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Revision as of 14:28, 17 May 2022
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SUPERMARKET WORLD CHAMPION!! |
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Conspiracy Alert The subject of this article is the victim of a massive conspiracy by the Social Mafia. You should trust noone and come to your own conclusions after careful consideration of the facts. |
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| Payton Gendron | |
| Nationality: | Honkey American 
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| High score | 10 dead, 3 injured |
| Top 50? | lol no |
| Style | FPS, Open world multiplayer VR |
| An Hero? | Pussied Out |
| Thread? |  Absolutely
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A few three letter agencies decided the Jewnited States of America was getting a little too pro-white and pro-gun for its own good. Enter Payton Gendron, alias jimboboiii, the zoomer federal asset perpetrator of the most recent en vogue /pol/ type shooting and even worse, a dirty furfag. Payton is one of Aussie phenomenon Brenton Tarrant's disciples. Lacking originality like every cumskin before him, Payton, instead of targeting the real ones in power, or people who actually deserve it, decided to shoot up a low-rent supermarket full of old ladies and negros shopping for saturated fat filled goyslop. Payton managed to beat Randy Stair's super market rampage at the very least.
Early Life
Once an edgy Communist, Payton converted to cuckservatism after watching epic based and redpilled Jewtuber Sargon of Akkad own the libtards around the advent of The Donald. The Great Coof of 2020 lead Payton to 4chan and related Pisscord channels where he was groomed by fedposting glowniggers into carrying out a low effort shooting to further their anti-gun agenda BECAUSE IT WOULD BE SO POGGERS AND TOPKEK 100!! Right-wing icon Pepe the frog himself taught the young man the arts of anti-semitism and white supremacy. Being autistic, he also played Roblox and was a proud and avid Redditor. He also had a cat torturing hobby he partook in when not eating pizza rolls while posting on r/FragileWhiteCrakkkas.
The Manifesto
Payton made sure to upload his manifesto to 4chan before his day of retribution. However, it is absolute shite (unless you are particularly interested in his choice of boxers or /k/ talking points). He also just copy and pasted Brenton Tarrant's writing into his own manifesto. Payton names a number of Kekistani "freedom fighters" as his influences, most of them more retarded than he is.
- Patrick Crusius - pwned some spics at the local Walmart in Little Mexico
- John Earnest - An epic fail of a Tarrant clone. He first tried to set a mosque on fire but failed miserably. Shot one old bitch then ran away after his gun jammed. Payton is particularly interested in this retard for some reason.
- Robert Bowers - IRL oldfag who shoahed a synagogue and did what this retard should have done.
- Phillip Manshaus - 22 year old Fjord nigger that got tackled by an oldfag Paki.
- Luca Traini - Guido pastafag that popped a cap in 6 nigra's asses.
- Anders Breivik - White king who holds the all time FPS high score. Gave Oslo the Timothy McVeigh special then infiltrated a island of cultural marxists. He also "wrote" a manifesto that is mostly plagiarized from the Unabomber.
- Dylann Roof - Autistic NEET who shot up a church in the Dindu American part of town wielding a .45 Glock and the legendary assault bowl cut. The pigs were so impressed, they bought him some tendies from McDonalds to celebrate his success.
- Anton Lundin Pettersson - Swede who ran amok at his high school, slicing up any kebabs who got in his way.
- Darren Osbourne - Sheepfucker who played GTA IRL in front of a mosque
<pdf width="700" height="500">File:Buffalo manifesto.pdf</pdf>
Attack on Tops Market
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Watch it here! |
With good intentions, Gendron graced our faggot asses with some raw footage of himself running amok. The problem is HE CHOSE TWITCH LIKE A RETARD, a platform known for taking anything even remotely offensive down at the drop of a hat. Why he didn't copy his hero Brenton Tarrant's choice of Facebook Live is beyond comprehension. Otherwise, things began looking promising when he started his rampage with a headshot (after taking a final peek of degenerate furry shit of course). A fan favorite of the vod is when he politely apologized to the gringo cashier he almost shot.
Loadout
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*Primary: Bushmaster XM-15
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Basic-bitch weapon of choice for going postal. The names of patron saints Anders Breivik, Dylann Roof, Brenton Tarrant and other figures inscribed on it grants immunity to security guards. 25~30 Damage. |
*Perk 1: Meme Warfare
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This perk is obtained by finishing the /pol/ newfag indoctrination questline. Unleashes the power of 2 years of accumulated /pol/ memes and lack crime statistics to grant increased stamina and agility. (+10 Stamina) (+3 Agility) (+15% Movement Speed) |
*Perk 2: Buck Breaker
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Boosts damage dealt to those of the nigra persuasion by 50%. Noise levels increases police response time dramatically. (+50% Damage dealt to blacks) |
*Spell: Orison to Pepe
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Pepe bestows the power of weaponized autism onto the user for 2 minutes. The autist with rage status grants maxxed out crit chance while moderately decreasing intelligence. (+10000 Crit Chance) (-7 Intelligence) |
Graded Score
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| Kill count: | 10/20 (3 injured) - ' |
| Accuracy: | 0/20 - Shot white people despite being the savior of the white race. |
| Style: | 5/20 - Copied Brenton Tarrant but didn't bother playing a meme playlist while driving |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 - No one will probably care in two days |
| Bonus: | 5/20 - Points for trying to stream |
| Total score: 25/100 (F) | |
See full ranking
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Gallery
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if only he was penta-vaccinated -
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mag size to match the penis size -
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Accounts
jimboboiii
Jimboboiii
Archive + inventory + reviews + friends)
Jimbo-boiii (Archive 1, 2) See the luser's posts)
See Also
- Alexandre Bissonnette - Canuck predecessor to Al-noor
- Ali David Sonboly - Mudslime who removed kebab from Deutschland (including himself)
- Chris Harper-Mercer - r9gay user who kickstarted the Beta Uprising in 2015
- Frank James - Nigra with rage that tried to shoot wypipo on the subway after blinding himself with smoke bombs
- Kyle Rittenhouse - A pretty cool guy overall. Offended liberals after removing some scumbags from the genepool
- Pulse Nightclub Massacre - A Muslim in Orlando that took a stand against haram homosexual behavior
- Wade Michael Page - Guy in a metal band who fragged some towelheads
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Payton Gendron is part of the following series:
| Article of the Now May 16 & 17, 2022 | ||
| Preceded by Bitcoin |
Payton Gendron | Succeeded by Brenton Tarrant |