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[[{{PAGENAME}}]] was a good year for drama. [[Democrats]] won the House and the Senate, only to [http://www.iht.com/articles/{{PAGENAME}}/12/14/news/senate.php see their one seat majority die] of a [[heart attack]] before the [[VTEC_Just_Kicked_In_Yo|power kicked in yo]]. [[Loose Change]] creators released another batshit video, and all while the machine of [[IRL]] worked, drama was occurring all throughout the [[internets]], which we now know are [[Ted Stevens|a series of tubes]]. It was the designated the International [[Asperger's]] Year ([[seriously]]) commemorating the [[100]]th anniversary of the birth of Dr. Hans Asperger, discoverer of Asperger's Syndrome. | |||
{{ytlink|sfqUzrZYd2Q|"Nutrition for elderly"}} | |||
The most important thing to remember before reading this article is that [[Fred Bauder]] cannot practice law in Colorado due to soliciting a client's wife for prostitution. | The most important thing to remember before reading this article is that [[Fred Bauder]] cannot practice law in Colorado due to soliciting a client's wife for prostitution. | ||
Need a recap of what happened [[2005|last year]]? We've got you covered. | |||
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<youtube>9Ym3BA9lXF4</youtube><br>Sheneequa's throwback to {{PAGENAME}}. | |||
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==Events== | |||
===January=== | ===January=== | ||
*Bantownians claim to hijack more than 900,000 LiveJournal accounts. | |||
* | |||
*The "OH SHIT WE'RE SCREWED!" Era comes to an end. | *The "OH SHIT WE'RE SCREWED!" Era comes to an end. | ||
*[[Madrigalskylark]] "goes nuts" | *[[Madrigalskylark]] "goes nuts" | ||
*[[thoseskinnygirls]] founded | *[[thoseskinnygirls]] founded | ||
*[[Ebaumsworld]] attacked by [[YTMND]] for [[image theft]]. [http://wewon.ytmnd.com/ You can guess who won]. | |||
*[[Ebaumsworld]] attacked by [[YTMND]] for [[image theft]] | |||
===February=== | ===February=== | ||
*[[Jakejekyll]] | *[[Jakejekyll]] is down with the clowns. In [[hell]]. | ||
*[[Crazayjillay]] popped out a [[baby]]. | |||
*[[Crazayjillay]] | *[[Djfox]] left forever. | ||
*[[Futuristic Sex Robotz]] released album Hotel Coral Essex. You have likely never heard of them. | |||
*[[Djfox]] left forever | |||
*[[Futuristic Sex Robotz]] released album Hotel Coral Essex | |||
===March=== | ===March=== | ||
*[[Delete fucking everything]] | *[[Delete fucking everything]] becomes known after [[Jacknstock]], Banaan, and [[User:Bastardman|Bastardman]] delete a slew of articles before [[done with ED|quitting ED forever]]. | ||
*[[Cosplayfucks]] reached 1000 members again. | |||
*[[Cosplayfucks]] reached 1000 members again | *[[Meatspin.com]] sold on [[eBay]]. | ||
*[[David Shadle]] charged with first-degree murder. | |||
*[[Meatspin.com]] sold on [[eBay]] | |||
*[[David Shadle]] charged with first-degree murder | |||
===April=== | ===April=== | ||
[[Image:Anwinner.jpg|thumb|Rest in peace.]] | [[Image:Anwinner.jpg|thumb|Rest in peace.]] | ||
*[[Dwarlinggirlxcore]] | *[[Dwarlinggirlxcore]], a girl calling herself the [[lesbian]] lover of [[Harry Potter]]'s [[Emma Watson]] causes plenty of [[lulz]] on ED. | ||
*[[Mitchell Henderson]] gets his iPod stolen, and shoots himself in the head. Thus, he is the [[An hero#{{PAGENAME}}|{{PAGENAME}} Golden iPod recipient]]. | |||
*[[Mitchell Henderson | |||
===May=== | ===May=== | ||
