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[[File:Kevin Clash and Elmo.jpg|thumb|Elmo knows where you live!]]
[[File:Kevin Clash and Elmo.jpg|thumb]]
[[File:Elmokid.gif|thumb|'''E''' is for [[wikipedia:Ephebophilia|ephebophilia]]]]
'''Elmo''' is a Muppet from Sesame Street. A distant relative of [[Pedobear]], Elmo took up with bad company when he met another distant relative, [[Shotacat]], and began his downward spiral.
[[File:MakeItMine.jpg|thumb|[[Some argue]] that it's all an evil plot by Elmo's arch-nemesis, the [[Jewish|greedy]] [[manchild]], [http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Huxley Huxley].]]
Elmo is A badass, smoked out, locced out muppet from the SS, AKA Sesame Street. His reputation puts infamous characters like Suge Knight, Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, George W. Bush, Hitler (Well you get the point) to shame.
'''Elmo''' was a [[furry]], [[homosexual]] [[Communist|red]] monster on the infamous kids TV show [[Sesame Street]]. The character was apparently created one day when the show's staff decided it would be fun to give some guy a hideous ball of red fur and zero instructions besides "[[DO IT FAGGOT|turn this into something]]". The resultant abomination became "the embodiment of [[rape|love]]" - Elmo. You probably know Elmo best as the advertising powerhouse that Sesame Street uses to make sure the money keeps on rolling in. That ugly little ball of fur has been in over 26 movies and has spawned a countless amount of ungodly merchandise made to separate retards from their [[Jew gold]].


Has his own segment on sesame street, it's called "Elmo's world". Just to show some perspective into his evil mind. Doesn't that give you a hint that he wants to own the whole world? (please don't tell him I said that... PLEASE!)
And so, all was well in the world for the creators of Sesame St. until it turned out that "the embodiment of love" was actually second cousin once removed of everyone's favorite [[pedobear|bear]] and had a real taste for [[shota]].


Unless you live there, I just wouldn't even go down Sesame Street at all. If that's your usual route to wherever it is you go, a piece of advice: take a detour. An extra 5 minutes of being lost is worth your life.
==The Creepy==
In October 2012 some money-seeking faggot accused Elmo's [[Mr Hands|handler]] Kevin Clash that he [Clash] [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2231695/Kevin-Clash-Voice-Sesame-Streets-Elmo-accused-having-sexual-relationship-underage-boy.html fucked him in the ass when he was the tender age of 17]. Of course the negro himself claims he thought the kid was 18. Since then dozens of [[butthurt]] and [[GRIDS|lonely]] [[attention whore]]s have come out of the woodwork claiming they all have been 'tickled' by  Elmo.


Some sources say that he is affiliated with the likes of Big bird AKA "papa peck", Baby bear AKA "Big Biz", Alvin and the chipmunks, cookie monster and Kermit the Frog. That would be true. The same source...
Considering the Elmo Line of products, it's not too big a leap to make.
* Elmo is the "Embodiment of Love". [[NAMBLA|Love for young folks]] [[Shota Cat|from a much older man]]
* Tickle Me Elmo: encourages young boys to touch low on another man's body to "tickle" them
* Elmo Children's Chairs: Sit your son between the smiling Elmo's legs
* Fireman, Policeman, Indian, ect. Elmo: It's the all Elmo [[Homosexual|Village people]]! How did anyone miss it?


Last Thursday, eyebrows were raised when Elmo was found without a hand up his ass. The hand that ordinarily occupied that gaping chasm was up the ass of at least three underage teens.
 
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==The "Victims"==
[[File:Elmo in da hood.jpg|thumb|Welcome to da hood!]]
Sesame Street is of course, set in a ghetto somewhere in New York, and being a ghetto it comes complete with some dude living in the trash can, [[gay|fairies]] spreading around "[[drugs|magic dust]]", [[hookers and blow|hookers]] on every corner and seven foot tall birds hallucinating about elephants. Part of this realistic setting was the usual [[hookers and blow|drugs and prostitution]]. Young "aspiring models" selling their wares proved too much for Elmo, and he succumbed to their wiles. In Kevin Clash's defense, they did [[lies|say they were 18]] and were totally [[asking for it]]. In typical nigger behavior, Clash claims [[The Man]]'s just prosecuting him [[Bullshit|because he's black.]]
 
 
Here is a sample of Elmo's taste in men:
{{center|<gallery>
File:Sheldon Stephens.jpg|"Aspiring model"
File:Cecil Singleton.jpg|Asking for it
File:Kermit goatse.jpg|An unnamed victim comes forth and shows the [[Goatse|anal devastation]] wrought by Clash
</gallery>}}
 
== Elmo back in the day ==
<center>'''Sesame Street also made this new line of Elmo toys, encouraging kids to become [[an hero|heroes]]</center>
<center><youtube>eEZdOqhSucg</youtube></center>
 
 
== Elmo today ==
While Elmo's attitude towards young boys might be [[sick fuck|somewhat suspect]], it is refreshing and reassuring to know, however, that when it comes to [[jews]], he's right on the money. He gained a lot of infamy after harassing [[NYC|Noo Yahkers]] for a few weeks during his stay in the big apple. After being banished from the land, he ended up in [[San Francisco]], where he got in countless fights with the faggots there, which resulted in him being v& and sent to [[Prison]] for an entire year. He was last spotted in [[2015]], somewhere in [[California]]. These filthy fucking jews need to die. Further adding lulz to the story, it was revealed that his name was legit [[Adam Sandler]]. He lived in [[Cambodia]] in the late [[1990s]], where he ran a porn site called '''Welcome to the Rape Camp''', until he was banished from that shitty country. He came back to [[Dumbfuckistan]], where he joined up with the Girl Scouts until getting kicked out for more unusual behavior.
 
