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Nancy Grace

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THIS TV PERSONALITY KNOWS DRAMA! NANCY'S PRESUMED RAPISTS AT THE DUKE LACROSSE TEAM WERE FOUND INNOCENT AND NANCY MADE AN INTERVIEWEE COMMIT SUICIDE!



When innocence until proven guilty is merely "alleged innocence"
When innocence until proven guilty is merely "alleged innocence"


Nancy Grace the TV Jury Attention Whore

Nancy Grace is the original media hatchet woman for playing a TV broadcast judge and jury while claiming to be a victims' rights advocate for the lulz. She never fails to have innocent people presumed guilty and thus becoming a victim of her attention whoring. The fat hick Georgian peach was your average inbred retard until her fiance Keith Griffin begged his coworker to kill him because Nancy wouldn't shut the fuck up. She failed as a prosecutor when even the judge wanted her to shut the fuck up and she ended up a TV commentator so lonely middle aged women who also can't shut up could have a friend. She is known for being a news commentator that is far less accurate than EDF 2: Electric Boogaloo, but more likely to cause suicides ( srsly ) She is known for completely contradicting whatever she just said when public opinion changes, in order to best attention whore. Some retards actually take this stupid cunt seriously, despite the fact that S=she can be seen debating herself if you compare her footage from different time periods depending on public opinion. Watch her stance on marijuana change after jumping on the bandwagon to defend lazy nigger Trayvon Martin as a harmless stoner when previously she said....

Hounding Rape Abduction Victim, Elizabeth Smart, for TV ratings

"Did you ever hear people calling out trying to find you...at that moment did you wanna scream out to say IM HERE HELP ME IM BEING RAPED" asked Nancy Grace to Elizabeth Smart on her TV show with the promise of discussing legislation on sex-offender registration. Nancy Grace began to loudly smack her lips as she repeatedly asked her for information about Elizabeth's year of abduction and repeated rape. In response to the questioning, Elizabeth told Grace, "I really am here to support the bill and not to go into what -- you know, what happened to me." But a sweaty and eager Nancy Grace persisted, asking Elizabeth about the burqa her abductors forced her to wear, hoping to hear if it was for sex or some shit. Nancy Grace only stopped when Smart said she "didn't appreciate Grace bringing all this up and No means no!

Duke lacrosse False Rape allegations for Attention

Grace decided to declare to her viewers that the 2006 Duke University lacrosse case had already been cracked by her great detective work and that they were all rapist fucks. The case in which the charges of rape were made by Crystal Gail Mangum, a stripper. Duke suspended its men's lacrosse team's season from misleading accusations Nancy issued on the air like: "I'm so glad they didn't miss a lacrosse game over a little thing like gang rape!". She proceeds to dox them and declare their guilt of rape by default because they are cis scum. But when Attorney General Roy Cooper pronounced all three players innocent of the rape charges made by Mangum and Nifong, Grace did not appear and a substitute reporter, Jane Velez-Mitchell, announced the innocent verdict because Nancy Grace was too busy laughing.


Nancy Grace always wants the rape stats

An Hero of interviewee Melinda Duckett

Dead Baby Chaser

In September 2006, 22-year-old Melinda Duckett committed suicide following an interview by Grace about the disappearance of Duckett's 2-year-old son Trenton. Nancy Grace tactfully declared a lack of openness regarding her son's disappearance, using her detective skills to ask Duckett sensitive questions less than two weeks after the child went missing like: "Where were you? Why aren't you telling us where you were that day?" When Duckett appeared confused and was unable to answer whether or not she had taken a polygraph test. When Grace asked her why she could not account for specific details, Duckett began to reply, "Because I was told not to," to which Grace responded, "Ms. Duckett, you are not telling us for a reason. What is the reason? You refuse to give even the simplest facts of where you were with your son before he went missing. It is day twelve." Grace then moved on to a psychologist who asserted that Duckett was "skirting around the issue."

The next day, before the airing of the show, Duckett became An Hero obviously not from yesterdays pleasant televised kangaroo trial of assumed guilt from Grace. Speaking to The Orlando Sentinel, Duckett's grandfather Bill Eubank said, "Nancy Grace and the others, they just bashed her to the end. She was not one anyone ever would have thought of to do something like this." CNN allowed the show to air in the wake of Duckett's suicide and despite the fact that Police investigating the case had not named Melinda Duckett as a suspect in the case at the time.

The Two Chainz Debate

After losing the infamous debate with the kidnap rape victim Elizabeth Smart. Nancy decided to read into names and debate some rapper named 2chainz. She immeditaly did her good journalist work and confronted him about some street name that refers to him as "titty boy". Nancy Grace claimed people in many cases commit violent acts behind a video playing of some baby smoking weed. Two Chainz countered alcohol use is worse in response and legalization would help economic growth for those projected to be imprisoned for. Nancy narrowly won the debate by trolling with a projected video of "pot tot" through out the debate.

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