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Alexis Pilkington Syndrome is was an attention whoring disorder that is characterized by trolling a dead teen girl named Alexis Pilkington whose memorial tribute page on Facebook was created by her so-called friends. According to her family and close friends, Alexis Sky Pilkington or known as Lexi apparently are very upset about the trolling. It was confirmed that these attention whores also troll on her Formspring when she was alive and was possibly the cause for her death. No one knows for sure. The Alexis Pilkington Syndrome could also mean everything that's wrong with the Internets as the victim du jour for anti-cyber bullying activists. The Facebook memorial page for Alexis was the Internets' most popular destination for memorial page tourism until the creators decided to not feed the attention whores by deleting the page altogether.

According to the attention whores, Alexis accidentally died in March 2010 from autoerotic asphyxiation and then became IRL and Internet famous as a retroactive victim to griefers from ebaums who mercilessly trolled her memory OTI. The anti-cyber bullying activists confirmed how Alexis died which was hanging. Her Facebook page gained notability for the vicious trolling it took post-mortem -a trolling her parents, Thomas and Paula exacerbated by going national to discuss the cyber bullies who had already fucked with her albeit minimally on formspring.

Paula did not actually know what a troll was before Alexis died because unlike losers like Megan Meier who are asking for it, Lexi wasn't particularly unpopular. It was only after her self-pwnage that her mom was made painfully aware that a troll is -amongst other things- someone who is a heartless, remorseless "emotional terrorist" who uses bananas as a weapon.

The Real Story from her family

	“	Unfortunately, since Lexi took her own life on March 21st, 2010, it is now quite apparent she was also ill and had been masking a deep dark depression for some time. Sadly, her death has brought a great deal of pain that we will carry in our hearts forever. However, it is also true that with her death, Lexi brought hope to others. By being an organ donor she has saved and or improved the lives of many. Her tragic story and beautiful memory has inspired a new sense of togetherness and healing within the West Islip community. In addition, as per the numerous letters and emails we have and still continue to receive, it is apparent she has touched lives across the globe.	„
	—Alexis Pilkington's loving family, Mom, Dad and Jared

Alexis's history as told by the attention whores

	“	I blame her family. If they were there for her when she needed them then she wouldn't have killed herself. I guess the neglectful bastards just didn't notice she wanted to DIE. I bet her family are sitting there celebrating her death right now while you all bunch of cry baby fags complain. Lighten up, the bitch got what she wanted right?	„
	—Sarah Simpson, Facebook

Prior to her real issue surfacing, Alexis was a fairly normal popular girl who had been sent to counseling for "normal teen issues" like occasionally cutting class and incomplete homework. Oh yeah, and an unhealthy obsession with David Carradine, INXS and autoerotic asphyxiation. Clearly, her actual problem was her parents and she was only 'troubled' in the sense that she came from a disfunctional family who thought that hating school wasn't normal teenage behaviour. Plus, imagine having a cop as a dad. Cops are as dickish to their kids as they are to perps; maybe more-so because they patrol them and their bedrooms 24/7. Fuck that shit...kids are gonna be kids.

To her parents, she was a happy, beautiful and brilliant kid with unlimited potential who was on her way to graduating early and a perfect, fulfilling happy life filled with success and riches. However, in reality, teens who graduate early are usually those who hate school and want to GTFO as soon as possible so they can leave home and their horrible, overbearing coddling parents who relentlessly push their kids to be all the things that they could never hope to be or achieve.

According to friends, Alexis not only hated school and her parents but couldn't take the pressure of being the "good kid" so she decided to graduate life early without leaving a suicide note. However, she did leave something: hours of amusement for ebaums and employment to dozens of pundits and Internets experts who swarm the 24/7 newscycle to enlighten shocked and appalled viewers and concerned parents.

Ironically Alexis Pilkington will be remembered not for anything she did or didn't do in her young life, but for the extensive legacy and impressive body of work she leaves behind in the field of trolling OTI and IRL but moar importantly in Schadenfreude -the concept that lulz at the expense of others is not only a natural human condition but actually good for you.

Apart from that, as an organ donor, Alexis leaves behind her pert, tight little soccer player derriere for scientists to experiment on in the ongoing search for a soothing balm for those with chronic, persistent viral butthurt -most of whom are her so-called 'friends':selfish attention whoring shrill lolcows who have ensured that Alexis Pilkington will never be forgotten as a drama-generating technique and eternally e-famous as a search result in the age of Google.