* | *[[LJ]] mommies go batshit-insane when [[LJ Abuse]] tell them they cannot have breastfeeding default icons. | ||
*A teacher calls a student "nigga" and sparks a massive political [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XURRzofbMc0 debacle] | |||
**Get away from the door, niggaa | |||
===June=== | ===June=== | ||
*ED's [[3000th Article]] | *ED's [[3000th Article]] is created. | ||
*[[Andrewpants]], the guy who fucked [[Mediacrat]] and lived to tell about it parties too hard and dies in the bay area. | |||
*[[Christopher Walken]] first recorded use of powerwords. | |||
*[[Andrewpants]] | |||
*[[Christopher Walken]] | |||
*[[National Emo Kid Beatdown Day]] | *[[National Emo Kid Beatdown Day]] | ||
*[[Jacknstock]] <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&user=Jacknstock&page=User%3ACrayolacrime blocks]</span> [[Girlvinyl]]'s husband, [[Rubberduc]], over a [[World of Warcraft]] edit. Jacknstock eventually gets <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Jacknstock raped up the ass]</span> in return for his [[butthurt]] and unfair use of his admin abilities. | |||
*[[Jacknstock]] | *[[Protect fucking everything]] becomes known. A few days after Jacknstock is blocked and his admin powers stripped away, a vandal pagemoves hundreds of pages. All 3000 pages of ED were set to be page-move protected when [[User:Krade|Krade]] finds out how to remove the ability for regular users to move pages by setting <code>$wgGroupPermissions['user']['move'] = false</code>. | ||
*[[Protect fucking everything]] | |||
[[Image:Originalshoe.JPG|thumb|Oh yeah, that's how I like it]] | [[Image:Originalshoe.JPG|thumb|Oh yeah, that's how I like it]] | ||
* | *The founder of Purple PJs decides to go batshit crazy. | ||
*[[Put shoe on head]] becomes known. | |||
*[[Put shoe on head]] | *ED's trademark rainbow blinkies are used to make fun of Jacknstock for being fired. | ||
* | |||
===July=== | ===July=== | ||
*[[16 year old girl]] becomes first page to | *ED's [[16-year-old girl]] article becomes first page to reach 100, 000 page views. | ||
*[[Dollfie]] becomes known. | |||
*[[Dollfie]] | |||
[[Image:ED IRC.JPG|thumb|Created by [[Sheneequa]] with [[MS Paint]].]] | [[Image:ED IRC.JPG|thumb|Created by [[Sheneequa]] with [[MS Paint]].]] | ||
* | *[[ED IRC]] is created. | ||
*A bunch of asspie 13-year-olds go insane when they see that ED joked about the Beatles! | |||
* | *[[MONGO]], a Wikipedia admin, goes ballistic when a screencap of ED's main page is uploaded to [[TOW]], and repeatedly vandalizes ED. | ||
*ED hosts the [[P-p-p-powerbook]] tale. | |||
*[[MONGO]] | |||
*[[P-p-p-powerbook]] | |||
[[Image:WebcamED.jpg|thumb|Tawnee hates Erectile Dysfunction.]] | [[Image:WebcamED.jpg|thumb|Tawnee hates Erectile Dysfunction.]] | ||
*[[Tawneelynne]] | *[[Tawneelynne]] provides many [[Nudes|n00dz]] and [[lulz]] for the whole LJ community. | ||
*[[The Great Habbo Raid of July {{PAGENAME}}]] occurs; hundreds of /b/tards, and [[Habbo Hotel|one shitty socializing site]] collide | |||
*[[The Great Habbo Raid of July | *Zany antics ensue when [[Hezbollah]] trolls [[Israel]]. | ||
*[[Zenofeller]] [[fails|tries]] to make his own ED by stealing content from us and [[Uncyclopedia]]. [[onideus|Sounds awfully familiar]]. | |||
* | |||
*[[Zenofeller]] | |||
===August=== | ===August=== | ||
*[[b/-day|/b/-day]] | *[[b/-day|/b/-day]] {{PAGENAME}} occurs. | ||
*[[Culturalbaggage]] sees his three line "article" and legally threatens ED. [[Tfo]] then expands his article to what it is now and culturalbaggage quits before he gets any further behind. | |||
