]] get ruined.
*[[Wikicide]]
*[[Saddam Hussein]] is hanged.
: [[MONGO]] quits [[Wikipedia]] forever. Or at least until next week.
*[[YouTube Civil War]]
: Trolls harness [[THE POWER OF ONLINE VIDEO COMMUNICATION]]
*[[Hal Turner]]
: [[White]] supremacist podcaster gets ruined
*[[wylinoutbitch|Wylinoutbitch]]
: [[pwnt|Destroys]] [[YouTube]] from the ground up.
*[[Saddam Hussein]] [[pwnt|is well hung]]
: Just to [[ruin]] all the other '''2006''' year-end round-ups. And as a reminder that when the [[USA]] [[friends]] you, it [[:File:Saddam_&_Rumsfeld.jpg|has its fingers crossed behind its back]].
 
 
==See also==
 
* [[ED5]]<noinclude>


==See Also==
* [[ED5]]


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Revision as of 17:59, 21 August 2016

lol

"Nutrition for elderly"

2006 was a good year for drama. Democrats won the House and the Senate, only to see their one seat majority die of a heart attack before the power kicked in yo. Loose Change creators released another batshit video, and all while the machine of IRL worked, drama was occurring all throughout the internets, which we now know are a series of tubes. It was the designated the International Asperger's Year (seriously) commemorating the 100th anniversary of the birth of Dr. Hans Asperger, discoverer of Asperger's Syndrome.

The most important thing to remember before reading this article is that Fred Bauder cannot practice law in Colorado due to soliciting a client's wife for prostitution.


Sheneequa's throwback to 2006.

Events

January

February

March

April

Rest in peace.

May

  • LJ mommies go batshit-insane when LJ Abuse tell them they cannot have breastfeeding default icons.

June

Oh yeah, that's how I like it
  • The founder of Purple PJs decides to go batshit crazy.
  • Put shoe on head becomes known.
  • ED's trademark rainbow blinkies are used to make fun of Jacknstock for being fired.

July

Created by Sheneequa with MS Paint.
  • ED IRC is created.
  • A bunch of asspie 13-year-olds go insane when they see that ED joked about the Beatles!
  • MONGO, a Wikipedia admin, goes ballistic when a screencap of ED's main page is uploaded to TOW, and repeatedly vandalizes ED.
  • ED hosts the P-p-p-powerbook tale.
Tawnee hates Erectile Dysfunction.

August

  • /b/-day 2006 occurs.
  • Culturalbaggage sees his three line "article" and legally threatens ED. Tfo then expands his article to what it is now and culturalbaggage quits before he gets any further behind.
  • Funnelgirl becomes known.
  • Littlefag becomes the self-proclaimed King of Trolls and fails horribly.
  • Vincent Margera gets arrested after feeling up some 12 year old girl boobs.
THIS PICTURE IS A PARODY OKAY?

September

  • DannyRose rapes a paraplegic fox-child.
  • Duke Otterland, an autistic furry who gets pissed off about his ED article, documenting the Duke's daring exploits. Lulz ensue.
  • Facebook implements a new stalking feature that had college students up in arms. Nowadays, everybody uses it.
Proof that he is guilty
Kim in the Flesh
The embarrassment of 200 men
  • RFJason Craigslist Experiment brought ED's pagerank up to 1200 and got mentioned on countless blogs, newspapers, and even MSNBC.
  • Rob Levin becomes known.
  • Girlvinyl makes a false site with a petition to shut down Encyclopedia Dramatica. Many furries and wikipedophiles fall for it.
  • Steve Irwin is stabbed to death by a stingray tail, through his heart.
  • Ted Stevens proposes his idea that the Internets are a series of tubes.

October

So I heard you have a cast fetish
Haukkojen pesänä tunnettu kaupunki.

November

"He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger, throw him out!"
  • Kramer warns audience about presence of niggers and is unfairly reprimanded by the old media ogliarchy.
  • Ted Haggard, a conservative Evangelist turns out to be the raging crystal queen.
  • OJ Simpson announces he's signed a mega-buck deal with Rupert Murdoch's Random House Books for a book about the murder of his wife and her lover entitled "If I Did It; Here's How It Happened."
  • Djdlikesxbox, a Boy who tries to pick up a chick on an IRC channel. He's not allowed on the computer anymore, for obvious reasons.

December

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