The Trolling

RIP-Alexis-Pilkington: I made a AIM account and her REAL FRIENDS can im it and write a memory or something to her. INCLUDE YOUR NAME! I am going to print out the im's and make a book with all the memories and give it to her parents and give copies with pictures and such to close friends ♥ the aim is - alexispilkington - HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS -

Whilst still in the land of the living, Alexis was minorly butthurt over some flaming she took on her formspring account but dealt with it by deleting the offending questions and thenceforth, refused to play the game, knowing full-well that you can maintain the upper hand if you don't feed the trolls.

	“	I'm not answering or posting any more of the mean questions, though people! Its messed up :(	„
	—lexiskye17

Her moron friends, however, weren't as Internets savvy and turned an otherwise boring, cliched, smalltown self-pwning/sexytime experiment gone awry into a major media shitstorm in an otherwise slow news cycle.

This, in turn, set the blogosphere afire and caught the attention of the INTERNET HATE MACHINE, whose vigilant young men take such matters very seriously and decided that such madness was a "teachable moment" for concerned parents everywhere. Indeed, Lexi's mother got the message loud and clear: friends don't lets friends drive the information superhighway, drunk on USI.

	“	I believe in my heart that cyberbullying wasn't the cause of Lexi's death. This is a mistake.	„
	—Paula Pilkington, mother

Other clued-in memorial page tourists, also thanked Anon:

	“	Lovely Group. Memorial page tourism is way up and continues to grow. So much love, remembrance, vial hatred and most of all comical nonsense of considering a facbook page SACRED ~ !Ha !	„
	—Aki Mutsumi, Facebook

But it was too late for Lexi's so-called friends who ignored the writing on the wall and continued to allow comments on their memorial page including expressions of pleasure over the death, with pictures of what seemed to be a banana as their profile pictures.

“	This whole thing seems more about trolls winning or losing than somebodies memory. If that's the case, you'll never beat those guys from 4chan. How could any regular ol' nice person beat somebody posting on a dead person's page, "LOLZ BITCH PROBABLY SUCKS A GOOD COCK STILL." What are you going to say "HEY RESPECT HER MEMORY!" They'll probably fire back with something about anal.	„
—Joe InternLovebuzz Randazzo, Facebook

Meanwhile, Lexi's dad, a New York City cop (who obviously knows a thing or two about the law), was not in synch with his wife and is threatening legal action against the Internets.

	“	If I have to be the complainant in a criminal proceeding, then I would be.	„
	—Thomas Pilkington, father

Good luck with that Tom. You'd have moar luck suing her retarded, self-serving 'friends' instead. Long Island is full of rich white people who you can mine for jewgolds for what?...a fancy new headstone for your only child? A child you may as well have tied the noose for with all your bad parenting?

Trolling YouTube Comments

ilovetwijonas — 23 March 2010 — ALL RUDE COMMENTS WILL BE DELETED. THIS IS NOT THE PLACE TO TALK CRAP ABOUT SOMEONE WHO RECENTLY PASSED AWAY. Thank you. Of course, it never occurred to the lolcow who made this vidya that you can disable comments.