*[[Culturalbaggage]] | *[[Funnelgirl]] becomes known. | ||
*[[Littlefag]] becomes the self-proclaimed King of Trolls and fails horribly. | |||
*[[Funnelgirl]] | *Vincent Margera gets arrested after feeling up some [[12 year old girl]] boobs. | ||
*[[Littlefag]] | |||
[[Image:Nathanr cock.jpg|thumb|THIS PICTURE IS A PARODY OKAY?]] | [[Image:Nathanr cock.jpg|thumb|THIS PICTURE IS A PARODY OKAY?]] | ||
* | *[[Tfo]] and Nets troll their own kind all over [[LiveJournal]]. | ||
*[[Malerymalamute]] [[Beastiality|fucked some dogs]] and [[sick fuck|enjoyed it]]. | |||
*[[John Mark Karr]], a [[pedo]] schoolteacher who [[faggot|"came out"]] in style in {{PAGENAME}} to admitting to the 1996 murder-rape of a 6-year-old "beauty queen" that he didn't do. Why? Pretty much for the lulz. His journey including a [[l337]] ride home from Bangkok on the [[v&|Party Jet]]. | |||
*[[Malerymalamute]] | |||
*[[John Mark Karr]] | |||
=== September === | === September === | ||
*[[DannyRose]] | *[[DannyRose]] [[rapes]] a [[paraplegic]] fox-child. | ||
*[[Duke Otterland]], an [[autistic]] furry who gets pissed off about his ED article, documenting the Duke's daring exploits. Lulz ensue. | |||
*[[Duke Otterland]] | *[[Facebook]] implements a new stalking feature that had college students up in arms. Nowadays, everybody uses it. | ||
*[[Facebook]] | |||
[[Image:HansReiserGuilty.jpg|thumb|Proof that he is guilty]] | [[Image:HansReiserGuilty.jpg|thumb|Proof that he is guilty]] | ||
*[[Hans Reiser]] | *[[Hans Reiser]] trolled wife to [[death]]. | ||
[[Image:Kimgill01.jpg|thumb|Kim in the Flesh]] | |||
*[[ | *[[Kimveer Gill]] goes for the [[high score]]; only managing [[fail|1 kill]]. | ||
*[[Lonelygirl15]] exposed as a fraud; she gets even more subscribers than before. | |||
*[[Lulzcon]] | *[[Lulzcon]] is hosted on September 29 and some [[Dramacrats]] got together. | ||
*[[RFJason Craigslist Experiment]] brought ED's pagerank up to 1200 and got mentioned on countless blogs, newspapers, and even MSNBC. | |||
*[[Rob Levin]] becomes known. | |||
*[[Girlvinyl]] makes a false site with a petition to shut down Encyclopedia Dramatica. Many furries and [[wikipedophile]]s fall for it. | |||
*[[Steve Irwin]] is stabbed to death by a stingray tail, through his heart. | |||
*[[RFJason Craigslist Experiment]] | *[[Ted Stevens]] proposes his idea that the Internets are a series of tubes. | ||
*[[Rob Levin]] | |||
* | |||
*[[Steve Irwin]] | |||
*[[Ted Stevens]] | |||
===October=== | ===October=== | ||
[[Image:Foley elephant.jpg|thumb|So I heard you have a [[cast fetish]]]] | [[Image:Foley elephant.jpg|thumb|So I heard you have a [[cast fetish]]]] | ||
*[[Borat]] | *[[Borat]], a troll of epic proportions including [[lawlsuits]] from two countries and - so far - three of his movie's "[[victims]]". | ||
*[[Chasethehedgehog]], a [[not|very talented artist]] finds a spot in the top 10% of [[DeviantART]]. | |||
*[[Chasethehedgehog]] | *[[Cyclotouriste]], amazing, but lonely, biker/prophet looking for some [[poon]]. | ||
*[[DJ Skeptik]] protracted an [[edit-war]] with a shitty musician. | |||
*[[Cyclotouriste]] | *ED's 4000th article is created. | ||
*[[LNN]] is born. | |||
*[[Jake Brahm]] gets busted for threatening football. | |||
*[[Mark Foley]] is on the prowl. | |||
*[[Australia|Australians]] [[rape]] a [[retarded]] girl, record it, [[retard|publish it]], and get arrested. | |||