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|<youtube>bVdireUJS1Q</youtube> <br> <center>'''Anti-Semitic Elmo'''</center>
|<youtube>A3NELtWokw</youtube> <br> <center>'''The Saga'''</center>
|<youtube>fNaJnS1wzAo</youtube> <br> <center>'''Elmo is a potential school shooter'''</center>
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== Tickle me gallery ==
 
{{Collapsegallery||Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Elmo experiments.jpg|Elmo's first time
File:No one wants to tickle me.jpg
File:ElmoThudd.jpg|[[Porn|Elmo's night job.]]
File:Saint Elmo.jpg
File:Elmo chair.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Swag Elmo.jpg
File:Tickle me Elmo.jpg|Elmo loved [[loli]]s back then
File:Elmo jail.jpg|Elmo's new look come 2013
File:Gangster Elmo.gif
File:Elmo fag.jpg|Elmo during his night shift
File:Touch someone who is in bed.jpg
File:Meth - Hell Of A Drug.jpg
</gallery>}}
 
== See Also ==
*[[Muppets|The Muppets]]
*[[PENIS PENIS PENIS]]
 
== External Links ==
*[http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/hook-me-elmo Elmo gets hooked up with a bad crowd]
 
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Latest revision as of 14:28, 6 February 2022

Elmo knows where you live!
E is for ephebophilia
Some argue that it's all an evil plot by Elmo's arch-nemesis, the greedy manchild, Huxley.

Elmo was a furry, homosexual red monster on the infamous kids TV show Sesame Street. The character was apparently created one day when the show's staff decided it would be fun to give some guy a hideous ball of red fur and zero instructions besides "turn this into something". The resultant abomination became "the embodiment of love" - Elmo. You probably know Elmo best as the advertising powerhouse that Sesame Street uses to make sure the money keeps on rolling in. That ugly little ball of fur has been in over 26 movies and has spawned a countless amount of ungodly merchandise made to separate retards from their Jew gold.

And so, all was well in the world for the creators of Sesame St. until it turned out that "the embodiment of love" was actually second cousin once removed of everyone's favorite bear and had a real taste for shota.

The Creepy

In October 2012 some money-seeking faggot accused Elmo's handler Kevin Clash that he [Clash] fucked him in the ass when he was the tender age of 17. Of course the negro himself claims he thought the kid was 18. Since then dozens of butthurt and lonely attention whores have come out of the woodwork claiming they all have been 'tickled' by Elmo.

Considering the Elmo Line of products, it's not too big a leap to make.

  • Elmo is the "Embodiment of Love". Love for young folks from a much older man
  • Tickle Me Elmo: encourages young boys to touch low on another man's body to "tickle" them
  • Elmo Children's Chairs: Sit your son between the smiling Elmo's legs
  • Fireman, Policeman, Indian, ect. Elmo: It's the all Elmo Village people! How did anyone miss it?


The "Victims"

Welcome to da hood!

Sesame Street is of course, set in a ghetto somewhere in New York, and being a ghetto it comes complete with some dude living in the trash can, fairies spreading around "magic dust", hookers on every corner and seven foot tall birds hallucinating about elephants. Part of this realistic setting was the usual drugs and prostitution. Young "aspiring models" selling their wares proved too much for Elmo, and he succumbed to their wiles. In Kevin Clash's defense, they did say they were 18 and were totally asking for it. In typical nigger behavior, Clash claims The Man's just prosecuting him because he's black.


Here is a sample of Elmo's taste in men:

  • "Aspiring model"
    "Aspiring model"
  • Asking for it
    Asking for it
  • An unnamed victim comes forth and shows the anal devastation wrought by Clash
    An unnamed victim comes forth and shows the anal devastation wrought by Clash

Elmo back in the day

Sesame Street also made this new line of Elmo toys, encouraging kids to become heroes


Elmo today

While Elmo's attitude towards young boys might be somewhat suspect, it is refreshing and reassuring to know, however, that when it comes to jews, he's right on the money. He gained a lot of infamy after harassing Noo Yahkers for a few weeks during his stay in the big apple. After being banished from the land, he ended up in San Francisco, where he got in countless fights with the faggots there, which resulted in him being v& and sent to Prison for an entire year. He was last spotted in 2015, somewhere in California. These filthy fucking jews need to die. Further adding lulz to the story, it was revealed that his name was legit Adam Sandler. He lived in Cambodia in the late 1990s, where he ran a porn site called Welcome to the Rape Camp, until he was banished from that shitty country. He came back to Dumbfuckistan, where he joined up with the Girl Scouts until getting kicked out for more unusual behavior.


Anti-Semitic Elmo


The Saga


Elmo is a potential school shooter

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