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He is now part of many [[An Hero|An Heroes]] and through the support of his family and friends makes videos from beyond the grave through lip dubbing,voice acting,animations,and posted time stamps to clarify that he is not dead and that all of the trolls who ever picked on him will pay. | He is now part of many [[An Hero|An Heroes]] and through the support of his family and friends makes videos from beyond the grave through lip dubbing,voice acting,animations,and posted time stamps to clarify that he is not dead and that all of the trolls who ever picked on him will pay. | ||
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Joseph8276(Joseph P. Strickland) was a 23-year old aspergian swag warrior from Sydney,Nova Scotia in the motherland of Canada. He is an unfortunate example of the bullshit cover up conspiracy known as Asperger's Syndrome. But he was mostly know for his Neck beard like behavior and notorious bitching of swag and how girls should lower their standards,dump their boyfriends,and date him because like many other lonely bastards,he's a Nice guy.
He would also be considered as one of the first Fat male activists' and like many Retards of the Fat Acceptance Movement has forced his views on many and expects women to accept him and his body constructed of processed gravy mix and pizza burgers. His hat of choice was the snap back because no fedora was capable of handling the levels of autism that made his head so damn big.
He is now part of many An Heroes and through the support of his family and friends makes videos from beyond the grave through lip dubbing,voice acting,animations,and posted time stamps to clarify that he is not dead and that all of the trolls who ever picked on him will pay.
Joseph and girls
As mentioned before,he's never had a girlfriend. But despite his crippling loneliness he made several videos on how girls are the problem and that they should date him. As every other fatty does,he stresses and forces the fact that looks don't matter and that personality is what really matters. Every human being knows that there has to be a level of attraction between two people in order to fuck,but because this self important prick doesn't get how our bodies work and the logic of dating,he feels entitled to an attractive girl friend despite his grotesque body odor and cheeto fingers. He goes on to contradict himself multiple times and to slam other dudes because he can't get pussy. He's also familiar with the online dating scene and has made multiple accounts. His standards are like may other lonely losers and due to the amount of butt hurt received he blames women for not dating him and accepting him for his "Personality".
His dating profiles!
- Dating profile 1
- Dating profile 2
- Dating profile 3
- Dating Profile 4
- Dating profile 5
- Dating profile 6 NOTE:His idea of a date is going to tim hortons
- Dating profile 7
I AM LOYAL!
A commentary was done on the swag warrior and show cases a lot of his so called qualities. He stresses and I mean STRESSES that he is loyal and that if he were in a club and saw a girl dancing with a "douchebag" that he'd kidnap her and descend to his lair of solitude.
Quotes!
—By stuffing you in the trunk of his car. | ||
—Well now.... | ||
—He really said this. | ||
—You deserve a kick in the ass. | ||
Dumb shit he's also said
—Pan handling for pussy. | ||
—Has nothing to do with dating. | ||
—But states in other videos that he does. | ||
—Failing hard. | ||
Take notes,fellas!
Dating tips!
DATE ME!!!
As self delusion sets in,he makes another video on girls and how they need to stop being picky and lower their standards. The lulz ensues when he's spotted with rainbow colored wrist wamrers,snap back,a necklace from the 99 cent machine,and tarp. Wait a minute that's a shirt?......
But I'm a nice guy
In an attempt to sex up the ladies that want absolutely nothing to do with him,he puts crisco and probably his tears in his hair to appear more manlier when he looks like a totalbag of shit. He goes on to bring up the question "Where have all the nice guys gone?". The answer? They're too busy making youtube videos and getting some while he's drinking pepsi and stalking girls on face book. The amounts of autism are so high that you might want to consider re thinking your life after viewing this video.
I want to give up on relationships
Joseph seemed to be at the end of his rope on his love quest for an attractive thin female companion. So to gain sympathy he made a public facebook video in an attempt to make girls feel sorry for him which seemed to fail miserably.
Drive By Doxing
A random nobody,more than likely you, built the courage to locate all of his personal information and leaked it for every boy and girl,woman and child to see. It's glory floats some where on the interwebz and you can find it by googling his name or referring to this link.
Along with the doxing, here are a series of pics of the hamplanet in it's natural habitat.
Gallery
Trollz in Da Hood
Sir master joseph of the swag lands fed the trolls of /b/ with his wisdom. But little did he know that they would come around to bite him in the ass. An individual by the name of "Nick' provided much lolz for all to witness.
R.I.P Sweet swag prince
His farewell video :'(
On a sad january day, Big pimpin joe went to join his fellow an heroes by Ascending to the skies in a lowrider that would lead him to a place where many attractive thin females and swag free streets would welcome him in open arms. Many grieved my commenting R.I.P and expressing their sadness of losing the swag prince of nova scotia. But eventually his friends and family missed him so much that to keep his spirit alive he was reanimated through voice acting,CGI,and other technological advances to give the feeling that he's still with us. He will be missed by many and will be forever in our hearts.....or on facebook to avoid potential trolls.
Forever in our hearts <3
- Keeping his spirit alive with lip dubbing and animations.
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