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+{{spoiler|'''The Alexis Pilkington Syndrome is declared CURED as her so-called friends decided to delete the memorial tribute page!'''}}
-{{notice|'''The Alexis Pilkington Syndrome is declared CURED as her so-called friends decided to delete the memorial tribute page!'''}}
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-[[File:Alexis_pilkington_troll.png|thumb|800px|[http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=107052405997931 Word! Hang in there Lexi.]]]
+<!-- [[File:Alexis_pilkington_troll.png|thumb|800px|[http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=107052405997931 Word! Hang in there Lexi.]]] -->
-[[File:Article_NotAutoErotic.jpg|thumb|350px|Alexis]]
+<!-- [[File:Article_NotAutoErotic.jpg|thumb|350px|Alexis]] -->
-'''Alexis Pilkington Syndrome''' <s>is</s> was an [[Attention Whore|attention whoring]] disorder that is characterized by [[trolling]] a dead [[Teenager|teen girl]] named Alexis Pilkington whose [[Memorial Page Tourism|memorial tribute page]] on [[Failbook|Facebook]] was created by her so-called [[friends]].  According to her [[Incest|family]] and [[Friends|close friends]], '''Alexis Sky Pilkington''' or known as '''Lexi''' apparently are very [[Butthurt|upset]] about the trolling. It was confirmed that these attention whores also troll on her [[Formspring]] when she was alive and was possibly the cause for her death. No one knows for sure. The '''Alexis Pilkington Syndrome''' could also mean everything that's wrong with the Internets as the victim du jour for anti-[[cyber bully]]ing activists. The Facebook memorial page for Alexis was the Internets' most popular destination for [[memorial page tourism]] until the creators decided to [[Don't feed the trolls|not feed the attention whores]] by [[Baleet|deleting]] the page altogether.
+'''Alexis Pilkington Syndrome''' <s>is</s> was an [[Attention Whore|attention whoring]] disorder that is characterized by [[trolling]] a dead [[Teenager|teen girl]] named Alexis Pilkington whose [[Memorial Page Tourism|memorial tribute page]] on [[Failbook|Facebook]] was created by her so-called [[friends]].  According to her [[Incest|family]] and [[Friends|close friends]], '''Alexis Sky Pilkington''' or known as '''Lexi''' apparently are very [[Butthurt|upset]] about the trolling. It was confirmed that these attention whores also troll on her [[Formspring]] when she was alive and was possibly the cause for her death. No one knows for sure. The '''Alexis Pilkington Syndrome''' could also mean everything that's wrong with the Internets as the victim du jour for anti-[[cyber bully]]ing activists. The Facebook memorial page for Alexis was the Internets' most popular destination for [[Memorial Page Tourism|memorial page tourism]] until the creators decided to [[Don't feed the trolls|not feed the attention whores]] by [[Baleet|deleting]] the page altogether.
-According to the [[attention whores]], Alexis accidentally died in March 2010 from [[autoerotic asphyxiation]] and then became [[IRL]] and [[Internet famous]] as a retroactive victim to [[griefer]]s from [[ebaums]] who mercilessly trolled her memory [[OTI]].  The anti-[[cyber bully]]ing activists confirmed how Alexis died which was hanging.  Her Facebook page gained [[wikipedia:Cyber-bullying#Community_support|notability]] for the vicious trolling it took post-mortem -a trolling her parents, Thomas and Paula exacerbated by [[old media|going national]] to discuss the [[cyber bullies]] who had already fucked with her albeit minimally on [[formspring]].
+According to the [[attention whores]], Alexis accidentally died in March 2010 from [[autoerotic asphyxiation]] and then became [[IRL]] and [[Internet famous]] as a retroactive victim to [[griefer]]s from [[ebaums]] who mercilessly trolled her memory [[OTI]].  The anti-[[cyber bully]]ing activists confirmed how Alexis died which was hanging.  Her Facebook page gained {{wikilink|Cyber-bullying#Community_support|notability}} for the vicious trolling it took post-mortem -a trolling her parents, Thomas and Paula exacerbated by [[old media|going national]] to discuss the [[cyber bullies]] who had already fucked with her albeit minimally on [[formspring]].
-Paula did not actually know what a [[troll]] was before Alexis died because unlike losers like [[Megan Meier]] who are [[asking for it]], Lexi wasn't particularly unpopular. It was only after her [[self-pwn]]age that her mom was made [[butthurt|painfully aware]] that a troll is -amongst [[raidfag|other things]]- someone who is a heartless, remorseless "[[emotional terrorist]]" who uses [[banana]]s as a weapon.