*[[Ultraviolet News Network]] is born. | |||
*[[DJ Skeptik]] | *[[OldDirtyBtard]] coins the term, "EDiot" in #ed. | ||
*[[Porsche Girl|Nikki Catsouras]] becomes high on [[drugs|cocaine]] and drives a Porsche [[9/11|911]], she later got [[BTFO]]. | |||
*ED's | |||
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*[[Jake Brahm | |||
*[[Mark Foley]] | |||
*[[ | |||
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*[[ | |||
*[[ | |||
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===November=== | ===November=== | ||
*[[Buzzboard]] | *[[Buzzboard]] becomes known. | ||
*[[PeppermintPatti]] becomes known after an incident involving [[McDonalds]]. | |||
*[[PeppermintPatti]] | *[[YouTube Street Team]] becomes known. | ||
*[[Argent009]], a weirdo with a [[dragon]] fetish threatens assault, [[murder]], [[e-lawsuits]], [[FBI]] investigations and ends up looking stupid. | |||
*[[YouTube Street Team]] | *[[Gay God]] becomes known. | ||
*[[Kramer]] warns audience about presence of [[niggers]] and is unfairly reprimanded by the [[old media]] ogliarchy. | |||
*[[Argent009]] | *[[Ted Haggard]], a conservative [[Fundie|Evangelist]] turns out to be the raging [[Drug|crystal]] [[Gay|queen]]. | ||
*[[OJ Simpson]] announces he's signed a mega-buck deal with [[Rupert Murdoch]]'s Random House Books for a book about the murder of his wife and her lover entitled '''"If I Did It; Here's How It Happened."''' | |||
*[[Djdlikesxbox]], a [[13-year-old boy|Boy]] who tries to pick up a chick on an [[IRC]] channel. He's not allowed on the computer anymore, for obvious reasons. | |||
*[[Gay God]] | |||
*[[Kramer]] | |||
*[[Ted Haggard]] | |||
*[[OJ Simpson]] | |||
*[[ | |||
=== December === | === December === | ||
*[[Bravesgirl5]] gets trolled off of [[YouTube]] and [[MySpace]]. | |||
*[[Bravesgirl5]] | *[[Crossmack]] becomes known. | ||
*[[Michael J. Fox]] will never be thought of as a decent human being, because of his Parkinson's. | |||
*[[Crossmack]] | *[[MONGO]] quits [[Wikipedia]] forever. Or at least until next week. | ||
*[[YouTube Civil War]] trolls harness [[THE POWER OF ONLINE VIDEO COMMUNICATION]]. | |||
*[[Michael J. Fox]] | *[[Hal Turner]] get ruined. | ||
*[[Saddam Hussein]] is hanged. | |||
* | |||
*[[YouTube Civil War]] | |||
*[[Hal Turner]] | |||
*[[Saddam Hussein]] | |||
==Gallery== | |||
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Image:Michael J Fox-Shaken not stirred.jpg | |||
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Image:Kramer Slide.gif | |||
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</center> | |||
==See | ==See Also== | ||
*[[ED5]] | * [[ED5]] | ||
{{history}} | {{history}} | ||
{{Timeline|Dramatic Years|[[2005]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[2007]]}} | |||
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Latest revision as of 11:40, 25 May 2022
2006 is part of a series on Time | |||||||||||||
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2006 was a good year for drama. Democrats won the House and the Senate, only to see their one seat majority die of a heart attack before the power kicked in yo. Loose Change creators released another batshit video, and all while the machine of IRL worked, drama was occurring all throughout the internets, which we now know are a series of tubes. It was the designated the International Asperger's Year (seriously) commemorating the 100th anniversary of the birth of Dr. Hans Asperger, discoverer of Asperger's Syndrome.
The most important thing to remember before reading this article is that Fred Bauder cannot practice law in Colorado due to soliciting a client's wife for prostitution.
Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.
Sheneequa's throwback to 2006.
Events
January
- Bantownians claim to hijack more than 900,000 LiveJournal accounts.
- The "OH SHIT WE'RE SCREWED!" Era comes to an end.
- Madrigalskylark "goes nuts"
- thoseskinnygirls founded
- Ebaumsworld attacked by YTMND for image theft. You can guess who won.
February
- Jakejekyll is down with the clowns. In hell.
- Crazayjillay popped out a baby.
- Djfox left forever.
- Futuristic Sex Robotz released album Hotel Coral Essex. You have likely never heard of them.
March
- Delete fucking everything becomes known after Jacknstock, Banaan, and Bastardman delete a slew of articles before quitting ED forever.
- Cosplayfucks reached 1000 members again.
- Meatspin.com sold on eBay.
- David Shadle charged with first-degree murder.
April
- Dwarlinggirlxcore, a girl calling herself the lesbian lover of Harry Potter's Emma Watson causes plenty of lulz on ED.
- Mitchell Henderson gets his iPod stolen, and shoots himself in the head. Thus, he is the 2006 Golden iPod recipient.
May
- LJ mommies go batshit-insane when LJ Abuse tell them they cannot have breastfeeding default icons.
- A teacher calls a student "nigga" and sparks a massive political debacle
- Get away from the door, niggaa
June
- ED's 3000th Article is created.
- Andrewpants, the guy who fucked Mediacrat and lived to tell about it parties too hard and dies in the bay area.
- Christopher Walken first recorded use of powerwords.
- National Emo Kid Beatdown Day
- Jacknstock blocks Girlvinyl's husband, Rubberduc, over a World of Warcraft edit. Jacknstock eventually gets raped up the ass in return for his butthurt and unfair use of his admin abilities.
- Protect fucking everything becomes known. A few days after Jacknstock is blocked and his admin powers stripped away, a vandal pagemoves hundreds of pages. All 3000 pages of ED were set to be page-move protected when Krade finds out how to remove the ability for regular users to move pages by setting
$wgGroupPermissions['user']['move'] = false
.
- The founder of Purple PJs decides to go batshit crazy.
- Put shoe on head becomes known.
- ED's trademark rainbow blinkies are used to make fun of Jacknstock for being fired.
July
- ED's 16-year-old girl article becomes first page to reach 100, 000 page views.
- Dollfie becomes known.
- ED IRC is created.
- A bunch of asspie 13-year-olds go insane when they see that ED joked about the Beatles!
- MONGO, a Wikipedia admin, goes ballistic when a screencap of ED's main page is uploaded to TOW, and repeatedly vandalizes ED.
- ED hosts the P-p-p-powerbook tale.
- Tawneelynne provides many n00dz and lulz for the whole LJ community.
- The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006 occurs; hundreds of /b/tards, and one shitty socializing site collide
- Zany antics ensue when Hezbollah trolls Israel.
- Zenofeller tries to make his own ED by stealing content from us and Uncyclopedia. Sounds awfully familiar.