+Paula did not actually know what a [[troll]] was before Alexis died because unlike losers like [[Megan Meier]] who are [[asking for it]], Lexi wasn't particularly unpopular. It was only after her [[self-pwn]]age that her mom was made [[butthurt|painfully aware]] that a troll is -amongst [[raidfag|other things]]- someone who is a heartless, remorseless "emotional terrorist" who uses [[banana]]s as a weapon.
 ==The Real Story from her [[Incest|family]]==
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 ==Alexis's history as told by the attention whores==
-[[File:Alg alexis-pilkington.jpg|thumb|[[necro|I'd still hit it]].]]
+<!-- [[File:Alg alexis-pilkington.jpg|thumb|[[necro|I'd still hit it]].]] -->
 [[File:Alexispilkington.jpg|thumb|left|[[Auto-erotic_asphyxiation|What really happened]]]]
 {{quote|I blame her family. If they were there for her when she needed them then she wouldn't have killed herself. I guess the neglectful bastards just didn't notice she wanted to DIE. I bet her family are sitting there celebrating her death right now while you all bunch of cry baby fags complain. Lighten up, the bitch got what she wanted right?|Sarah Simpson|Facebook}}
-Prior to her [[suicidal|''real'' issue]] surfacing, Alexis was a fairly normal popular girl who had been sent to counseling for "[[drunk|normal teen issues]]" like occasionally cutting class and incomplete homework.  Oh yeah, and an unhealthy obsession with [[David Carradine]], [[wikipedia:Michael_Hutchence#Death|INXS]] and [[autoerotic asphyxiation]]. Clearly, her actual problem was her [[parents]] and she was only 'troubled' in the sense that she came from a disfunctional family who thought that hating school wasn't normal teenage behaviour. Plus, imagine having a cop as a dad. Cops are as dickish to their kids as they are to perps; maybe more-so because they patrol them and their bedrooms 24/7. Fuck that shit...kids are gonna [[drugs|be kids]].
+Prior to her [[suicidal|''real'' issue]] surfacing, Alexis was a fairly normal popular girl who had been sent to counseling for "[[drunk|normal teen issues]]" like occasionally cutting class and incomplete homework.  Oh yeah, and an unhealthy obsession with [[David Carradine]], {{wikilink|Michael_Hutchence#Death|INXS}} and [[autoerotic asphyxiation]]. Clearly, her actual problem was her [[parents]] and she was only 'troubled' in the sense that she came from a disfunctional family who thought that hating school wasn't normal teenage behaviour. Plus, imagine having a cop as a dad. Cops are as dickish to their kids as they are to perps; maybe more-so because they patrol them and their bedrooms 24/7. Fuck that shit...kids are gonna [[drugs|be kids]].
 To her parents, she was a [[unrealistic expectations|happy, beautiful and brilliant kid with unlimited potential]] who was on her way to graduating early and a perfect, fulfilling happy life filled with [[rich and beautiful|success and riches]]. However, in reality, teens who graduate early are usually those who hate school and want to GTFO as soon as possible so they can leave home and their horrible, overbearing [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-rock/has-an-incorrect-theory-o_b_526536.html coddling parents who relentlessly push their kids] to be all the things that they could never hope to be or achieve.
-According to friends, Alexis not only hated school and her parents but [[emo|couldn't take the pressure of being the "good kid"]] so she decided to graduate life early without leaving a [[I DIDN'T EAT THAT FUCKIN SANDWICH OR THE TOILET THING EITHER!|suicide note]]. However, she did leave something: hours of amusement for [[ebaums]] and employment to dozens of pundits and [[Internets expert]]s who swarm the the [[CNN|24/7 newscycle]] to enlighten [[shocked and appalled]] viewers and [[concerned parents]].
+According to friends, Alexis not only hated school and her parents but [[emo|couldn't take the pressure of being the "good kid"]] so she decided to graduate life early without leaving a [[I DIDN'T EAT THAT FUCKIN SANDWICH OR THE TOILET THING EITHER!|suicide note]]. However, she did leave something: hours of amusement for [[ebaums]] and employment to dozens of pundits and Internets experts who swarm the [[CNN|24/7 newscycle]] to enlighten [[shocked and appalled]] viewers and [[concerned parents]].
 [[Ironically]] Alexis Pilkington will be remembered not for anything she did or didn't do in her young life, but for the extensive legacy and impressive [[butthurt|body of work]] she leaves behind in the field of [[trolling]] [[OTI]] ''and'' [[IRL]] but moar importantly in [[Schadenfreude]] -the concept that [[lulz]] at the expense of others is not only a natural human condition but actually good for you.
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 ==The Trolling==
-{{notice|'''RIP-Alexis-Pilkington''': I made a AIM account and her REAL FRIENDS can im it and write a memory or something to her. INCLUDE YOUR NAME! I am going to print out the im's and make a book with all the memories and give it to her parents and give copies with pictures and such to close friends ♥ '''the aim is - alexispilkington''' - }}
+{{notice|'''RIP-Alexis-Pilkington''': I made a AIM account and her REAL FRIENDS can im it and write a memory or something to her. INCLUDE YOUR NAME! I am going to print out the im's and make a book with all the memories and give it to her parents and give copies with pictures and such to close friends ♥ the aim is - alexispilkington - '''[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS]]''' - }}
-[[File:Lexiskye17_formspring.png|thumb|350px|Where it all started]]
+<!-- [[File:Lexiskye17_formspring.png|thumb|350px|Where it all started]] -->
-[[File:Alexis_pilkington.png|thumb|350px|[[911|Bawwwww]]]]
+<!-- [[File:Alexis_pilkington.png|thumb|350px|[[911|Bawwwww]]]] -->
-[[File:Memorial_tourism1.png|thumb|350px|LOL...[[Missing White Woman Syndrome|white wimmins]]]]
+<!-- [[File:Memorial_tourism1.png|thumb|350px|LOL...[[Missing White Woman Syndrome|white wimmins]]]] -->
-[[File:Alexis_pilkington_hang_in.png|350px|thumb|Now that's [[WIN|what I'm talkin' about!]]]]
+<!-- [[File:Alexis_pilkington_hang_in.png|350px|thumb|Now that's [[WIN|what I'm talkin' about!]]]] -->
 Whilst still in the land of the living, Alexis was minorly butthurt over some [[flaming]] she took on her [[formspring]] account but dealt with it by [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|deleting the offending questions]] and thenceforth, refused to play [[the game]], knowing full-well that you can maintain the upper hand if you [[don't feed the trolls]].
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 {{quote|[[denial|I believe in my heart that cyberbullying wasn't the cause of Lexi's death. This is a mistake.]]|Paula Pilkington|mother}}
-Other clued-in [[memorial page tourists]], also thanked [[Anon]]:
+Other clued-in memorial page tourists, also thanked [[Anon]]:
-[[File:Bananatroll.jpg|thumb|350px|left|The banana that torments Alexis]]
+<!-- [[File:Bananatroll.jpg|thumb|350px|left|The banana that torments Alexis]] -->
 {{quote|Lovely Group. Memorial page tourism is way up and continues to grow. So much love, remembrance, vial hatred and most of all comical nonsense of considering a facbook page SACRED ~ !Ha !|Aki Mutsumi |Facebook}}
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 ===Trolling YouTube Comments===
-[[File:Alexis_pilkington_youtube.png|thumb|The new YouTube layout...mow with moar hæt!]]
+<!-- [[File:Alexis_pilkington_youtube.png|thumb|The new YouTube layout...mow with moar hæt!]] -->
 '''[[DISREGARD THAT|ilovetwijonas — 23 March 2010 — ALL RUDE COMMENTS WILL BE DELETED. THIS IS NOT THE PLACE TO TALK CRAP ABOUT SOMEONE WHO RECENTLY PASSED AWAY. Thank you.]]''' Of course, it never occurred to the [[lolcow]] who made this vidya that you can disable comments.
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 ==See Also==
-[[File:Alexis_pilkington_ED.png|thumb|350px|LOL [[ED]]]]
+<!-- [[File:Alexis_pilkington_ED.png|thumb|350px|LOL [[ED]]]] -->
 *[[Autoerotic asphyxiation]]
 *[[Parry Aftab]]
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 * [http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2010/03/25/2010-03-25_li_teens_suicide_linked_to_cruel_cyberbullies_police.html Daily News report]
 * [http://www.alexispilkingtonmemorialfoundation.org/lexi-s-story Lexi's Story: what really happened]
-* [http://tv.gawker.com/5506453/trolling-the-today-show-explores-the-dark-side-of-the-internet "The anti-cyber bullying activists confirmed the hanging".]
+* {{archive|svkY|"The anti-cyber bullying activists confirmed the hanging".}}
 * [http://www.facebook.com/pages/RIP-Alexis-Pilkington/104755919556445 Official Facebook Page] *Baleeted
 * [http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=107052405997931 Alexis Pilkington Hang in there! Facebook Group] *Baleeted
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 * [http://www.sophos.com/blogs/gc/g/2010/03/23/alexis-pilkington-death-exploited-scareware-hackers/ 'Scarewarez' hax0rs exploit death for jewgolds]
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Alexis Pilkington Syndrome: Difference between revisions

Latest revision as of 02:35, 18 June 2016

Contents

The Real Story from her family

Alexis's history as told by the attention whores

The Trolling

Trolling YouTube Comments

See Also

Links

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Alexis Pilkington Syndrome: Difference between revisions

Latest revision as of 02:35, 18 June 2016

The Real Story from her family

Alexis's history as told by the attention whores

The Trolling

Trolling YouTube Comments

See Also

Links

Navigation menu

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