August
- /b/-day 2006 occurs.
- Culturalbaggage sees his three line "article" and legally threatens ED. Tfo then expands his article to what it is now and culturalbaggage quits before he gets any further behind.
- Funnelgirl becomes known.
- Littlefag becomes the self-proclaimed King of Trolls and fails horribly.
- Vincent Margera gets arrested after feeling up some 12 year old girl boobs.
- Tfo and Nets troll their own kind all over LiveJournal.
- Malerymalamute fucked some dogs and enjoyed it.
- John Mark Karr, a pedo schoolteacher who "came out" in style in 2006 to admitting to the 1996 murder-rape of a 6-year-old "beauty queen" that he didn't do. Why? Pretty much for the lulz. His journey including a l337 ride home from Bangkok on the Party Jet.
September
- DannyRose rapes a paraplegic fox-child.
- Duke Otterland, an autistic furry who gets pissed off about his ED article, documenting the Duke's daring exploits. Lulz ensue.
- Facebook implements a new stalking feature that had college students up in arms. Nowadays, everybody uses it.
- Hans Reiser trolled wife to death.
- Kimveer Gill goes for the high score; only managing 1 kill.
- Lonelygirl15 exposed as a fraud; she gets even more subscribers than before.
- Lulzcon is hosted on September 29 and some Dramacrats got together.
- RFJason Craigslist Experiment brought ED's pagerank up to 1200 and got mentioned on countless blogs, newspapers, and even MSNBC.
- Rob Levin becomes known.
- Girlvinyl makes a false site with a petition to shut down Encyclopedia Dramatica. Many furries and wikipedophiles fall for it.
- Steve Irwin is stabbed to death by a stingray tail, through his heart.
- Ted Stevens proposes his idea that the Internets are a series of tubes.
October
- Borat, a troll of epic proportions including lawlsuits from two countries and - so far - three of his movie's "victims".
- Chasethehedgehog, a very talented artist finds a spot in the top 10% of DeviantART.
- Cyclotouriste, amazing, but lonely, biker/prophet looking for some poon.
- DJ Skeptik protracted an edit-war with a shitty musician.
- ED's 4000th article is created.
- LNN is born.
- Jake Brahm gets busted for threatening football.
- Mark Foley is on the prowl.
- Australians rape a retarded girl, record it, publish it, and get arrested.
- Ultraviolet News Network is born.
- OldDirtyBtard coins the term, "EDiot" in #ed.
- Nikki Catsouras becomes high on cocaine and drives a Porsche 911, she later got BTFO.
November
- Buzzboard becomes known.
- PeppermintPatti becomes known after an incident involving McDonalds.
- YouTube Street Team becomes known.
- Argent009, a weirdo with a dragon fetish threatens assault, murder, e-lawsuits, FBI investigations and ends up looking stupid.
- Gay God becomes known.
- Kramer warns audience about presence of niggers and is unfairly reprimanded by the old media ogliarchy.
- Ted Haggard, a conservative Evangelist turns out to be the raging crystal queen.
- OJ Simpson announces he's signed a mega-buck deal with Rupert Murdoch's Random House Books for a book about the murder of his wife and her lover entitled "If I Did It; Here's How It Happened."
- Djdlikesxbox, a Boy who tries to pick up a chick on an IRC channel. He's not allowed on the computer anymore, for obvious reasons.
December
- Bravesgirl5 gets trolled off of YouTube and MySpace.
- Crossmack becomes known.
- Michael J. Fox will never be thought of as a decent human being, because of his Parkinson's.
- MONGO quits Wikipedia forever. Or at least until next week.
- YouTube Civil War trolls harness THE POWER OF ONLINE VIDEO COMMUNICATION.
- Hal Turner get ruined.
- Saddam Hussein is hanged.
Gallery
See Also
Dramatic Years | ||
Preceded by 2005 |
2006 | Succeeded by 2007 |